The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[UnscreenedCaller]

I am greatly anticipating the casting of Ignorance and Want. Just remember, they have to fit under the Ghost of Christmas to Be's robes.

[Open Lines Gerry]

http://youtu.be/a5JNndeoVys

[starrmtn001]

Would you be interested in playing the part of Senda's much maligned, but seldom abused, penis/fat-pad?

(You can't abuse what you can't find)

Um . . . nah.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Hopefully he'll break the breaking news only a few hours late; and reveal the finer points two days after the news reports have long made last weeks wrapping paper.

he did. it's another no volume senda special

[Open Lines Gerry]

he did. it's another no volume senda special

I just inboxed him about it - the audio is terrible!

[Roswells, Art]

I'm impressed with his news studio. It really gives off that action news headquarters vibe. A few more iPads behind the news anchor position would be even better.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

I'm impressed with his news studio. It really gives of that action news headquarters vibe. A few more iPads behind the news anchor position would be even better.

maybe he should use the background screen as the main view to rip the vids. the inset of the speaker and things he wants to show could be seen better. 

[BellBoy]

Um . . . nah.

I'm disappointed. I'd thought your commitment to the art form would have been stronger. 

Fine then, I'll volunteer to play the role of Ebeneezer Senda's, slightly abused, penis/fat-pad... Falkie is counting on us to make this work!

It's the least I can do. He did give me the shout-out, after all... "Bah, STFU!"

[Who]

I'm impressed with his news studio. It really gives off that action news headquarters vibe. A few more iPads behind the news anchor position would be even better.

I like it too.  The big white headphones and Iron City hat are especially impressive.  Notice how the video in the background is moving but Senda is not.  Maybe he's thinking?  No, he'd need a brain for that.  This is strange.  That background  video is definitely moving and Senda is motionless.  Wait.  I know.  He looks like a frog just before it sticks its tongue out and snares a fly.  I'll bet that's what he's doing. 

[Open Lines Gerry]

http://youtu.be/ZEd6V1WjKAU

[starrmtn001]

I'm disappointed. I'd thought your commitment to the art form would have been stronger. 

Fine then, I'll volunteer to play the role of Ebeneezer Senda's, slightly abused, penis/fat-pad... Falkie is counting on us to make this work!

It's the least I can do. He did give me the shout-out, after all... "Bah, STFU!"

You'd fall on your sword (so to speak) for me?  You're my hero BellBoy!

[Open Lines Gerry]

I like it too.  The big white headphones and Iron City hat are especially impressive.  Notice how the video in the background is moving but Senda is not.  Maybe he's thinking?  No, he'd need a brain for that.  This is strange.  That background  video is definitely moving and Senda is motionless.  Wait.  I know.  He looks like a frog just before it sticks its tongue out and snares a fly.  I'll bet that's what he's doing. 

George needs to step up his game, and further improvements are needed to the studio.  I have inboxed him directly with my concerns, particularly regarding the audio.  The George Senda gif that Who has posted is unfortunately very representative of these last two videos, and I don't feel comfortable tweeting any more links out to the other national news services until these technical problems are cleaned up.

[3OctaveFart]

The debris is distracting. He needs a background with a map of the world, as an homage to vintage news programming.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

he did. it's another no volume senda special

second vid... bad volume again. turned up my pc volume and stopped the vid after hearing about "furtalities".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY

[b_dubb]

http://youtu.be/a5JNndeoVys

I see the Uncool Ghoul is up to the same shit. What a piece of dirt.

[Rally Squirrel]

Five Seconds in the Life of Senda.  Once again we have reached into the time-space continuum and randomly selected five seconds in the life of Senda.  In this episode, Senda the grifter asks his 246 subscribers to send him $5 each.  His monologue is briefly interrupted by a man with a leaf blower.  Senda is outraged at the man's timing (interrupting Senda's rant) and calls the men with the leaf blowers "lazy suckers" because they don't use a rake like he did.  Senda calling someone lazy.  Try to wrap your mind around that.

"I don’t know what this guy’s doing out here with an air blower.  Great timing for that.  They come out here every Wednesday, I hate these guys.  Lazy suckers.  They should be able to use a rake like I did when I started high school."

Notice that Senda is so unfamiliar with work and the tools of work that he refers to a leaf blower as an "air blower."

I would send a few bucks if Senda gave a shit about his videos. But he does not give a damn about the quality or content, just volume.

He is using the model of throw enough crap at the wall and something will stick. Maybe if he did a bit of post production work or wrote some content, perhaps even follow up on the newspaper vending machine mystery. But no, he is not concerned with what he posts as long as he posts.

Sorry Senda, I will not care more than you and you don't care about the craftsmanship.

[akwilly]

I think what SV means is that he doesn't know what character in the Dickens play will be played by "Sweet K". The only female parts in the play are Mrs. Crachit, the old flame that Scrooge didn't marry and the nephew's fiancee. SV may have to invent a new character altogether to be Kathy. Unless you want Sweet K to be Mrs Crachit and Bob Crachit does not want Christmas off so he doesn't have to spend time with her? Noory can be Tiny Tim since Noory's lame anyway.

I volunteer to be the turkey hanging in the window. Figure out a way to write me in.

If this story is to reach a wide audience then we need a female that shoots a bow and arrow at some point.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

If this story is to reach a wide audience then we need a female that shoots a bow and arrow at some point.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

second vid... bad volume again. turned up my pc volume and stopped the vid after hearing about "furtalities".

third vid... bad volume again. booooo! booooo! booooo!

[Open Lines Gerry]

http://youtu.be/pZvItleqUIs

Admittedly, the audio in this third video still sucks, but it definitely shows George's new urgency-style reporting as he follows developments live on his monitor.  Definitely worth a view.

George has identified the problem with his mic, and has assured me that new videos posted after this one will have improved audio.

[Who]

Just in case anyone missed this . . .

About five minutes and thirty seconds into his third video about the mass shootings in San Bernardino, Senda breaks into grins and giggles about barking dogs.  Fourteen people dead, seventeen injured and the 400 pound dog turd from Martinez enjoys a moment of mirth and merriment.  Fucking idiot.

[Defwhale]

Just in case anyone missed this . . .

About five minutes and thirty seconds into his third video about the mass shootings in San Bernardino, Senda breaks into grins and giggles

I believe Falkie when he says Noory likes him and they inbox each other.  Yukking it up while reporting on tragedy is a common theme on a Noory broadcast.  Senda used to criticize this, now he copies it.

[Inglorious Bitch]

If this story is to reach a wide audience then we need a female that shoots a bow and arrow at some point.

This calls for the Xena Warrior Princess costume to get pulled out of the back of the closet. I'm sure you'll fill it out quite nicely and your marksmanship is probably second only to William Tell's. 

[Who]

I believe Falkie when he says Noory likes him and they inbox each other.  Yukking it up while reporting on tragedy is a common theme on a Noory broadcast.  Senda used to criticize this, now he copies it.

Senda is just like Noory.  He only has two moving parts - his mouth and his rectum and they're interchangeable.

[akwilly]

This calls for the Xena Warrior Princess costume to get pulled out of the back of the closet. I'm sure you'll fill it out quite nicely and your marksmanship is probably second only to William Tell's. 

I shoot better wearing a Gabrielle costume.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I believe Falkie when he says Noory likes him and they inbox each other.  Yukking it up while reporting on tragedy is a common theme on a Noory broadcast.  Senda used to criticize this, now he copies it.

Senda likes to emulate his hero, Noory and Whorge is looking for Tommy's replacement.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I shoot better wearing a Gabrielle costume.

Are you speaking from experience? 

[akwilly]

Are you speaking from experience? 

I only did it once and I was drunk so it doesn't really count. And it was when I was in collage.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I only did it once and I was drunk so it doesn't really count. And it was when I was in collage.

Of course. I believe you.

[akwilly]

Of course. I believe you.

Ha I lied. I didn't go to collage.