The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Open Lines Gerry]

Excellent idea.  Please do this, Falkie.  See if you can interview Tim Cook and Jonathan Ive.  They would be astonished and grateful for an opportunity to see the world's greatest iPadsman working at his craft.

I like how you changed this from the original "Excellent idea, Gerry."  That's a nice touch - can't leave people with the impression that we have any hint of respect for each other.

By the way, I hope you enjoyed how I put you into the "Good Grief!" picture the other day.  I was comically admitting my own defeat after the Falkie interview with Noory failed to materialize.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Have had to do dishes in either the bathroom sink or bathtub...

I hope you pointed out the burners that don't work and the leak in the sink during the inspection.  They ought to fix that - in fact most landlords prefer to keep things in good working condition rather than let their buildings fall into disrepair.

This could be the subject of another video

[3OctaveFart]

Is Kathie going to get to come in during the interview?

[Open Lines Gerry]

Is Kathie going to get to come in during the interview?

That has yet to be determined.  She may need to go out shopping with Patty while the interview is being conducted, leaving Falkie to rely on Tommy to film the "making of the documentary" footage.  Friday is the first of the month, after all, so Kathy should have some extra spending money available over the weekend.

[nextgen.fm]

What is the latest Falkie update?

Sorry, I've been away

Falkie, you owe us an interview with the great totino!

[Laurakinch]

That has yet to be determined.  She may need to go out shopping with Patty while the interview is being conducted, leaving Falkie to rely on Tommy to film the "making of the documentary" footage.  Friday is the first of the month, after all, so Kathy should have some extra spending money available over the weekend.

I see you have taken over the #1 troll position from Drone. Do you have a life at all?

[3OctaveFart]

Who the fuk is Patty?

[nooryisawesome]

Who the fuk is Patty?

The lady Falkie is having an affair behind  Kathy's back with.

[Yorkshire pud]

The lady Falkie is having an affair behind  Kathy's back with.

Noooo...the other tub of lard Kathy is having an affair with under Senda's nose: On a hot day too...in mayo.

Yum.

[nextgen.fm]

HAs Falkie gone Viral yet???

[Open Lines Gerry]

The lady Falkie is having an affair behind  Kathy's back with.

Actual screen capture of the real Patty, courtesy of one of Falkie's "ride to the expo" videos:

[Yorkshire pud]

Actual screen capture of the real Patty, courtesy of one of Falkie's "ride to the expo" videos:

Classy broad eh?

[paladin1991]

Falkie knows what he's doing.  Did you see that interview of 'Dr' Pearl, where all Falkie had to say was 'just talk'?  Mind blowing.

Wait until George fully grasps the concept.  What an epiphany.  No more need for the 8 daily hours of show prep, the trite boring 'how are yew?' arsenal of cue card questions - no, when George Noory fully comprehends the simple brilliance of this groundbreaking minimalist technique of interviewing, he too will begin to simply start his guests off with 'just talk'.

My God!  Snoory actually embracing The ART of Talk?

[WOTR]

George Noory is very much misunderstood by the Bellgab posters.  He isn't a dumb, lazy, thin-skinned oaf with a grossly inflated self image.  He's actually a very nice guy with a wonderful sense of humor.

He'll sign them and they'll all have a good laugh about it

I will agree that he is far from thin-skinned.  Hell, the man comes in here and posts in his own "sucks" thread...

[paladin1991]

Probably before but who knows. It's Noory's money after all and he's promised to pay for them. No. NO. nO.  As a few soft questions.  Then fire the fast ball, "George, I have to say, it was very generous of you to offer financial assistance to me.  A few bux here, a pass for me and Kath to the Expo, thank you for that and offering to buy my glasses.  Do you have that cash handy?"
Those string things everyone has but no one knows what they are called.
Wouldn't have helped in this case since I fell asleep with them on.  You're right, and you may have strangled yourself in your sleep.
One nice thing about the Iographer. I can keep the IPad in the Iographer, hold onto it with thumb and forefinger and type one fingered with the other hand, thus not requiring me to wear the glasses when I type on my palatial box fan barge and casino.  WTF?  Self deprecating humor?  That sort of thing is found only in humans.     

[paladin1991]

Can somebody please explain the whole "box fan" thing for me?  I've seen a box fan or two in the background in some of the videos, but I've also seen enough references to it to know that it's a Falkie "thing."  I'd appreciate any kind of explanation or background that anyone can provide.

Thanks in advance from Open Lines Gerry.

See post 381

[paladin1991]

Noory may not pay for my expenses since it was MY fault I missed the interview. But he might since it's such a long way to go. Drone thinks I shouldn't ask him but Noory knows the state of my finances and probably will.  You're right. But he could drop a few bones on you for the trip to Santa Cruz.  fuck drone.  (Don't worry drone baby, we're still cool.)  but here your bubba is wrong.  You will not get if you do not ask.  It's not like a state check.
And I keep telling you guys I go the way I feel comfortable with.  Fine.  Move out at zero dark thirty, stop for coffee and an early breakfast while on the march.  GET THERE.  Don't fail fail us again, MF.
We HAVE gotten lost down there.  *sigh*  Tell us, how many times?
Bay Bridge to San Jose to Santa Cruz. Can do that with no problem.  don't jinx yourself.
Any new way may make me late again and there's NO way I am going to miss this interview. 

[Open Lines Gerry]

Don't use this one on YouTube, Falkie.  I'm not sure what the good folks at Grindr would think of it.

[paladin1991]

I will be soooo glad when I get one set of unbroken glasses. I keep putting down the glasses and then I either can't see them or can't remember where I put them.  Because I am stoopid.
I'm a bit mentally worn out too.  Fm what?  Collecting checks?  Must be good work, you keep doing it.  Grifting fundage? Hell what's more fun than fucking ppl who once wanted to help you?
Not going to unlock the Ipad until Friday. We are both broke until then and low on gas. Will you recieve a check before then?  Will you shake your Starbux cup at the AM/PM gas station to snag some gas money?The TMobile & AT & T stores are 10 miles from here and I want some coffee and a Cinnabon before I do anything.  That's right lard ass, hork down a cinnabon and a coffee.  Are you buying that tasty treat with the money I pledged to KATH? It's my once a month treat to  myself for later at home. Is that being purchased with Kath's money? 
Nope, I am going to do the interview. Noory would not trust anyone from here to do it. Of that I am certain.
And it's MY interview, not MV's.  MV, I think, was willing to stream it.  I'm not sure that he would have intruded upon your moment of super dooper stardom.
Nothing against him, but I've worked hard to set this up and I will be doing it and since I already have a list of the questions I want to ask, it should not be that hard to do.  but you WILL fuck it up.
And we have already decided to discuss what will be asked in the interview before hand.  Uh-oh.  Here we go.
Noory needs to discuss other things with me as well.  Ask him if it's alright to put your latest mayo jar 0f your future children on the table at the interview.  that way, you can tell your future children, in years to come, that they were there when George Sendamemoney, made history.
After all, I did come up with the idea of asking him in the first place and won't be as tired or flustered as I was this past weekend.  Because I promise not to masturbate too much.
It should be cooler down there too as Santa Cruz is either on the ocean or bay, I can't remember which and am typing 8 or 9 inches away from the screen right now. Too much eye strain and the Ipad is charging.
It will be nice when we get the a/c in our car fixed.  And world peace breaks out.
Too damned hot to drive around without it.  but you will, until you grift enough bux to fix it.
I'm going to take a break from the net and thaw out my whole frozen chicken and go feed the cats and put away dishes and do more dishes.
Tired of eating sandwiches as all that's left in the freezer is chicken. I do have fresh corn on the cob but need to clear up the pots on the stove to cook them.
Can't do much dish washing as my sink U is leaking big time. Have had to do dishes in either the bathroom sink or bathtub.
And its cat feeding time. "Here pussy, pussy, pussy.  big mean paladin ate one of your cousins in survival school.  Don't worry i  won't let him eat you.  I'll sit on you before that happens.  I promise."

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[paladin1991]

Is Kathie going to get to come during the interview?

It might be a first in her relationship with 'all about me, Sendamemoney.'

[Open Lines Gerry]

If I ever create an animated logo for my videos, it will be one of the Box Fan VIdeo Network.

It's not animated, but here you go.  Let me know if you want anything else on there - like a picture of you or something.  I will e-mail this to you as well, but wanted to show everyone that Open Lines Gerry has made, and will continue to make, contributions to help further your cause.

[Falkie2013]

  It might be a first in her relationship with 'all about me, Sendamemoney.'

Good thing for you that you are not here in front of me. What a despicable scumbag you truly are.
Go attack me all you want but leave Kathy alone !

[Falkie2013]

It's not animated, but here you go.  Let me know if you want anything else on there - like a picture of you or something.  I will e-mail this to you as well, but wanted to show everyone that Open Lines Gerry has made, and will continue to make, contributions to help further your cause.

Just changed the thumbnail in the gopher video to this.
Going to see if the company down the street can create an animated video of the logo.
Found an external mike for the Ipad but is only available new.
Blue microphone.

http://www.bluemic.com/mikey_digital/

Perhaps Pal-O-Poop could do the adverse conditions test by sitting on one first and see where it comes out.

I thank Gerry for his efforts above and beyond the call of fanship.

Can you 3d print a pizza ?

Hungry.

Noory did not give me a birthday shoutout. 

He will pay one day for that.

[Falkie2013]

Don't use this one on YouTube, Falkie.  I'm not sure what the good folks at Grindr would think of it.

Hmm, imagine that as a Transformer without the tape.

" Falkformer, more than meets the eye. "

Or an Occupy Coast Street mask.

Though that picture reminds me more of a Predator.

[nooryisawesome]

Hmm, imagine that as a Transformer without the tape.

" Falkformer, more than meets the eye. "

Or an Occupy Coast Street mask.

Though that picture reminds me more of a Predator.

Seriously why is there a happy meal box hung up like fine Art?

[nooryisawesome]

I can't decide which is funnier this or the "designed to make me money".

[coaster]

Good thing for you that you are not here in front of me. What a despicable scumbag you truly are.
Go attack me all you want but leave Kathy alone !

Why don't you leave Kathy alone Falkie.
And if Falkie really wanted to fix his glasses, he could have done a lot better with that duct tape. Obviously he made it look fucked up to get attention.

[ONeill]

Good thing for you that you are not here in front of me. What a despicable scumbag you truly are.
Go attack me all you want but leave Kathy alone !

As long as you mention her she is fair game. Furthermore, if she makes her own videos or makes comments that you post here like you did a few days ago the difference between her and you is becoming blurry. Wanna help? Stop abusing her by posting her image and details of her life in here. What you are doing is abuse, I have no other words for it.

Why are you attacking paladin in here? He wants the best thing for Kathy - her dumping you.

[nooryisawesome]

Why don't you leave Kathy alone Falkie.
And if Falkie really wanted to fix his glasses, he could have done a lot better with that duct tape. Obviously he made it look fucked up to get attention pity.

Its all a move to get someone like Whitecrow to send him some money (Sendamemoney).

[Who]

Who the fuk is Patty?

Patty is Kathy's best friend.  Due to last weekend's debacle she has been appointed Falkie's equipment manager.  She is now known as iPatty.