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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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akwilly

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on October 07, 2015, 10:16:02 PM
The tumor was an acoustic neuroma (vestibular schwannoma).  If you stuck a pen straight through my ear, you would have hit it, and it also had a part that extended into the area of my inner ear and auditory nerve.  They opened up a space behind my ear in order to get at it while attempting to (successfully in my case) preserve my hearing.  People who have already lost their hearing before the surgery can have a different procedure that goes right through the ear.
Damn

Jocko Johnson

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 07, 2015, 01:12:58 PM
Wait...you're really going to meet him and interview him?! I would take a can of mace with me. Just to be on the safe side. You never know when the big guy is going to snap!

Don't forget to ask him to reimburse you for mileage!
That's a good start, you will also need a can of Raid for cockaroach Kathy, also the same can be used on Slob-o to surpress the fleas, bedbugs and flies on him and roachy to knock them down and keep off yourself.
A can of Frebrezze for the odor so you can get close enough to talk the them.
A can of Leisol to kill the 99.99% of viruses and bacteria that rotate around the atmospheres around them, as the Earth and Moon rotate around the sun. A small pump bottle of hand sanitizer in case they touch you.
As a precaution get a few snickers or Hersey bars/with almonds...wrap a single dollar bill on it with a small stack of cut paper fake bill under, mark $50-$100 & if they get hostile or they won't stop following you or won't stop talking to you...show them the candy bar, let them get a good sniff of the candy AND money show it to him and just toss it as far as you can and run like hell in the opposite direction! !

Jocko Johnson

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 07, 2015, 12:27:00 PM
'undies' and 'bikinis' work for me   :)
Or the venerable and venerated , BLOOMERS!

Falkie2013

Quote from: chefist on October 07, 2015, 06:28:46 PM
I think it would be prudent for Falkie to err on the side of caution and have a plan of action, regardless of the efficacy of these supposed threats...

Falkie, please make sure your friends and family know where you are at all times for the next 48 to 72 hours...

Except for Friday, I will be right here.
We go again to storage then.

Will work fer them pesky Drones, too, I reckon ! ;)

Dateline

Reward for that Drone?  I read him hanging out on the Art Bell thread this weekend with Elvira.

akwilly

Hey Falkie, glad you are in good spirits. Just watched the vid about the end of the world. You were in rare form, nice job.

Falkie2013

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on October 07, 2015, 10:00:24 PM
Here you go, my friend.  Hopefully this will lay your doubts to rest.



No further word on Drone this evening.  As mentioned multiple times by way of phrases like "if that's where he's going," a visit to George's place in Martinez was based only on speculation on his wife's and my parts, and is NOT a foregone conclusion.  In addition, just because he was physically less than 5 hours away doesn't mean he was making a bee-line to go confront Falkie and Kathy!

First killer bees, then possibly Drone invasion, what next ?
The local gendarmie have been advised.
Last night we had a woman being beaten and yelling for help about 2 am in front of our building. Cops showed up right away and I ( among others called them ).
And NO it was NOT Kathy, she was sound asleep next to me in the bed.

Falkie2013

Quote from: akwilly on October 07, 2015, 10:35:47 PM
Hey Falkie, glad you are in good spirits. Just watched the vid about the end of the world. You were in rare form, nice job.

Thank you.
I can't talk about this apocalypse stuff with a straight face any more.
Later tonight I will be recording a ghost story video but can't tell more than that now.

Falkie2013

Quote from: cosmic hobo on October 07, 2015, 07:44:37 PM
They got banned for that. Wow.

Falkie so dumb he'll probably say Free area51drone, Free littlechris in his next video.

NO, I won't but I'll be happy to tell every one what a dumb ass you are if you'd like.

Falkie2013

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on October 07, 2015, 10:00:24 PM
Here you go, my friend.  Hopefully this will lay your doubts to rest.



No further word on Drone this evening.  As mentioned multiple times by way of phrases like "if that's where he's going," a visit to George's place in Martinez was based only on speculation on his wife's and my parts, and is NOT a foregone conclusion.  In addition, just because he was physically less than 5 hours away doesn't mean he was making a bee-line to go confront Falkie and Kathy!

What else could lure him towards this direction ?
A black Burger King hamburger so he could poop green ?


Falkie2013

Quote from: akwilly on October 07, 2015, 08:32:43 PM
Drone should just about be able to see the lights of Martinez

Since you brought it up ...

Alhambra Cemetary in first picture.
Shell refinery in second.

Jocko Johnson

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 07, 2015, 10:41:47 PM
What else could lure him towards this direction ?
A black Burger King hamburger so he could poop green ?


A51D is most likely just taking a little time out for himself and gonna drop down to see his old buddy to hash things out, apologize and bury the hatchet. They will be making a vidoe together at the hovel and all will be well.

bateman

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on October 07, 2015, 10:50:24 PM
A51D is most likely just taking a little time out for himself and gonna drop down to see his old buddy to hash things out, apologize and bury the hatchet. They will be making a vidoe together at the hovel and all will be well.

Well, he's online now...


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 07, 2015, 10:37:35 PM
First killer bees, then possibly Drone invasion, what next ?
The local gendarmie have been advised.
Last night we had a woman being beaten and yelling for help about 2 am in front of our building. Cops showed up right away and I ( among others called them ).
And NO it was NOT Kathy, she was sound asleep unconcious moaning next to me in the bed sty.

Funny you automatically mention Kathy isn't it? Guilty conscience?

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 07, 2015, 10:41:47 PM
What else could lure him towards this direction ?
A black Burger King hamburger so he could poop green ?

Drone has promised to get Falkie evicted multiple times in the past. I wonder if Falkie is worried about this?

Quote from: bateman on October 07, 2015, 10:54:37 PM
Well, he's online now...

i hope Kathy & falkie are dressed if A51 does show up.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: nooryisawesome on October 07, 2015, 11:33:26 PM
i hope Kathy & falkie are dressed if A51 does show up.

You sense a threesome? Hmmmm. Me too.



Reserving this post in case this long odyssey has a dark end and the public and media comes to view the reality of this situation. I'm willing to sell and edit this post for the highest bidder.

Seriously though, it's kind of fucked up to joke about this even with how silly it is. But I'm just a tourist in the Falkie world.

Falkie2013

Quote from: akwilly on October 07, 2015, 10:35:47 PM
Hey Falkie, glad you are in good spirits. Just watched the vid about the end of the world. You were in rare form, nice job.

Thank you for the kind words, something that is rare on this thread.
I appreciate it very much.

Falkie2013

Quote from: chefist on October 07, 2015, 06:44:07 PM
Valid points...I would encourage him to use his environment to his advantage IF he were under any threat...

I can use my multiple canes as nunchucks and cat food can lids as shuriken. ;)

As I use my skills as a master of the 9th level of Nine Lives as taught to me by Morris the sensei master.

akwilly

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 08, 2015, 12:57:43 AM
Thank you for the kind words, something that is rare on this thread.
I appreciate it very much.
Thanks Falkie, I will try to be mean to you tomorrow, until then sleep well and watch out for Drone.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 08, 2015, 12:57:43 AM
Thank you for the kind words, something that is rare on this thread.
I appreciate it very much.

Falkie, no one wants you to get hurt.



But if you do, can you videotape it and post it here? Thanks.

Falkie2013

Quote from: akwilly on October 08, 2015, 01:03:48 AM
Thanks Falkie, I will try to be mean to you tomorrow, until then sleep well and watch out for Drone.

Schmuck.
I knew I could count on you to maintain the low standards usually posted and seen in this thread.
;) :D

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 08, 2015, 01:01:10 AM
I can use my multiple canes as nunchucks and cat food can lids as shuriken. ;)

As I use my skills as a master of the 9th level of Nine Lives as taught to me by Morris the sensei master.

That's right. Remember, you are a descendant of the House of Senda, revered Japanese Samurai warriors. Don't take shit from anyone, Falkie.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 08, 2015, 01:08:06 AM
Schmuck.
I knew I could count on you to maintain the low standards usually posted and seen in this thread.
;) :D

Nothing but the best worst for your thread, big guy!

Falkie2013

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 08, 2015, 01:07:35 AM
Falkie, no one wants you to get hurt.



But if you do, can you videotape it and post it here? Thanks.

The stupid Iclod/Icloud storage keeps sending me messages that its almost full and despite my efforts to remove half the photos on it to my Toshiba drive, I still seem to be having no effect.
It won't let me do a video on the Ipad right now because of it so its another trip to the Apple store.
As I also understand it, all of my Mac mail and Gmail emails are also sent to Iclod and this counts against your storage space as well.
This is why I'm doing videos in front of my desk again.
Kathy thinks the entire Drone is headed this way is a put on job to dupe both Gerry and me created by Drone's wife, Drone AND Humungous S*its.

Falkie2013

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 08, 2015, 01:09:00 AM
That's right. Remember, you are a descendant of the House of Senda, revered Japanese Samurai warriors. Don't take shit from anyone, Falkie.

Actually in my case, revered Pittsburgh butlers, but they did raise them tough dawntawn on the South side of Sendai or the 'Burgh back in the day.

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