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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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Falkie2013

Quote from: Nick el Ass on April 14, 2015, 09:42:53 PM
I can only imagine how fun it will be to hear Dave mispronouncing his way through an interview with some dude on the tubes. Nothing against Falkie because Dave is the suckiest of them all... and I hope to read all about it because I'm not watching it, hehe.

I'll bet you'll watch it. If nothing else, it will probably nag at you to want to hear it once everyone talks about it.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 14, 2015, 09:49:35 PM
I'll bet you'll watch it. If nothing else, it will probably nag at you to want to hear it once everyone talks about it.

Nope. Dave sucks too much, and I quit listening to him long ago. You shouldn't lower yourself to Tommy's level of performing felatio on him while telling him he is good.

Falkie2013

Quote from: Nick el Ass on April 14, 2015, 09:54:59 PM
Nope. Dave sucks too much, and I quit listening to him long ago. You shouldn't lower yourself to Tommy's level of performing felatio on him while telling him he is good.

Sheesh. That's gross.
I am going to be asking Noory straight forward questions & not worshiping the guy.
Tommy just sent me an email asking for my name on my Cal ID so I can pick up both sets of tickets so I WILL be there.
I still don't know if Tommy's going to be there or not.
He's a producer & presumably not a gopher or yes man.
Except for hospital rides & turkey sandwiches.
Noory does seem friendly with Tommy on air so they may be friends off air as well.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 14, 2015, 10:13:03 PM
Sheesh. That's gross.
I am going to be asking Noory straight forward questions & not worshiping the guy.
Tommy just sent me an email asking for my name on my Cal ID so I can pick up both sets of tickets so I WILL be there.
I still don't know if Tommy's going to be there or not.
He's a producer & presumably not a gopher or yes man.
Except for hospital rides & turkey sandwiches.
Noory does seem friendly with Tommy on air so they may be friends off air as well.

The whole incompetent crew at Coast is Toast Am is made up of yes men and/or women... and most of them lack skills of dealing with people who are criticle of the show. The bottom line is people want a better product along with a real host who gives a shit about more than himself.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 14, 2015, 10:13:03 PM
Sheesh. That's gross.
I am going to be asking Noory straight forward questions & not worshiping the guy.
Tommy just sent me an email asking for my name on my Cal ID so I can pick up both sets of tickets so I WILL be there.
I still don't know if Tommy's going to be there or not.
He's a producer & presumably not a gopher or yes man.
Except for hospital rides & turkey sandwiches.
Noory does seem friendly with Tommy on air so they may be friends off air as well.

If you drive there, will you ask the traffic cop if you can video the arrest for driving without a valid license? Oh please will you video the bit where you tell the desk sergeant how some jumped up interfering busybody made the decision?

Please.

ONeill

I could never live in California, thinking that every car around can be driven by Falkie, seeing a Prius like a near death experience...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07WYGb-cBLI

Quote from: ONeill on April 14, 2015, 11:46:35 PM
I could never live in California, thinking that every car around can be driven by Falkie, seeing a Prius like a near death experience...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07WYGb-cBLI

Well that was disturbing.  Thanks for the nightmares, buddy  :-\.

Daggit

Quote from: WhiteCrow on April 14, 2015, 09:09:01 PM




Is this Daggit's time remaining on Bellgab count-down clock?

That was in my previous life as a Falkie hater but now I'm a Falkie enabler. I could never aspire to be as cretinous as you or drone but I will try.

But I guess I should be true to my word and never post on his forum again. This is his forum right? Falkie said so and he's never wrong.

Falkie2013

Quote from: ONeill on April 14, 2015, 11:46:35 PM
I could never live in California, thinking that every car around can be driven by Falkie, seeing a Prius like a near death experience...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07WYGb-cBLI

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2012-10-18/toyota-prius-dominates-california-as-state-s-no-1-model

You're being ridiculous.
Again.
One can only drive ONE car at a time & there are thousands of Priuses in California.
Maybe I could get everyone who has a Prius to put a cardboard Falkie in the driver's seat and drive you totally insane as you'd see Falkie driving a Prius in all 50 states, Guam, Puerto Rico & the U.S. Virgin Islands & Trust Territories.

" Drivers in the state bought 1.25 million new cars and trucks this year through September, according to the report. That would be 11 percent of the U.S. total of 10.9 million. Purchases of Prius models this year in California account for 25 percent of the 183,340 Prius liftbacks, plug-ins, v wagons and c subcompacts sold in the U.S. "

onan


ONeill

Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 15, 2015, 03:13:32 AM
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2012-10-18/toyota-prius-dominates-california-as-state-s-no-1-model

You're being ridiculous.
Again.
One can only drive ONE car at a time & there are thousands of Priuses in California.
Maybe I could get everyone who has a Prius to put a cardboard Falkie in the driver's seat and drive you totally insane as you'd see Falkie driving a Prius in all 50 states, Guam, Puerto Rico & the U.S. Virgin Islands & Trust Territories.

" Drivers in the state bought 1.25 million new cars and trucks this year through September, according to the report. That would be 11 percent of the U.S. total of 10.9 million. Purchases of Prius models this year in California account for 25 percent of the 183,340 Prius liftbacks, plug-ins, v wagons and c subcompacts sold in the U.S. "

As usual you don't get it:] That's probably why you are so entertaining.

And about your grand plan - you would have to reach further, way across the Atlantic and thankfully Priuses are a rarity here.

area51drone

Quote from: Daggit on April 15, 2015, 02:33:29 AM
That was in my previous life as a Falkie hater but now I'm a Falkie enabler. I could never aspire to be as cretinous as you or drone but I will try.

But I guess I should be true to my word and never post on his forum again. This is his forum right? Falkie said so and he's never wrong.

I'm not saying you have to do anything, and the clock wasn't for you.   I know you aren't going to stop posting.  You can't help yourself.   Doesn't matter.  More views for Falkie.  More views for MV.   Welcome to your worst nightmare.


area51drone

Quote from: onan on April 15, 2015, 03:19:36 AM
And you can't drive any of them legally. Putz.

I'm so proud of you for getting into the name calling business.  Maybe you've done it before, but I always love seeing people of your intelligence stoop to my level.  (Yes, this is a real compliment.  I like & respect you onan, believe it or not)


onan

Quote from: area51drone on April 15, 2015, 03:21:21 AM
I'm so proud of you for getting into the name calling business.  Maybe you've done it before, but I always love seeing people of your intelligence stoop to my level.

Yeah... me too (proud, that is) But it isn't like Falkie doesn't qualify for the epithet. Along with putz, I could just as readily use dupe, malingerer, and antisocial.

onan

Quote from: area51drone on April 15, 2015, 03:20:07 AM
Welcome to your worst nightmare.


That is very true. Well perhaps some hyperbole.

I have a feeling we are going to see Falkie sticking his dirty apple product in front whatever "star" the conference has to offer and asking stupid questions, while the person being "interviewed" wonder why they let a homeless man into the conference.

There is also a 50/50 chance during the Noory interview Senda shoots the whole thing with his finger over the camera.

ONeill

Quote from: nooryisawesome on April 15, 2015, 03:30:11 AM
I have a feeling we are going to see Falkie sticking his dirty apple product in front whatever "star" the conference has to offer and asking stupid questions, while the person being "interviewed" wonder why they let a homeless man into the conference.

There is also a 50/50 chance during the Noory interview Senda shoots the whole thing with his finger over the camera.

I hope it's at least mirrored and out of sync.

Quote from: ONeill on April 15, 2015, 03:31:13 AM
I hope it's at least mirrored and out of sync.

Well if it sounds like his last video we will not be able to hear anything anyway during a noisy conference.

Daggit

Quote from: area51drone on April 15, 2015, 03:20:07 AM
I'm not saying you have to do anything, and the clock wasn't for you.   I know you aren't going to stop posting.  You can't help yourself.   Doesn't matter.  More views for Falkie.  More views for MV.   Welcome to your worst nightmare.



I don't watch Falkie videos so he'll never get a cent from me. I'm very happy to give MV money as he adds value to the world wide web. Falkie just takes up precious bandwidth that would be better spent on mayonnaise themed porn.

I will be true to my word and not post on Falkie's forum anymore.

Who

I believe Falkie will be able to get as many interviews as he wants.  He's going to an event where the featured "celebrities" are 21st century P.T. Barnums.  Ninety-eight percent of North Americans have never heard of these people.  They make their money fleecing the gullibles on late-night radio.  Every now and then they concentrate the gullibles into one building so they can pick their pockets in person.  They'll gladly talk to anyone who asks for an interview. 

Falkie will return home with his IPad interviews, confident he has hit the mother lode.  He'll be dreaming of fame and fortune as he returns to his bunker.  Reality will set in after he uploads his little treasures to YouTube.  The only viewers will be a few hundred curious Bellgab members and guests eager to view the carnage.   

Drone, Fart and Open Lines Gerry will enjoy a few laughs at their hero's expense.  For Fallkie, life will return to normal - or abnormal, depending upon how you view it.  He'll buy more accessories for the Senda Broadcasting Company.  He'll snarl at Kathy as he "directs" her in more Kathy's Korner videos. And he'll continue his quest to be the only person in the US truly entitled to free healthcare.  He'll make regular visits to the ER with his scorecard to document the numbers of ethnic minorities in the waiting area.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEFmFMeXV3E


area51drone

Quote from: Doctor Who on April 15, 2015, 04:26:53 AM
Drone, Fart and Open Lines Gerry will enjoy a few laughs at Noory's expense.

Fixed it for you.   I'm not laughing at Falkie.  Good for him for securing this interview!

Who



Quote from: area51drone on April 15, 2015, 05:18:30 AM
Fixed it for you.   I'm not laughing at Falkie.  Good for him for securing this interview!

You realize, don't you, there's a very real chance this interview will blow up in Senda's face?  We're talking about a 62 year-old man with no interviewing experience.  He barely knows how to operate his numerous Apple products.  His working career consisted of a series of retail jobs.  He slept at one of them and left a sign for customers to wake him up if they needed assistance.

This is a man who blames everyone but himself for his troubles.  He even blames the California DMV for losing his driver's license.

Let's assume Senda doesn't come off looking like an inexperienced, incompetent fool.  What then?  You're assuming tens of thousands of people will suddenly become Falkie YouTube fans?  Falkie will be an overnight sensation?  Thousands of people will eagerly anticipate Falkie's next poorly produced book review or rant?

Seriously, is that what you're expecting?

area51drone

Quote from: Doctor Who on April 15, 2015, 06:30:37 AM
Seriously, is that what you're expecting?

I'm not expecting anything.   You act as if Falkie shouldn't be interviewing him.  Why not?  What's so wrong with that?   Just because someone works as a cashier their whole life doesn't mean they can't do a decent job at something else.   You like to peg people and make definite assumptions about how people should live their lives.   Not everyone is like you Dr. Who.   Thank "god."

3OctaveFart

Agreed, I'm laughing at the galactically dumb Noory and the Falkie haters.
I have no skin in the game, other than wanting to see Senda exalt his station in life.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 14, 2015, 10:13:03 PM
... Tommy just sent me an email asking for my name on my Cal ID so I can pick up both sets of tickets so I WILL be there.
I still don't know if Tommy's going to be there or not.
He's a producer & presumably not a gopher or yes man.
Except for hospital rides & turkey sandwiches.
Noory does seem friendly with Tommy on air so they may be friends off air as well.

Well, since you are exchanging emails with him, you could ask if he'll be there

As far as Tommy not being a gopher or yes man, or whether Tommy and George are friends off the air (and away from the studio), hasn't George made all that quite clear over the years?


Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 14, 2015, 07:27:59 PM
... As for a road trip, are only elitist so such as yourself alllowed to venture out of their homes into the country for a drive or to see new things ?

And whatever I and Kathy do it will be documented on video.

Despite what you and others THINK about my NOTworking or Kathy, WE have every RIGHT to go and travel as we please no matter what you might think about it...

Since you will be making videos as you go, and those videos are an integral part of a profit seeking business, aren't the travel expenses for the trip at least partially deductible business expenses?  And the same with all the electronics you buy to make the videos?

Who

Quote from: area51drone on April 15, 2015, 07:45:49 AM
Just because someone works as a cashier their whole life doesn't mean they can't do a decent job at something else.   You like to peg people and make definite assumptions about how people should live their lives.

The problem is that you and Open Lines Gerry are setting him up for a big fall.  Both of you have admitted he's a large part of your entertainment.  Open Lines Gerry said he can't wait to see what happens - even if it's a shaking camera pointed at the floor as someone orders Senda to leave the exhibit hall.

I'm not pegging anyone.  Everything I know about Senda is from reading his own posts.  The man is a train wreck in progress - one bad decision after another. Numerous people have advised him to stop posting the sordid details of his life, yet he continues.  Do you know anyone on the planet, other than Senda, who reveals his true identity to the world and then makes one embarrassing revelation after another?   You and Open Lines Gerry enjoy every minute of it.

I hope the interview works out for him.  I also hope he'll stop yelling at Kathy and complaining about ethnic minorities at the ER during his frequent visits for free medical care.

3OctaveFart

The interviews at the expo cannot do anything but help, even just for personal morale.
Do you not want Senda to be happy? Please answer sincerely.

Who

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on April 15, 2015, 08:15:01 AM
The interviews at the expo cannot do anything but help, even just for personal morale.
Do you not want Senda to be happy? Please answer sincerely.

Yes.  I would like Senda to be happy.  I would like Kathy to be happy.  I would like the ethnic minorities at the ER to be happy - and well.

Senda could make Kathy happy by not yelling at her.  He could increase his own happiness by not posting humiliating revelations about himself on the internet.  He could make the world a happier place by not complaining about ethnic minorities seeking medical help at the ER.

It's really not that difficult.


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