The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[bateman]

From the description:

Kathy also cut my hair but she got too rough with the electric clippers & I finished it myself as best as I could.
I paid her $10 and paid her bus fare and will give her more on the 30th.

[damon]

http://www.kcra.com/article/travis-air-base-security-incident-a-false-alarm/10024987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAbcROOSQGY
George and fake news

http://www.kcra.com/article/travis-air-base-security-incident-a-false-alarm/10024987

[whoozit]

From the description:

Perhaps someone will be dumb kind enough to send George a Flowbee.

[Walks_At_Night]

http://www.kcra.com/article/travis-air-base-security-incident-a-false-alarm/10024987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAbcROOSQGY
George and fake news

Is he shirtless with a pair of Steelers skivvies thrown over one shoulder?    That's a new look ain't it?

[damon]

here is a screenshot of falkies channel

[Walks_At_Night]

"I don't know what that stain is..."

Well there are some questions you really don't want to know the answer to.

[Happier Times are Coming]

From the description:
Kathy also cut my hair but she got too rough with the electric clippers & I finished it myself as best as I could.
I paid her $10 and paid her bus fare and will give her more on the 30th.

I was going to ask, BUT paying her bus fare plus $10, with "more" promised on the 30th..
that answered my question..did she "work" in the nude.
my only question remaining is, was the comment "rough with the electric clippers" in reference to the extra service...manscaping the Falkie ?
gee, I hope she didn't nick the twitchie thingy !
(do you suppose she uses her hand to move "it" or some tongs from his kitchen ?)
anyway, I can rest easy knowing Falkie has his hair cut and styled along with the extra special Falkie manscaping !

[Happier Times are Coming]

Well there are some questions you really don't want to know the answer to.

when you say "some questions", did you mean if Kathy was cleaning the hovel and grooming Falkie in the nude....with those YUGE UNDULATING BOOBS swinging back and forth ?

[Norm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEGiBeHhdTI

Patty brags about being able to make real potato salad fron scratch but Kathy says it is too much of a pain in the ass.

My biggest bitch is fighting to open the Little Debbie boxes. Those retards make it difficult to eat and I'm sick and tired of it. What the F*(&K is wrong with these morons?

  Please donate to my needs so I can hire a helper to open my Ho Ho's and Hostess cupcake boxes

[Happier Times are Coming]

My biggest bitch is fighting to open the Little Debbie boxes. Those retards make it difficult to eat and I'm sick and tired of it. What the F*(&K is wrong with these morons?

  Please donate to my needs so I can hire a helper to open my Ho Ho's and Hostess cupcake boxes

.....while at the Martinez Group Home for VILLAGE IDIOTS we find Mary Alice, a keeper of VILLAGE IDIOTS, patiently opening the "difficult to manage" Twinkie packages....
for the residents.
(she is also qualified to open cup cakes)
...just another selling point for George and Kathy

[Happier Times are Coming]

My biggest bitch is fighting to open the Little Debbie boxes. Those retards make it difficult to eat and I'm sick and tired of it. What the F*(&K is wrong with these morons?

  Please donate to my needs so I can hire a helper to open my Ho Ho's and Hostess cupcake boxes

DAMN, THIS IS CALIFORNIA !
WTF, NO PERSONAL CARE TWINKIE PACKAGE OPENERS FOR FALKIE AND KATHY ?
WTF !
GEORGE, CALL MAXINE WATERS !!
THAT IS BULLSHIT !

[Happier Times are Coming]

I am willing to put off my heart transplant for a month in order to fly to Falkie's hovel and help him clean....
who is with me ?
*I would also be willing to pay, up front, the $10 plus bus fare plus more promised on the 30th for Kathy to assist (of course "out of uniform"...allowing those YUGE UNDULATING BOOBS to get some air)
now, who is with me ?

Old Crow,
even though you are limited to a 3-4 hour window of sobriety per week...you are invited !
and Ol' Gerry, don't feel left out as you are also invited...Kathy has a "thing" for you, and we all know what that "thing" is...

[damon]

I am willing to put off my heart transplant for a month in order to fly to Falkie's hovel and help him clean....
who is with me ?
*I would also be willing to pay, up front, the $10 plus bus fare plus more promised on the 30th for Kathy to assist (of course "out of uniform"...allowing those YUGE UNDULATING BOOBS to get some air)
now, who is with me ?

Old Crow,
even though you are limited to a 3-4 hour window of sobriety per week...you are invited !
and Ol' Gerry, don't feel left out as you are also invited...Kathy has a "thing" for you, and we all know what that "thing" is...

i will help you out amigo. lets made falkie great again.

[damon]

http://www.kcra.com/article/travis-air-base-security-incident-a-false-alarm/10024987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAbcROOSQGY
George and fake news

http://www.kcra.com/article/travis-air-base-security-incident-a-false-alarm/10024987

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SexY1ix2zVE

[Laughing Gator]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk6vTpYVkjk

That's like watching the Hoarders show. It's fascinating to see people live in their own filth but it still makes your stomach queasy. 

I wish there was a camera because there is always the "hoarder freakout" when they start freaking out about throwing out trash that they think are treasures. Guaranteed Falkie will freak out about throwing out some urine encrusted old magazines that he thinks are valuable. 

[WhiteCrow]

I am willing to put off my heart transplant for a month in order to fly to Falkie's hovel and help him clean....
who is with me ?
*I would also be willing to pay, up front, the $10 plus bus fare plus more promised on the 30th for Kathy to assist (of course "out of uniform"...allowing those YUGE UNDULATING BOOBS to get some air)
now, who is with me ?

Old Crow,
even though you are limited to a 3-4 hour window of sobriety per week...you are invited !
and Ol' Gerry, don't feel left out as you are also invited...Kathy has a "thing" for you, and we all know what that "thing" is...

Great idea ..I'm in.

Can I bring Mrs Crow along? she is a nurse and knows how to clean ..plus she'll help with my sobriety and productivity .. she also makes excellent  "to do list"..

brig has met her and I'm sure brig will vouch that Mrs Crow will make up for the many limitations I have ...

Peace and Love for ALL

[WhiteCrow]

That's like watching the Hoarders show. It's fascinating to see people live in their own filth but it still makes your stomach queasy. 

I wish there was a camera because there is always the "hoarder freakout" when they start freaking out about throwing out trash that they think are treasures. Guaranteed Falkie will freak out about throwing out some urine encrusted old magazines that he thinks are valuable.

Mrs Crow won't stand for any of this BS.. Falkie apartment will be spic and span before she leaves..

I showed Mrs Crow Kathy's Korner for the first time today..She saw George's videos before..

Her comments after watching Kathy Korner

"George and Kathy make a very nice couple"

"Kathy isn't in a corner"

[Happier Times are Coming]

Great idea ..I'm in.

Can I bring Mrs Crow along? she is a nurse and knows how to clean ..plus she'll help with my sobriety and productivity .. she also makes excellent  "to do list"..

brig has met her and I'm sure brig will vouch that Mrs Crow will make up for the many limitations I have ...

Peace and Love for ALL

Old Crow (and Mrs. Crow)
I think that would be great !
I would have initially thought maybe it was a bad idea to involve Mrs. Crow, as I am sure she would fit into the "Lady category"....
however, she being a Nurse....she has probably seen it all, and would most likely view it as anatomy gone bad...those YUGE UNDULATING BOOBS and Kathy in the buff...and who knows about Falkie ? Hell, he may want to show Mrs. Crow his "manscaping" ..and it may overwhelm her momentarily but I am sure with her experience and education it will not induce a case of PTSD (hopefully) and she will be alright.....and able to assist in your care and wellbeing.....hopefully there are no SED around the Hacienda that may be tempted to piss on you and give you a lick and kiss as you are passed out.
now, if we can get ol' Gerry on board..

[WhiteCrow]

Old Crow (and Mrs. Crow)
I think that would be great !
I would have initially thought maybe it was a bad idea to involve Mrs. Crow, as I am sure she would fit into the "Lady category"....
however, she being a Nurse....she has probably seen it all, and would most likely view it as anatomy gone bad...those YUGE UNDULATING BOOBS and Kathy in the buff...and who knows about Falkie ? Hell, he may want to show Mrs. Crow his "manscaping" ..and it may overwhelm her momentarily but I am sure with her experience and education it will not induce a case of PTSD (hopefully) and she will be alright.....and able to assist in your care and wellbeing.....hopefully there are no SED around the Hacienda that may be tempted to piss on you and give you a lick and kiss as you are passed out.
now, if we can get ol' Gerry on board..

Ok she is excited to get started..Mrs Crow said it can't be any worse than being a plumber?

Plus I'm really not much help with manual work. And if Falkie's apartment has a no smoking policy.. I won't be of any help..

[Happier Times are Coming]

Ok she is excited to get started..Mrs Crow said it can't be any worse than being a plumber?

Plus I'm really not much help with manual work. And if Falkie's apartment has a no smoking policy.. I won't be of any help..

GLAD TO HEAR THAT !
Mrs. Crow's familiarity with "plumbing" will no doubt be an asset when Falkie flashes his "manscaped" twitchie thingy....Mrs. Crow will not bat an eye and simply ignore the "small inconvenience" and continue cleaning
and you and your smoking...
have NO fear !  Damn, it's California and Martinez and the Hacienda and Casa Senda...
hell, I am 100 % sure you can smoke tobacco you can smoke cannabis sativa you can smoke cannabis indica you can smoke socks you can smoke old tires....
NO PROBLEM
*really ? damn, no matter what you smoke in Casa Senda...it will be viewed as an air freshener by his neighbors in the Hacienda.....management....US.....and Falkie and Kathy

[Happier Times are Coming]

Ok she is excited to get started..Mrs Crow said it can't be any worse than being a plumber?

Plus I'm really not much help with manual work. And if Falkie's apartment has a no smoking policy.. I won't be of any help..

Old Crow..
NOT to worry, we can always utilize you as a door stop to keep Falkie's front door open !

[Rally Squirrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk6vTpYVkjk
How can any human live in that shitty place.

That was quite a big day for Senda. With Kathy's help he managed to toss out some old food in his freezer.

I bet it was all the frozen veggies that he shows in his haul videos, you know they just sat there till they had freezer burn.

[ninjashoes]

Has Falkie ever pimped out Kathy like he did to the milk women?

[nooryisawesome]

here is a screenshot of falkies channel

Eh, Falkie is still a better new source than CNN so at least he has that going for him.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Old Crow (and Mrs. Crow)
I think that would be great !
I would have initially thought maybe it was a bad idea to involve Mrs. Crow, as I am sure she would fit into the "Lady category"....
however, she being a Nurse....she has probably seen it all, and would most likely view it as anatomy gone bad...those YUGE UNDULATING BOOBS and Kathy in the buff...and who knows about Falkie ? Hell, he may want to show Mrs. Crow his "manscaping" ..and it may overwhelm her momentarily but I am sure with her experience and education it will not induce a case of PTSD (hopefully) and she will be alright.....and able to assist in your care and wellbeing.....hopefully there are no SED around the Hacienda that may be tempted to piss on you and give you a lick and kiss as you are passed out.
now, if we can get ol' Gerry on board..

Ol' Gerry is always happy to pitch in for any endeavor if it will help and benefit George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh!

As for Kathy, I don't quite know what you're referring to, and don't believe she has a "thing" for me.  I've only spoken to her once very briefly when George had her on speaker phone with him, and she once referred to me as "William" in an early episode of "Kathy's Korner."  However, she did just make that "Alien: Covenant" review video specifically at my request as I had just inboxed George about it last night.

She has much more of a history and relationship with BellGab's area51drone, but I don't think that she has thought too highly of him for quite some time.

[paladin1991]

Well we went on a transatlantic cruise to Europe so yes on the oysters (and Paella in Spain --yum), yes to lots of sex and no to the driftwood, that'd cause splinters and be uncomfortable.

Oh and no, my wife wouldn't get the appeal the Falkie thread has for all of us. 

Care to share some pictures of your wife?

[Lilith]

Great idea ..I'm in.

Can I bring Mrs Crow along? she is a nurse and knows how to clean ..plus she'll help with my sobriety and productivity .. she also makes excellent  "to do list"..

brig has met her and I'm sure brig will vouch that Mrs Crow will make up for the many limitations I have ...

Peace and Love for ALL

Mrs Crow gets my vouch any day! 

[nooryisawesome]

Great idea ..I'm in.

Can I bring Mrs Crow along? she is a nurse and knows how to clean ..plus she'll help with my sobriety and productivity .. she also makes excellent  "to do list"..

brig has met her and I'm sure brig will vouch that Mrs Crow will make up for the many limitations I have ...

Peace and Love for ALL

You just want to evict and foreclose on everyone 

[3OctaveFart]

Kathy's movie reviews are the kind of thing that should be shown to detainees at Gitmo.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Mrs Crow gets my vouch any day! 

Brig,
What if you were to pay a visit to Casa Senda ?
You could take Falkie and Kathy on a car ride ?
Perhaps visit the Martinez Group Home for VILLAGE IDIOTS ?
While we are cleaning the hovel....pairing George's possessions down to two cardboard boxes containing what is salvageable and worth keeping (IF there is enough) for his move ?
I think once George and Kathy meet the other residents, they may just find they fit right in ?
Do make sure and introduce them to the nice lady who opens those difficult to open twinkles and cup cakes !
Maybe as an added bonus I would spring for a buffet for the three of you (BUT only if you film Falkie and Kathy !)