The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Happier Times are Coming]

You just want to evict and foreclose on everyone 

I have a much better idea !
What if a couple of want to be terrorists were drugged up an convinced they were have a NDE, and give them a preview of those "virgins..." by having Sweet Kathy naked dancing around them swinging those YUGE UNDULATING BOOBS..telling them...go blow your ass up quick...I AM WAITING FOR YOU !
then turn them loose, they will tell all their buddies...holy shit...we saw what awaits us !
(they then try to describe "what" awaits them..if they blow themselves up)
PROBLEM OF SUICIDE BOMBERS SOLVED !

[3OctaveFart]

Next time you get a stiffie that needs to be suppressed - think Kathy talking about cinema.

That ought to settle those vesicles right on down.

[Norm]

Everything else aside, what Senda claims is an unknown stain in his carpet looks to be some sort of bacterial growth that unless removed and sterilized could easily result in airborne spores released that upon inhalation I have no doubt could lead to a serious respiratory condition such as pneumonia. Considering Senda's age and physical condition, nearby cat litter pans, a filthy kitchen and bathroom and his complaining of what he believes are allergies leads me to believe otherwise.

Martinez Health and Welfare Inspectors should red tag the apartment and evict Senda. Everything needs to be removed and the apartment cleaned thoroughly  before anyone is allowed to re-enter.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Everything else aside, what Senda claims is an unknown stain in his carpet looks to be some sort of bacterial growth that unless removed and sterilized could easily result in airborne spores released that upon inhalation I have no doubt could lead to a serious respiratory condition such as pneumonia. Considering Senda's age and physical condition, nearby cat litter pans, a filthy kitchen and bathroom and his complaining of what he believes are allergies leads me to believe otherwise.

Martinez Health and Welfare Inspectors should red tag the apartment and evict Senda. Everything needs to be removed and the apartment cleaned thoroughly  before anyone is allowed to re-enter.

I think the CDC needs to be consulted to make a final determination !
I am leaning toward a quarantine of Falkie and Kathy and a cremation of all contents of Casa Senda to prevent any spread of God knows what spores, fungus, bacteria, virus, prion or some other as yet not formally identified organism....that would threaten humanity !
BUT, I am just very careful about these sort of things !
and doesn't that carpet scare you ?

[Happier Times are Coming]

The mystery carpet stain could be the result of George stepping on a kitty and squishing it !
notice the couch has been stained also...right about where you might expect the kitty guts to splatter after Falkie squished it ?
yea, it could be the result of a kitty murder by Falkie !

[Happier Times are Coming]

a Criminal Humane Society Forensic Investigator Specialist in Kitty Serial Squishing is needed for this case !
To an untrained observer, the stain, in question, appears to be the result of a Kitty Squishing !
The specialists could confirm my suspicions and recommend appropriate action by the the Contra Costa County Prosecuting Attorney !
This maniac, Falkie, needs to be stopped !

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

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[bateman]

Holy hell.

[Lilith]

Brig,
What if you were to pay a visit to Casa Senda ?
You could take Falkie and Kathy on a car ride ?
Perhaps visit the Martinez Group Home for VILLAGE IDIOTS ?
While we are cleaning the hovel....pairing George's possessions down to two cardboard boxes containing what is salvageable and worth keeping (IF there is enough) for his move ?
I think once George and Kathy meet the other residents, they may just find they fit right in ?
Do make sure and introduce them to the nice lady who opens those difficult to open twinkles and cup cakes !
Maybe as an added bonus I would spring for a buffet for the three of you (BUT only if you film Falkie and Kathy !)

Thank You, but no.

[Lilith]

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OMG!! HOW embarassing!!!!   

[Lilith]

Everything else aside, what Senda claims is an unknown stain in his carpet looks to be some sort of bacterial growth that unless removed and sterilized could easily result in airborne spores released that upon inhalation I have no doubt could lead to a serious respiratory condition such as pneumonia. Considering Senda's age and physical condition, nearby cat litter pans, a filthy kitchen and bathroom and his complaining of what he believes are allergies leads me to believe otherwise.

Martinez Health and Welfare Inspectors should red tag the apartment and evict Senda. Everything needs to be removed and the apartment cleaned thoroughly  before anyone is allowed to re-enter.

My first impression, when I watched the video, was that it looked like "someone" dunno who, had pee'd in their sleep, and it went right through the mattress.   He only has a thin hide-a-bed mattress.

[3OctaveFart]

That is some ground-in grime, right there.

You have to break a sweat to rub out that kind of filth.

[SredniVashtar]

I'm sure I saw a bottle of piss in his fridge. The man is Howard Hughes - a dumb, fat mendicant Howard Hughes.

[WhiteCrow]

I'm sure I saw a bottle of piss in his fridge. The man is Howard Hughes - a dumb, fat mendicant Howard Hughes.

All this time I thought it was Snapple.  Thank you SV....Mrs. Crow will keep an eye out for more pollutants in the fridge now that we know.  To think she may have needed a refreshment and reached for the bottle.  Oh the horror !!!

Love ALL

[Lilith]

All this time I thought it was Snapple.  Thank you SV....Mrs. Crow will keep an eye out for more pollutants in the fridge now that we know.  To think she may have needed a refreshment and reached for the bottle.  Oh the horror !!!

Love ALL

I'm very happy Shredme is still keeping up with things in Georges world.  Every now and then I think he has left us, or something has happened to him, and I get very very sad.

[SredniVashtar]

I'm very happy Shredme is still keeping up with things in Georges world.  Every now and then I think he has left us, or something has happened to him, and I get very very sad.

I don't think a long-term recidivist like me can ever truly escape the Sendaverse. Although I think we are in bit of a creative lull at the moment. Perhaps we should build a wall to keep out undesirables spamming the thread with nonsense and Make the Falkie Thread Great Again? #MTFTGA (which sounds like someone being sick, appropriately enough).

[Lilith]

I don't think a long-term recidivist like me can ever truly escape the Sendaverse. Although I think we are in bit of a creative lull at the moment. Perhaps we should build a wall to keep out undesirables spamming the thread with nonsense and Make the Falkie Thread Great Again? #MTFTGA (which sounds like someone being sick, appropriately enough).

You mean like a new Fortress?  (Only able to be posted in by those approved of by our elected committee)?

[WhiteCrow]

You mean like a new Fortress?  (Only able to be posted in by those approved of by our elected committee)?

How bout a Falkie Funnel fort where the Big Guy himself funnels out the spam. 

[SredniVashtar]

You mean like a new Fortress?  (Only able to be posted in by those approved of by our elected committee)?

Yes, there needs to be an entrance requirement. I think we are in danger of watering down our brand by letting too many people in. This used to be an Ivy League of degenerates, but now the admissions standard has reached New River College depths.

[Lilith]

Yes, there needs to be an entrance requirement. I think we are in danger of watering down our brand by letting too many people in. This used to be an Ivy League of degenerates, but now the admissions standard has reached New River College depths.

I understand.  Unlike George tho, perhaps we could torture the undesirables, by allowing them to read the thread, while not being allowed to post in it.

[SredniVashtar]

I understand.  Unlike George tho, perhaps we could torture the undesirables, by allowing them to read the thread, while not being allowed to post in it.

Yes, and I can think we can trust the members of the new Elite Falkie Thread not to fill it with pictures of underage girls - with the exception of White Crow, who needs to go to the review board first.

[Lilith]

Yes, and I can think we can trust the members of the new Elite Falkie Thread not to fill it with pictures of underage girls - with the exception of White Crow, who needs to go to the review board first.

Well, I think you should be in charge.

[SredniVashtar]

Well, I think you should be in charge.

I see two problems there: I would almost certainly become drunk with power and wield it for evil rather than promoting Brand Senda. Secondly, when Senda wins the lottery (any day now), not to mention flush with cash from the Noory TV deal (I understand they are in in final negotiations with a herd of pygmy moose from Greenland), he will come after me with his team of lawyers. He already holds a grudge over the Senda Diaries (now available in paperback) so I'm afraid I can't take the risk. I think we should organise a worker's cooperative.

[Lilith]

I see two problems there: I would almost certainly become drunk with power and wield it for evil rather than promoting Brand Senda. Secondly, when Senda wins the lottery (any day now), not to mention flush with cash from the Noory TV deal (I understand they are in in final negotiations with a herd of pygmy moose from Greenland), he will come after me with his team of lawyers. He already holds a grudge over the Senda Diaries (now available in paperback) so I'm afraid I can't take the risk. I think we should organise a worker's cooperative.

I can relate to your concerns...

Sadly, even with a worker's cooperative, I'm afraid we would unavoidably have tattle tales in the group.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Yes, there needs to be an entrance requirement. I think we are in danger of watering down our brand by letting too many people in. This used to be an Ivy League of degenerates, but now the admissions standard has reached New River College depths.

am I considered an "undesirable" ?
I was NOT allowed admission to New River College, even with a personal recommendation from George.
I flunked the written portion on the entrance exam (they were unable to understand my Mongolian)

[Happier Times are Coming]

Brig,
I really find your Alien Head quite attractive with that hat !
I keep mine in the bathroom facing the commode, I find it "inspiring"

[Lilith]

Brig,
I really find your Alien Head quite attractive with that hat !
I keep mine in the bathroom facing the commode, I find it "inspiring"

I'm glad you kept it! 

[SredniVashtar]

I can relate to your concerns...

Sadly, even with a worker's cooperative, I'm afraid we would unavoidably have tattle tales in the group.

We need a security staff to safeguard the revolution, so that saboteurs can be identified and shot. I think we should shoot OLG as a precautionary measure anyway, pour encourager les autres. As they say in Italy.

[SredniVashtar]

am I considered an "undesirable" ?

Tiim ee!

[damon]

Brig,
I really find your Alien Head quite attractive with that hat !
I keep mine in the bathroom facing the commode, I find it "inspiring"

The alien head is out of this world brig.