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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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Quote from: akwilly on October 12, 2015, 08:46:56 PM
As I have posted before I burn boxes of feces. I don't mail them.

The cost would be prohibitive.

akwilly

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 12, 2015, 09:02:22 PM
The cost would be prohibitive.
Not to mention the privacy issue that I would have at the P.O. I don't think I've ever been to a post office that has a bathroom.

Quote from: MichaelFromVA on October 12, 2015, 08:51:38 PM
I feel guilty about my obsession with this thread.  It's all very sad and I feel sympathy for Falkie as a person who has gone through some terrible things but even so I can't stop reading it every day.  What's wrong with me?  Oy vey.

It's Bellgab's own reality show.  :-[

b_dubb

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 12, 2015, 09:05:48 PM
It's Bellgab's own reality show.  :-[
It makes [Insert Name Of Horribly Shitty Reality TV Show Here] look like Masterpiece Theater

akwilly

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 12, 2015, 09:05:48 PM
It's Bellgab's own reality show.  :-[
Ya those always end up well for the stars. Will Falkie and Kathy breakup? Will Falkie start to "transition"? Is rehab in the future? Will Patty and Kathy throw drinks in each others faces? Will there be a sex tape?

Quote from: cosmic hobo on October 12, 2015, 08:39:42 PM
Open Lines Gerry is well aware that akwilly has been not so subtle about the fact that he may be sending Falkie feces which is why Open Lines Gerry made sure to make everyone aware of where they can find Falke's postal address and then was insistent that Falkie film himself opening the box of feces in order to further humiliate Falkie.

That is the true sign of a friend.

Falkie DO NOT TRUST Open Lines Gerry.

A toe was a good answer and Gwyneth Paltrow's head would have been accepted.


cosmic hobo

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on October 12, 2015, 09:00:59 PM


It's interesting that you'll come after Ol' Gerry for posting the link to a TGFP video that has been linked to multiple times in this thread.  Nobody had a problem when Who posted this from the same video less than 2 weeks ago:



Who, the poster, does not purport to be a friend of Falkie. You do and you take every opportunity to embarrass Falkie either by suggesting he do something outrageous or by posting his address to entice his haters to send him embarrassing stuff and then you suggest to Falkie that he film it in order to embarrass him further. This is the same stuff that Drone and littlechris do. You want Falkie to embarrass him self for your own entertainment. Falkie somehow sees your behavior as a concerned friend and not the traitor that you are.

Falkie is just too stupid to see the knife that is plunged in his back until it's too late.

cosmic hobo

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on October 12, 2015, 09:47:28 PM
A toe was a good answer and Gwyneth Paltrow's head would have been accepted.

A working penis would be the kindest gift.


Quote from: cosmic hobo on October 12, 2015, 09:48:56 PM
Who, the poster, does not purport to be a friend of Falkie. You do and you take every opportunity to embarrass Falkie either by suggesting he do something outrageous or by posting his address to entice his haters to send him embarrassing stuff and then you suggest to Falkie that he film it in order to embarrass him further. This is the same stuff that Drone and littlechris do. You want Falkie to embarrass him self for your own entertainment. Falkie somehow sees your behavior as a concerned friend and not the traitor that you are.

Falkie is just too stupid to see the knife that is plunged in his back until it's too late.

It is a good plan though. If you get Falkie to film it he will put it up, it is his OCD with all he films.

akwilly

Here we have Falkie pronouncing some names that a linguist would struggle with.https://youtu.be/GBjJAVXjGNM

Quote from: akwilly on October 12, 2015, 10:56:19 PM
Here we have Falkie pronouncing some names that a linguist would struggle with

Not a cunning linguist.


(C'mon, did you set that up for me?)

akwilly

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 13, 2015, 12:44:40 AM
Not a cunning linguist.


(C'mon, did you set that up for me?)
You don't miss much. You should quit the social service job and seriously write for a sitcom or an SNL type show. You, Pud, and the rest of you'all have some really quick wits.

Quote from: akwilly on October 13, 2015, 12:49:55 AM
You don't miss much. You should quit the social service job and seriously write for a sitcom or an SNL type show. You, Pud, and the rest of you'all have some really quick wits.

Thank you. High praise indeed.  :)


In an unrelated note, your (you're) use of contractions always cracks me up.

Quote from: cosmic hobo on October 12, 2015, 09:49:54 PM
A working penis would be the kindest gift.

I know Kathy would sure appreciate it.

akwilly

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 13, 2015, 12:55:17 AM
Thank you. High praise indeed.  :)


In an unrelated note, your (you're) use of contractions always cracks me up.
Trust me, my spelling sucks.

Quote from: akwilly on October 13, 2015, 01:00:56 AM
Trust me, my spelling sucks.

So does mine. You have no idea. If not for spellcheck, I would look like an idiot in most of my posts.

akwilly

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 13, 2015, 01:10:39 AM
So does mine. You have no idea. If not for spellcheck, I would look like an idiot in most of my posts.
I doubt that. Goodnight all I must go home and work on the "small box" that will be in the larger box that I will be sending to Falkie soon.

Quote from: akwilly on October 13, 2015, 01:23:48 AM
I doubt that. Goodnight all I must go home and work on the "small box" that will be in the larger box that I will be sending to Falkie soon.

:o

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 13, 2015, 01:10:39 AM
So does mine. You have no idea. If not for spellcheck, I would look like an idiot in most of my posts.

Spellcheck is just the thin veneer that attempts the impossible feat of trying to conceal your depthless idiocy. We all know you're a moron, and it's dirty pool to try and cover it up.

Just be open about it: dungarees, missing teeth, retarded teamster accent and all.

Yee-ha!

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 13, 2015, 06:11:48 AM
Spellcheck is just the thin veneer that attempts the impossible feat of trying to conceal your depthless idiocy. We all know you're a moron, and it's dirty pool to try and cover it up.

Just be open about it: dungarees, missing teeth, retarded teamster accent and all.

Yee-ha!

Depthless idiocy? And yet I still manage to run rings around you on a regular basis, old chap. How does it feel to always be trumped by an "idiot"? Is it something you discuss in your therapy support group?


And FYI, "try to cover it up" is grammatically correct, not "try and".

b_dubb

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 13, 2015, 06:11:48 AM
Spellcheck is just the thin veneer that attempts the impossible feat of trying to conceal your depthless idiocy. We all know you're a moron, and it's dirty pool to try and cover it up.

Just be open about it: dungarees, missing teeth, retarded teamster accent and all.

Yee-ha!
She can't spell. You can't relate to people without being a total ass. She wins.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: b_dubb on October 13, 2015, 07:35:20 AM
You can't relate to people without being a total ass.

No mirrors in your bedsit?

Smashed them all?

Probably wise.

Still love you though.  :-*

3OctaveFart

I love when bdubb comes slumming with us urchins.

You know he just can't help himself ... he has to be seen disapproving of what goes on here.

paladin1991

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on October 12, 2015, 06:28:44 PM
Hey George, could you please do a video to show us the gift akwilly sends you once it arrives?

akwilly - that is a very kind gesture!  Hopefully you'll receive a shout-out in a future TGFP video.

Most likely the Filth will badmouth AK for his gift.  Sort of like when I contributed to the Our Sweet Kathy fund. It wasn't 'enough.'  (I guess he expected me to spend my family's grocery money for the week to support Sweet Kathy's move)   It was an insult.  (I'm not sure that anybody else gave anything to the fund) He took the money,(NO SHIT HE TOOK THE MONEY) went to Cinnabon and horked down buns and lattes all morning. 
Akwilly sent a gift?  I will say thank you to AK for that thought, that gesture.  Fuck Felchie.  He doesn't deserve it.


paladin1991

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 13, 2015, 12:44:40 AM
Not a cunning linguist.


(C'mon, did you set that up for me?)

Hey.  I'm having breakfast right now.  Tuna is not on the menu. :o

paladin1991

Quote from: akwilly on October 13, 2015, 12:49:55 AM
You don't miss much. You should quit the social service job and seriously write for a sitcom or an SNL type show. You, Pud, and the rest of you'all have some really quick wits.

I swear, this gang and this platform could be the new National Tampoon.  There, I even named it.  WhaddaysayMV?  When do we launch?

paladin1991

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 13, 2015, 01:10:39 AM
So does mine. You have no idea. If not for spellcheck, I would look like an idiot in most of my posts.

Trust me.  Spellcheck doesn't help as much as you think.

paladin1991

Quote from: Meatie Pie on October 13, 2015, 08:32:04 AM
I love when bdubb comes slumming with us urchins.

You know he just can't help himself ... he has to be seen disapproving of what goes on here.

Kinda like the High School Vice Principal/gym coach you catch ghosting around the back entrance of the He-She bar in North Long Beach when you are on a parole sweep.

"Gee Coach, you come here often?  Is this a nice place to take a date?" 

"Abaddda abbadda, I, I, I......Uh....I mean..the payphone....um, over there!  I, I....."

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