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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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Norm

Quote from: whoozit on June 12, 2017, 04:21:11 PM
I wonder what he thinks his time is worth. How many zeros in a gazillion?  I assume there aren't enough zeros to represent Falkie's number.

Help the mumbling lardass buy another pair of red shorts.... and a lens cleaning rag for his POS iPad.

""If you choose to donate to support my efforts and help me buy new storage equipment you can please donate to me at :

https://www.paypal.me/georgesenda

damon

Quote from: Norm on June 12, 2017, 04:31:49 PM
Help the mumbling lardass buy another pair of red shorts.... and a lens cleaning rag for his POS iPad.

""If you choose to donate to support my efforts and help me buy new storage equipment you can please donate to me at :

https://www.paypal.me/georgesenda
Reported

whoozit

Quote from: Damon on June 11, 2017, 07:46:06 PM
here is the newest video from the master aka the senda monster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2ELeTZEz_E
Holy fuck.  At 5:45 Falkie said he is being persecuted because he is a jew, with a little "j".  What treasures are contained in the dung heap if you are willing to sift.  George complains that he wants White Crow to stop claiming to be a banker.  I want George to stop claiming to be a nice guy that doesn't beg.

bateman

Apropos of nothing, one of my favorite Falkie lies is that he was on SF Redbook to talk about cats.

Norm

Quote from: whoozit on June 12, 2017, 04:46:17 PM
Holy fuck.  At 5:45 Falkie said he is being persecuted because he is a jew, with a little "j".  What treasures are contained in the dung heap if you are willing to sift.  George complains that he wants White Crow to stop claiming to be a banker.  I want George to stop claiming to be human.

He says it's tough to be him. He says he needs money to get his operations done, total bullshit, he's on Medi-Cal, he doesn't spend single cent for any medical procedures. It's all paid for by the taxpayers. He can order a new pair of prescription glasses online for less than $20, even free if Coastal.com is still doing their 'first pair free' offer. He complains because somebody offers to help him financially then wants it back?  What planet is he on? Planet Falkie?

3OctaveFart

Can't sit through his podcast, it is too unfocused. Did he say how he intends to buy land? That's not going to be like buying a Pokemon knapsack on Amazon.



whoozit

Quote from: b🎱man on June 12, 2017, 04:57:41 PM
Apropos of nothing, one of my favorite Falkie lies is that he was on SF Redbook to talk about cats.
I think that goes for some of his most ardent fans too.


Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on June 12, 2017, 03:50:08 PM
I agree ... I'm out of here too if happens again.

I know that I would not be alone in turning a blind eye to ONE MORE OFFENCE...just to clear out the riffraff...

Quote from: b🎱man on June 12, 2017, 04:57:41 PM
Apropos of nothing, one of my favorite Falkie lies is that he was on SF Redbook to talk about cats.

He was there to talk about pussy.  Pwede na 'yan.

damon

Quote from: Hoof Hearted on June 12, 2017, 05:50:05 PM
I know that I would not be alone in turning a blind eye to ONE MORE OFFENCE...just to clear out the riffraff...
I agree


Quote from: Norm on June 12, 2017, 04:58:45 PM
He says he needs money to get his operations done, total bullshit, he's on Medi-Cal, he doesn't spend single cent for any medical procedures. It's all paid for by the taxpayers. He can order a new pair of prescription glasses online for less than $20, even free if Coastal.com is still doing their 'first pair free' offer. He complains because somebody offers to help him financially then wants it back? 

Are you finally getting it now Norm?  Hardly anyone other than nutcases like Seraphim fork over the dough if he talks about buying toys or taking Kathy out for fine dining, but when he talks about starving cats or suffering horrible pain the waterworks start going full blast.

He's utterly amoral; he will lie about anything to get money, goods, or services.  Dig it.


damon

https://youtu.be/3zRzSsEVf68
The best advice that i can give george is before he moves is to have a lawyer to form a trust. Then have the trust buy and/or rent, apartments,homes, lands, cars, etc. That will create a "firewall" for george. I hope that someone who george trusts please tell him that. That will help george out a lot.

Quote from: whoozit on June 11, 2017, 07:10:26 PM
I think whoever did this is an ass.  It is not Falkies fault and only screwed the pizza place and delivery guy.  I also find the thought that Falkie should tip for a pizza he didn't order ludicrous.  If the person that made the order did not tip it is on them, not Falkie.  The way some carry on here a "free" pizza seems to come with very large strings.

Let me first state it wasn't me, because it does involve others who are just trying to do their jobs.

But how much are the pizza place and delivery guy really out?  The delivery guy doesn't get a few bucks he wouldn't have gotten if the pizza wasn't ordered anyway, and the pizza place is out a few cents in dough, and maybe a little more for cheese and toppings.

Yes they need to cover their rent, salaries, and utilities, and sell a certain number of pizzas to do so, but their marginal cost of each pizza isn't very much - they had to pay rent, salaries, and keep the oven on whether they made that pizza or not.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on June 12, 2017, 06:21:38 PM
Let me first state it wasn't me, because it does involve others who are just trying to do their jobs.

But how much are the pizza place and delivery guy really out?  The delivery guy doesn't get a few bucks he wouldn't have gotten if the pizza wasn't ordered anyway, and the pizza place is out a few cents in dough, and maybe a little more for cheese and toppings.

Yes they need to cover their rent, salaries, and utilities, and sell a certain number of pizzas to do so, but their marginal cost of each pizza isn't very much - they had to pay rent, salaries, and keep the oven on whether they made that pizza or not.

What in the fuck are you even talking about?  You sound guilty as hell.

whoozit

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on June 12, 2017, 06:21:38 PM
Let me first state it wasn't me, because it does involve others who are just trying to do their jobs.

But how much are the pizza place and delivery guy really out?  The delivery guy doesn't get a few bucks he wouldn't have gotten if the pizza wasn't ordered anyway, and the pizza place is out a few cents in dough, and maybe a little more for cheese and toppings.

Yes they need to cover their rent, salaries, and utilities, and sell a certain number of pizzas to do so, but their marginal cost of each pizza isn't very much - they had to pay rent, salaries, and keep the oven on whether they made that pizza or not.
There is no justification or qualification.  I get the limited monetary loss but it is the principle that is important.  Work can be enough of a chore without assholes wasting everyone's time and effort.  I bet we can both agree on that.

recent pizza idea as a prank...not paying for pizza
bad idea
not funny
guilty party should reimburse pizza establishments (my opinion)

I would think a better idea is to suggest to a couple of Morman missionaries, a person you know named Falkie is a lapsed jew (lowercase j) and is in dire need of help as he is surely close to death...
cost: 0
harm: none
benefits: the missionaries get to mark another person off their daily quota and Falkie finally has two guests he can prepare some of that gourmet coffee Justin sent him...he already has a coffee maker
EVERYONE WINS

Norm

Quote from: Damon the most awesome person on June 12, 2017, 06:20:12 PM
https://youtu.be/3zRzSsEVf68
The best advice that i can give george is before he moves is to have a lawyer to form a trust. Then have the trust buy and/or rent, apartments,homes, lands, cars, etc. That will create a "firewall" for george. I hope that someone who george trusts please tell him that. That will help george out a lot.

Let's get a few facts straight shall we?

George lives in a Section 8 housing unit. Rent in the bay area is astronomically high and the demand for those who are low income and qualify for section 8 housing quickly find moving and choice of eligible housing basically non-existent. George's fantasies of moving are just that, a fantasy unless an unknown beneficiary should bestow upon George a large sum of money to pay for new housing. I assure you that ain't gonna happen in this dimension. His holiness is stuck in his current domicile until hell freezes over, the building becomes uninhabitable, the apartment no longer meets HUD requirements or the honey oil factory next door vaporizes.

Now I don't have his mailing address otherwise I would gladly send him plenty of non-perishable grocery items we no longer sell and are currently stored in our warehouse. Normally these items go to the local food closet or homeless food distribution outlet as unlike perishable items, these items are perfectly good. Our most recent addition has been two full pallets of assorted chinese toys that we removed due to the possibility of a liability issue if a child should ingest some of the smaller toys. That suggestion was brought to our attention by our insurance company who just completed assessing our current inventory.

Oh, I hear the sound of little hoofs outside, is it the elfin brigade? Let's go find out shall we?

damon

Quote from: Norm on June 12, 2017, 07:29:32 PM
Let's get a few facts straight shall we?

George lives in a Section 8 housing unit. Rent in the bay area is astronomically high and the demand for those who are low income and qualify for section 8 housing quickly find moving and choice of eligible housing basically non-existent. George's fantasies of moving are just that, a fantasy unless an unknown beneficiary should bestow upon George a large sum of money to pay for new housing. I assure you that ain't gonna happen in this dimension. His holiness is stuck in his current domicile until hell freezes over, the building becomes uninhabitable, the apartment no longer meets HUD requirements or the honey oil factory next door vaporizes.

Now I don't have his mailing address otherwise I would gladly send him plenty of non-perishable grocery items we no longer sell and are currently stored in our warehouse. Normally these items go to the local food closet or homeless food distribution outlet as unlike perishable items, these items are perfectly good. Our most recent addition has been two full pallets of assorted chinese toys that we removed due to the possibility of a liability issue if a child should ingest some of the smaller toys. That suggestion was brought to our attention by our insurance company who just completed assessing our current inventory.

Oh, I hear the sound of little hoofs outside, is it the elfin brigade? Let's go find out shall we?
Falkie does have poor money management skills too.


damon

Quote from: Norm on June 12, 2017, 07:29:32 PM
Let's get a few facts straight shall we?

George lives in a Section 8 housing unit. Rent in the bay area is astronomically high and the demand for those who are low income and qualify for section 8 housing quickly find moving and choice of eligible housing basically non-existent. George's fantasies of moving are just that, a fantasy unless an unknown beneficiary should bestow upon George a large sum of money to pay for new housing. I assure you that ain't gonna happen in this dimension. His holiness is stuck in his current domicile until hell freezes over, the building becomes uninhabitable, the apartment no longer meets HUD requirements or the honey oil factory next door vaporizes.

Now I don't have his mailing address otherwise I would gladly send him plenty of non-perishable grocery items we no longer sell and are currently stored in our warehouse. Normally these items go to the local food closet or homeless food distribution outlet as unlike perishable items, these items are perfectly good. Our most recent addition has been two full pallets of assorted chinese toys that we removed due to the possibility of a liability issue if a child should ingest some of the smaller toys. That suggestion was brought to our attention by our insurance company who just completed assessing our current inventory.

Oh, I hear the sound of little hoofs outside, is it the elfin brigade? Let's go find out shall we?
mostly falkie will stay where he is at and when he dies, no one will go in there unless they are wearing a hazmat suit.

Lilith

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 12, 2017, 07:17:47 PM
recent pizza idea as a prank...not paying for pizza
bad idea
not funny
guilty party should reimburse pizza establishments (my opinion)


AND, I think they should own up.

I don't think it was PB.  I think it was some kook craving attention.

I could be wrong.

Quote from: Arnold Pretzelnegger on June 12, 2017, 06:43:25 PM
What in the fuck are you even talking about?  You sound guilty as hell.

What am I talking about?  A dumb topic that's being discussed on this dumb thread.  If it had been me, I wouldn't be posting about it.

George in one of his recent videos has divulged his plans to move out of Casa Senda at the Hacienda, he went on to say his new location is secret (Martinez Group Home for VILLAGE IDIOTS) and he will use a "mail drop" (Resident #956 GS c/o Martinez Group Home for VILLAGE IDIOTS) and his studio (his 12' x 14' Resident room) will have the windows covered (neighborhood required after George caught "plunging" a toilet with his red shorts down to his ankles...there is no toilet in his room) to prevent anyone from finding out where he lives (Martinez Group Home for VILLAGE IDIOTS) he went on to say how nothing will be in his name (county and state will have appointed a responsible party to handle all his affairs) for security.
Damn George, you are one smart cookie....

Quote from: brig on June 12, 2017, 08:12:34 PM
AND, I think they should own up.

I don't think it was PB.  I think it was some kook craving attention.

I could be wrong.
Brig,
you suspect...
a kook craving attention ?
well...
I guess George could have ordered the pizzas himself..
but then, I could be wrong too

Lilith

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 12, 2017, 08:25:43 PM
George in one of his recent videos has divulged his plans to move out of Casa Senda at the Hacienda, he went on to say his new location is secret (Martinez Group Home for VILLAGE IDIOTS) and he will use a "mail drop" (Resident #956 GS c/o Martinez Group Home for VILLAGE IDIOTS) and his studio (his 12' x 14' Resident room) will have the windows covered (neighborhood required after George caught "plunging" a toilet with his red shorts down to his ankles...there is no toilet in his room) to prevent anyone from finding out where he lives (Martinez Group Home for VILLAGE IDIOTS) he went on to say how nothing will be in his name (county and state will have appointed a responsible party to handle all his affairs) for security.
Damn George, you are one smart cookie....

I wonder if he's getting evicted?  :o

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