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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

Should this thread be removed from the forum?

Yes
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No
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Total Members Voted: 1936




Dateline

Has anyone seen flies leaving the apartment?

Quote from: Dateline on July 08, 2015, 12:43:15 PM
Has anyone seen flies leaving the apartment?

That probably wouldn't mean anything unusual.


MV/Liberace!

has the "gooey from putzburgh" forsaken us?

When was Falkie planning to leave for Sack o' Mentoes?

Roswells, Art

Quote from: MV on July 08, 2015, 01:23:44 PM
has the "gooey from putzburgh" forsaken us?

I think George Noory just saved us a cool $1000.

Who

Falkie fell asleep on the beach and 200 Greenpeace volunteers dragged him back into the ocean.




chefist

Quote from: themudking on December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM
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Where it all began...MK started it, who will finish it? I'm starting from the beginning...with a bottle of Bulliet...see you on the other side!

Quote from: MV on July 08, 2015, 01:23:44 PM
has the "gooey from putzburgh" forsaken us?

No, his account was active today.


SredniVashtar

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on July 08, 2015, 02:42:31 PM
No, his account was active today.



It is a weird feeling, like we are playing around in his house while he is out. I'd suggest something piss on his sofa, but I don't suppose he could tell the difference.

karios8

He needs written (emailed) approval from the "TV show's producers" to post here, or anywhere, now. He isn't allowed to discuss arts new show in any capacity nor is he allowed to be critical of Dave. Each post/video needs to be pre-approved  and he was cautioned about about shaking the tree too often as he could ruffle the wrong feathers and be dropped altogether.

In the hopes of making it big, he lost his voice, hobby and the means of providing himself with a very nominal source of supplemental income.

bateman

Quote from: karios8 on July 08, 2015, 03:12:58 PM
He needs written (emailed) approval from the "TV show's producers" to post here, or anywhere, now. He isn't allowed to discuss arts new show in any capacity nor is he allowed to be critical of Dave. Each post/video needs to be pre-approved  and he was cautioned about about shaking the tree too often as he could ruffle the wrong feathers and be dropped altogether.

In the hopes of making it big, he lost his voice, hobby and the means of providing himself with a very nominal source of supplemental income.

Are you being serious or just speculating? Because that's hilarious if true. Dave wins again.

Jocko Johnson

Well his acct may be active since like some he just stays signed in. If anyone knows where the bulk meister lives, (PB?) they could call the local police, he's mentioned the Martinez PD, to stroll over there and do a "welfare check." Not the $$ welfare but the...' hey are you alive in there' type, cops do this kind of thing all the time. I am sure they are familiar with him, and if they see that rat's nest he lives in, they maybe able to get him some assistance.
Bottom line, we'll know if the whale is still using his blowhole!

Quote from: karios8 on July 08, 2015, 03:12:58 PM
He needs written (emailed) approval from the "TV show's producers" to post here, or anywhere, now. He isn't allowed to discuss arts new show in any capacity nor is he allowed to be critical of Dave. Each post/video needs to be pre-approved  and he was cautioned about about shaking the tree too often as he could ruffle the wrong feathers and be dropped altogether.

In the hopes of making it big, he lost his voice, hobby and the means of providing himself with a very nominal source of supplemental income.

Say what you will about Noory, but that is some fine piece of political jujitsu he just used on Falkie.  Jorch used Falkie's vanity, stupidity, and utter lack of character to snip his balls off at the root.  And the price was less than a trip to the vet. 


Quote from: karios8 on July 08, 2015, 03:12:58 PM
He needs written (emailed) approval from the "TV show's producers" to post here, or anywhere, now. He isn't allowed to discuss arts new show in any capacity nor is he allowed to be critical of Dave. Each post/video needs to be pre-approved  and he was cautioned about about shaking the tree too often as he could ruffle the wrong feathers and be dropped altogether.

In the hopes of making it big, he lost his voice, hobby and the means of providing himself with a very nominal source of supplemental income.

If his posts become Dave-speech retorts such as 'get a life looser' and 'your pond scum', we'll know for sure

SredniVashtar

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on July 08, 2015, 03:17:29 PM
Say what you will about Noory, but that is some fine piece of political jujitsu he just used on Falkie.  He used his vanity, stupidity, and utter lack of character against him, and it cost less than a used iPad to thoroughly neuter him.





Well, a couple of bricks could get the job done for even less.

Jocko Johnson

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on July 08, 2015, 03:17:29 PM
Say what you will about Noory, but that is some fine piece of political jujitsu he just used on Falkie.  He used his vanity, stupidity, and utter lack of character against him, and it cost less than a used iPad to thoroughly neuter him.


Not to difficult a play by a greasey guy like the storrge. He ID'ed the fat man's weakest points and for a couple bucks and a little BS attacked them and just sat back and waited. Many of us predicted this...child's play.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 08, 2015, 03:19:50 PM
Well, a couple of bricks could get the job done for even less.

Certainly, but then Jorch wouldn't have the pleasure of making Falkie his bottom bitch, and having everyone on Bellgab know it.

onan

Finally a reason to like Dave.

bateman

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on July 08, 2015, 03:17:14 PM
Well his acct may be active since like some he just stays signed in. If anyone knows where the bulk meister lives, (PB?) they could call the local police, he's mentioned the Martinez PD, to stroll over there and do a "welfare check." Not the $$ welfare but the...' hey are you alive in there' type, cops do this kind of thing all the time. I am sure they are familiar with him, and if they see that rat's nest he lives in, they maybe able to get him some assistance.
Bottom line, we'll know if the whale is still using his blowhole!


Quote from: Jocko Johnson on July 08, 2015, 03:17:14 PM
Well his acct may be active since like some he just stays signed in. If anyone knows where the bulk meister lives, (PB?) they could call the local police, he's mentioned the Martinez PD, to stroll over there and do a "welfare check." Not the $$ welfare but the...' hey are you alive in there' type, cops do this kind of thing all the time. I am sure they are familiar with him, and if they see that rat's nest he lives in, they maybe able to get him some assistance.
Bottom line, we'll know if the whale is still using his blowhole!

I think a person has to sign in to get their PMs.

By the way, anyone can call the Martinez authorities if they are concerned.  I personally think he's fine and just taking a break

SredniVashtar

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on July 08, 2015, 03:22:14 PM
Certainly, but then Jorch wouldn't have the pleasure of making Falkie his bottom bitch, and having everyone on Bellgab know it.

Must you really plant that image in my head? Therapy costs money, ya know!

Jocko Johnson

Don't worry, I truly believe that the REAL big guy, way upstairs, keeps the acctounts and dave eventually will get his bill. Come 20 July is the beginning of the end for snorge. It could be a quick and firey fall or a slow burn out. Either way...and he knows it, his time in the sun is over...long live the King Art Bell!!!
GNS

Jocko Johnson

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 08, 2015, 03:24:55 PM
Must you really plant that image in my head? Therapy costs money, ya know!
You could always start an on line mooching acct like flackie?

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on July 08, 2015, 03:17:14 PM
If anyone knows where the bulk meister lives, (PB?) they could call the local police, he's mentioned the Martinez PD, to stroll over there and do a "welfare check." Not the $$ welfare but the...' hey are you alive in there' type, cops do this kind of thing all the time. I am sure they are familiar with him, and if they see that rat's nest he lives in, they maybe able to get him some assistance.

I know where he lives.  But I ain't going to call the PD for a welfare check.  There's really no need, because he signed in today, which means he's alive (and that God hates Bellgab).  But more importantly, if the cops get a peek at his pigsty, they're obligated to report it to the local fire department.  I'm not Daggit; I don't fancy Falkie living on the street and blowing the night manager of Carl's Jr. for meals.  Right now he's been muzzled, or so it seems, and if so that's the happiest ever after I could ask for.

Chine

Quote from: bateman on July 08, 2015, 03:23:26 PM


One of my favorite films. Was watching it again last week. I can't eat spaghetti without thinking of that scene.

Quote from: karios8 on July 08, 2015, 03:12:58 PM
He needs written (emailed) approval from the "TV show's producers" to post here, or anywhere, now. He isn't allowed to discuss arts new show in any capacity nor is he allowed to be critical of Dave. Each post/video needs to be pre-approved  and he was cautioned about about shaking the tree too often as he could ruffle the wrong feathers and be dropped altogether.

In the hopes of making it big, he lost his voice, hobby and the means of providing himself with a very nominal source of supplemental income.

Talk about your reversal of fortune.  A week ago, I was lurking and reading Falkie's bullshit lies and couldn't do anything about it.

I guess now I can say anything I want, and Falkie will just have to read it and take it right up the tailpipe.

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