The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

Does that suggest something to you, Senda?

He probably sees it as YT failure in not prioritising his videos and therefore denying his subscribers, fans and supporters his 'work'. It begs the question why the multitude of fans haven't posted them here. There must be a reason..

[paladin1991]

The usual bullshit comments of Bellboob and ShreddedBrains not withstanding, you need a minimum of $25K to start day trading in this country.  You are full of shit.
And I could pan for gold sitting down on a rock while my sluice does all the work. I wouldn't have to stand in the water or could get a bathroom shower chair and sit on it while I inhaled Big Macs by the bag full..
As for Noory silencing his biggest critic, I haven't heard much of late to be critical of, but then I've not been listening much to the shows in their entirety either because I haven't paid my bills with a stolen credit card so I have no electricity.
No one noticed I did 3 new videos so ...  YOU ARE RIGHT, SENDAMEMONEY, NO ONE NOTICED!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB-uGGdfE9I

And some jerk with his caller id blocked ( " unavailable " ) called me up yesterday and woke me up out of a sound sleep and did it again today at 8:00 am and at 8:30 and says nothing and doesn't hang up either, just silence.
Maybe Shreddy masturbates at the sound of my dulcet tones when he calls.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s399FqPKUDg

[paladin1991]

And some jerk with his caller id blocked ( " unavailable " ) called me up yesterday and woke me up out of a sound sleep and did it again today at 8:00 am and at 8:30 and says nothing and doesn't hang up either, just silence.
Maybe Shreddy masturbates at the sound of my dulcet tones when he calls.

What Bullshit.  You are an asshole.  You never answered when I called.

[ADG12311990]

The usual bullshit comments of Bellboob and ShreddedBrains not withstanding, you need a minimum of $25K to start day trading in this country.
And I could pan for gold sitting down on a rock while my sluice does all the work. I wouldn't have to stand in the water or could get a bathroom shower chair and sit on it.
As for Noory silencing his biggest critic, I haven't heard much of late to be critical of, but then I've not been listening much to the shows in their entirety either.
No one noticed I did 3 new videos so ...

Because other than you and Gerry (Who, for some odd reason has some obession with you and wants to give you his daughter), no one gives a flying fuck about your videos.

[ziznak]

I'm only here for the animated gifs... Whenever the new falkie youtube videos come out (i watch them all) I know that once I'm done with my TV dinner and falkiecasts i can shimmy on over to this thread for some of the most wonderfully timed vid capture gifs that money can buy... thanks O'neill.  you need to setup an animated falkie gif repository!

[starrmtn001]

Now THAT'S an idea! I was trying to think of a Falkie Christmas special, but all I could think of was George trying to make some money for the festive season (I know, but this is fiction!) by being Senda Claus at his local mall, with Sweet Kathy as a particularly hideous child-scaring elf. I think the potential of Falkie as Scrooge is too good to pass up.

Oh, I'm getting chills just thinking about it Sredni.  Do it!

[Richard Groyper]

Happy Life Day, Falkie!

[starrmtn001]

Pud Scratchit it is! I am still figuring out how to cast the sweet one. I might have to tamper with Dickens and invent a new character, although god knows what right now.

(Oh God, I'm gonna hate myself for this).  Ok,Sredni, I'll be you "Sweet" back up, but only if no one else volunteers (like that's going to happen).

[starrmtn001]

Now, this is what I call "getting into the Christmas spirit"! Break out the egg nog!

OMG BellBoy, you are absolutely RIGHT!  Now THIS is something that's worth coming out of my bunker to celebrate!

[Yorkshire pud]

(Oh God, I'm gonna hate myself for this).  Ok,Sredni, I'll be you "Sweet" back up, but only if no one else volunteers (like that's going to happen).

It is indeed a noble sacrifice you make. It won't be forgotten..Make it so SV.

[Who]

Five Seconds in the Life of Senda.  Once again we have reached into the time-space continuum and randomly selected five seconds in the life of Senda.  In this episode, Senda the grifter asks his 246 subscribers to send him $5 each.  His monologue is briefly interrupted by a man with a leaf blower.  Senda is outraged at the man's timing (interrupting Senda's rant) and calls the men with the leaf blowers "lazy suckers" because they don't use a rake like he did.  Senda calling someone lazy.  Try to wrap your mind around that.

"I don’t know what this guy’s doing out here with an air blower.  Great timing for that.  They come out here every Wednesday, I hate these guys.  Lazy suckers.  They should be able to use a rake like I did when I started high school."

Notice that Senda is so unfamiliar with work and the tools of work that he refers to a leaf blower as an "air blower."

[starrmtn001]

Michael Horn is a natural for the part of Tiny Tim... Miniscule Mike, perhaps?

Steven Greer as the ghost of Christmas Future?

[Yorkshire pud]

Five Seconds in the Life of Senda. Senda the grifter asks his 246 subscribers to send him $5 each. 

Does he say what it's for?

[Inglorious Bitch]

(Oh God, I'm gonna hate myself for this).  Ok,Sredni, I'll be you "Sweet" back up, but only if no one else volunteers (like that's going to happen).

I think what SV means is that he doesn't know what character in the Dickens play will be played by "Sweet K". The only female parts in the play are Mrs. Crachit, the old flame that Scrooge didn't marry and the nephew's fiancee. SV may have to invent a new character altogether to be Kathy. Unless you want Sweet K to be Mrs Crachit and Bob Crachit does not want Christmas off so he doesn't have to spend time with her? Noory can be Tiny Tim since Noory's lame anyway.

I volunteer to be the turkey hanging in the window. Figure out a way to write me in.

[starrmtn001]

Along the lines of the Myth of Sisyphus, the deed that can never quite be done. I can see Senda's fat face, shoved into a mopping pail, for all eternity.

PM O'Neill.  I know he could come up with some great ideas!

[Yorkshire pud]

I think what SV means is that he doesn't know what character in the Dickens play will be played by "Sweet K". The only female parts in the play are Mrs. Crachit, the old flame that Scrooge didn't marry and the nephew's fiancee. .SV may have to invent a new character altogether to be Kathy.

I volunteer to be the turkey hanging in the window. Figure out a way to write me in.

No!! You're far too articulate and goddam Nooo Yerk to be a turkey. What about 'classy broad who walks in from left and slaps Senda with a half frozen haddock'?

[Who]

Does he say what it's for?

Senda wants the money so he can buy more electronic gizmos.  He apparently suffers under the delusion that he's going to transform his hovel into a dead ringer for the studios of the BBC, CBS News . . . . because he is . . . George Senda, the most trusted name in journalism.

He was explaining to his subscribers how much money it costs him to produce his videos.  He pointed to "the lights" as an example.  Studio lights, you know.  And he has to "pay back" the $800 he paid for his latest iPad.  Senda buys everything on credit.  And since any bank would consider him a high-risk borrower,  he's probably paying 30% interest or more.

[3OctaveFart]

The collision of the Falkie Universe and Dickens is when this thread is conspicuously brilliant.

Take note, hatars!

[Open Lines Gerry]

Senda wants the money so he can buy more electronic gizmos.  He apparently suffers under the delusion that he's going to transform his hovel into a dead ringer for the studios of the BBC, CBS News . . . . because he is . . . George Senda, the most trusted name in journalism.

http://youtu.be/SB-uGGdfE9I

George explains it himself starting at the 7:05 mark.  Folks, we don't want the lights to go dark in the Box Fan Video Network studios.  We NEED George to be able to continue to produce his "The Guy From Pittsburgh (tm)" video series for us and the rest of his subscribers, and he can't do it alone.



Won't you consider making a donation an investment to help keep Falkie "on the air" (so to speak)?  The man's not begging - he's just sincerely sharing his need with us as we are the beneficiaries, after all, of his hard work to bring us these stories and produce these videos.

Here's the link to George's donation page on his forum:
http://theguyfrompittsburgh.boardhost.com/index.php
(edit: PayPal times out from my previous link, so you need to click on the logo at the bottom of the page.)

Please make a $5 contribution today, and be on the lookout for area51drone's "Bridges To Freedom" campaign soon!

[Inglorious Bitch]

No!! You're far too articulate and goddam Nooo Yerk to be a turkey. What about 'classy broad who walks in from left and slaps Senda with a half frozen haddock'?

I could always be the nephew's finacee who questions why he would invite uncle Scrooge/Senda to dinner when he is such a misery maggot. 

[starrmtn001]

I think what SV means is that he doesn't know what character in the Dickens play will be played by "Sweet K". The only female parts in the play are Mrs. Crachit, the old flame that Scrooge didn't marry and the nephew's fiancee. SV may have to invent a new character altogether to be Kathy. Unless you want Sweet K to be Mrs Crachit and Bob Crachit does not want Christmas off so he doesn't have to spend time with her? Noory can be Tiny Tim since Noory's lame anyway.

I volunteer to be the turkey hanging in the window. Figure out a way to write me in.

(Shhh, don't tell SV, but I'd be almost any character to be in his story.  I could be the second ghost; the party ghost.  It doesn't have to be a boy ghost, SV can take poetic license).

[BellBoy]

(Shhh, don't tell SV, but I'd be almost any character to be in his story.  I could be the second ghost; the party ghost.  It doesn't have to be a boy ghost, SV can take poetic license).

Would you be interested in playing the part of Senda's much maligned, but seldom abused, penis/fat-pad?

(You can't abuse what you can't find)

[Open Lines Gerry]

I could always be the nephew's finacee who questions why he would invite uncle Scrooge/Senda to dinner when he is such a misery maggot. 

You would fit that role perfectly.  I would like to be the nephew, Fred, who gives his uncle the benefit of the doubt and looks for the good in him.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Thread contributor Who pulled down his post (again - as is his MO), but in answer to his query, George is currently working on and uploading a video on the San Bernadino shooting story.  With this much news breaking today, he is never going to be able to get back to sleep!

[BellBoy]

You would fit that role perfectly.  I would like to be the nephew, Fred, who gives his uncle the benefit of the doubt and looks for the good in him was dropped on his head, repeatedly, as a child.

FIFY

[Yorkshire pud]

Thread contributor Who pulled down his post (again - as is his MO), but in answer to his query, George is currently working on and uploading a video on the San Bernadino shooting story.  With this much news breaking today, he is never going to be able to get back to sleep!

Hopefully he'll break the breaking news only a few hours late; and reveal the finer points two days after the news reports have long made last weeks wrapping paper.

[Roswells, Art]

As an Ace reporter it's time for Senda to jump in the Falkmobile and race to the scene of this developing story out of San Bernardino. This is your big chance Falkie!

[3OctaveFart]

You want donations, George, I will give you two bucks for every pound lost.

But there must be corroborating proof, on video.

[ziznak]

the play sounds fun but cmon... how about some movie ideas??

"the guy from Pittsburgh: Senda Never Sleeps"

[Open Lines Gerry]

You want donations, George, I will give you two bucks for every pound lost.

But there must be corroborating proof, on video.

The Twitter campaign to help George out has begun.

Just use the hashtag #KeepTheLightsOn to show your support for @Falkie2013!