The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[WOTR]

We'll add you! revision tomorrow. Anyone else?

Woo hoo!  "Welcome, and post often!" 

[PB the Deplorable]

Man this poster is a bigger hit than I thought!

Revision to add the following members:
Happier Times, WOTR, Evil Twin, YP.

We'll get you guys in there and we can help promote the raising of funds for Senda's fat ass.

Remember, we must pay to rent him a hover chair.

It ought to include George Noory and Tom Dumbheiser, they enjoy trolling Falkie as well.  Oh, and Heather Wade

[GravitySucks]

It ought to include George Noory and Tom Dumbheiser, they enjoy trolling Falkie as well.  Oh, and Heather Wade

Seraphim deserves her own poster as does Mr Spock and O'Neill and WhiteCrow and LauraKinch and DPS. Damn. Take fat ass off and just use the member list.

[Happier Times are Coming]

will George expect "out of town guests" to pay for his meet and Great and grand tour ?
or would that be considered part of the "Senda hospitality" treatment and be covered by George ?
I also might let him know I am allergic to buffets and half thawed chicken...
will we get to meet slow Kathy also ?
Ratty Patty ?
Abram ?
FoodMax Old Crone ?

will the normal fee for his autographed "under the fat pad" limited edition print be waved ?

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

will George expect "out of town guests" to pay for his meet and Great and grand tour ?
or would that be considered part of the "Senda hospitality" treatment and be covered by George ?
I also might let him know I am allergic to buffets and half thawed chicken...
will we get to meet slow Kathy also ?
Ratty Patty ?
Abram ?
FoodMax Old Crone ?

will the normal fee for his autographed "under the fat pad" limited edition print be waved ?

you have an annoying fascination that too few truly understand. 

[Happier Times are Coming]

you have an annoying fascination that too few truly understand.

thank you...

[SredniVashtar]

Its good you immediately identify with the classier sewergabbers. Post often

P.S. I'm a bit miffed you missed me off the new poster but managed to get SV in there. He's a bitch you know?

Not only am I in there, but I'm bigger than everyone else. 

[SredniVashtar]

Man this poster is a bigger hit than I thought!

Revision to add the following members:
Happier Times, WOTR, Evil Twin, YP.

We'll get you guys in there and we can help promote the raising of funds for Senda's fat ass.

Remember, we must pay to rent him a hover chair.

No Ibby? She'll be mad.

[paladin1991]

Greetings fellow Bellgabbers -
I am sad to announce that I have lurked here for a long time... and it just happened, BOOM, I finally decided to join the wide swath of deplorables, pretentious point-makers, bored basement dwelling losers and PornHub aficionados - found right here at our very own Bellgab.com.

This is mostly a move to provide self-entertainment while at work - but as I mentioned I have lurked here for awhile and know of (and am entertained by) most of the players on the legendary 'Musings' forum. Yes, the liars, haters, trolls and fools - I know who you are.

It's hard not to be informed about the recent developments of Mr. George Senda - the AlienCON effort, the meet and greet and all the other things he's trying to pinch our pennies for. I felt it was the appropriate time to join BG, because some big stuff is on the way and I plan of being a part of it.

I hope you welcome me with open arms, it feels like home already!

As a welcoming gift from me to you - I have prepared another poster promoting the efforts of George Senda - and his plan to pinch 4K from your collective asses! It features a lot of George's greatest supporters! 'NOTE: I own NONE of this content, it's not mine, nor am I profiting from it.'

yeah.  whatever.  I want that poster on a T-shirt

[paladin1991]

'I'll throw you down the taairs!"

I'm contrite now...

Yeah.  That fat fucker told you.

[SredniVashtar]

Sweet Kathy raising the mayo aloft like the Olympic torch was a nice touch. Seasoned Sendalogists will understand that this refers to what is known as 'hoisting the Hellmanns', a ritual that takes place before every script meeting.

[GravitySucks]

No Ibby? She'll be mad.

She is on the original. 6 paces behind you, where she belongs.

[PB the Deplorable]

It shows off Falkie's much vaunted upper body strenght as well. 

I look forward to the next one highlighting his jaw strength - teeth locked onto tough food packaging, ripping it open without having to get up and look for a scissors. 

[SredniVashtar]

I note that donations have plateaued somewhat recently. It looks like Senda needs some new ideas to get those pledges pouring in. F'rinstance:

1. Shirtless Q&A:
Senda answers his critics while naked from the waist up. Hopefully, a hater will accuse him of faking his ailments and we can get a full-on Senda rant, complete with seismic moob-jiggling.

2. Push-up challenge:
Senda gets a guaranteed donation for every completed push-up on camera. The audience can't lose; we either get to see his awesome upper-body strength, or a fatal heart attack.

[Who]

I note that donations have plateaued somewhat recently. It looks like Senda needs some new ideas to get those pledges pouring in. F'rinstance:

1. Shirtless Q&A:
Senda answers his critics while naked from the waist up. Hopefully, a hater will accuse him of faking his ailments and we can get a full-on Senda rant, complete with seismic moob-jiggling.

*image courtesy of littlechris

[Who]

I should have posted a warning before posting that image of Senda.  I apologize to anyone who feels a need to gouge their eyes out.

[Yorkshire pud]

*image courtesy of littlechris

Fortunately Senda didn't feel it in bad taste to display his half naked sweaty mass of finely toned upper body on camera.

[Yorkshire pud]

Not only am I in there, but I'm bigger than everyone else. 

You hold a special place in Senda's heart.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

2. Push-up challenge:

Push-up bra?

[Who]

Good morning, Senda,

You should do a video on this product.  I know you and Hello Kathy use it. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

Push-up bra?

You would need a crane to lift those pendulous udders up.

[SredniVashtar]

You would need a crane to lift those pendulous udders up.

You're obviously a flat-chested crone jealous of his silky milkies.

[MV/Liberace!]

You would need a crane to lift those pendulous udders up.

i love a proper use of the word "pendulous."

[Happier Times are Coming]

i love a proper use of the word "pendulous."

I concur...
I shall use next time when necessary to mention slow Kathy's "special" utters that were the only reason for Falkie's friend introduced them...

his friend knew he liked YUGE PENDULOUS UTTERS !

funny how Falkie mentioned them, but NOT her FACE...
or personality
or intelligence
or...

LOL

[Rally Squirrel]

This is one of my favorite descriptions so far:

Steelers fans are fed up with the Steelers players staying in the locker room rather than come out and respect our flag & the national anthem. 3 teams stayed in the locker room because they think they are being discriminated against, yet they are some of the richest people in sports. Bull. The NFL players who do this are the true despicables. Please donate to the Alien Con Fund at :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W16MY_JRcw

[LadyFish]

i love a proper use of the word "pendulous."

And now I am getting ads for bras!

[ponyboysunset]

And now I am getting ads for bras!

Sweet I could use a few new bras. I don't want to end up with utters.

[Happier Times are Coming]

This is one of my favorite descriptions so far:

Steelers fans are fed up with the Steelers players staying in the locker room rather than come out and respect our flag & the national anthem. 3 teams stayed in the locker room because they think they are being discriminated against, yet they are some of the richest people in sports. Bull. The NFL players who do this are the true despicables. Please donate to the Alien Con Fund at :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W16MY_JRcw

LOL
George has finally "had it with Pittsburgh"...
he has now changed his moniker to...
"the Guy from Pittsburg, CA."

stay tuned for more updates...

pussified...butterflies...
LOL

[Who]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W16MY_JRcw

AlienCON COMEDY GOLD:

"And there's been discussion of whether or not we are asking for too much. Well, if you buy the golden ticket you would get to git with the important people at the convention you wouldn't get to meet anywhere else or anyway else and that's why we both want the golden ticket so we can talk to people like Giorgio Tsoukalos, Erich von Däniken and maybe be lucky enough to get an interview. Imagine what would have happened if I could have interviewed Doctor Eric Pearl except for just a few seconds in a hallway at a paranormal convention . . . and that's why we want the premium ticket for me and Curtis."

[Happier Times are Coming]

Sweet I could use a few new bras. I don't want to end up with utters.

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