The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[paladin1991]

What is the fun of doing that ? I don't see it.
I was asked to call in. Not to be made an object of derision.
I would not do that to any of you.
And it has nothing to do with being " wound up " whatever that is supposed to mean.
I hung up because the first time I called I got someone's answering machine, the second time no one answered when the do it yourself auto stuff happened and the third time the stupidity started again.
Little kids pull crap like this.
Not adults.
Except the little kids you have with you on the Gabcast.

Huh.  I got through with no problem.  Well, except for the 4 double martinis I had consumed.  Wait.  Nope.  That actually wasn't a problem at all, now that I think about it.

[chefist]

Thanks Octy, that was an interesting read.

That was interesting! I was in the St Louis area in the 90's and remember the "Nighthawk" show, but always listened to Art...interesting the mentioned "online detractors" and the term "Snoory". LOL

[paladin1991]

falkie... nobody was disrespecting you.  eddie was just having a little fun and you totally blew it out of proportion.  i can't speak for anyone, but i think your appearance was an anticipated part of the show tonight and you blew it.

I concur.  I think that's one of the things that I commented on.  Wondering if I had missed your call.  I was listening to 'cast and making dinner for the fam and swilling martinis. 

[feerles1]

What's that website again?

https://georgesenda.wordpress.com/tag/george-senda/

[MV/Liberace!]

Yeah right, you showed just that in your "podcast" attempt way back. Your caller was of course arranged and still you yelled at him and told him to STFU, because you read more books on paranormal than him. It was so bad you removed that upload in the end. Hmmm... or was it because you farted very audibly during the recording? I don't remember anymore...

Oh yeah, I remember that.

[paladin1991]

No problem. It was well done, but Noory is not interesting enough for such introspection.
The writer does acknowledge Noory's inattentiveness, so that is not any new thing.
I don't believe George had a paranormal experience.

Yeah, I got that in the way it was written not just what was written.  And Tommy, ever present Tommy.    Thanks again.

[paladin1991]

https://georgesenda.wordpress.com/tag/george-senda/

Oh. Thanks.  That's some funny stuff.  Can't be too thin skinned around LC.

[Dateline]

My three cents, Falkie should give  his missions code names.  This Santa Cruz experience is Code Name Cupcake, in honor of the Norry's side kick, the big guy, Cupcake.

[paladin1991]

My three cents, Falkie should give  his missions code names.  This Santa Cruz experience is Code Name Cupcake, in honor of the Norry's side kick, the big guy, Cupcake.

Oh, crap.  Danheiser as 'A Guy called Cupcake.'  That's funny.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Yeah right, you showed just that in your "podcast" attempt way back. Your caller was of course arranged and still you yelled at him and told him to STFU, because you read more books on paranormal than him. It was so bad you removed that upload in the end. Hmmm... or was it because you farted very audibly during the recording? I don't remember anymore...

It's all part of his brand! A loud, obnoxious oaf that has terrible gas.

[Yorkshire pud]

It's all part of his brand! A loud, obnoxious oaf that has terrible gas.

Perhaps he should change tack, and forget any dreams of interviewing late night talk show hosts (past and present)...As he's so adept at it himself, Senda should consider taking whichever camera/mic upgrade he has this week, and stop people in the street and ask deeply personal and/or inconsequential questions.

E.G.

"Hi, this is the guy from Pittsburgh (TM) and I'm going to ask this gentleman about his bathroom habits and maybe get onto his bank balance, ingoings and outgoings"....

I pad pans to the floor and ceiling with audible background voices of "Hey, you, yeah YOU!"

A guy shopping with his family spins around and glares Senda in the face, his two children hide behind him and his wife, shocked at the hobbling bloated turd waddling towards them, bellowing incoherently.

"Hey Mister, I'm the guy from Pittsburgh (TM), you've probably heard of me. I own a major podcasting enterprise that has a professional approach to....Wait a moment please... (pause to emit a loud and smelly fart)...That's better. Erm, wait a moment can you, I need to check something...

"Hey Moron, have I followed through?


A distressed Kathy looks in disgust at the growing stain on the back of Senda's checked shorts.. But says nothing..

"Anyway, Mister, can I ask you how much money you usually beg off complete strangers each day?

"I beg your pardon? Asks the puzzled man, his wife making gestures to leave as soon as possible "Cmon, we're going, she whispers"

"So, you're a fucking pond life moron eh? Asks Senda...raising his voice to sound as if it will carry more gravitas.

The swing was seen by Senda, going back to the owner, who looked in distaste at the unconscious turd littering the floor. He grabbed his kids and wife and left the scene...

Kathy looks down and tries to make soothing noises and picks up the very broken taped up glasses...

"Sorry, maybe I should start with a soft question....Do you hate me or something?"

[Open Lines Gerry]

No no no no no no!  You're doing it  wrong.  You are supposed to channel Michael Coerleone.  Not Fredo.

This is one of the Paladin gems that I was referring to last night - got a good laugh out of this one.

[MV/Liberace!]

This is one of the Paladin gems that I was referring to last night - got a good laugh out of this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X9E9n6GHC8

[Centurion40]

There's nobody I've ever wanted to stone more than the Falkie. Just to give back and make things right with the universe.

It is my opinion that, in order to make things right with the universe, you and Falkie need to take a road trip together; just the two of you.

Pick up a VW (any make or model) in Las Vegas, get beer.  Lots of beer, at least 4% alcohol per volume.  Then drive to Pahrump for peyote, fireworks and weed; the Universe (via the Paiute) will provide.  Drive by Bell's place, and toast him with a beer.  Do not get out of the VW, Bell might call the authorities- especially if he reads this and knows who is parked outside of his place drinking beer.  A brothel visit is optional, but might help to clear one's head before the longest leg of the drive.

Smoke all you want and drive to Barstow.  Take the peyote in Barstow and get more weed (beer too, if you need it).  Drive to Joshua Tree.  Park.  Light off the fireworks. Sing/hum Crystal Gayle's "Midnight in the Desert".

The Universe will be appeased so long as no one urinates on a living tree.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Paperboy, send me an address or a way I can hand deliver your signed cartoon...

Check your PMs

[3OctaveFart]

Yes, that's pretty incredible the guy picked this up in a couple of nights of watching him in the studio..

It was obvious George couldn't hold a train of thought when Falkie was talking to him.
For a guy paid to be a "listener" this is an awful trait to carry.

[Yorkshire pud]

It was obvious George couldn't hold a train of thought when Falkie was talking to him.
For a guy paid to be a "listener" this is an awful trait to carry.

Maybe Senda picked up some tips? He's certainly got the disregarding anything he doesn't agree with to a fine art..oh, and well intended advice....and helpful tips.. Such as not posting each and every detail of his squalid life then moan when it's referred to.. You and Drone still haven't taken him to one side on that have you?

[coaster]

It's all part of his brand! A loud, obnoxious oaf that has terrible gas.

this thread is nothing but a long drawn out fart.

[paladin1991]

It was obvious George couldn't hold a train of thought when Falkie was talking to him.
For a guy paid to be a "listener" this is an awful trait to carry.

Sweetie Pie, did you eat the Octave?  Are are you mocking the Octave?

[Yorkshire pud]

Sweetie Pie, did you eat the Octave?  Are are you mocking the Octave?

I saw what you did there..

[3OctaveFart]

Maybe Senda picked up some tips? He's certainly got the disregarding anything he doesn't agree with to a fine art..oh, and well intended advice....and helpful tips.. Such as not posting each and every detail of his squalid life then moan when it's referred to.. You and Drone still haven't taken him to one side on that have you?

When did I become Falkie's keeper?

[3OctaveFart]

Sweetie Pie, did you eat the Octave?  Are are you mocking the Octave?

My puerile handle was undermining hard work on the Falkie thread.
I want to be taken seriously so George thinks I'm a good poster, too.

[Yorkshire pud]

When did I become Falkie's keeper?

You're right...Requisition 'apologist' to your new name.

[chefist]

This is one of the Paladin gems that I was referring to last night - got a good laugh out of this one.

Didn't Saul say that on BB to Walt?

[paladin1991]

My puerile handle was undermining hard work on the Falkie thread.
I want to be taken seriously so George thinks I'm a good poster, too.

Well, I understand.  But, I don't agree with the need to be a 'good poster' in Snoory's opinion. 

[3OctaveFart]

You're right...Requisition 'apologist' to your new name.

I already said the unlawful driving was repulsive.
Dunno how many times we have to go through this.
Take it up with Senda.

[Yorkshire pud]

I already said the unlawful driving was repulsive.
Dunno how many times we have to go through this.
Take it up with Senda.

I didn't bring the driving up; you did..

[3OctaveFart]

Well, it is an outrage. There's no way around it. I think of my old mother out there on the roads with people who don't have licenses or insurance and it makes my blood curdle. I have to be honest.

[chefist]

...hmmm

[aldousburbank]

It is my opinion that, in order to make things right with the universe, you and Falkie need to take a road trip together; just the two of you.

Pick up a VW (any make or model) in Las Vegas, get beer.  Lots of beer, at least 4% alcohol per volume.  Then drive to Pahrump for peyote, fireworks and weed; the Universe (via the Paiute) will provide.  Drive by Bell's place, and toast him with a beer.  Do not get out of the VW, Bell might call the authorities- especially if he reads this and knows who is parked outside of his place drinking beer.  A brothel visit is optional, but might help to clear one's head before the longest leg of the drive.

Smoke all you want and drive to Barstow.  Take the peyote in Barstow and get more weed (beer too, if you need it).  Drive to Joshua Tree.  Park.  Light off the fireworks. Sing/hum Crystal Gayle's "Midnight in the Desert".

The Universe will be appeased so long as no one urinates on a living tree.

I pretty much did that exact thing about three weeks ago, but with a non Falkie companion. Good times.