The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

[Who]

I think G.S. has left the building...

Senda is busy the next few days.  He's visiting emergency rooms in the San Francisco area taking a census of the "non-caucasians" he finds there.  Senda really hates it when he goes to the ER for his free medical care and finds "non-caucasians" there looking for free medical care.  Imagine.  Some "non-caucasian" mother actually has the nerve to seek medical attention for her child - in Senda's ER.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

So he and Kathy have been running around like chickens with their heads cut off going from church to church in search of free food.

Oh, I remember that.  He was complaining on Redbook that he and Kathy were turned away the second time they went to the church to mooch a food handout.  Something about the church wanting to give the donated food to people who arehungry, or something.  He was asking if anyone skinny would mind going there and picking up a handout on his behalf.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

No one wants to see Falkie evicted or dead.

Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves here.  It's one less person on welfare, did you consider that?

Of course, I am only kidding.  But I WOULD like him to endure a lifetime of tables with uneven legs, a Comcast monopoly in the area where he lives, and the polite scorn of a Canadian.

[SredniVashtar]

Of course, I am only kidding.  But I WOULD like him to endure a lifetime of tables with uneven legs, a Comcast monopoly in the area where he lives, and the polite scorn of a Canadian.

Well said. With perhaps a mild but persistent case of embarrassing itching?

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

[Mind Flayer Monk]

The Falkie thread has more views than the George Knapp thread and is closing in on the Ian Punnet thread (445k).

[paladin1991]

Not even going to.....

"Mayo!  Mayo!  Mayo!  More Mayo, dammit!  The friction is killllllingmeeeeee!

I did it after all.  I just couldn't help myself folks.

[paladin1991]

Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves here.  It's one less person on welfare, did you consider that?

Of course, I am only kidding.  But I WOULD like him to endure a lifetime of tables with uneven legs, a Comcast monopoly in the area where he lives, and the polite scorn of a Canadian.

Can we throw in the tiredly put upon umbrage of Yorkshire Pud?  He wouldn't give it too much either, typical British understatement of everything which puts such great emphasis on whatever they are emoting. 

[paladin1991]

"I'm in the griftage!  I'm in the griftage! We've got a lot of Apple shit to buy and I'm in the griftage.  Can't buy the shit I need to make me money without your money, honey!"

[b_dubb]

LOL @ Somewhere in Grime

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Somewhere in Grime with George Senda.  In this episode from October 23, 2013, Senda rants about an e-mail he received from George Noory telling him to clean up his apartment.  Senda's excuses?  Bad knee.  Broken glasses.  He can't clean the living room until he gets a "really big check" to take care of the dirty laundry piled up in the bedroom.   He and Kathy bought a Prius and the evil bastard who sold it to them required them to pay money for it, leaving them broke.  So he and Kathy have been running around like chickens with their heads cut off going from church to church in search of free food.  Running around like a headless chicken is time consuming and leaves no time for cleaning one's habitat.   It's mom's fault.  She used to buy him a lot of clothes, completely filling up one room.  You know what really bugs Senda?  He hates it when people complain about your apartment, house, garage, patio or lawn but don't offer to help you clean it. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70zUwrBFUBo

tl;dr -- WTF, Noory, do you really expect me to keep my place clean?

[Yorkshire pud]

Not even going to.....

"Mayo!  Mayo!  Mayo!  More Mayo, dammit!  The friction is killllllingmeeeeee!

I did it after all.  I just couldn't help myself folks.

You just have to take it too far don't you?

Reported..to Senda.

[Yorkshire pud]

Can we throw in the tiredly put upon umbrage of Yorkshire Pud?  He wouldn't give it too much either, typical British understatement of everything which puts such great emphasis on whatever they are emoting.

Understatement?? I'll give you bleeding understatement. Has anyone thought that Patty might have got frisky with him and pulled his dried mayo encrusted member once too many times and broken it off? And as we're discussing his ongoing humiliation from Noory (who I think should be admired for pulling such an unforeseen blinder (to Senda)), he's lying in his own sweat, shit, blood and mayo wondering which tee shirt to order.

[paladin1991]

Understatement?? I'll give you bleeding understatement. Has anyone thought that Patty might have got frisky with him and pulled his dried mayo encrusted member once too many times and broken it off? And as we're discussing his ongoing humiliation from Noory (who I think should be admired for pulling such an unforeseen blinder (to Senda)), he's lying in his own sweat, shit, blood and mayo wondering which tee shirt to order.

Perhaps he is lying there with a wee bit of regret for all the bridges he has burnt?
https://youtu.be/ReUaQlsZZ5I

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Understatement?? I'll give you bleeding understatement. Has anyone thought that Patty might have got frisky with him and pulled his dried mayo encrusted member once too many times and broken it off? And as we're discussing his ongoing humiliation from Noory (who I think should be admired for pulling such an unforeseen blinder (to Senda)), he's lying in his own sweat, shit, blood and mayo wondering which tee shirt to order.

Oh, I wish you Brits would just come out and say what you mean.  The subtle nuances always go over my head.

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh, I wish you Brits would just come out and say what you mean.  The subtle nuances always go over my head.

Well okay; Maybe it was a threesome (or ménage à trois if you're in Quebec) that just went too far...Imagine if you will (toilet bowl in line of sight? Sure?) three finely chiseled specimens of humanity; one, a hunk, a veritable stud who no female can deny, his very bloated and sweaty bulk is (to use the vernacular) 'fanny magnet'. Kathy; well what hasn't been said before? Tits that hang in a provocative waist level pendulous state, resembling two, half empty flour sacks. Patty, cannot possible be blamed that she lets her animal lust get out of hand after being presented with that maelstrom of sexual electricity? Yes, I think it simply got out of hand, and well, Senda's penis is now in a jam jar, steeped in malt vinegar.

[littlechris]

All Falkie needs in this gif, is Dave's dick in his mouth.

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[Dr Who]

Well there you go.How are you Falkie?

[Roswells, Art]

Well okay; Maybe it was a threesome (or ménage à trois if you're in Quebec) that just went too far...Imagine if you will (toilet bowl in line of sight? Sure?) three finely chiseled specimens of humanity; one, a hunk, a veritable stud who no female can deny, his very bloated and sweaty bulk is (to use the vernacular) 'fanny magnet'. Kathy; well what hasn't been said before? Tits that hang in a provocative waist level pendulous state, resembling two, half empty flour sacks. Patty, cannot possible be blamed that she lets her animal lust get out of hand after being presented with that maelstrom of sexual electricity? Yes, I think it simply got out of hand, and well, Senda's penis is now in a jam jar, steeped in malt vinegar.

Do you people mind?! I was planning on eating sometime in the future.

[paladin1991]

Do you people mind?! I was planning on eating sometime in the future.

Were you going to have a penis butter and jelly sandwich?

[sam]

Can anyone give me a TL;DR recap of what this thread is?

[Jocko Johnson]

Still no word from the flackmeister?
Can anyone imagine just what that silver tongued devil dave must have promised sendamoney to have him completely shut up and shut down!?
Here's a guy who has to tell all everything even though it gives countless, "haters" unlimited ammo to attack him!  Man, that dave must have told him that if he was a good boy, he would give bulkie a permanent guest host job on c2c and, "when it's time for me to move alone I will give you the show like Art gave it to me, because you flack...get it!"

This can be the only explaination, unless someone, somehow has forced flackie to take some very serious psychotropic pharmaceuticals?

[onan]

Can anyone give me a TL;DR recap of what this thread is?

Depraved indifference, unrealistic/delusional goals, box fans, different ways to elicit sympathy/money, support in the belief it will help, stern criticisms in the belief it will help, an unwavering belief in youtube and monetized views.

[sam]

Depraved indifference, unrealistic/delusional goals, box fans, different ways to elicit sympathy/money, support in the belief it will help, stern criticisms in the belief it will help, an unwavering belief in youtube and monetized views.

oh, ok.

[Jocko Johnson]

Oh, I remember that.  He was complaining on Redbook that he and Kathy were turned away the second time they went to the church to mooch a food handout.  Something about the church wanting to give the donated food to people who arehungry, or something.  He was asking if anyone skinny would mind going there and picking up a handout on his behalf.

please send us a link where these statements can be found, as well as the comments the ho's made about him being s problem. Was that from you? I have made a couple of preliminary searches but couldn't find much. With his absence I need my fix of funny.

[onan]

oh, ok.

Sorry, not meant to be sarcastic, well maybe a little, this thread is not going to be defined with a paragraph or two. The subject of the thread is a man that has offered more information about himself that is wise or warranted. Most of the members that post here have aligned to one side or the other on what is a better approach for Falkie. At times it is for nothing but fun, other times it is a virtual boxing match. Sort of like menudo, either you like it or you don't.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Do you people mind?! I was planning on eating sometime in the future.

[Jocko Johnson]

Oh, I remember that.  He was complaining on Redbook that he and Kathy were turned away the second time they went to the church to mooch a food handout.  Something about the church wanting to give the donated food to people who arehungry, or something.  He was asking if anyone skinny would mind going there and picking up a handout on his behalf.

please send us a link where these statements can be found, as well as the comments the ho's made about him being s problem. Was that from you? I have made a couple of preliminary searches but couldn't find much. With his absence I need my fix of funny.

Understatement?? I'll give you bleeding understatement. Has anyone thought that Patty might have got frisky with him and pulled his dried mayo encrusted member once too many times and broken it off? And as we're discussing his ongoing humiliation from Noory (who I think should be admired for pulling such an unforeseen blinder (to Senda)), he's lying in his own sweat, shit, blood and mayo wondering which tee shirt to order.

I believe I mentioned something to this effect as a possible scenario, as well as a couple others in a few previous posts.

Like when a celebrity or politician gets sick or is off the world's stage and the big news/media outlets begin preparing their obit...do we need to start that??? Someone want to do it, so we can bury...ah maybe a poor choice of words, but get ready for the end of this thread as it seems flackie is no more...

[Jocko Johnson]

Don't  forget the flithy, flea ridden, shit and piss filled, stench and dirt of the rats nest of a hovel...flackie so tenderly calls home. And that amazing Lexus he and sweet kathy own and sort of drive around here and there whenever he can obtain a loan from a "money lender" for the gas and toll money.