The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Who]

I don't know why, but I thought it was funny when we caught a brief glimpse of Falkie in the side mirror, the seatbelt stretching across his girth.

You thought it was funny because you're a 57 year-old man-child who lives all alone in a trailer park.  So what kind of odd jobs have you had over the years?  You had to give up pumping gas when self-serve came in 40 years ago.  Carnival clown?  Like Gacy? 

I'm sure glad my dad wasn't a loser like you.  He was a pilot in the US Air Force and would be about your age if he were still alive.  He accomplished 100 times more in his relatively brief life than you have in your entire miserable existence.  It's really sad that great men die early while vulgar pieces of shit like you and Area51Drone live on forever.

[area51drone]

I have to congratulate you OLG, you really got Dr. Who's panties in a bunch.    Maybe when he's done masturbating to that pic of himself and Pearl, he can get back to the point of this thread.

[coaster]

Okay, I guess I missed that.  And no, Kathy is not being abused.  Call Falkie sometime when she's around and ask her yourself.

I always considered you an intelligent person, but if you can honestly watch all of these videos and still come to the conclusion that hes never abused her, then I may of had you all wrong. He has abused her IN a video. How can you still deny that? You are smarter than that. Are you afraid Falkie may not like you if you admit hes abused her?
Have your wife watch that above video. Ask her to pay attention to the part where she says "don't hit me". Whats her take on it?

[area51drone]

I always considered you an intelligent person, but if you can honestly watch all of these videos and still come to the conclusion that hes never abused her, then I may of had you all wrong. He has abused her IN a video. How can you still deny that? You are smarter than that. Are you afraid Falkie may not like you if you admit hes abused her.
Have your wife watch that above video. Ask her to pay attention to the part where she says "don't hit me". Whats her take on it?

You truly are dense if you believe that that is domestic violence.   Bart Ell sang the same song for a long time, these "allegations" really get old.   If you had a significant other, I'm sure there are times when something similar would happen.   My wife lightly punches me now and then, it's just in play, it's not a big deal.

It's one thing to just joke about it and say Falkie abuses Kathy, but it's another thing to literally accuse him of it for real.  He is not abusing her.

Sorry had to edit this - I thought the post was coming from Dr. Who.

[coaster]

If you had a significant other (I know you pine after guys that look like Pearl)

Way to assume...and I don't understand the Pearl reference. edit-saw the edit. And I'm sorry you are so oblivious to video evidence. I guess we will just have to agree to disagree.

[area51drone]

Way to assume...and I don't understand the Pearl reference.

You missed my edit, I mistakenly thought the post was from Dr. Who.  The Pearl reference was to him.

[area51drone]

Oh come on Doctor.  Why do you keep posting and then deleting?  Attack me.. you know you want to.  Strike me down with your anger.

[3OctaveFart]

Well, we have that in common, Doc. My pop was a tough old Marine and I miss him every damn day.
The death of a father is particularly hard on young men. Many studies on this.
It's part I think of why Falkie deserves understanding.

[Who]

Well, we have that in common, Doc. My pop was a tough old Marine and I miss him every damn day.
The death of a father is particularly hard on young men. Many studies on this.
It's part I think of why Falkie deserves understanding.

That's for sure.  He got to meet my wife but died before the wedding.  He was a great man - as I'm sure your dad was.  They instilled good values in us so, in that regard, they still live on.

[area51drone]

Falkie's father beat him to within an inch of his life.    Falkie doesn't want your pity, he wants your support.

[WhiteCrow]

I looked at the event's exhibitors.
All new age and paranormal exhibitors except this one.

Isn't "New Age" like 50+ years old now?

[Who]

Oh come on Doctor.   Attack me.. you know you want to.  Strike me down with your anger.

It's not worth the effort.  You and your buddy Open Lines Gerry couldn't think your way out of a paper bag.  Both of you are a complete waste of time and oxygen.

[coaster]

Falkie's father beat him to within an inch of his life.   

So he says. Didn't he also say he was dead for three days? Drone, you believe his stories, but you don't believe a video where it was proven that Kathy was hit, and verbally abused? I know you like the guy and feel sorry for him, which is admirable, but why turn a blind eye when it comes to the abuse of Kathy?

[Who]

Falkie's father beat him to within an inch of his life.    Falkie doesn't want your pity, he wants your support.

I've been trying to give the man some good advice since I joined Bellgab in December. Numerous other people have as well and gave up.

1) Use an anonymous user ID.  Never use your real name on YouTube or any discussion forum.
2) Don't post the details of your personal life on the net for the world to see.
3) Pay your fines.  Otherwise, they'll issue a bench warrant and, sometime when you're out driving, you  may get pulled over and hauled off to jail.
4) Don't drive without a valid drivers license.
5) Don't take out a title loan on the Prius.
6) When you're in a hole, stop digging.
7) Don't eat Jimmy Dean frozen dinners.  They'll kill you.  Then I suggested some inexpensive fresh foods.

And on and on and on.  And from you?  He knows what he's doing.  He knows what he's doing.  He knows what he's doing.  Yeah, he sure does.  Look where it's got him.  62 years old, destitute, completely dependent on the taxpayers.  Spending money he can't afford on Apple products.

The man needs some good advice.  He doesn't need you to tell him he's on course and just needs to do more of the same thing he's been doing the last 62 years.  He doesn't need "friends" like Open Lines Gerry who hopes he fails miserably for the entertainment value he (Open Lines Gerry) will get from it.

[paladin1991]

IIRC, Doctor Who was creeped out by the invocation of John Gacy.
A quote by a serial killer is not usually the kind of thing that pops up in polite conversation.
Hey, I understand. As a kid growing up in Southern California, I was terrified of Richard Ramirez (a.k.a. The Night Stalker).
I was certain that SOB was going to come and stab me a thousand times in my sleep.
And I still get the chills when I see or hear his name.

Robert .......Raaaaaamiiiiiiiireeeeeezzzzz.   

[paladin1991]

Gerry, I'd buy any dude on this thread a beer. I'm just having fun, for the most part.
Now back to the joust.
Taped before a live studio audience.

Guinness!

[Open Lines Gerry]

[Who]

I'm young enough to be your son, Open Lines Gerry.  I have a wife.  A home.  A career.  What have you got?  Nothing.  No friends, no family, no job.  You're a miserable old man who makes childish graphics on his computer.

Keep it up.  You're only proving to the entire world what a complete loser you are.

[coaster]

I don't understand those pictures at all, but they are pretty damn weird.

[Who]

I don't understand those pictures at all, but they are pretty damn weird.

We're dealing with a 57 year-old psychopath.  The new Casio it would seem.

[paladin1991]

Okay, I guess I missed that.  And no, Kathy is not being abused.  Call Falkie sometime when she's around and ask her yourself.

I will call. What is his number?    And when would be the best time to call?

[Open Lines Gerry]

I don't understand those pictures at all, but they are pretty damn weird.

There are certain lines that Open Lines Gerry won't cross in this thread.  I have other ideas for these pictures, but I don't want to give MV a reason to suspend me or kick me off.  Glad you're enjoying them, Coaster.  Thanks!

[paladin1991]

Falkie's father beat him to within an inch of his life.    Falkie doesn't want your pity, he wants your support.

He already HAS our financial support. 
Medical
Snap
Wic
How much more of my sweat does he want to suck?

[bateman]

This thread is surreal.

[coaster]

Glad you're enjoying them, Coaster.  Thanks!

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[Who]

This thread is surreal.

It sure is.  I'm about ready to bail out of here permanently.

[paladin1991]

This thread is surreal.

All we need to make this this hread complete is a backwrds talking midget, some coffee an a piece of cherry pie

[Daggit]

It's abundantly clear the Open Lines Gerry is littlechris.

He's a mocking fan of Falkie with sub par Photoshop skills.

[Open Lines Gerry]

It's abundantly clear the Open Lines Gerry is littlechris.

He's a mocking fan of Falkie with sub par Photoshop skills.

As noted before, I am not littlechris.  I saw his fan page that Drone directed us to, and it was pretty funny (aside from the dead cat).  Although I quickly play with a few photos here and there, I don't have the time to put something like that together.

I admittedly do a rough job with the parody photos, and do not claim to be a Photoshop expert.  I just whip together what I can in as little time as possible to still get the point across.  I'm just here to have fun.

Having only been on BellGab for a month, I don't know who people like littlechris or casio are, other than the little bits and pieces I can pick up from you guys.  If anyone wants to enlighten me, then please do.

Pleased to make your acquaintance, Daggit.  If I had thought of it, I would have put you in the Batman v Superman photo too.

[Open Lines Gerry]

"Just wait till next week, BellGab users. You'll see! Next week at this same time, I'll find a BellGab thread that is *real* sincere and I'll sit in that thread until the Great Falkie appears. He'll rise out of that expo hall and he'll fly through the air with his bag of iPad equipment. The Great Falkie will appear and I'll be waiting for him! I'll be there! I'll be sitting there in that BellGab thread... and I'll see the Great Falkie. Just wait and see, BellGab friends. I'll SEE the Great Falkie AND HIS INTERVIEW VIDEOS! Just you wait, BellGab patrons. The Great Falkie will appear, and I'll be waiting for him..."