The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Said the man who has always been chivalrous to all women on Bellgab.

When my love swears that she is made of truth,
I do believe her, though I know she lies,
That she might think me some untutor’d youth,
Unlearned in the world’s false subtleties.

Thus vainly thinking that she thinks me young,
Although she knows my days are past the best,
Simply I credit her false-speaking tongue:
On both sides thus is simple truth suppress’d.

But wherefore says she not she is unjust?
And wherefore say not I that I am old?
O, love’s best habit is in seeming trust,
And age in love loves not to have years told:

Therefore I lie with her and she with me,
And in our faults by lies we flatter’d be.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Looks like one sucker might be falling for the cat food ploy.

Jessica Reyes19 hours ago
I'll definitely spread the word! What's your paypal address? Email me: jessicaartmodel@gmail.com

Now don't any of you contact that address, it would be wrong.

And I see Falkie is upset that people think he might be lying. We know you are not lying, Senda. You told us what happened.
You had $40 at the first, you bought $20 worth of soda. Later in the month you looked at the account and saw you had $40 so you spent $20 on junk.
Then when you went to buy cat food the whole $40 was gone.
It was not stolen like you say, you spent it.
It was stupid of them to not capture the funds right away because you are an irresponsible moron.
But you still spent that money, it wasn't yours.

Please enlighten Jessica as to Senda The Grifter's ways.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Please enlighten Jessica as to Senda The Grifter's ways.

That's incredibly insulting to Laura.

[paladin1991]

I just posted this to George in the Fortress, and am cross-posting it here to make sure he sees it as soon as possible.  I think I may have provided a way for him to escape the Cat Food Crisis:

"Good morning, George.  I just had an idea.  Does Kathy still have her $750 car fund?  Maybe she could delay the purchase until after the first of the month so she could give you an emergency loan to get by for the cats.  You've been there for her and Boop, and now it's her time to step up.  Crisis averted!"

Quoting so that senda will see your post, OLG!

[Open Lines Gerry]

  Quoting so that senda will see your post, OLG!

Thanks, buddy!  He has seen it and responded.  Kathy will NOT be loaning him the money, unfortunately.  Those poor, poor cats.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Hopefully those earnings get reported.

George made a reference to $100 in the Fortress, but Ol' Gerry is not going to directly "quote" a Fortress post for non-member viewing.  Maybe he can clarify the size of the payment for us ($20 vs. $100) as he is obviously not averse to discussing the topic since he already did in his video.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

George made a reference to $100 in the Fortress

Yeah, I'll just bet he did.  He also said it was $20 in an unguarded moment in his video, which is surely closer to the truth.  But he lies so shamelessly that it would not surprise me to hear that it was $200 by the time he's done lying about it.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Please enlighten Jessica as to Senda The Grifter's ways.

It would be a real shame if someone sent her an email with a link to this page.  I would certainly not do such a thing.  Imagine if she spread that word rather than his con about the cat food money.

[paladin1991]

Thanks, buddy!  He has seen it and responded.  Kathy will NOT be loaning him the money, unfortunately.  Those poor, poor cats.

Do you think Our Sweet Kathy is pissed at senda for taking the money I donated for her moving fund?  Maybe if senda had bought her a cinnabon and a coffee as well, instead of eating it all up himself she might be inclined to share some of her money?

[Lilith]

Thanks, buddy!  He has seen it and responded.  Kathy will NOT be loaning him the money, unfortunately.  Those poor, poor cats.

Thank You for the update Ol Gerry!

[Yorkshire pud]

Thanks, buddy!  He has seen it and responded.  Kathy will NOT be loaning him the money, unfortunately.  Those poor, poor cats.

Several points:

Cats are predators, they can fend for themselves if they're hungry enough. While Senda wastes money on shit, he can't start begging, yeah I know, he's never stopped. If you're so concerned, YOU pay his way. And finally, you're as much an asshole as he is.

[GravitySucks]

Do you think Our Sweet Kathy is pissed at senda for taking the money I donated for her moving fund?  Maybe if senda had bought her a cinnabon and a coffee as well, instead of eating it all up himself she might be inclined to share some of her money?

Maybe she is not as stupid as she looks.

[Rally Squirrel]

Several points:

Cats are predators, they can fend for themselves if they're hungry enough. While Senda wastes money on shit, he can't start begging, yeah I know, he's never stopped. If you're so concerned, YOU pay his way. And finally, you're as much an asshole as he is.

Wait a second. Are you saying that cats do not just kill birds because the songs anoy them? That the birds are a source of food?

Next you will tell me something crazy like an outdoor cat will kill several small mice, lizards and other critters every night just to do it and they will eat them if hungry?

[Yorkshire pud]

Wait a second. Are you saying that cats do not just kill birds because the songs anoy them? That the birds are a source of food?

Next you will tell me something crazy like an outdoor cat will kill several small mice, lizards and other critters every night just to do it and they will eat them if hungry?

And get this (buckle up); They've done it for centuries. Yeah, crazy eh?

[Yorkshire pud]

Incidentally, has anyone let Jessica know she shouldn't waste her money on him?

[effluenza]

Incidentally, has anyone let Jessica know she shouldn't waste her money on him?

I emailed her and informed her that the best way she can help is to get pregnant and bottle her breast milk and give it to Falkie.

[GravitySucks]

I emailed her and informed her that the best way she can help is to get pregnant and bottle her breast milk and give it to Falkie.

That will make a mess of his inbox.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Incidentally, has anyone let Jessica know she shouldn't waste her money on him?

You guys know me.  I would never do something like that.

[Who]

This hungry cat/PayPal deal is just another Senda scam.  It's from Chapter 6 of his book, The Art of the Grift,  "How to use animals to obtain donations from total strangers."

I will, however, give him credit for crafting one of his  more intricate scams.  Rube Goldberg would be proud of it. Treachery on the part of PayPal, canned cat food (or as Senda calls it, "wet" food), dry cat food, marauding raccoons, trash bins, complaining neighbors, a Sylvester cat food dish, a crappy microphone from eBay.  It's complicated and has a lot of moving parts but, in the end, it's just another Senda Scam.  People will send money, Senda will spend it on toys and Cinnabons and the cats will get screwed.

[Rally Squirrel]

You guys know me.  I would never do something like that.

When I saw an email address I felt secure in posting it because I know you would not do it.

BTW, I saw an ad for Kyle Jordan a few weeks ago, I am sure I could dig it up if it interests you.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Several points:
If you're so concerned, YOU pay his way.

George said at the time that he had used part of my last donation for cat food.  This time around, I think that Kathy's car fund is still the best immediate source of quick emergency cash, and that George should find new ways to motivate her to comply.

I'll look forward to the private explanation he said he'd give me for why she won't lend him the money.  For now, if I was him, I'd cut off the gas cards right away - especially since she currently doesn't even have a car!  The man has been there for her in her time of need, and now it's her turn.

And finally, you're as much an asshole as he is.

Coming from you, Ol' Gerry will take that as a compliment - high praise, indeed!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Kyle Jordan

Not for me.  But Daggit might be interested.  Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[Darth Pikachu]

Thank yew. I was doing the real life thing. It's nice, you all should go outside from time to time. 

hey PB, nice to see you back. I concur, you were missed

[WOTR]

He also seems to think that Obama is forcing Target to let transgender people use bathrooms there.
Let me break it down for Falkie. Blah, blah, fact... Fact... Blah, blah.

The only thing that has changed is your knowledge of it, they were already pooping there.

How about putting your response in the form of a video for the grifted gifted one?

[Darth Pikachu]

i wonder what smell accumulates between them when him and kathy kiss.

AGHHHH, my eyes!!!!!!!

[WOTR]

...I think that Kathy's car fund is still the best immediate source of quick emergency cash, and that George should find new ways to motivate her to comply.

No more of this open handed slapping.  Close up that first. 

[Darth Pikachu]

Thank You for the update Ol Gerry!

Hi Brig!

[ponyboysunset]

hey PB, nice to see you back. I concur, you were missed

Thank you Dark Pikachu! Been working on some artwork, writing, and getting some sunlight. Oh and exercising. This thread keeps me motivated to get into better shape.

[Falkie2013]

Since Gerry and I seem to be the only ones posting in here, maybe it's time to delete this thread/forum and do something else.
The spies and haters have won.
Again.

And I will stop doing videos for awhile since everyone thinks I'm the new bully on the block.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

George, never mind my thoughts on you walking away from your private forum and putting a hold on current video projects, we have bigger fish to fry. Have you seriously gone public about only being paid $20 for your appearances on Coast to Coast AM once a month, after all of the time and effort that went into making it? You're selling yourself short and any future work you may get in the entertainment industry will be less because of this. You're a star on the rise with a potential calendar release, a merchandise deal on the table, early talks of an animated Baby Falkie children's show, and it's time to start acting like it. This is what happens when a talent goes into negotiations on their own without a manager by their side, which LittleChris could have handled for you while you have more money per appearance without any ill will toward the talent that can occur during one on one negotiations. It's past time to fire cosmic hobo as your representation and to come together with LC once again to bask in all of your glory!




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