The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

Falkie should be able to retain all rights on the partially cooked  food videos.

Jason thoroughly cooks his food before he tests it. He even has a few videos on cooking white trash treats. ((Sorry if that is an offense term but I think fried bologna is a white trash treat.) When Jason tries a frozen dinner he does not have the complaints that Senda does. Send and Mr Callan both tried some frozen spaghetti and meatballs. Callan told us that the flavor was good but not a great full flavor, he gave them an 8. Senda said they were under cooked and still cold, he gave it a 4.

Yeah, spag and meatballs really should self cook. Bastards.

[Mizak]

Near forty years of codependency probably isn't healthy either, but I don't know any codependency breakup songs.

Fits Fatkie.....
https://youtu.be/MjXzA4EtjoI

[paladin1991]

  And since the microwave is on the fritz, kielbasa must be eaten straight out of the package.  Yes, times are hard in the Falkie household (as we all know, because we see it all unfolding before our very eyes).

Oh, the humanity of it!  Felchie NEEDS his caretaker now!  After all, when it's time to hork down a kielbasa, do we expect Felchie to push his head down with his OWN hand?

[3OctaveFart]

Why the fuck is he still paying Kathy's bills? Can one of the operatives explain this?

One of the benefits of being untethered to someone like Kathy (a true ball and chain if there ever was) is being liberated from her many debts.

[3OctaveFart]

I understand that, but perhaps brig was being genuine.  You can have a certain amount of disdain for a person but still feel sorry for them sometimes.

Those two are horrible for one another. They should be thankful they've finally done the sensible thing and parted ways.

Some new ass would really be good for Falkie, better even than money.

[Yorkshire pud]

Those two are horrible for one another. They should be thankful they've finally done the sensible thing and parted ways.

Some new ass would really be good for Falkie, better even than money.

Gerry's daughter was offered to Senda. Did he reject her?

[Rally Squirrel]

Why the fuck is he still paying Kathy's bills? Can one of the operatives explain this?

Not an operative but it is because he still wants her. And if Kathy finds a need for his money she will be back.

But he will not really pay shit, he just said he would.

[Yorkshire pud]

Not an operative but it is because he still wants her. And if Kathy finds a need for his money she will be back.

But he will not really pay shit, he just said he would.

Didn't they get the $500 robbed from Kathy in Walmart, replaced in the crowd funding plea?

[Rally Squirrel]

Just tossing this out there.

How to be successful on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIQw5AEQyxA

[Rally Squirrel]

Didn't they get the $500 robbed from Kathy in Walmart, replaced in the crowd funding plea?

I think that plea was a catalyst.
  Kathy does not seem as dishonest.

The last fight we know about was Falkie going for the Godiva scam.

[Yorkshire pud]

I think that plea was a catalyst.
  Kathy does not seem as dishonest.

The last fight we know about was Falkie going for the Godiva scam.

Serious question; why hasn't he been arrested on deception and fraud charges?

[Rally Squirrel]

Serious question; why hasn't he been arrested on deception and fraud charges?

Because they are minor crimes. Falkie knows how to avoid the law here.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Not an operative but it is because he still wants her. And if Kathy finds a need for his money she will be back.

But he will not really pay shit, he just said he would.

There is a very real and legitimate reason that George is making payments on Kathy's accounts.  He has shared the reason with the Circle of Trust, as well as Mr. Noory and Tommy, but if I were to post it here, it would be a total and utter betrayal of the Master's trust.  That is not a road I am willing to go down.

George did, in fact, make payments just last week on three of her accounts, and has done so for a long time.  He sent us copies of the August and September bill payment receipts from his bank as proof.  He didn't need to prove anything to me, though.  Ol' Gerry has always taken the man at his word.

[3OctaveFart]

It's easy to surmise. George is not a complicated man: There is possible compensation involved.

He might be in her will and stand to inherit whatever she does from her legal husband. Whatever it is, he needs to keep her in the picture. Am I right?

[Rally Squirrel]

There is a very real and legitimate reason that George is making payments on Kathy's accounts.  He has shared the reason with the Circle of Trust, as well as Mr. Noory and Tommy, but if I were to post it here, it would be a total and utter betrayal of the Master's trust.  That is not a road I am willing to go down.

George did, in fact, make payments just last week on three of her accounts, and has done so for a long time.  He sent us copies of the August and September bill payment receipts from his bank as proof.  He didn't need to prove anything to me, though.  Ol' Gerry has always taken the man at his word.

Those payments were all made before she dumped his ass.
It is an act of desperation to throw money at a sinking ship.
And I bet he will make a few more to get her back, but if we see payments in November I will believe he is trying to pay a debt.

[Keyser Söze]

It's easy to surmise. George is not a complicated man: There is some compensation involved.

He might be in her will and stand to inherit whatever she does from her legal husband. Whatever it is, he needs to keep her in the picture. Am I right?

heh heh,
George might want to take a look at that will ... I'm sure Ratty Patty has her hooks pretty deep in Sweet Kathy now.  I think Patty can smell that inheritance money and the sweet taste of victory over Senda.

[whoozit]

I wonder if Sweet Kathy's facial bruising has stopped now that she and Senda are kaput.

[chefist]

I'm already hearing rumors of a second "Jason Callan" video from George...seems the air has not cleared as of yet!

Also seems some BellGabbers are joining Callan's Legion since George has fired the first salvo...should prove interesting...

Subscribers

Callan: 2509   Senda: 470

[3OctaveFart]

If I wasted 40 years of my life with someone and wasn't even getting so much as a physical-need component out of it by the end, some fat guy's alleged plagiarism on YouTube would be about the last thing on my mind.

[Keyser Söze]

Senda I know your're lurking ...

Here's the thing George, you got your youtube empire thing all wrong, you've made 1000+ videos and still haven't made squat. I know you're a Junior Einstein and all that but Falkie you screwed up again. 

George you want the BIG MONEY?? and BIG MONEY QUICK!!!!!

Food Eating Contests BOOYA BAM  in your face George!!!!

George all you gotta do is set your camera up on a tripod and eat an incredible, amazing, unbelievable, gigantic, enormous amounts of food, all on camera, video the whole thing as it plays our, even if you puke it all up ... get it on video.   You'll go viral BIG BOY. Just like Matt Stone wolfing down a 5lb burrito in under 2 minutes ... 7,390,424 views / 1,986,053 subscribers  BOOYA.

Here's your answer George, all you gotta do is have the courage and will to reach for that gold ring, you'll win back Kathy from the evil Ratty Patty, you can mine youtube for GOLD George (of course my cut for being your idea man will be 25% commision of gross receipts). 

So George, go get all those quarters from the laundry fund and head to your nearest grocery store,  Falkie, I think eating 10 pounds of pancake in 5 minutes would be a good start.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeqRaS6YrcU

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, sorry about the split with Kathy. Hey man I know heartbreak is the worst feeling man. Hey Falkie I know these are just words and may seem not to help stop the hurt you are feeling but as someone who has gone through what you are I can just share what git me through it. First I started drinking a lot. That helped considerably. Second and most important I threw out all my condoms and had as much sex as I could. Falkie if you are like me then you understand that you can't make a connection with a woman if you are wearing a rubber. Of course with you being the size you are and all I assume all your sex is done doggy style. That sucks man because you can't look the broad in the face and all but Falkie, do it without a condom, especially with hookers. They give discounts if you go bareback and it will help you connect with them and maybe even fall in love with one or two of them.

[Inglorious Bitch]

It's easy to surmise. George is not a complicated man: There is possible compensation involved.

He might be in her will and stand to inherit whatever she does from her legal husband. Whatever it is, he needs to keep her in the picture. Am I right?

You usually are.

[Open Lines Gerry]

It's easy to surmise. George is not a complicated man: There is possible compensation involved.

He might be in her will and stand to inherit whatever she does from her legal husband. Whatever it is, he needs to keep her in the picture. Am I right?

Good guess, my friend, but incorrect.

[Corona Kitty]

Hey Falkie, sorry about the split with Kathy. Hey man I know heartbreak is the worst feeling man. Hey Falkie I know these are just words and may seem not to help stop the hurt you are feeling but as someone who has gone through what you are I can just share what git me through it. First I started drinking a lot. That helped considerably. Second and most important I threw out all my condoms and had as much sex as I could. Falkie if you are like me then you understand that you can't make a connection with a woman if you are wearing a rubber. Of course with you being the size you are and all I assume all your sex is done doggy style. That sucks man because you can't look the broad in the face and all but Falkie, do it without a condom, especially with hookers. They give discounts if you go bareback and it will help you connect with them and maybe even fall in love with one or two of them.

Good lord

[Open Lines Gerry]

I'm already hearing rumors of a second "Jason Callan" video from George...seems the air has not cleared as of yet!

Also seems some BellGabbers are joining Callan's Legion since George has fired the first salvo...should prove interesting...

Subscribers

Callan: 2509   Senda: 470

There are TWO more callan videos pending from the Master.  Hopefully more when this is all said and done.

Chefist - have you, or one of your associates, ever claimed to live 30 miles away from Erie, PA?     LOL

[PB the Deplorable]

Those payments were all made before she dumped his ass.
It is an act of desperation to throw money at a sinking ship.
And I bet he will make a few more to get her back, but if we see payments in November I will believe he is trying to pay a debt.

Falkie can't handle money, and isn't interested in doing so.  If he wants to squander it he will, without a second thought.  It isn't until he's out of money and his phone/cable/internet/etc are cut off, and he has no money for junk or junk food that he even thinks about it.  ''It's too much like work''.

To Falkie, money from government handouts is no different from money gotten by begging on the internet or begged from someone like White Crow or Noory:  He didn't earn it, he doesn't value it.  And there's always been more where that came from. 

[Open Lines Gerry]

Good lord

George needs to make another appearance on your program to discuss this whole callan situation.  It would be great if you guys could set that up!

FRIENDSHIP.

[PB the Deplorable]

...  He has shared the reason with the Circle of Trust, as well as Mr. Noory and Tommy...

Tommy is a fascinating character.  A fat slob drifting along with a career in behind-the-scenes roles of network radio, who somehow derailed into becoming George Noory's manservant.  I like to view everything in the Bell/Noory/Falkie/Coast/Heather/Hoagie/BellGab world through his eyes.

What must he think of his forced interactions with the Falkapotamus

[akwilly]

George needs to make another appearance on your program to discuss this whole callan situation.  It would be great if you guys could set that up!

FRIENDSHIP.

I agree but I think Falkie would benefit with you accompanying him on the show.

[3OctaveFart]

Or maybe none of these feuds are real, including the ones with Mighty MV and Casio, and are just part of the theatre from which an entertaining thread has been stitched.