The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Who]

While I was in there there were 4 Caucasian patients, one black Mother with her sick child and the rest were all what I assumed to be Mexicans or Latinos from the non stop patter of Spanish going on everywhere.

I've asked her for a long time to buy me long underwear which she will do today.

Drone and Gerry have both heard me scream over the phone as have Cunandero and MJ as well.

Everyone KNOWS where I PHYSICALLY reside but IF you can't find out, ask Paperboy to tell you. He's been IN my apartment.
Just knock first and announce yourself as a nude Kathy is sleeping next to me and kindly not before noon. We are NOT morning persons.

I will LEAVE Bellgab forever for the sum of $ 5,000 in cash. No checks, no paypal and all to be paid up front directly to me.

Unlike Palm-O-Liver who IS a dick, I do have a dick. And have 2 credit cards.

Kathy gave me these 2 whole chicken that were frozen & I thawed them and cooked them. They must have been from Satan's Farms rather than Foster's Farms. I've been sick for 2 days with bile, nausea and sounds from both ends that I have never heard. Maybe my Mother sent them from hell & my butt is possessed.

I didn't resent my bosses just the long hours and the effects it had on my life.

There are two litter boxes in the bathroom which I have not filmed yet.

I don't have the energy I did for sex anymore as I did when we wore out a bed once.

I am NOT going to get rid of my stuff, except for what I see fit to dispose of and certainly am NOT going to take the suggestions of haters and anoymous trolls and idiots who wouldn't lift a fingernail to come over and help if I did. Back to my well needed break.

[Inglorious Bitch]

He's a babbling idiot that repeatedly posts the same exact garbage and is obsessed with Paladin's penis.

Aren't we all? Especially SV.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Everyone KNOWS where I PHYSICALLY reside but IF you can't find out, ask Paperboy to tell you. He's been IN my apartment.
Just knock first and announce yourself as a nude Kathy is sleeping next to me and kindly not before noon. We are NOT morning persons.

That has to be the best Falkie quote evah!

[MAX]

So how does thing work exactly?   I just watched 18 minutes of some large man w/ an Iron City hat in PJ's discuss
his leg problems.  There are almost 800 of these video's and almost 1,000 pages of thread.  So it's a tit for tat kind
of a deal or what?

I can't hardly read the cess pool that is the Art Bell thread anymore so popped down here but it's a bit daunting.....

Basically its a thread dedicated to a narcissistic self absorbed sociopath that  people take turns goofing on. The real fun being that the object of this ridicule is completely clueless on what is actually happening.  He also has a few disciples that now post his videos and replies on this forum. They are  either as  fucked up as he is or.. well never mind, they are as fucked up as he is. Welcome to the carnival called FalkieLand. 

[3OctaveFart]

You know you want someone to post his communiques, so just stop it with that shit.

I just want to get it to 1,000 pages and a million views and retire. "This was designed to make [MV] money."

[GravitySucks]

I found this in the gutter...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV8eD1ZemkE

[SredniVashtar]

The latest bulletin from The Daily Senda is hot off the presses, and I hope you bastards are truly ashamed of yourselves.  Senda is a huge Art Bell fan, and was looking forward to listening to the show... eventually. He is also sporting a new sexy, industrial look, with those famous chiselled features attractively stubbled. Yorkie, keep your hands where I can see them! This man of culture, this demi-god, has also seen fit to give us a quote from King Lear...kinda... and if Shakespeare hadn't been such a DUMBASS he would have written it the way George gives it to us here. As the great man said here, there was a stalker frightening Art's cats, so naturally he had to hightail it out of there.

Damn! You haters are all such pricks. Listen to the words of Senda and be uplifted.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I found this in the gutter...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV8eD1ZemkE

After Noory bought him off, Senda had turned against Art and admitted that he has not listened to any of Art's shows since he returned in July. I see now that it's expedient, he's back as Art's #1 fan.

[Yorkshire pud]

After Noory bought him off, Senda had turned against Art and admitted that he has not listened to any of Art's shows since he returned in July. I see now that it's expedient, he's back as Art's #1 fan.

The vid was originally posted in the AB thread. By Senda....

[3OctaveFart]

It's going to be a happy new year for Michael. Would love to see this site's analytics since Dec. 11.

[ponyboysunset]

Hey guys, remember when Falkie hated Redacted? 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZppsYDQa5U

[Defwhale]

he's back as Art's #1 fan.

Falkie IS Art's #1 fan, and he was looking forward to listening to Art's new show one of these days.

This video isn't quite up to the level of Episode #788, which I just watched as well, where he's ranting about ''Yorkshire Putz and the other trolls''.  But only because this one had Falkie in view rather than a tilted shot of his bookcase for the duration of the video.

This Falkie guy has absolutely zero self awareness at all whatsoever.  It's so awesome listening to him rage on about the very behaviors he engages in, sometimes in other parts of the same video.  What he has to say about any given topic is the only way of looking at it, even if he contradicts himself.

Art must be very pleased to have Falkie throw his weight behind him in all this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvoq646dkAY

[Yorkshire pud]

where he's ranting about ''Yorkshire Putz and the other trolls''.

I think you'll find it's all about me. SV was so pissed that it was...

[Walks_At_Night]

Hey guys, remember when Falkie hated Redacted? 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZppsYDQa5U

Whoa Nellie.....

So Noory exchanges emails with this guy?   And Noory was going to interview him?  What in the Wide World
of Sports is up with that?

[I suppose there are questions you really don't want to know the answer to]

[ponyboysunset]

Whoa Nellie.....

So Noory exchanges emails with this guy?   And Noory was going to interview him?  What in the Wide World
of Sports is up with that?

[I suppose there are questions you really don't want to know the answer to]

He did a Noory interview. It's really entertaining. Since you are new here I would suggest finding it. I only posted this to show how quickly people switch teams.

[SredniVashtar]

I think you'll find it's all about me. SV was so pissed that it was...

What the fuck is this? I shall be pissed tomorrow, with any luck - don't start pretending you are American. I was merely fucking angry and weeping bitter tears about that particular specimen of bullshit. Added to that the total injustice of never having attained top-right status, and you know all you need to know about why I loathe and despise you! 

[Yorkshire pud]

What the fuck is this? I shall be pissed tomorrow, with any luck - don't start pretending you are American. I was merely fucking angry and weeping bitter tears about that particular specimen of bullshit. Added to that the total injustice of never having attained top-right status, and you know all you need to know about why I loathe and despise you! 

Really? You haven't? Oh...That is so unfortunate. I think I've only been there four or five times now. But remember they're chosen to appeal to the lowest common denominator; erudite and cultured prose is never posted there. So that's you out anyway...Oh well.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

don't start pretending you are American

As if Yorkie could ever successfully get away with that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkF_XpA5P48

[Chronaut]

I found this in the gutter...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV8eD1ZemkE

Huh.  I actually agreed with everything he had to say in this video.  Clearly not a sophisticated man, but sometimes the truth is simple.  I just never expected to agree with him about anything after he started the "Heather sucks" thread, which was a dick move at a hard time for everyone; Art, Heather, fans.

Good on you Falkie, for taking the high ground this time around.

[SredniVashtar]

I am going to burn a couple of joss sticks. We have got an infestation of those beastly Art Bell thread people coming in here and putting their feet up on the furniture. I just had the place looking the way I wanted it, and then they shamble in and puke on the carpet.

[Yorkshire pud]

Huh.  I actually agreed with everything he had to say in this video.  Clearly not a sophisticated man, but sometimes the truth is simple.  I just never expected to agree with him about anything after he started the "Heather sucks" thread, which was a dick move at a hard time for everyone; Art, Heather, fans.

Good on you Falkie, for taking the high ground this time around.

Oh Bless you; I put you down as simply being an idealist and maybe a bit touched. But no, you're naive and breathtakingly short changed in the knowledge department too.

But, I'll give you the benefit of not knowing the history of Senda. But worry not...start at page one of this thread and ONLY read what he has posted..and then you'll get a more rounded view..

Trust me.

[Yorkshire pud]

I am going to burn a couple of joss sticks. We have got an infestation of those beastly Art Bell thread people coming in here and putting their feet up on the furniture. I just had the place looking the way I wanted it, and then they shamble in and puke on the carpet.

I wish you'd use beastly more often. As well as bounder and cadd.

[SredniVashtar]

I wish you'd use beastly more often. As well as bounder and cadd.

You'd better include a safe word too. You don't want any more of the ballgag-related unpleasantness that happened last time, although I still think that a wiser magistrate would have been content with a mere reprimand.

[coaster]

I just read an AMA at Reddit about a 60 year old disabled guy who has spino-cerebellar Ataxia, and was let go from his job because of it. He and two other disabled friends are trying to start a new business, and he said "I have since been collecting long-term disability insurance, but am trying to get this business off the ground because I prefer to be gainfully employed!"
For some sad reason this made me think of Falkie, a man who is capable of work but thinks laziness is a disability. I bet this disabled guy wishes he had the mobility that Falkie does. I bet his grimaces of pain are real and not some horrible acting job like Falkie's are. "Ohhh my ankle hurts, webcam. Can't you see me grimacing guys? Ohhh ouchy."
Fucking loser.

[Chronaut]

It's perfectly possible to simply stop posting on a forum, you don't need to make a five-act opera about it! Some people can't do anything without departing in a flurry of talcum powder - I guess that's one thing they have in common with their hero. It's the people who contribute to a forum on a regular basis who make it worthwhile, not some minor celeb who pops on from time to time. You don't have to be here if you don't want to, but a good way to make somewhere better is to make an actual contribution, rather than grouse about shit and then bugger off complaining.

I am going to burn a couple of joss sticks. We have got an infestation of those beastly Art Bell thread people coming in here and putting their feet up on the furniture. I just had the place looking the way I wanted it, and then they shamble in and puke on the carpet.

Hypocrite much?  Way to "contribute," SV 

[3OctaveFart]

The Art Bell Thread posters have finally come slumming in Falkieland. Must have taken the wrong off-ramp.

Oh well, have fun. This thread has had the best volume of writing on the site.

[PB the Deplorable]

I am going to burn a couple of joss sticks. We have got an infestation of those beastly Art Bell thread people coming in here and putting their feet up on the furniture. I just had the place looking the way I wanted it, and then they shamble in and puke on the carpet.

Heh, heh

[GravitySucks]

Huh.  I actually agreed with everything he had to say in this video.  Clearly not a sophisticated man, but sometimes the truth is simple.  I just never expected to agree with him about anything after he started the "Heather sucks" thread, which was a dick move at a hard time for everyone; Art, Heather, fans.

Good on you Falkie, for taking the high ground this time around.

/reported

[SredniVashtar]

Hypocrite much?  Way to "contribute," SV 

If you hang around we might loosen you up a bit; you might even have fun and not need the operation to remove the stick that you have so tightly wedged right now.

[Yorkshire pud]

If you hang around we might loosen you up a bit; you might even have fun and not need the operation to remove the stick that you have so tightly wedged right now.

Oh when he does..oh boy will he be fun.