The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[onan]

Trying so very hard to not be pious. Don't want Ol' Gerry getting all pissy with me again.

Falkie... buddy, here is a clue. The ER isn't for back aches. I know, it is what you are used to, and I know you really don't have a responsible bone in your body, but the ER is for emergent and acute injuries that might be life threatening. I know back aches really hurt but no one is going to die because they have to crawl to the fridge.

Here is a test to judge whether or not an ER is needed for a back ache... can you wiggle your toes? Yes... then schedule an appointment with a primary care doc. And stop adding to the burdens of over crowded brown people ER's.

[ONeill]

[Mizak]

Senda thought he could join Bellgab and YouTube, shed his past and make a new start.  How did that work out for him, do you think?

Now imagine what happens if he appears on Noory's TV show.  One of the very first things anyone finds on the web about him is Bellgab.  All 600+ pages detailing his sordid past and current existence.  A Gabcast where he talks about having a broken peter and his sex life.  Links to his account on a sugar momma website where he's looking for a woman 18 to 65 to take care of him financially in exchange for sex.  Working grave shift in an adult video arcade with a sign asking people to wake him if they need help.  All of his fraudulent dealings with government handouts and assistance programs.  All of this will be rehashed, not forgotten.  Noory might forgive most of this stuff, because after all, Falkie's role on his show is to be the angry drunk dwarf, an object of scorn and pity, not anyone worth respecting.  But once the stuff comes out about Senda's abuse of woman and his barely disguised racism, Noory will throw him off the back of the sleigh faster than Senda scampering back to the buffet for another helping. 

No, Senda never learns, and he doesn't have the baud rate to think more than one move ahead.  Sort of puts all the kvetching his mother did about his lifestyle into perspective, doesn't it?

Or maybe someone from S.S. will look into his case and see he is just faking his disability? He will lose everything and maybe do jail time with a huge fine!!! They might even go after Dave for paying him under the table and call the IRS to go over Daves taxes for the last 7 years?

[ONeill]

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Falkie has lost four subscribers in the last few days. What's happening to the brand?

[Ms. C]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVV_SgalUqU

Not sure why this clip is in this thread .... BUT I thank you ...  a morning enjoyment as I drink my first cup of coffee ...
Ms. C      

[Mizak]

There's a lot more to it than that. Patty said many things and gave promises to Kathy and broke them all.
But Kathy will address that in a video later today.
And Patty took off before she could get breakfast but in the recent past and in recent months, both of us have taken Patty to multiple breakfasts, lunches or dinners and have done other favors for her as well.
Patty has betrayed and stabbed Kathy in the back in the past and Kathy just let it go because she wanted to keep a friend.
Patty is a selfish person who is motivated by what's in it for Patty and not friendship.
She has a history of screwing Kathy over.

You mean like Kathy just let go all the beatings because she wanted to keep a boyfriend with mayo?

[jazmunda]

Falkie has lost four subscribers in the last few days. What's happening to the brand?

he he.

That reminds me of this.

https://youtu.be/vupgBykQnko

[ONeill]

[ONeill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpOb2etYV-E

Have a look at this flakie comment under this flakie video from about 1.5 years ago:

"Unlike some anonymous commenter asserts, I am not a hoarder. I am now dealing with our car being totaled by a hit and run driver this past Tuesday night & with my distraught girlfriend. I was going to have my gf & her gf to come by next month & help me get this place straightened out which would only take a couple of hours. 90 % of my things are books, videos and magazines. I can't get it done without help due to mobility issues. Note that the anonymous commenter would never come over & help himself, would he ?"

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Oh man, was it an 'all you can eat'? Do you have any idea what was going on there? I'm sure one could feed a starving family for a year with that.

I know of at least two all-you-can-eat buffet  places in Fremont (an hour's drive south of his hovel) that Falkie and his girlfriend put out of business. 

A couple of years ago he lamented that every time he and Kathy found a "good" Chinese buffet place, that it closed not long after.  He couldn't see the connection.

One woman took him and Kathy out to dinner at one of these places with the intention of teaching him portion control.  She said that they ate like hogs and spent the entire meal arguing and hitting each other.

https://youtu.be/NgG0mnp8uAo

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Three times a day someone will come into his room and leave food for him.  They'll clean him up and change his clothes and bedding. 

I could see Falkie reading this and thinking, "Sounds like a sweet deal to me."

[Open Lines Gerry]

My dad is deceased.

I'm sorry for your loss.  I will not make reference to him again.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I can't get it done without help due to mobility issues.

Those "mobility issues" are certainly a blessing in disguise for Falkie.  They only bother him when he's facing something he doesn't want to do, like clean his shithole apartment or get a fuckin job.  You never hear him say, "I wanted t make a video but I couldn't because of mobility issues" or "I wanted to go to the Apple store but couldn't because of mobility issues" or "I wanted to treat myself to a Cinnabon and $4 cup of coffee but I couldn't because of mobility issues."

[Jocko Johnson]

No, jerkoff. I was sitting across from Kathy with the Ipad a foot away from me. No one was hit & her back hurts so much from the moving she's thinking of going into the ER. I had put the Sony tripod in the car and its cramped and full of boxes so I could not find it.
The small one is a bit unstable and I was having enough trouble setting up the Ipad to stay upright, thus no closeups.
Both of MY knees, ankles, hands and feet hurt for the same reason.

Shithead, we really don't care, but we all know that a stern look from your ugly mug and a few words has poor women like Sweet Kathy remembering the last beating and so the mental aspect and sheer fear is sometimes worse than another slap.
BTW...save US all some $$, you and her take a few Advil. I can't believe how much you two are hurting so much, from a few days of a little physical labor moving garbage. What...oh yeah you haven't done any real work in many, many years. You lazy, freeloading bullshiter. You should be very ashamed.

[Jocko Johnson]

I've discussed this with Noory and he has NO problem with my promoting Art's new show, but as I have said in my video, we have been busy with moving stuff and a week of my not getting enough sleep because Kathy is staying with me now. She snores, moans in her sleep and kicks the bed a lot and when she does it makes it impossible for me to get to sleep.

I will be promoting Art in videos this weekend.


And speaking of Noory, here's the latest news on the new program front.



The final edited cuts are coming together great and we should have a ‘sizzle pilot’ to send out to the major networks and cable companies.
There is also a TV distribution company interested in selling the program direct to major markets.
So now the fun begins. Ill keep you informed and will get you the final version once its done.
Thanks again.

GN

Hey, fuckface, I thought you said... (many times over) you were done posting here? You are sooooo full of bullshit it can not be measured. Just go away!!!! You are a total joke, "sizzle pilot", STOP! WHAT AN IDIOT. YOU CLOWN ASS JOKE...PEOPLE LAUGH AT YOU NOT WITH YOU!!!!
What an ass you are.

[Jocko Johnson]

While I am going to see the ass't housing director on Monday to get an extension, WE need to finish cleaning in here or neither of us will have a place to live.
Bumper stickers can wait.


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How disgusting is it that your rats nest hovel   is so filithy it takes weeks or more, months even to clean and you have to be threathened with eviction to even lift you fat sausage fingered paws to clean it and then after a couple days wk you are totally incapacitated!!! You suck to no end! Ha ha hah!

BTW...we see that you DID have to check with your boss on doing anything for Art's  new show. Well don't worry as someone said your ten's of fans (I think that's way over estimated) they know you are a clown so don't worry about it...we got this, go take a nap, go out to dinner then a movie.

[Jocko Johnson]

I've discussed this with Noory and he has NO problem with my promoting Art's new show, but as I have said in my video, we have been busy with moving stuff and a week of my not getting enough sleep because Kathy is staying with me now. She snores, moans in her sleep and kicks the bed a lot and when she does it makes it impossible for me to get to sleep.

I will be promoting Art in videos this weekend.


And speaking of Noory, here's the latest news on the new program front.



The final edited cuts are coming together great and we should have a ‘sizzle pilot’ to send out to the major networks and cable companies.
There is also a TV distribution company interested in selling the program direct to major markets.
So now the fun begins. Ill keep you informed and will get you the final version once its done.
Thanks again.

GN

Hey, fuckface, I thought you said... (many times over) you were done posting here? You are sooooo full of bullshit it can not be measured. Just go away!!!! You are a total joke, "sizzle pilot", STOP! WHAT AN IDIOT. YOU CLOWN ASS JOKE...PEOPLE LAUGH AT YOU NOT WITH YOU!!!!
What an ass you are.

While I am going to see the ass't housing director on Monday to get an extension, WE need to finish cleaning in here or neither of us will have a place to live.
Bumper stickers can wait.

How disgusting is it that your rats nest hovel   is so filithy it takes weeks or more, months even to clean and you have to be threathened with eviction to even lift you fat sausage fingered paws to clean it and then after a couple days wk you are totally incapacitated!!! You suck to no end! Ha ha hah!

BTW...we see that you DID have to check with your boss on doing anything for Art's  new show. Well don't worry as someone said your 's, (I think that's way over estimated) they know you are a clown so don't worry about it...we got this, go take a nap, go out to dinner then a movie.

Silly goose, the Big Guy during the last month has also been busy doing laundry, dishes, designing Tee shirts, helping Kathy move and taking her out to see three new movies.
With his and Kathy's busy schedules, hope that social services approves their request for a cleaning assistant, so they can spend more time making entertaining and profitable videos!

And don't forget, making "must see TV" with dave!

[Yorkshire pud]

Hey, fuckface, I thought you said... <snip>

I wish you'd get off the fence and say what you really mean bud.

[Jocko Johnson]

Senda is a Davebot.  Dave bought Senda's fat, lazy ass for a pair of glasses and a $250 payment for a Skype contribution that will never see the light of day.  Even if Senda liked Art he wouldn't do anything for him or anyone else.  Senda expects and demands that people serve him.  Send him money.  Clean his apartment.

Senda will end his days collecting the rewards of a squandered life.  He'll end it lying in bed in a nursing home somewhere.  No one will come to visit.  Three times a day someone will come into his room and leave food for him.  They'll clean him up and change his clothes and bedding.  He'll roar at the employees.  They'll ignore him.  When he tries to hit one of them they'll put him on haldol and Senda will be silenced.  Eventually someone will come into his room and find him "unresponsive."  His carcass will be hauled out on a gurney and the taxpayers will bury him. He will not rise in three days.

WOW!!! There is your future fat boy. I don't know if you can change it but maybe you should make an attempt.

[Jocko Johnson]

Senda is a Davebot.  Dave bought Senda's fat, lazy ass for a pair of glasses and a $250 payment for a Skype contribution that will never see the light of day.  Even if Senda liked Art he wouldn't do anything for him or anyone else.  Senda expects and demands that people serve him.  Send him money.  Clean his apartment.

Senda will end his days collecting the rewards of a squandered life.  He'll end it lying in bed in a nursing home somewhere.  No one will come to visit.  Three times a day someone will come into his room and leave food for him.  They'll clean him up and change his clothes and bedding.  He'll roar at the employees.  They'll ignore him.  When he tries to 

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

OH DAMN!!!!!!

These gif's crack me up, they are 100% better than the drivel shit for brains and dave make!!

[Jocko Johnson]

Too funny, you guys are killing me!!!

[Jocko Johnson]

Or maybe someone from S.S. will look into his case and see he is just faking his disability? He will lose everything and maybe do jail time with a huge fine!!! They might even go after Dave for paying him under the table and call the IRS to go over Daves taxes for the last 7 years?

No kidding...who would ever report these cheating slimebags? No one here...?

[Jocko Johnson]

Or maybe someone from S.S. will look into his case and see he is just faking his disability? He will lose everything and maybe do jail time with a huge fine!!! They might even go after Dave for paying him under the table and call the IRS to go over Daves taxes for the last 7 years?

No kidding...who would ever report these cheating slimebags? No one here...?

I know of at least two all-you-can-eat buffet  places in Fremont (an hour's drive south of his hovel) that Falkie and his girlfriend put out of business. 

A couple of years ago he lamented that every time he and Kathy found a "good" Chinese buffet place, that it closed not long after.  He couldn't see the connection.

One woman took him and Kathy out to dinner at one of these places with the intention of teaching him portion control.  She said that they ate like hogs and spent the entire meal arguing and hitting each other.

https://youtu.be/NgG0mnp8uAo

Hey mister...yes you...you go home now!!!

[area51drone]

Man this thread just keeps on truckin'  ... anyone care to wager bets on when it will hit 1000 pages?

[paladin1991]

Falkie has lost four subscribers in the last few days. What's happening to the brand?

The Brand?
It's winding down, folks.  It's winding down.

[Yorkshire pud]

No kidding...who would ever report these cheating slimebags? No one here...?

Senda doesn't care. He's so far up his own ass that anyone who so much as hints at criticising him or (and I say this advisedly) his 'lifestyle', official or not, will be met with the accusation of being an idiot. No matter that they're doing their job (such as the 'idiot' who revoked his driving licence due to whatever it was, I think his failing eyesight), no matter that they see it everyday and get the same shit excuses for being dirty hovel swilling lazy fucks. No; as far as Senda is concerned (and only he remember), they're idiots. Oh boy is he in for a surprise!

[Jocko Johnson]

I wish you'd get off the fence and say what you really mean bud.

Sorry YP...been taught all my life to be truthful and this is somewhat fun. Bulkie is so predictable.  It's  almost like hunting pest, you know like rats? You set a trap bait it, wait and you just know they can't help it and try for the cheese, but still get caught!!

[paladin1991]

Senda doesn't care. He's so far up his own ass that anyone who so much as hints at criticising him or (and I say this advisedly) his 'lifestyle', official or not, will be met with the accusation of being an idiot. No matter that they're doing their job (such as the 'idiot' who revoked his driving licence due to whatever it was, I think his failing eyesight), no matter that they see it everyday and get the same shit excuses for being dirty hovel swilling lazy fucks. No; as far as Senda is concerned (and only he remember), they're idiots. Oh boy is he in for a surprise!

I sure wish that I could communicate with Sendamemoney.  He has me blocked.  I've tried to PM him help but...blocked.  This Porkie Dorkie needs my help.  And I have tried to motivate him.  But he will not listen.  I have worked with others to build him up.  But he will not accept that help.  I have tried to anger him into PT.  But he has no balls.  It seems that I have done everything I can do except come over and slap him around and drag him into a semblance of a life. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Sorry YP...been taught all my life to be truthful and this is somewhat fun. Bulkie is so predictable.  It's  almost like hunting pest, you know like rats? You set a trap bait it, wait and you just know they can't help it and try for the cheese, but still get caught!!

The tragedy is everyone knew (but Senda) that Noory was setting him for not so much a fall, but the crashing down several fights of steps and hitting every one. I have to admire Noory and Tommy on that, they caught the two faced twat and made him dance.