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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

Should this thread be removed from the forum?

Yes
1294 (66.7%)
No
647 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 1936

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 04, 2015, 02:09:52 PM
IF * I * were the true guardian of this thread and had admin privileges, a lot of you would be banned.
Forever.

i would hope you'd at least allow me to stay.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: GravitySucks on October 04, 2015, 05:02:00 PM
Hey Falkie, you have admin priveleges on your own account. Just delete it.

bellgab accounts can't be deleted.  once you're in, you're always in.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: MV on October 04, 2015, 09:10:29 PM
bellgab accounts can't be deleted.  once you're in, you're always in.

Hater and reported. Tyrannical bastard.

Jocko Johnson

If Fuckie had admin over this thread it would be him and OLG chat with each other until one, (most likely flechie) got pissed and at that point he'd be lecturing us on the world according to him and his life in general as well as every private detail. Not unlike his loser videos. Membership and people watching would plummet very quickly to zero.
Ant-nee, you are such a blowhard.  MV gives you pretty much free rein, like Uncle Sam...but you attack both as if for some reason your fat carcass deserves...more?

ONeill

Quote from: MV on October 04, 2015, 09:10:29 PM
bellgab accounts can't be deleted.  once you're in, you're always in.

Stalinist without honor.

ONeill

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on October 04, 2015, 10:22:29 PM
If Fuckie had admin over this thread it would be him and OLG chat with each other until one, (most likely flechie) got pissed and at that point he'd be lecturing us on the world according to him and his life in general as well as every private detail. Not unlike his loser videos. Membership and people watching would plummet very quickly to zero.
Ant-nee, you are such a blowhard.  MV gives you pretty much free tein, like Uncle Sam...but you attack both as if for some reason your fat carcass deserves...more?

He has a whole board where he is the "guardian". You may have a look what such place is.

akwilly

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 04, 2015, 02:08:20 PM
As I have said, its being looked at by 4 networks. No new news of late.
And it was NOT filmed in Hawaii but in St. Louis.
Hey Falkie, that is some big ass news. Of course anything you do will be "big assed". But any way keep up the good "work".

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on October 04, 2015, 10:22:29 PM
MV gives you pretty much free tein, like Uncle Sam...

It's true. I am a great man.


akwilly

Hey Falkie, I am goinga go home in a bit. I will test to see if I can pick up some wi fi. I havn't had internet at home in 6 years. I am drunk so if I get it at home I will be on this board defending you. If I don'g get wi fi when I get home I will probly not defend you 2marro when I get good online wi fi.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 04, 2015, 02:09:52 PM
IF * I * were the true guardian of this thread and had admin privileges, a lot of you would be banned.
Forever.

Oh, what a wonderful world this would be if you had any power at all!

Fortunately, your autonomy is confined to fucking up your own life rather than infecting other people's. I'm pretty sure that a lot of the animus directed against Falkie comes from the fact he used to be a moderator (at least I think so) at another place and, of course, he is the sort of fatuous turd that goes hog wild whenever he gets the slightest chance to have any sort of influence over anything. I'm pretty sure that instead of 'Praise MV', Falkie's reign of terror would end up rather like Mussolini's, with SK taking the fall as well.

Quote from: MV on October 04, 2015, 09:10:29 PM
bellgab accounts can't be deleted.  once you're in, you're always in.

Like a bad STD, BG is for life.

WhiteCrow

Quote from: GravitySucks on October 04, 2015, 07:43:44 PM
Public Service Announcement

For those that are petrol pump challenged or drive multiple vehicles... If you look at the fuel gauge and see the little triangle next to the fuel pump... That points to the side of the car that the filler neck is on.

Hey didn't Falkie post, that he invented that little triangle that points to the side of car that the fuel filler is on?
Something about his mother, not giving him the money to have his idea patented, so he took a job working with Bill Gates.


MAX

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 04, 2015, 02:08:20 PM
As I have said, its being looked at by 4 networks. No new news of late.
And it was NOT filmed in Hawaii but in St. Louis.



I can't take it !!  Falkie will you ever wake up and see the reality of your life? You are a 63 yer old bum on Welfare with no marketable skills. You are NOT EVER  going to become a TV star or do anything more then to  sit in your Welfare housing filming yourself with the sole purpose of  making  a fool of yourself. WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! Do something constructive with what little time you have left. Volunteer at the soup kitchens instead of ripping them off, lose weight  , try actually getting a real job. Anything is better then living in such a delusional state of mind....

ONeill

Quote from: MAX on October 05, 2015, 04:46:43 AM


I can't take it !!  Falkie will you ever wake up and see the reality of your life? You are a 63 yer old bum on Welfare with no marketable skills. You are NOT EVER  going to become a TV star or do anything more then to  sit in your Welfare housing filming yourself with the sole purpose of  making  a fool of yourself. WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! Do something constructive with what little time you have left. Volunteer at the soup kitchens instead of ripping them off, lose weight  , try actually getting a real job. Anything is better then living in such a delusional state of mind....

Hater.

b_dubb

Quote from: MAX on October 05, 2015, 04:46:43 AM


I can't take it !!  Falkie will you ever wake up and see the reality of your life? You are a 63 yer old bum on Welfare with no marketable skills. You are NOT EVER  going to become a TV star or do anything more then to  sit in your Welfare housing filming yourself with the sole purpose of  making  a fool of yourself. WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! Do something constructive with what little time you have left. Volunteer at the soup kitchens instead of ripping them off, lose weight  , try actually getting a real job. Anything is better then living in such a delusional state of mind....
What's the harm in letting him continue living in his fantasy worl? Not like he can make something of himself in his advanced age/decomposition

SredniVashtar

Quote from: nooryisawesome on October 05, 2015, 01:29:26 AM
Like a bad STD, BG is for life.

"BellGab - The Tertiary Syphilis of the Internets"

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 05, 2015, 05:20:02 AM
"BellGab - The Tertiary Syphilis of the Internets"

Is that entirely a bad thing? Really?

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 05, 2015, 01:05:52 AM
Falkie's reign of terror would end up rather like Mussolini's, with SK taking the fall as well.

Poor SK always gets the short end of the stick.


Quote from: MV on October 04, 2015, 09:10:29 PM
bellgab accounts can't be deleted.  once you're in, you're always in.

So you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave?    :o

Quote from: akwilly on October 04, 2015, 11:25:16 PM
Hey Falkie, I am goinga go home in a bit. I will test to see if I can pick up some wi fi. I havn't had internet at home in 6 years. I am drunk so if I get it at home I will be on this board defending you. If I don'g get wi fi when I get home I will probly not defend you 2marro when I get good online wi fi.

Hey Akwilly, is the AK for Arkansas? Southern accents are hot. Tell your mom you're doing well. I have an idea that may make you a lot of money. Have you thought about marketing your brilliant concept of the Budweiser poop box? A lot of people need portable toilets for camping or fishing trips or what not. Budweiser is a known and trusted name, even if the box is for pooping, but you can sell the box with some beer cans in it and some disinfectant wipes. The user can have a cup holder on one side of the box for the beer can and the other side of the box will have a holder for some Lysol wipes. Remember that cleanliness is next to Godliness. I think you should trademark this idea. Whatever you do, don't tell anyone about it or they will steal the concept. Your mom will be proud of your entrepreneurial skills.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 05, 2015, 05:33:45 AM
Is that entirely a bad thing? Really?

That was really just a shameless attempt to score top right notoriety, although all my previous sorties have been ignored by MV so far. It's not just the fame, I also want the perks; particularly the key to the BellGab executive washroom, because frankly I am starting to tire of the ignorant herd in the other one. Especially Paladin. I keep running out of matches; every time I see that bastard sashay into a stall with the NY Post it's like Fallujah all over again.

You also get a free doughnut in the BG commissary. Although it's best not to enquire how they made the holes in said doughnuts. Or the creamy centres in the others. As for the chocolate frosting...

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 05, 2015, 05:57:24 AM
That was really just a shameless attempt to score top right notoriety, although all my previous sorties have been ignored by MV so far. It's not just the fame, I also want the perks; particularly the key to the BellGab executive washroom, because frankly I am starting to tire of the ignorant herd in the other one. Especially Paladin. I keep running out of matches; every time I see that bastard sashay into a stall with the NY Post it's like Fallujah all over again.

You also get a free doughnut in the BG commissary. Although it's best not to enquire how they made the holes in said doughnuts. Or the creamy centres in the others. As for the chocolate frosting...

As someone who has been 'top righted' on a few occasions I can confirm the exec washrooms are indeed a step up from what the proles have to endure. Oh well.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 05, 2015, 06:05:16 AM
As someone who has been 'top righted' on a few occasions

For fuck's sake! Now I'm mad. Unless 'top-righted' is a northern euphemism for some naughty back-door action.


Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 05, 2015, 06:05:16 AM
As someone who has been 'top righted' on a few occasions I can confirm the exec washrooms are indeed a step up from what the proles have to endure. Oh well.



Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 04, 2015, 02:08:20 PM
As I have said, its being looked at by 4 networks. No new news of late.
And it was NOT filmed in Hawaii but in St. Louis.

In Noory's basement? Falkie, you should make sure this new TV show isn't low rent. You don't want to associate your brand with something like that. Noory's Beeyon Bleef leaves a lot to be desired. Tell Noory that you refuse to work with cardboard furniture. It brings down the tone of the show.

starrmtn001

Quote from: MV on October 04, 2015, 09:10:29 PM
bellgab accounts can't be deleted.  once you're in, you're always in.
Is this . . . Hotel California??? :o  Cool! ;D

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 05, 2015, 07:50:27 AM
In Noory's basement? Falkie, you should make sure this new TV show isn't low rent. You don't want to associate your brand with something like that. Noory's Beeyon Bleef leaves a lot to be desired. Tell Noory that you refuse to work with cardboard furniture. It brings down the tone of the show.

Senda Productions are world famous for their high production values and the literary qualities of their scripts. Those fucks who criticise the great man for half-assing it and saying whatever dopey shit enters his fat head are just the kind of morons that hold this great nation of yours back. I think he could teach classes in the use of irony. Even the actress playing that heffalump who is mooching off him looks like Claudia Schiffer when she has taken off the latex fat suit.

Go back to your rat lunches and stop hating. Bastards!

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 05, 2015, 07:50:27 AM
In Noory's basement? Falkie, you should make sure this new TV show isn't low rent. You don't want to associate your brand with something like that. Noory's Beeyon Bleef leaves a lot to be desired. Tell Noory that you refuse to work with cardboard furniture. It brings down the tone of the show.


Ordinarily it would bring down the tone of the show; but in the Noory/Senda TV production format, cardboard furniture would push the budget into avenues that can't be justified to the 'money men'. Damned accountants, no vision or adventure.

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