The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Daggit]

Yes there is but beware of the Spicy Chicken Soup.

https://youtu.be/Wmuy3BrGjVE

[Rally Squirrel]

Falkie makes a bold claim that he is an expert on Snoopy but when it comes to breaking Snoopy news Callan is the man on the spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TPFPmM-9_A

New things happening in the world of Snoopy and Falkie was oblivious as Jason broke the news.

[Spy]

Breaking News:  Arrested for masticating in public.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Yes there is but beware of the Spicy Chicken Soup.

LOL
but, we ALL know "our George" likes his chicken "al natural" FROZEN AND RAW !!
got me thinkin', WITH Thanksgiving soon here and NO Sweet Kathy in sight (having a new boytoy and modeling for those naked Hillary statues) I thought it might be a nice gesture to preplan a massive drop of FROZEN CHICKENS to FALKIE to chow on this approaching winter in his horder's hovel.
ANYBODY IN ? Rally Squirrel?? Bart Ell (now you are back)??
(has FROZEN CHICKEN got something to do with the increased "size" of his thingy...George Constanza gets "shrinkage" with cold but our FALKIE .....)
GLORY
FRIENDSHIP

[Happier Times are Coming]

OH SNAP !!!
FALKIE 2.0

[Inglorious Bitch]

I feel the need to visit this thread, my child, every few months.

Daddy! Don't leave us! We'll behave.

Who are we kidding, no we won't.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Think THIS will get FALKIE back ?
(makin' Sweet Kathy jealous)

[Happier Times are Coming]

Hey FALKIE
Do a YouTube "food review" for THIS !!
VIEWS
VIEWS
VIEWS

[Happier Times are Coming]

Hey FALKIE
Is this what you mean when you complain of an abscess tooth and sinus pain ?

[Catsmile]

Why did the 3 chickens fly across the road?   ...

Because Faulty didn't cook them properly!



How can you tell if Faulty is lying, or scamming?   ...

Hes breathing!

[Happier Times are Coming]

JUST MAYBE WE HAVE FALKIE ALL WRONG ??
LOL

Question
I am getting a very annoying "twitching feeling" towards the tip of my penis. It happens off and on throughout the day and night. This has been happening for 6-8 weeks. It feels similar to a eye twitch or muscle twitch. Have you ever heard of this? Everything else seems fine.Any thoughts?

Answer
Ray, as you might imagine, for this type of problem it is not possible for me to make an exact diagnosis or give recommendations over the internet because of the inability to take a more complete history and do a physical examination.  However, I shall try to help you.

Unusual sensations in the tip of the penis are very common in men.  It may be sensed as a burning, vague annoyance, increased sensitivity or a "twitch" as you feel.  It can be due to urethritis which is an inflammation of the lining of the urethra.  This is generally from a mild infection but may also be due to chemical inflammation of the distal urethra from soap residue in those men who take baths as opposed to showers. 

That being said, the by far most common cause of your symptoms is referred discomfort from an inflammation of the prostate gland, so called prostatitis.  This is a disorder that I have commented on extensively on this web site.   In case you have not read it before, to follow is a "macro" I have written on this problem that will explain the various types of prostatitis and their treatment to you.

Symptoms that might occur with prostatitis include frequency of urination, slowing of the urinary stream, burning with voiding or ejaculation, burning in the penile tip unrelated to voiding, urethral discharge, sexual dysfunction (such as difficulty with erection), aching in the penis, testicles, and discomfort in the lower abdomen, low back, groin, rectum or perineum (the area between the scrotum and rectum â€" between the “wind and the rain”) and constipation. The passage of blood at the initiation or termination of urination or in the semen can also be noted. During sexual arousal the prostate gland & seminal vesicles manufacture fluid that account for the majority of the semen. The seminal vesicles are paired structures located behind the prostate gland that are also sensitive to sexual excitement.  Sperm from the testicles (which account for only 1-2 % of the semen) travel up a series of tubes (epididymis and vas deferens) on each side to join the seminal vesicles forming the paired ejaculatory ducts.  These structures empty into the prostatic portion of the urethra.  At the time of ejaculation, fluid is discharged from the prostate gland and ejaculatory ducts into the urethra (urinary canal) forming the semen.  The average semen volume is 2-6 cc.  With the inception of ejaculation, the bladder neck closes and the semen is forced forward out the urethra by contraction of the pelvic muscles.  It is not uncommon for inflammation and/or infection to spread in a retrograde manner into the vas and epididymis.  Even without such spread, prostatic discomfort is often referred into the testicle.  Too frequent or too infrequent ejaculation, sexual arousal without ejaculation, withdraw at the time of ejaculation, aggressive bike or horse back riding, and excessive spicy foods, alcohol, and caffeine in the diet can predispose you to this.  Sitting for long periods of time, especially in an automotive vehicle, can put undo pressure on the prostate and aggravate the condition.  For the latter, it is best not to sit more than 2-3 hours at a time.  Stop the vehicle periodically, take a short walk and go to the bathroom to urinate.  A thick pad or piece of sponge rubber on your seat will also help to cushion the prostate.  One should avoid any of the above that apply.  Eliminating all of these factors that apply to you are just as important, if not more so, than taking medication!  Ejaculation beyond the tolerance of the prostate to fill and empty may also cause discomfort.  Likewise if one does so infrequently, fluid still builds up from thoughts, dreams, fantasies, etc. and has to be released periodically to decompress the gland and relieve the symptoms.  For most men, ejaculation in moderation, perhaps 1-2 times a week, is reasonable.  A daily warm bath for 10-15 minutes 1-2 times daily also lessens the discomfort.  Attention to sexual activity and warm bathes should be utilized regardless of the type of prostatitis and whether or not medications are prescribed.

There are several types of prostatitis.  Sometimes prostatitis can be due to an infection of the gland with bacteria.  Typically, pus cells and bacteria are found in the prostatic fluid. The infection usually requires an initial 4 week course of an appropriate antibiotic (the commonest prescribed are the fluoroquinolones, but tetracyclines, sulfas and other agents can also work). 

Abacterial prostatitis has several varieties. In one, the prostatic fluid demonstrates pus cells but no bacteria.  In the other, there are neither pus cells nor bacteria in the fluid, just the symptoms.  In all types of prostatitis, the urinalysis generally is normal unless the infection spreads into the bladder.  Abacterial prostatitis is an elusive entity that has been called by a variety of names including nonbacterial prostatitis, prostadynia, pelvic congestion syndrome and most recently pelvic myoneuropathy.  The latter name was coined by Dr. David Wise of Stanford.  He believes that this may represent up to 95% of all cases of prostatitis.  This variant may be an expression of interstitial cystitis and possibly is due to autoimmune or neurogenic factors. Dr. Wise suggests that  the primary cause of the symptoms involves pelvic muscle spasm, nerve trigger points and some degree of anxiety (either the cause or result of the symptoms).  His therapy involves the use of anti-depressents (we have used Elavil for years in refractory patients), relaxation techniques, trigger point physiotherapy, and biofeedback.  Some others recommend Yoga & meditation as being useful.  Although he may well prove to be correct,  I generally recommend an initial course of antibacterial therapy for patients who clinically have symptomatic prostatitis of any variety.  The majority of patients (even those with nonbacterial prostatitis) seem to respond favorably.  It has been know for decades that many patients with the abacterial variety of prostatitis do well with antibiotics but the reason has been vague.  Some theorized that they may harbor bacteria in the tissues of the prostate that are not being picked up in cultures (possibly walled off loci of infection).  For more information on Dr. Wise's studies check out:
http://www.pelvicpainhelp.com/
In my experience, symptoms usually responds to the general measures mentioned in the initial paragraph.  Medications that sometimes help include the over-the-counter natural supplement saw palmetto 320 mgm daily and alpha-blockers (such as Flomax, Hytrin, Cardura & Uroxatral).  The latter require a prescription from you physician if he thinks it is indicated.  More recently, a naturally occurring flavinoid with anti-oxidant and anti-inflammatory properties (such as quercetin) has been used in prostatitis.  It's success is yet to be confirmed. 

Prostatitis may also be classified as acute (severe), subacute (mild), or asymptomatic.  It may also occur as a single episode, be recurrent or chronic.  In chronic bacterial prostatitis, long term low dose antibacterial therapy often works well in suppressing symptoms.  In refractory cases, culture of the prostatic fluid or semen often will disclose the offending bacteria.  If found, sensitivity studies can identify which antibiotics are most likely to eliminate that particular germ.  One should be off of all antibiotics for 7-10 days before the culture is taken.  Otherwise, if there is residual antibiotics in your system, this may prevent bacteria from growing in culture. 

In other cases refractory to treatment, there is another condition that can produce similar symptoms. This disorder is ejaculatory duct obstruction. Usually the doctor will find the seminal vesicles to be very swollen on rectal examination. The patient will notice either absence or a markedly diminished semen volume. The diagnosis is made by doing a transrectal ultrasound of the prostate and seminal vesicles.

I suggest arrange to see a urologist in consultation so that a correct diagnosis cna be established.   In cases with recurrent prostatitis or hematuria, it often is necessary to study the urinary tract more completely.  Predisposing factors to prostatitis such as a urethral stricture (narrowing) and other disorders can then be evaluated.  A man should learn to listen to his body.  Good luck.
 

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Ok, big surprise, Falkie turns in yet another incredibly shitty video.  If you can make it this long and get to about the 5:19 mark, does Falkie berate a Big Lots employee about their speaker system then make a quote, something like:  "these are very popular on Youtube and get thousands of viewers?" Then right after that, there is a flagrant disregard for copyrighted songs.  Gerry, are you not going to go down there and have an intervention for this poor, poor man?  If he's not careful, he may end up in the Poke-EEEEEEeeeeee again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2fN9lv1b6w

[SnapT]

Falkie makes a bold claim that he is an expert on Snoopy but when it comes to breaking Snoopy news Callan is the man on the spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TPFPmM-9_A

New things happening in the world of Snoopy and Falkie was oblivious as Jason broke the news.

[Rally Squirrel]

Ok, big surprise, Falkie turns in yet another incredibly shitty video.  If you can make it this long and get to about the 5:19 mark, does Falkie berate a Big Lots employee about their speaker system then make a quote, something like:  "these are very popular on Youtube and get thousands of viewers?" Then right after that, there is a flagrant disregard for copyrighted songs.  Gerry, are you not going to go down there and have an intervention for this poor, poor man?  If he's not careful, he may end up in the Poke-EEEEEEeeeeee again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2fN9lv1b6w

I think he says "these are very popular on Youtube and some get thousands of viewers" but I am not sure who he says it to.

But he is right, some do get thousands of views. Here is one near 9000 views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLYDzoxnyjo

It is not great but it is clean. The camera work is clear and he talks about each item. And the kid took some time and removed the background noise by overlaying a song that he presumable is allowed to use.

I believe Falkie thinks he is doing the same quality of video, of course he would never know because he can not be bothered to at least watch it before ho posts it. I am certain that Falkie thinks that going out and doing 15 shitty videos at different locations is way better than putting extra time, work and effort into one video.

[Lilith]

Ok, big surprise, Falkie turns in yet another incredibly shitty video.  If you can make it this long and get to about the 5:19 mark, does Falkie berate a Big Lots employee about their speaker system then make a quote, something like:  "these are very popular on Youtube and get thousands of viewers?" Then right after that, there is a flagrant disregard for copyrighted songs.  Gerry, are you not going to go down there and have an intervention for this poor, poor man?  If he's not careful, he may end up in the Poke-EEEEEEeeeeee again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2fN9lv1b6w

I heard that part, and not just in this video, I think I have heard store employees comment to him in other videos as well.  If I were a store employee, I would wonder what a customer was doing walking around the store taking videos as well.

[3OctaveFart]

http://www.sciencealert.com/watch-these-are-5-of-the-worst-computer-viruses-ever

[PB the Deplorable]

...  If I were a store employee, I would wonder what a customer was doing walking riding around the store in a fat car taking videos as well.

fify

[coaster]

Ok, big surprise, Falkie turns in yet another incredibly shitty video.  If you can make it this long and get to about the 5:19 mark

Must not have been a shitty video, considering you watched it. Not only that, but you made it at least 5:19 in. It's weird watching some of you complain about falkie because in reality, he makes your world turn and you secretly want to blow him.

[Happier Times are Coming]

FALKIE
YOU look HORRIBLE in your most recent video, if you feel as bad as you look PLEASE SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION !! (What IF those Martinez mosquitos were carrying a deadly viral infection ??)
FRIENDSHIP
(Have your "plumbing" checked out also, may be the reason your "thingy" is twitching and it is NOT due to being a PERVERTED OLD MAN !!)

[Spy]

FALKIE Have your "plumbing" checked out also, may be the reason your "thingy" is twitching and it is NOT due to being a PERVERTED OLD MAN !!

About a year ago he was making inappropriate comments about Kate Upton, age 24 and young enough to be his granddaughter.  His dick twitches when "little teenage girls" enter Starbucks, he "accidentally" showed his privates to a Skype caller.  He's definitely a perverted old man.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Must not have been a shitty video, considering you watched it. Not only that, but you made it at least 5:19 in. It's weird watching some of you complain about falkie because in reality, he makes your world turn and you secretly want to blow him.

Well, I am an optimist..I keep hoping he gets better at his craft.  I have hopes that you will be able to walk in a straight line once again.  Probably not today though, right?

[MV/Liberace!]

About a year ago he was making inappropriate comments about Kate Upton, age 24 and young enough to be his granddaughter.  His dick twitches when "little teenage girls" enter Starbucks, he "accidentally" showed his privates to a Skype caller.  He's definitely a perverted old man.

How is it possible to make inappropriate comments about a woman whose life mission is to rub her tits in the world's face? I'd feel differently if she were a spokesperson for Saint Jude Children's Hospital.

[Yorkshire pud]

About a year ago he was making inappropriate comments about Kate Upton, age 24 and young enough to be his granddaughter.  His dick twitches when "little teenage girls" enter Starbucks, he "accidentally" showed his privates to a Skype caller.  He's definitely a perverted old man.

He made it obvious eh? Damn.

[Spy]

How is it possible to make inappropriate comments about a woman whose life mission is to rub her tits in the world's face? I'd feel differently if she were a spokesperson for Saint Jude Children's Hospital.

There's just something really creepy, to me anyway, about an old man leering at a young woman young enough to be his granddaughter and expressing a desire to have sex with her, regardless of her behavior.

[Open Lines Gerry]

From the Master:

Give them the following below please.

And you may tell these idiots that having music in the background gets on a copyright notice from You Tube but it's not illegal and is very diificult to filter or edit out no matter what the cretins will say to the contrary.

Also in the Big Lots video I was WALKING around the store to do the decorations video. Big Lots does not have electric wheelchairs to its shoppers.

As usual, these morons can only make crap up and know NOTHING about what's happening behind the scenes when I do something.

Fuck them and their hatred and idiotic speculative and wrong comments.

G

Ol' Gerry was informed this morning that mounting pressures have forced George to disband the Circle of Trust.  I am deeply saddened, but must abide by The Master's decision.  As of a final inbox issued this morning, we have all been banished, and the Circle has disintegrated.  Note that I did not include "(plus Justin)," as he was the only one not disfellowshipped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F1l6xXLSI0

[MAX]

Off your grid maybe... but not off the grid.

Thought you were out job hunting.

[Yorkshire pud]

There's just something really creepy, to me anyway, about an old man leering at a young woman young enough to be his granddaughter and expressing a desire to have sex with her, regardless of her behavior.

Its pitiful/ mildly amusing, that he might think she'd even be remotely so bereft of any other means of sexual fulfilment she'd sully herself in his proximity.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

From the Master:

Give them the following below please.

And you may tell these idiots that having music in the background gets on a copyright notice from You Tube but it's not illegal and is very diificult to filter or edit out no matter what the cretins will say to the contrary.

Also in the Big Lots video I was WALKING around the store to do the decorations video. Big Lots does not have electric wheelchairs to its shoppers.

As usual, these morons can only make crap up and know NOTHING about what's happening behind the scenes when I do something.

Fuck them and their hatred and idiotic speculative and wrong comments.

G

Ol' Gerry was informed this morning that mounting pressures have forced George to disband the Circle of Trust.  I am deeply saddened, but must abide by The Master's decision.  As of a final inbox issued this morning, we have all been banished, and the Circle has disintegrated.  Note that I did not include "(plus Justin)," as he was the only one not disfellowshipped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F1l6xXLSI0

Oh crap, I forgot The Guy From Pittsburgh (tm) understands copyright law better than anyone. 

Sorry to hear of the broken circle Gerry.

[Who]

Ol' Gerry was informed this morning that mounting pressures have forced George to disband the Circle of Trust.  I am deeply saddened, but must abide by The Master's decision.  As of a final inbox issued this morning, we have all been banished, and the Circle has disintegrated.  Note that I did not include "(plus Justin)," as he was the only one not disfellowshipped.

So it's too late to send in my membership application?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

From the Master:

Give them the following below please.

Also in the Big Lots video I was WALKING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L35M7IxuYBs