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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

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Quote from: lucifer~bell on July 26, 2017, 10:01:52 PM
"Please eat your food before or after the show and NOT DURING THE SHOW BECAUSE ITS GROSS"

-excellent comment damon.

That's why I very seldom watch his videos.
One thing is to be delusional (like Falkie is about his importance as a video generator) -but to be gross face stuffing primitive pig turns me OFF of having any even
remote interest in his opinions he presents in his extremely shitty videos.
But he is perfect match for 95% of people daily posting here getting exited at his every fart.

Falkie eating during his videos is an integral part of them.  Much of the lore surrounding Falkie includes eating during his videos, and eating in general.  I believe he learned this from studying why Tommee is a cult figure.  I can tell from these comments you would never produce videos on par with Falkie.

And why do you believe a pig is more primitive than the other barnyard animals?

paladin1991

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on July 26, 2017, 02:08:35 PM
Well at least you're stiff. That's more than Senda can say.

You know it, baby.  You know it.

WOTR

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 25, 2017, 01:02:51 AM
I think you might be overstating the strength of the bond those two have. She's still married to someone else anyway, leaving aside the fact that they hardly see each other in the first place.

...I don't know... They seem like such a loving couple.  Soulmates.


Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on July 26, 2017, 08:38:28 PM


I am a loyal supporter and fan of The Guy From Pittsburgh!

As we all are. (cough)

Quote from: The Snorchlax on July 26, 2017, 08:20:05 PM
I haven't been on BellGab in a while so this is all very exciting!
Always something going on on the Falkie thread.

ZaZa

Quote from: brig on July 26, 2017, 09:33:52 PM
No worries my friends. I have confession to make.
As you all know I have huge crush on MV but he is a married man with kids, so my next crash is George Senda.
Senda is single and taller than MV. Senda has comfy belly that I can cuddle up to it. MV is skinny and bonny.
I'm so heart broken.

Friendship

I'm so sorry brig that you have this drama in your life.

Quote from: Adolph Schlongenhaler on July 26, 2017, 06:59:26 PM
Or anyone who has seen you naked.
At least people who have seen me naked didn't need to be ruffied first.

Quote from: whoozit on July 26, 2017, 08:17:17 PM
I loved Falkie insisting the pythons would eat all of the native animals.  What the fuck, are the alligators going to order out and eat foreign animals?

No doubt these are the sorts of invigorating conversations with Kathy that Falkie values and misses.  If Abe would just keep his stupid mouth shut for a minute with his dumb comments, we may have gotten the answer.  Probably has to do with the Mexicans swimming by, but now we'll never know.


Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on July 27, 2017, 01:19:30 AM
At least people who have seen me naked didn't need to be ruffied first.

After?



Quote from: Adolph Schlongenhaler on July 27, 2017, 02:56:54 AM
Once you are become blind or insane, the damage is done.

Well, you would know about insane, or at least not all there.  :P

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on July 27, 2017, 05:25:22 AM
Well, you would know about insane, or at least not all there.  :P

Where is your humanity?  I can't change my screen name.  I'm locked in as (A) Hitler and (B) a polesmoker.

I'm like 3/4 of the way to being SznvthwVishnoo.

JustSayAhhhh

This video was uploaded in 2013.
Look where Jason is.

https://youtu.be/pT9w1mbscjU

Lilith

Quote from: JustSayAhhhh on July 27, 2017, 06:51:38 AM
This video was uploaded in 2013.
Look where Jason is.

https://youtu.be/pT9w1mbscjU

You made me see these:

https://youtu.be/eoqtlZgfX5I

https://youtu.be/syG8TpKofLI

Now please don't misunderstand me here:  Jason seems to be a very nice guy, I like him well enough, and wouldn't want to hurt his feelings, but if George did these, they would be hilarious.

JustSayAhhhh

Quote from: brig on July 27, 2017, 07:09:38 AM
You made me see these:

https://youtu.be/eoqtlZgfX5I

https://youtu.be/syG8TpKofLI

Now please don't misunderstand me here:  Jason seems to be a very nice guy, I like him well enough, and wouldn't want to hurt his feelings, but if George did these, they would be hilarious.

Truth Brig!
Imaginary girlfriends and naked meatloaf.
Seems legit


Lilith

Quote from: JustSayAhhhh on July 27, 2017, 07:30:48 AM


Truth Brig!
Imaginary girlfriends and naked meatloaf.
Seems Jason likes to be nude in his videos as well.  Here we see him doing a food review naked.
This one was on my side bar as well Brig! lol
https://youtu.be/usvfKJ832DE

The main difference for me is that when George does videos, they are funny, Poor Jason, not so much.  He just doesn't have that "funny factor", and is very boring as a result IMO. 

well a new day dawns in Martinez in about 6 hours...
"Falkie will rise" from his sofa bed (alone....or maybe not)...
what new adventures await the Big Guy today ?
will he be roasting ?
will he receive an inbox from his "crack pro bono legal team" ?
will he receive company (after noon, of course) ?
wil he check his Casa Senda mailbox (I hope he found his key) ?
will he be contacted by the Martinez Police to come down and identify a possible suspect (all the Mentho Newport cigarette smoking BLACK MEN in Contra Costa County have been "rounded up") ?
will he waddle on down to visit Abram at work ?

so so many possibilities, I can hardly wait

Quote from: brig on July 27, 2017, 07:38:09 AM
The main difference for me is that when George does videos, they are funny, Poor Jason, not so much.  He just doesn't have that "funny factor", and is very boring as a result IMO.
I know what you mean...
the drama the drama it's just not present in Jason's videos

Quote from: Adolph Schlongenhaler on July 27, 2017, 05:42:08 AM
Where is your humanity?  I can't change my screen name.  I'm locked in as (A) Hitler and (B) a polesmoker.

I'm like 3/4 of the way to being SznvthwVishnoo.
you could still move to South America.....

JustSayAhhhh

Quote from: brig on July 27, 2017, 07:38:09 AM
The main difference for me is that when George does videos, they are funny, Poor Jason, not so much.  He just doesn't have that "funny factor", and is very boring as a result IMO.

agreed. 
side note.. I wonder if Falkie would do his own version of  any of those videos just posted in here.  (Not that anyone should mention it to him).

Lastly, wonder if Falkie got the idea of bed videos from watching Mr. Callen. They even have the same camera angle.
;)

Lilith

Quote from: JustSayAhhhh on July 27, 2017, 07:59:42 AM


agreed. 
side note.. I wonder if Falkie would do his own version of  any of those videos just posted in here.  (Not that anyone should mention it to him).

Lastly, wonder if Falkie got the idea of bed videos from watching Mr. Callen. They even have the same camera angle.
;)

I would LOVE that!

I was wondering the same thing!

damon

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on July 26, 2017, 09:08:20 PM
Falkie puts out hours of video, and gets very hungry.  Its shameful for you to complain and try to deny him nourishment.  I suppose you would ask him not to use the restroom during a video if he heeded to?
He could use a commercial breaks, so he could use the restroom

Quote from: damon on July 27, 2017, 08:25:00 AM
He could use a commercial breaks, so he could use the restroom
a great opportunity to advertise the
NEW "The Guy from Pittsburgh" store !
slow "Sweet Kathy Fleshy Mutant Love Doll" !
the Falkie invented "kitty litter funnel" !
teaser for the next "The Guy from Pittsburgh" video !

the possibilities are endless ! (maybe even a grift or scam)

Lilith

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on July 27, 2017, 08:43:24 AM
a great opportunity to advertise the
NEW "The Guy from Pittsburgh" store !
slow "Sweet Kathy Fleshy Mutant Love Doll" !
the Falkie invented "kitty litter funnel" !
teaser for the next "The Guy from Pittsburgh" video !

the possibilities are endless ! (maybe even a grift or scam)

You forgot sewergab.com.

Quote from: JustSayAhhhh on July 27, 2017, 07:30:48 AM


Truth Brig!
Imaginary girlfriends and naked meatloaf.
Seems legit

Jason is trying to be funny but he is not funny. He is a nice and entertaining man but not funny.
And I think his soap video was a take on this famous call:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RNb3tt0LM

Now George tries to be funny at times and he is not.
He is funny by accident, in fact he is hilarious by accident. But George is never funny when he tries.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on July 27, 2017, 09:10:20 AM
Now George tries to be funny at times and he is not.
He is funny by accident, in fact he is hilarious by accident. But George is never funny when he tries.

Very true. When he tries to be funny it's a train wreck and makes you realise that he is definitely sub-par mentally. His attempts at humour wouldn't pass muster with a five-year-old, and are usually accompanied by this weird dumb grin.

A favourite example of unintentionally funny Senda was when he ranted about his new Kindle and told his viewers to give it to someone they hate, before announcing in the next breath that he will buy one for Kathy.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 27, 2017, 09:19:23 AM
Very true. When he tries to be funny it's a train wreck and makes you realise that he is definitely sub-par mentally. His attempts at humour wouldn't pass muster with a five-year-old, and are usually accompanied by this weird dumb grin.

A favourite example of unintentionally funny Senda was when he ranted about his new Kindle and told his viewers to give it to someone they hate, before announcing in the next breath that he will buy one for Kathy.

Or a pause with a deep breath which is popular with Sci Fi Nerds.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on July 26, 2017, 09:42:54 PM
we can be thankful that at least Falkie usually has "below the gut" hidden from the camera...
you know, just in case he has an itch in a rather embarrassing place...

Embarrassment and the awareness of with Senda doesn't sound right. No, definitly doesn't.

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