The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

So,  if you were, just for the sake of argument, a humorous, or critical of Falkie Fan, and donated "anonymously",  what would Falkie do then?

He'd spend it on crap he doesn't need or is able to use. Paladin contributed $5 to Kathy's fund (yep it was set up by Senda) and didn't' get so much as a 'kiss my ass' from Senda, let alone any thanks.

[Who]

So,  if you were, just for the sake of argument, a humorous, or critical of Falkie Fan, and donated "anonymously",  what would Falkie do then?

First he would complain that you were cheap and didn't send him a large enough donation.  What would he use it for?  He would use it  to fund trips to woo-woo CONs to meet and interview people who make a living harvesting the money of simple-minded, uneducated gullible people.

Speaking of harvesting the money of simple-minded, uneducated gullible people, there's really no difference between woo-woo CON promoters and TV evangelists.  They're in the same business.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg

[Who]

Here's Senda's latest video.  It's cold in Martinez so Senda did this video while lying in bed.  It's true.  Senda's first video from the comfort of his bed.  And he gives us an update.  Thus far, he's received $41 in donations to fund his trip to the woo-woo CON in LA.  Halleluja!  Praise Noory!  Can I hear a big AMEN?  Take out your checkbook, write a big check to Senda, send it in and YOU TOO will receive a miracle!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGg8qimFAdw

[Yorkshire pud]

Incidentally WHO; Who gave you permission to abandoned this thread in the New Year? You can't just go like that! You need to submit a formal application that is counter signed by two sponsors who can provide proof they can STFU;

Then if that's accepted, you go before the 'Thread Abandonment Sub Committee' where you'll be interviewed at length by four (sometimes five) of your peers who will listen to your reasons for wanting to go. If after that you're deemed to have a case, you'll sit before the Grand Committee of Thread cohesion, who will have the final say. You may of course appeal if they decide to not allow you to go, but so far only one has ever succeeded to have an appeal upheld.

[Who]

Incidentally WHO; Who gave you permission to abandoned this thread in the New Year? You can't just go like that! You need to submit a formal application that is counter signed by two sponsors who can provide proof they can STFU;

Then if that's accepted, you go before the 'Thread Abandonment Sub Committee' where you'll be interviewed at length by four (sometimes five) of your peers who will listen to your reasons for wanting to go. If after that you're deemed to have a case, you'll sit before the Grand Committee of Thread cohesion, who will have the final say. You may of course appeal if they decide to not allow you to go, but so far only one has ever succeeded to have an appeal upheld.

I got a better gig.  I'm going to host an all-night paranormal/conspiracy talk show.  I'm going to sell radiation detectors, freeze-dried food, crank up radios and other end-of-the-world crap to my brain-damaged listeners.  Then I'll be a featured attraction at hundreds of woo-woo CONs all over North America.  There's a lot of stupidity out there and I intend to harvest it.  Can I hear an Amen, Brother? Hallelujah!  Praise Noory!  You and SV can co-host.  We'll make millions!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YBXBxCR5Io

[Yorkshire pud]

I got a better gig.  I'm going to host an all-night paranormal/conspiracy talk show.  I'm going to sell radiation detectors, freeze-dried food, crank up radios and other end-of-the-world crap to my brain-damaged listeners.  Then I'll be a featured attraction at hundreds of woo-woo CONs all over North America.  There's a lot of stupidity out there and I intend to harvest it.  Can I hear an Amen, Brother? Hallelujah!  Praise Noory!  You and SV can co-host.  We'll make millions!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YBXBxCR5Io

I'll see your Jimmy Swaggert and raise you the counterpoint (now 'edited' on Youtube so as not to upset the Christain right; who made sure the song was banned in the USA. Land of the free!

http://dai.ly/xev3f

[Who]

I'll see your Jimmy Swaggert and raise you the counterpoint (now 'edited' on Youtube so as not to upset the Christain right; who made sure the song was banned in the USA. Land of the free!

http://dai.ly/xev3f

That guy looks like he was modeled after Earnest Angley, an Akron, Ohio TV evangelist, faith healer and all-around huckster.  He owns his own 747 "to spread the gospel."  He's in hot water with the government.  Maybe he can heal Senda?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRq5tEgJL2A

[Who]

I'll see your Jimmy Swaggert and raise you the counterpoint (now 'edited' on Youtube so as not to upset the Christain right; who made sure the song was banned in the USA. Land of the free!
http://dai.ly/xev3f

The Christian right are loony toons but they don't have that kind of power.  They can't overturn the First Amendment.  It's possible there were a handful of individual radio stations in the US bible belt that refused to play it but, banned in the US?  No.

Genesis released that song released in 1991 and it reached number 23 in the US and number 20 in the UK.  It was played on US radio stations and the video was regularly on MTV.   The Christian right has been a favorite target of Hollywood and the music industry for years and deservedly so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB4IkChXJzs

[Who]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUndxpbufkg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT3NRkllI3E

[SredniVashtar]

Incidentally WHO; Who gave you permission to abandoned this thread in the New Year? You can't just go like that!

My thoughts exactly. This is bullshit! Say it isn't so? 

[Who]

My thoughts exactly. This is bullshit! Say it isn't so? 

Senda modeled his new underwear and made his last video in bed.  I'm afraid of what he might do next.

[akwilly]

Yup, and while we are at it , Six Signs of a Sociopath,sounds a lot like our Flackie

Externalizes blame. The sociopath does not take ownership or blame for his mistakes or misdeeds.
At times, appears to actually enjoy manipulating and/or hurting others.
Behaves in harsh and/or hurtful ways, and then expects you to have no reaction; to act like it never happened.
Manipulates others, either from the sidelines or directly.
Treats you very differently at different times or different days, for no apparent reason.
Lies easily when needed to get off the hook.

don't foget, sits on cats.

[Who]

Senda has told us many times about his Japanese ancestry but, out of modesty, rarely discusses his Soufi ancestry.  Senda's great grandfather on his mother's side was Adalet Abdulhamit, a Whirling Dervish.  George Senda is an accomplished Whirling Dervish and practices the revered Soufi ritual many hours each day at his compound in Martinez.  Senda is highly regarded as a master Whirling Dervish throughout Turkey where he is known as Soufi Senda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHjFgOfoZ7M

[WhiteCrow]

Wonderful reading ShredmeBashedher. Thank You SO MUCH!!  A wonderful Christmas Gift to all of us Falkie Fans indeed.  Even more wonderous, would be an audio book, read by yourself, in that wonderful Fire Breathing Voice of Yours!   

Merry Christmas to You, Falkie,  and all the Falkie Fans!

I'm a little late to the party.
MY REVIEW:

FUNNIEST LONG FORM I've ever read!

Praise SV

[Rally Squirrel]

Ohh, he is mad as hell and he is not going to take it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvoq646dkAY

Also he explains once again that he hates work and effort, he just hates them.

[Yorkshire pud]

Ohh, he is mad as hell and he is not going to take it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvoq646dkAY

Also he explains once again that he hates work and effort, he just hates them.

Okay, which of you bastards tipped him off??? Eh? He doesn't read this thread anymore so one of you copied and pasted and emailed him. He's hurt me. He's missed out (probably deliberately) at least half of the stuff I attributed to him, based on what he's posted about himself. I might as well hang as a sheep as much as a lamb FFS!

I have to admire his honesty as far as saying he dislikes work, although I'm a bit confused; on one hand he says he doesn't like cleaning the shit hole up, but then says the shit hole is really small. Is he complaining it's too small to bother with?

There's quite a bit to digest in this video, and I'll need to go and consider any contrition I might feel. Seriously.

[coaster]

I like how he says "no one would say it to my face". Falkie, the laziest, least intimidating person on this planet. Keep up the lol's big guy..

[Étouffée]

Or you could help children with cancer.

God help me, but this made me laugh.

[SredniVashtar]

Okay, which of you bastards tipped him off??? Eh? He doesn't read this thread anymore so one of you copied and pasted and emailed him. He's hurt me. He's missed out (probably deliberately) at least half of the stuff I attributed to him, based on what he's posted about himself. I might as well hang as a sheep as much as a lamb FFS!

I have to admire his honesty as far as saying he dislikes work, although I'm a bit confused; on one hand he says he doesn't like cleaning the shit hole up, but then says the shit hole is really small. Is he complaining it's too small to bother with?

There's quite a bit to digest in this video, and I'll need to go and consider any contrition I might feel. Seriously.

OK, setting aside all feelings of homicidal jealousy at having a video dedicated to you (bastard!) it's always fun to play 'spot the non-sequitur' with Senda. On the one hand he claims his apartment's untidy, then says that it's about the size of a hamster's pocket watch. Then he says that 'the haters' know nothing about him - other than what he tells them. Then he says that he doesn't hate anyone - other than the haters and trolls. It reminds of the time when he said that it was 'none of your business' how he was going to spend his anniversary with Sweet Kathy - but he was going to make a video about it later anyway.

I couldn't help noticing a certain thickness of utterance in this particular broadcast, and can't help wondering if Senda has been indulging in a little too much wassail and is then going through the usual stages of irritation and arsiness at everyone. How the hell Yorkie can get all of this vitriol while someone else (naming no names) can finger Senda as the Zodiac killer and be virtually ignored is more than a little vexing and just shows that I need to up my game.

[onan]

OK, setting aside all feelings of homicidal jealousy at having a video dedicated to you (bastard!) it's always fun to play 'spot the non-sequitur' with Senda. On the one hand he claims his apartment's untidy, then says that it's about the size of a hamster's pocket watch. Then he says that 'the haters' know nothing about him - other than what he tells them. Then he says that he doesn't hate anyone - other than the haters and trolls. It reminds of the time when he said that it was 'none of your business' how he was going to spend his anniversary with Sweet Kathy - but he was going to make a video about it later anyway.

I couldn't help noticing a certain thickness of utterance in this particular broadcast, and can't help wondering if Senda has been indulging in a little too much wassail and is then going through the usual stages of irritation and arsiness at everyone. How the hell Yorkie can get all of this vitriol while someone else (naming no names) can finger Senda as the Zodiac killer and be virtually ignored is more than a little vexing and just shows that I need to up my game.

It is simply this, your name takes more energy to pronounce. One thing about the mooch, he measures his energy output with ferocity.

[Yorkshire pud]

OK, setting aside all feelings of homicidal jealousy at having a video dedicated to you (bastard!) it's always fun to play 'spot the non-sequitur' with Senda. On the one hand he claims his apartment's untidy, then says that it's about the size of a hamster's pocket watch. Then he says that 'the haters' know nothing about him - other than what he tells them. Then he says that he doesn't hate anyone - other than the haters and trolls. It reminds of the time when he said that it was 'none of your business' how he was going to spend his anniversary with Sweet Kathy - but he was going to make a video about it later anyway.

I couldn't help noticing a certain thickness of utterance in this particular broadcast, and can't help wondering if Senda has been indulging in a little too much wassail and is then going through the usual stages of irritation and arsiness at everyone. How the hell Yorkie can get all of this vitriol while someone else (naming no names) can finger Senda as the Zodiac killer and be virtually ignored is more than a little vexing and just shows that I need to up my game.

I think he has a list. And he's written it in reverse order. Ziznak has escaped because he's not objectionable. Erm, to Senda that is. Me, I just spread it far and wide. Ahem. Anyway, Who will be next. What nasty spleen venting vituparation can Ol' Georgy babes conjour up for him? I wouldn't like to be in your shoes (SV) when he starts on you mate; oh the shame you won't feel! He'll be so angry. Seriously.

I was going to remind him we only know things about him because he has told us and made it our business, but that's been said so many times I suspect his neurones are unwired in the area of 'stating the bleeding obvious'. It would be fun to watch his fat ass run to throw us all downstairs though, well worth having a video later. Remember Senda,  your considerable weight can be used against yourself...but fun to watch. 

[Lilith]

Ohh, he is mad as hell and he is not going to take it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvoq646dkAY

Also he explains once again that he hates work and effort, he just hates them.

Good Call on the Redskins! That chair braaping is getting really great!  Best braaping I've heard so far I think.  I was watching the game last night while listening to themudking and eddie-dean on the Dean and King NFL podcast.  I had picked the Redskins as well.  I think thats a Tigger I see up on the shelf.  Anyone who has a Tigger can't be mean, it MUST be humor ...  tiggers are wonderful things after all dontcha know.

[Who]

"Please donate to my Paypal account so that I can attend the Conscious living expo in Los Angeles in February 2016 . . ."






Good Morning Senda.  I know it's none of my business and that I should STFU but, could you answer a few questions for me?

1)  How much will it cost to Send Senda to The Big Woo-Woo in February?  This includes transportation, lodging, food and admission to the The Big Woo-Woo.

2) What do you hope to gain by attending The Big Woo-Woo?  Let's say you actually get the opportunity to rub elbows with George Noory, David Wilcock, Eric Pearl, Jimmy Church, Tommy Danheiser and The Monk Dude.  How will this benefit you?  Will meeting them help you on your journey to enlightenment?

3) Why would a person of good conscience donate money to send Senda to The Big Woo-Woo?  Most people can only afford to support a limited number of charities each year?  That being the case, can you tell us why people should use their 2016 charitable contribution to Send Senda to The Big Woo-Woo instead of, say, donating to cancer research?

Thank you for your attention. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

I noticed a few things in his latest waste of time rant on youtube.

1. He's a big man threatening the haters and egging them on to come to his door and say things to his face. He knows most people live many states away or even across the pond. Yet if anyone actually showed up at his door, he's shit his pants. It's ludicrous that he thinks he's going to pick someone up by the scruff of their neck and throw them down the stairs. He is supposed to be disabled, but he can pick up a grown person and throw them down the stairs? Amazeen, as his BFF snoory would say.

2. Just when you think Senda could not be any lazier, he makes videos from his friggin bed. His bed! I can only imagine the stench in that room considering that he hates to clean and never has money to do laundry because he misspent it all on woo woo conventions. I can't imagine that he bathes everyday, either. Too much work!

[onan]

I noticed a few things in his latest waste of time rant on youtube.

1. He's a big man threatening the haters and egging them on to come to his door and say things to his face. He knows most people live many states away or even across the pond. Yet if anyone actually showed up at his door, he's shit his pants. It's ludicrous that he thinks he's going to pick someone up by the scruff of their neck and throw them down the stairs. He is supposed to be disabled, but he can pick up a grown person and throw them down the stairs? Amazeen, as his BFF snoory would say.

2. Just when you think Senda could not be any lazier, he makes videos from his friggin bed. His bed! I can only imagine the stench in that room considering that he hates to clean and never has money to do laundry because he misspent it all on woo woo conventions. I can't imagine that he bathes everyday, either. Too much work!

Senda isn't afraid to show his physical prowess, look at Kathy.

[Inglorious Bitch]

"Please donate to my Paypal account so that I can attend the Conscious living expo in Los Angeles in February 2016 . . ."

If I were a shameless whore like Senda (still sucking on Noory's nuts?) I would set up a donate page and cry poverty. Hey Senda, do you know what I've done when I've needed extra money apart from my first job? I've gotten a second job. That's what normal peoplke do, they don't take to pan handling over the internet. Someone who has many Apple toys and can afford to travel out of state to bullshit conferences for the gullible does not need any financial help. You have all the money that you need, you just chose to misspend it. Try paying your bills and traffic fines for a change you slob.

[Who]

I noticed a few things in his latest waste of time rant on youtube.

1. He's a big man threatening the haters and egging them on to come to his door and say things to his face. He knows most people live many states away or even across the pond. Yet if anyone actually showed up at his door, he's shit his pants. It's ludicrous that he thinks he's going to pick someone up by the scruff of their neck and throw them down the stairs. He is supposed to be disabled, but he can pick up a grown person and throw them down the stairs? Amazeen, as his BFF snoory would say.

I was thinking the same thing.  None of us, of course, have the time or inclination to travel to Martinez but it's fun to think about.  Imagine Senda's doorbell rings.  He opens the door only to find IB, Onan, SV, Yorkie, Paladin, LK and a few other "haters" standing there.  Would he knock us all down the stairs or, more likely, stand there in shock with his mouth hanging open before slamming the door and dialing 911?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Senda isn't afraid to show his physical prowess, look at Kathy.

She's a special case. Someone with an IQ of 70, who doesn't know to move out of the way when an angry hippo is waddling his way towards her. She's another who needs others to support her ass because she can't be bothered to work. So it's either Falkie who hits her, or her "rapist" Patty. I wonder how Patty would react if she knew that Falkie and Kathy had accused her of such horrible things?

[Inglorious Bitch]

I was thinking the same thing.  None of us, of course, have the time or inclination to travel to Martinez but it's fun to think about.  Imagine Senda's doorbell rings.  He opens the door only to find IB, Onan, SV, Yorkie, Paladin, LK and a few other "haters" standing there.  Would he knock us all down the stairs or, more likely, stand there in shock with his mouth hanging open before slamming the door and dialing 911?

Dialing 911 is too much work. He'll just yell for his personal assistant, Kathy to do it.


Oh, and another thing, you're not allowed to leave the thread.

[SredniVashtar]

I noticed a few things in his latest waste of time rant on youtube.

OK, Sexually Ambiguous Witch! STFU! You're just pissed off because the store ran out of cucumbers this morning, you repulsive, sexually-repressed. haddock-smelling cock-holster!

Good morning, Senda.

And you can fuck off too, WHOre, you dehumanising prick! The Big Woo-Woo is Sweet Kathy's name for my DICK, which you are more than welcome to suck on!

Senda isn't afraid to show his physical prowess, look at Kathy.

And you too, I bet you'd like to suck on my physical prowess! I bet you like gobbling ONA N (umm..) - ice big dick! There, so fuck you!!

What you MORONS don't understand is that I am the 21st Century's Walter Cronkite. All the news that's fit to print comes out of my apartment, along with a smell of rotting cats, but that's none of your business.