The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[FallenSeraph]

He was certain that he ordered the socks. He said that he saw them and could not resist them so are you sure you did it or was it a drunken dream?

There you go, kids. Seriously, I'm out now. I have all kinds of bleak sh*t going on in my own life right now. I just felt like doing something fun for a stranger. I had no idea it would boil over into a huge cauldron of hate, pardon the Halloween pun.

Peace out or "FRIENDSHIP ++++" or whatever your thing is over here.

[Rally Squirrel]

or whatever your thing is over here.

Korean hookers, usually.

[Catsmile]

Korean hookers, usually.

[nooryisawesome]

think about everyone giving shit to falkie. i did it too. he's not a young gun. i assure you, being at his age and his weight, the guy is going to have some health issues. forever, we acted like this guy could go out and do a full time job. i literally think he couldn't pull off a part time job. not because he's lazy, but because he is an old butterball.
i learned to like falkie for what he is. an old timer who wants to make videos. we made fun of that. said make some money. he got ahold of noory and is now making videos. i fucking applaud that.
now people are giving him shit for buying little knick knacks. the guy needs help. this mofo can't work, i'd put money on that.
the grifting and begging online shit annoys me, but if there is an unhealthy, overweight, old man who wants to make videos, and actually is making some money off of it now, shouldn't we be proud of him? thats what everyone wanted.
you all are going overboard, i did too back in the day. falkie, buddy. i say.SALUT to you. make your videos. make some money. do what you can to take care of yourself. buy a fucking toy once in a while. who gives a shit. be you bud.
you are not the scapegoat for people who bitch about taxes and welfare. that's absurd. and take solace in the fact that for years people keep coming to this thread to give you shit. you are making the bellgab world go 'round.
haven't talked to you in months, and i still find people like gerry who want to suck mayo off your dick a very weird bunch, but me being a normal person..good luck to ya bud.
anywho, typos aplenty. back to my beer. cheers you vaguely incredible band of lovable retards.

Except Senda never wanted to work, even when he was younger. I don't have much pity for someone who ate themselves to a disability. The fact he can't work part time is directly related to his eating habits for 50+ years. The excuse of healthy food is expensive is bullshit. Chicken, beans, and veggies are no more expensive than whatever Senda is woofing down. To maintain Sendas weight he has to consume  way over 3,000 calories a day.

[nooryisawesome]

There you go, kids. Seriously, I'm out now. I have all kinds of bleak sh*t going on in my own life right now. I just felt like doing something fun for a stranger. I had no idea it would boil over into a huge cauldron of hate, pardon the Halloween pun.

Peace out or "FRIENDSHIP ++++" or whatever your thing is over here.

A charity would have been a much better use.

[paladin1991]

*feels so weary*

That stuff is from me. There should be a card in each box that says, "Thanks for the great videos. Happy Halloween! From a YouTube fan!" Either Amazon forgot them or they got overlooked as the boxes were being opened in the street.

Everybody can calm down now. I'm bummed that he didn't see the cards, but I'm still glad he liked my Halloween stuff.

I thought he said he ordered them 'months ago.'    *shrug*

[paladin1991]

Now I put away the laptop if there are drugs in the room. 

Did you buy a 'puter fm MV?  Does your 'puter spy on you?

[paladin1991]

This is still my favorite....



Edited to add:

Just for transparency and clarity, although I am a Member of Caravantomidnight, Wells is no longer on my Facebook Friends list since saying awful things about bellgabbers on more than one occassion, of which I have kept the clips, just to remind myself, lest I could ever forget. 


Praise MV!

What?   Wells talking shit about 'gabbers?  Un-beliiieev-able. 

[Lilith]

What?   Wells talking shit about 'gabbers?  Un-beliiieev-able.

I know.  No sense of humor, Right?

'Gabbers are so often misunderstood.  Even our warm welcomes are sometimes not well received.

[Richard Groyper]

I know.  No sense of humor, Right?

'Gabbers are so often misunderstood.  Even our warm welcomes are sometimes not well received.

Never heard of him.

[theONE]

This is still my favorite....



Edited to add:

Just for transparency and clarity, although I am a Member of Caravantomidnight, Wells is no longer on my Facebook Friends list since saying awful things about bellgabbers on more than one occassion, of which I have kept the clips, just to remind myself, lest I could ever forget. 


Praise MV!

would you please share them with us.
was he ever posting on bellgab?
Thanks

[Yorkshire pud]

AWWW! I don't want to believe this, but if it happens, you can all scream, "I told you so!" I'm not trying to be "that chick," but I'm in public relations (I've directed PR for national companies throughout my career) and part of my job has always been to optimize YouTube channels. I'd really like to help him because, yeah, "haul" videos and "unboxing" videos attract a lot of viewers/subscribers. In the past, the companies I've represented have always targeted key YouTubers/bloggers and showered them with products to feature in unboxings or sent them coupons for free grocery/cosmetics products so they can buy them and include them in their haul videos. It's shameless, I know, but that's the way it works. But if he doesn't put "My Safeway Haul" (keyword being "haul") in those titles or descriptions, all the (mostly) women out there, bored and searching for, yes, grocery store haul videos are never going to find them. Literally, they search for the term "haul" and spend hours watching those things. Same with the term "unboxing."

HOWEVER, if they then check out the YouTube personality's other videos and see political views they don't agree with â€" or commentaries to which they can't relate â€" they won't subscribe. That's why he needs to separate the two categories, but he can still link to his other channel on his home page (as indicated in my illustration) and keep his online persona intact. I'm just saying this from a monetary/free stuff perspective. If he doesn't want to monetize or get free stuff from companies, he can keep doing his thing and it's still all good. I'll still watch them because his personality is more interesting than the average person blabbing on YouTube. I think his channel is great. I'd just like to help him reap more rewards from it.

This is a tl;dr book. Sorry. I shared some of the Safeway ones with some friends on Facebook and they got a kick out of them. Loved them! But I don't think many of them subscribed because of the other content on his channel: NOT BECAUSE IT SUCKS; just because they don't know who George Noory is, they don't know what BellGab is and they get breaking news (and related commentary) on TV, apps, etc.

Pomoting his YT video shambles aside; how would you feel about his admitting he got turned on by a fourteen year old large breasted girl in Starbucks? Comfortable?

[coaster]

I had no idea it would boil over into a huge cauldron of hate

god forbid. this thread is nothing but love.

[akwilly]

There you go, kids. Seriously, I'm out now. I have all kinds of bleak sh*t going on in my own life right now. I just felt like doing something fun for a stranger. I had no idea it would boil over into a huge cauldron of hate, pardon the Halloween pun.

Peace out or "FRIENDSHIP ++++" or whatever your thing is over here.

you want to buy him something useful? Get him a dang freakin gold pan! The bastard is within an hour's drive of a motherload but you buy him blinking shit? Come on man

[nooryisawesome]

you want to buy him something useful? Get him a dang freakin gold pan! The bastard is within an hour's drive of a motherload but you buy him blinking shit? Come on man

Agreed, him waddling to pan gold would be exercise. He wouldn't do physical labor

[Rally Squirrel]

Here is a video that Falkie will never get to make:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aP4VBnHPyI

And I think I like this kid, his videos are fun.

[akwilly]

Here is a video that Falkie will never get to make:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aP4VBnHPyI

And I think I like this kid, his videos are fun.

holy fuck! This little pee ant needs to get sat on by Falkie. If this little bastard ever gets laid or money then fuck it, I hope the terrorists win.

[Lilith]

would you please share them with us.
was he ever posting on bellgab?
Thanks

You MUST listen to Wells  rant at the beginning of episode 443.  Bellgab bashing is featured at its finest in episode 443.

I think he did have a bellgab avatar name at one time before he got CTM started, but I can't remember what it was.   Seraphim27  or someone else might well remember though.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Also, I've been a member of this forum for years. I honestly don't get the Falkie bashing over here. I say this with love because I've made many friends here, but really, why are you guys always bullying him? I don't follow his life or whatever, but I've never understood why he alone merits an entire thread full of mostly hate. I'm not being a troll, but are you guys just bored or what? This kind of running criticism and mockery of everything the man does is the kind of thing that drives people to suicide. Is that your end game? I know I couldn't handle it, if it were me. Honestly, I'm just asking out of curiosity. I'm not trying to start a flame war or, God help me, start the hate raining down on my own head.

What happened to the good old days when we gently mocked Noory or the sexy, sexy John B. Wells? Can't we all just get along and get back to that? 

I wish I had a nickel for every Senda seat-sniffer who comes in here and declares that they don't really know much about dear old Fucky McFuckFace, BUT....and then dump a bunch of criticism on those that DO know what a used diaper of a human being he is, all the while showering him with the verbal equivalent of the powdered penises of a thousand unicorns.

Senda is a felon, a pimp, a wife beater, a pedophile, a welfare cheat, and one of the most disgusting human beings that you are likely to ever encounter outside of San Quentin.  The information is all out there for you, if you wanted it.  You could start by listening to the FalkieLeaks audio files (I suggest you avoid doing so before eating).  But you won't.  You aren't genuinely interested in why we treat him so; it doesn't matter to you.  What you want is for us to lick his balls like you do in spite of who and what he is.  Sort of like Coaster, except you're not a falldown drunk.

If you want to be like one of those chicks who marry a serial killer in prison serving 15 life terms, be my guest.  Just don't make a fuss because the rest of us have a different take on him than you do.  And Rally Squirrel is right: sooner or later, he's going to kick you in the teeth.  He ALWAYS ends up doing this to his benefactors sooner or later.

[PB the Deplorable]

You MUST listen to Wells  rant at the beginning of episode 443.  Bellgab bashing is featured at its finest in episode 443...

And where would one find such a treasure?

[PB the Deplorable]

Is Falkie's continual reference to Pittsburg actually  euphemism?

[PB the Deplorable]

... Case in point, my last wine-drenched purchase (3-FEET TALL!):

You know, the next time you feel the need to buy Falkie something, send him that instead.  He'd love it.

[Laughing Gator]

And where would one find such a treasure?

Here you all go:   

[theONE]

You MUST listen to Wells  rant at the beginning of episode 443.  Bellgab bashing is featured at its finest in episode 443.

I think he did have a bellgab avatar name at one time before he got CTM started, but I can't remember what it was.   Seraphim27  or someone else might well remember though.

And where would one find such a treasure?

Looks like you have to subscribe,pay at least $10/month to listen.
I checked youtube,there are some episodes available but #443 is not,at least I could not find it.
Maybe someone else can post that part of #443 where bellgab is featured.


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[theONE]

Here you all go:   

hey, Thanks LG
Sounds like John B.Wells is a very delicate sensitive pussy with deep voice.
He can dish it out - but he can't take it   

[weareharbinger]

There is no fear.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Senda is a felon, a pimp, a wife beater, a pedophile, a welfare cheat, and one of the most disgusting human beings that you are likely to ever encounter outside of San Quentin. 

You mean he beat his ex-wife AND Kathy?

[Inglorious Bitch]

You know, the next time you feel the need to buy Falkie something, send him that instead.  He'd love it.

He prefers the cash.

[FallenSeraph]

You could start by listening to the FalkieLeaks audio files (I suggest you avoid doing so before eating).  But you won't. 

What are these??

I hate myself for coming over here.

And as for that clip of John B. Wells ripping BellGab: YOU HURT MY FEELINGS, JBW! I only talked about your sex appeal. *sniff*

[Lilith]

Here you all go:   

That's IT,  That's IT !! Thank You! 

Bellgab is SO misunderstood!