The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[area51drone]

could you go and post the actual # of listeners each episode has had in the past ?

My kid got a cold and passed it to me.  Any of you with young children understand what I'm talking about.    Sorry, I can't tell you exactly how many listeners we even had on this latest episode because my djpod subscription just ran out a few hours ago!  After I re-upped it though, I think we had about 60-70 more listens than previously, so that might give some kind of indication to how many people listened to the latest episode.   People have to remember that we're not seriously trying to promote it or anything, just posting it here in this thread an in the podcast thread.   Personally, I think that's not too terrible for a shitty show we just put together now and then that only bellgabbers who care about Falkie hear.   If anyone want to try to listen to it before they pull down the show (since my subscription ran out), you can still currently listen at http://www.djpod.com/THECATBOX    After we record the next episode, we'll change the host to something that's free and permanent.

[area51drone]

Let me quote you Falkie - "It's a joke, get over it". Actually I could go back to one post by Drone when he jokes that he is a single listener because you are too dumb to figure out how to download the file.

Falkie and I joke all the time about his computer skills.   And that was in reference to someone bashing The Catbox, by the way.  Make sure you include the context.  I can take criticism and laugh at myself.

[ONeill]

Falkie and I joke all the time about his computer skills.   And that was in reference to someone bashing The Catbox, by the way.  Make sure you include the context.  I can take criticism and laugh at myself.

I said it was a joke.

[area51drone]

I said it was a joke. 

I didn't say you didn't, I said the context of why I said I was the only listener was important.   Whatever though, who really cares.   I need to get some rest.   'Night all.

[Falkie2013]

We plan on it, believe me.   And it's more than 3 listeners, by the way.. including people who say they don't/won't listen.   But undoubtedly MV will ask different questions, and probably better ones than I will.   MV is a bright guy, I respect him.   Even though I have talked with Falkie for hours  since the Noory interview, I would still really like to hear MV's interactions with Falkie.

Ain't going to happen. I have apologized to people for my mistakes but can't get one in a return for what IS meanness ?
Drone is right and it's not about a pity party or any other bs.
With the exception of Jazmunda, the others on there have NO respect for either me or Drone and show it in posts and on Gabcast.
I know it's NOT Falkiecast, but it turns into it when I am on as Drone has pointed out.
And I KNOW our podcast had more than 3 listeners because Drone told me how many people listened to it at the time.
Abuse by people to people on this board is acceptable to people and it shouldn't be.
The same goes for a podcast that a relative few listen to and that many have probably never heard of.
And where the guests think it's funny to prank a caller just to amuse themselves and to hell with the other people who MIGHT have wanted to hear what I had to say.
There are hundreds of podcasts out there and I dare so few have heard of Gabcast.
I could be wrong but I don't  think so.
It's just like many have never heard of Noory either.

[nooryisawesome]

Falkie and I joke all the time about his computer skills.   And that was in reference to someone bashing The Catbox, by the way.  Make sure you include the context.  I can take criticism and laugh at myself.

The catbox is indeed complete shit.

[jazmunda]

With the exception of Jazmunda, the others on there have NO respect for either me or Drone and show it in posts and on Gabcast.

I am certainly not innocent when it comes to some Falkie "bashing" on the GabCast. Most of it is in jest because who am I to judge anyone. I take the piss out of MV and the other hosts as well as myself. That's what we do on the show. I've taken a lot of shit for my "role" in the demise of Dark Matter and I just take it on the chin and certainly don't take it seriously.

As to tonight's show, eddie really was just playing a harmless prank and I don't think he needs to apologise for that. He's a great guy and I have a lot of respect for him. I really think you went a little too far in hanging up on him. You have received far worse on this thread in the past few days. For what it's worth I think you would have gotten a fair "hearing" to tell your story. People can say what they want about you, whether right or wrong or somewhere inbetween, but you got to be in the same room as Tom Danheiser. I would never let my woman be in the same room with a stud like that. (I had to use that "joke" here as my opportunity to use it on the show was ripped away from me. back to the drawing board and I won't give up my day job). I think you could have handled yourself with onan because like I said you've taken the hits for a long time on this thread. (redacted) is another matter. She would have wiped the floor with you and I would have taken you to task for your treatment of the women of Bellgab. Just saying. Too soon?

Anyway it's not for me to tell anyone what to do or how to behave. I'm not perfect.

By the way, who smelled worse? Tommy or George?

My money's on Tommy but I don't think Noory smells like roses either.

[Falkie2013]

I am certainly not innocent when it comes to some Falkie "bashing" on the GabCast. Most of it is in jest because who am I to judge anyone. I take the piss out of MV and the other hosts as well as myself. That's what we do on the show. I've taken a lot of shit for my "role" in the demise of Dark Matter and I just take it on the chin and certainly don't take it seriously.

As to tonight's show, eddie really was just playing a harmless prank and I don't think he needs to apologise for that. He's a great guy and I have a lot of respect for him. I really think you went a little too far in hanging up on him. You have received far worse on this thread in the past few days. For what it's worth I think you would have gotten a fair "hearing" to tell your story. People can say what they want about you, whether right or wrong or somewhere inbetween, but you got to be in the same room as Tom Danheiser. I would never let my woman be in the same room with a stud like that. (I had to use that "joke" here as my opportunity to use it on the show was ripped away from me. back to the drawing board and I won't give up my day job). I think you could have handled yourself with onan because like I said you've taken the hits for a long time on this thread. (redacted) is another matter. She would have wiped the floor with you and I would have taken you to task for your treatment of the women of Bellgab. Just saying. Too soon?

Anyway it's not for me to tell anyone what to do or how to behave. I'm not perfect.

By the way, who smelled worse? Tommy or George?

My money's on Tommy but I don't think Noory smells like roses either.

Neither one of them smelled at all as far as I could tell.

And considering that Kathy was in the room with me, I doubt Tom would have done anything to her or with her particularly when he was on camera live.
Its a ridiculous comment to make. He's not by himself at a Star Trek experience in Las Vegas, he's representing Coast and by inference Noory and would be inclined to act appropriately.
As for Redacted, she made a comment about me that she never retracted and I am continually attacked by Laura Kinch and have explained over and over that the women of Bellgab get a free pass when they attack someone but if someone dares to attack back, they are excoriated for it.
Redacted is the other reason I did not want to do the show.
But I will leave it at that.
Its over.
I will move on if you will.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Amazing that it only took 2 seconds, given that your internet connection is apparently Kathy standing on the roof with semaphore flags?  Yes.

[b_dubb]

the guy from putzberg

Classic stuff!  I vote we promote MV from Junior Waste Management to Executive Janitorial Engineer.  What say you all?

[ONeill]

As for Redacted, she made a comment about me that she never retracted

What is she supposed to retract? First of all she said was that "she thinks that" or "in her opinion", whatever. Second of all she was absolutely right back then and since then you have proven her right a thousand times more by your behavior. There are plenty of people who completely agree with her, for example me. Why do you keep SINGLING HER OUT?

[ONeill]

The catbox is indeed complete shit.

Yeah it is shit. It is a trolling feast by Drone, where he makes sure that Falkie embarrasses himself as much as possible. I listened to parts of the first two episodes, Falkie embarrassing himself is always fun to see/hear after all, but what's going on there is far worse than this thread and that was enough.

Apart from that the podcast suffers from the same problem Falkie's interview with Dave has. Drone is so much louder than the Big Guy that it is impossible to set the volume level that would make it physically comfortable to listen to.

[Who]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0qibIThezY


Falkie Wants to be a Guest on Coast to Coast AM.   Sycophants Abound.

In this episode George the Sycophant tells George Noory his fans and guests are Sycophants and asks to be a guest on Coast to Coast.

“George Noory, I want to be a guest on your show.  Now I won’t talk long.  I don’t have the skills of Art Bell.  I probably don’t even have your skills, such as they are.  But I want to go on there to ask YOU some questions about the way you broadcast, the way you say things that are verbal flubs and why you haven’t improved over ten years of broadcasting . . . something happens to you George when you get on that microphone and you go this is George Noory and welcome to Coast to Coast.  It’s like you drink some Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde stuff  and you turn into some crazed loon.”

[Laurakinch]

Falkie's Noory adventure has inspired me.  I am going to right a book.  Don't have much yet, but here are the first few paragraphs:

Fear and Loathing in Santa Cruz: An Embarrassing Journey to the Heart of an American Grifter

We were somewhere outside of San Jose on the edge of the bay when the flatulence kicked in. I remember saying something like "My fingers and toes hurt, maybe you should drive. Moron."...

A radio station host had given me $240 in cash, most of which had already been spent on processed food. The trunk of the Prius looked like a mobile 7/11.  We had two uncooked chickens, seventy five pizza rolls, five sheets of high powered, extra frosting Cinnabon rolls, a salt shaker half full of energy drink powder, and a whole galaxy of frozen meals - Marie Calenders, Jimmy Deans, TGIF, Hungry Man... and also a pint of Chunky Monkey, a pint of Cherry Garcia, a quart of Snapple, and two dozen immodium tablets.

All of this had been rounded up the night before, in a protracted, low speed amble around downtown Martinez - from my place to Kathy's place, we picked up everything we could get our hands on. Not that we needed all this for the trip, but when you are locked into a serious junk food collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Work of genius. I can't wait for the next installment!

[paladin1991]

What a weak non-Man you are.  I'm not attacking Kath.  She needs help, not you or attacks.  I think that whatever you have given to the crowd here about Kath, she is a delicate and sensitive person who unfortunately is within your thrall.  You think you're being attacked by me?

You are as dumb as a sack of hammers. 

What you have received fm me is a 'Good Morning' in Marine Boot Camp.  It's a hard love enviroment meant to break down men into their base metals and reforge them into ubermensch.  Not flying through the sky fantasy, but the 'we're surrounded, out manned 10 to 1, we're out of coffee and Scotch, we're down to our last few rounds.  It's gonna be knife fight.  Let's go do this.'


How much have you collected in the Kath eviction fund?  How much have you made in selling your shit to help her?  How much have you spent on yourself since she received the heads up? I am very much concerned that she is going to be screwed and screwed hard because of her counting on you.
Poor woman. Tick, tock, asshole, tick, tock.  She is running out of time. 

If it were me?  I's be eating oatmeal three times a day and drinking water, not 'my once a month treat of cinnabon and coffee' or Starbux coffees and pastries so I can use their 'free' wifi.  You are dispicable in your selfish existence.
'Attack' you?  Please.  Don't be such a pussy.  All you have been having with me is 'fun.'  I'm the one that comes into this thread and, through a forlorn hope, of humor, hard assessments, and mockery of your self centered bullshit hopes to leverage you fm pathetic babyman to ubermensch.  A MAN who will take the blows, shrug them off, and keep advancing into the face of adversity with a 'fuck it, drive on' mentality.  Not 'you' stewing in absurdity.

You are 63 years old.  You have got what?  another decade ahead of you? 3 years?  22 years?  I dunno, but unless you recognize that you are in a Texas Cage match for your life, you're fucked.  I get it, life has been a bitch through chance, circumstance and apathy.  But George, you want, hell you were meant to be Michael Coerleone, not Fredo. 
         
Reach down into your pants and grab your balls.  Go ahead.  It won't be the first time you did it this morning, will it?  Got 'em?  That's right, feel them.  There's a reason you have them and thankfully, it's not to contaminate the shallow end of the gene pool.  With your balls in your hand, look out the window. That's the world you see and you have 'contained' yourself into a series of shitholes because you are not worthy.  You have allowed or been trained down to accept that.

Look around your life.  Pretty ppl getting what they want, shiny ppl getting shinier.  Ppl out there scrabbling and whoring and being successful at it.  But if you look harder you'll see a lot of folks beyond the shitz and glitz.  Ppl like you and me, who have to work hard because shit just doesn't fall in our laps.  We weren't born with silver spoons.

Still got your balls in your hand?  Good.  Remember how they feel everytime you get pushed back or down.  Every time you look at Kath.  She's counting on you.  Go do your interview with Noory.  Knock that fucker out of the park.  Leverage that experience into something that you can leverage into something else and so on.   

You are a man.  But what kind of man?  You haven't shown us shit. 

Yet.

Good morning, cupcake.  It's overcast where I am at, another Sendamemoney day, filled with no promise. 

[paladin1991]

This fisk-style quoting of yours is tedious as fuck and you ought to stop it.

Sorry Octave, I didn't know you were reading my posts.  I'm just trying to reply to falkie as best I can as often as I can.  It's called a dialogue.  And I'm attempting to keep one open with the falkster.  Otherwise the falkopotamos will be stuck with only a monologue of lunacy and mild to sever retardation. 
I'm just trying to lead him into the light.  Why would you want to hold felchie back?

[Falkie2013]

Falkie and I joke all the time about his computer skills.   And that was in reference to someone bashing The Catbox, by the way.  Make sure you include the context.  I can take criticism and laugh at myself.

We just had another earthquake! The building rocked dramatically and my cat leaped off the couch and ran out the door as fast as he could. My forum admin said that earlier this year Stan Deyo said on Coast that the Bay Area was going to have a very big quake this year.
I am convinced that the Hayward fault, long overdue for a major quake is going to have the major quake of the year before the San Andreas does.
There are been multiple aftershocks in Concord since the 4.0 quake Sunday. That fault is near another fault and is close to the Hayward fault which runs through downtown Martinez.
A 3.2 occurred in Concord, 10 miles from here 35 minutes ago. I was sleeping and didn't feel it. The one that just happened was a 3.6 and shook this building noticeably and with a lot of noise. Poor Fluffy is all jumpy now. He walked around in a circle before lying down on top of me again. I told him I can't control the ground and that it was an earthquake. I'm giving him lots of petting.
I now return you to your irregularly unscheduled Pile-of-Poop post where everywhere he exists is a perpetually gray and overcast day.

[paladin1991]

Thank you. I appreciate the comment very much.
Just got back from the bank and got a windfall I was expecting but never thought I would get as it had been 8 months. I got a $600 check in the mail and another small one for $ 15. I put it in the bank and am going to give Kathy a hundred of it, pay my rent ahead for next month, send money to someone on here, pay bills and buy my wet cat food. And take Kathy to see the Avengers movie IF we can find the other half of my glasses. And take her to diinner as her early birthday present.
No Noory check yet but will use part of that to buy the new mike and use the rest for food and bills.
Will call Gabcast in a minute. My allergies are laughing at the Allegra.
And shut up Pail-O-Poop.
I told my banker life is too short to hate people.
If there is a heaven and a hell, we all go to one or the other.
If not, some of us have lived a righteous life, some have amended their ways and done good and some are evil and remain that to the end of their days.
We're all in the same leaky lifeboat on the rapids.
Except me. They've had their chance 3 times and missed. I ain't goin'.

600 bux?  That there is some righteous dough.  Is that fm the gubmint?  Why do you hate me so much?  Is it because I want better for Kath?  I don't understand how you can tell your banker Mr. Gotbux, that you don't hate ppl and yet....
'leaky lifeboat on the rapids'  I'm gonna nominate this for right corner status.

[AZZERAE]

It would've been great to hear you on the GabCast last night, Falkie.

Too bad it didn't happen.

[paladin1991]

Tried to call the Gabcast twice as MV asked and got some idiot talking about do it yourself car repair and then had people in chat malign me as usual.
Onan the jerk got his wish.
MV, don't ask me to call your trainwreck of a show if you are not hosting it to control the animals you have on there.
There's no point to call a show where I immediately get abused by people and the guy picking up the phone can't act in a professional manner.
And if you don't like my comment on it, too damned bad.

I missed your calls?  Damn.  Woof.

[area51drone]

The catbox is indeed complete shit.

Let's all just agree to agree, it is shit.   

[nooryisawesome]

Falkie's 15 minutes are over. He had his little Noory interview. The only time he is funny is when he is unintentionally does something outlandish like taping glasses to his head.

I wish bellgab would become bellgab again not fucking falkiegab.

Art bell is commit back shortly. Forget escort using falkie.

[paladin1991]

He does this. The Atlantic couldn't even interview Noory without Danheiser being there.
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2010/01/the-listener/307840/
Maybe someone in radio can speak to the officious relationship between producer and host. I can't.

Thanks Octy, that was an interesting read.

[paladin1991]

What a scumbag Poop is for attacking my girlfriend.

I didn't write the article.  And Octy is the one that posted it. What are you talking about?

[3OctaveFart]

No problem. It was well done, but Noory is not interesting enough for such introspection.
The writer does acknowledge Noory's inattentiveness, so that is not any new thing.
I don't believe George had a paranormal experience.

[paladin1991]

Yes, exactly. My impression was that the producer was relentlessly mocked behind the door, like Stern's Pig Vomit.
And any semi-social interaction (or whatever that meet-and-greet was) between the two would be preposterous.
For Falkie it was like asking a girl out and her sister tags along, and then she sits there like a cigar store Indian at dinner.

Yeah.  There's no telling what he is like off camera though.  He could have been carrying Kath around on his back for airplane rides off camera and telling Limericks like nobody's business, but, when the camera rolls, he turns into a Sphinx. 
But something tells me that Tommy boy prefers the sphinx like projection.  I also think that if Tommy boy were actually the life of the party that Falkie would have told us.
'Course, we all would have called BS because we know what tommy boy is like, or maybe its more funny to believe we know what tommy boy is like.

[paladin1991]

Don't know about alters but then I was not seeing him all the time. It was warm out there but windy and he wasn't in his usual black outfit which surprised me so who knows.
Tommy kept going to the bathroom.
Maybe he had to take the potion that keeps him in human form and stops him from showing his true Illuminati reptilian Noory controller overlord self.

Just kidding Tommy. Don't eat me !

That's actually funny Sendamemoney.  Kept going to the bathroom?  Did you ever get a look at his eyes under those glasses?  Maybe he was 'high and tight.'  Or maybe those were 'special' glasses to hide his reptile eyes fm the glare of the human sun?

[paladin1991]

Little Chris hasn't updated his fan site in days.

What's that website again?

[paladin1991]

I got a message asking me to go on bellgab to talk about my interview with Noory. I assumed it was from you.
My mistake.
Onan and Bdubb irritate the hell out of me with their open dislike of me.
I should get respect as a caller on your program like with any other and I don't.
Not trying to start a fight with you.

No no no no no no!  You're doing it  wrong.  You are supposed to channel Michael Coerleone.  Not Fredo.

[area51drone]

The writer does acknowledge Noory's inattentiveness, so that is not any new thing.

Yes, that's pretty incredible the guy picked this up in a couple of nights of watching him in the studio..

Noory can be an uneven broadcaster. Sometimes he seems to not pay full attention to his guests, offers strangely obvious commentary, orâ€"and this has alienated some fansâ€"lets clearly delusional or pseudoscientific assertions slide by without challenge.