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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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SredniVashtar

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on May 17, 2016, 09:40:19 AM
Senda does not seem to understand this, nor does his better half(wit).

Senda doesn't care whether Patty gets into trouble. Senda doesn't care whether Kathy gets into trouble. Senda cares about getting some poor mug to drive him to the supermarket and woo-woo cons. Whether they get picked up and thrown in the slammer afterwards is of no importance to him.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: SredniVashtar on May 17, 2016, 09:47:01 AM
Senda doesn't care whether Patty gets into trouble. Senda doesn't care whether Kathy gets into trouble. Senda cares about getting some poor mug to drive him to the supermarket and woo-woo cons. Whether they get picked up and thrown in the slammer afterwards is of no importance to him.

Yeah? So?

Who

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 17, 2016, 09:28:52 AM
That would be a good reason for Patty not to lend Kathy her car. It's my understanding that the owner as well as the driver is held responsible in the event of a collision over there. So Patty might find herself in court trying to defend her lapse of good judgement in lending her car to a woman who can hardly comprehend which way to turn the steering wheel.

Hello Kathy has driving skills far beyond those of mere mortals.  Within a few short seconds she can put a car in reverse, back out of a parking space and total two vehicles.  And she can defy Newton's Laws of Motion while doing so.  She has the ability to move a Prius  from point A to point B, in reverse, at ZERO MPH.  To move a car from one place to another, while traveling at 0 MPH would require her to WARP the space-time continuum. 

Could Hello Kathy be a time traveler from a Type 3 or 4 civilization?  Think about it.   Even now, Hello Kathy the Time Traveler could be mind melding with Senda and transferring Type 4 Civilization knowledge from her mind to his.




Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Who on May 17, 2016, 10:23:19 AM
Hello Kathy has driving skills far beyond those of mere mortals.  Within a few short seconds she can put a car in reverse, back out of a parking space and total two vehicles.  And she can defy Newton's Laws of Motion while doing so.  She has the ability to move a Prius  from point A to point B, in reverse, at ZERO MPH.  To move a car from one place to another, while traveling at 0 MPH would require her to WARP the space-time continuum. 

Could Hello Kathy be a time traveler from a Type 3 or 4 civilization?  Think about it.   Even now, Hello Kathy the Time Traveler could be mind melding with Senda and transferring Type 4 Civilization knowledge from her mind to his.


It's worth mentioning (as Patty obviously knows), Kathy has written off three Prius cars of her own. Three. I believe all were as a result of her colliding with another vehicle or some other inanimate object. Now, Senda's obvious patriotic support of the American car industry aside, she clearly is a collision waiting to happen;  Senda if you read this, consider why Patty might have considerable misgivings about letting Kathy anywhere near the driving seat of any car she owns.


ponyboysunset

Oh how I wish my rent was only $240.00! If this were the case I would be a very wealthy woman. Even in my 20's in the crappy apartment I had then it was more than double that. I couldn't let that go without a comment. (PS my 20's were the mid 90s so imagine what rent would be now for a shitty apartment.)
And the Patty video, I don't even know where to start, so I won't.  ;D

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 17, 2016, 11:11:25 AM
Oh how I wish my rent was only $240.00! If this were the case I would be a very wealthy woman. Even in my 20's in the crappy apartment I had then it was more than double that. I couldn't let that go without a comment. (PS my 20's were the mid 90s so imagine what rent would be now for a shitty apartment.)
And the Patty video, I don't even know where to start, so I won't.  ;D

You've been mssed missy.

ponyboysunset

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 17, 2016, 11:18:01 AM
You've been mssed missy.
Thank yew. I was doing the real life thing. It's nice, you all should go outside from time to time.  ;)

Who

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 17, 2016, 11:20:50 AM
Thank yew. I was doing the real life thing. It's nice, you all should go outside from time to time.  ;)

Tried that.  The lawn tractor started calling my name.  And the weed whacker.  And the leaves that blew into the flower beds last fall. 
Mañana.


ponyboysunset

Quote from: Who on May 17, 2016, 11:31:43 AM
Tried that.  The lawn tractor started calling my name.  And the weed whacker.  And the leaves that blew into the flower beds last fall. 
Mañana.
LOL. Safer on the board, eh?  :P

Edit: Better late than never but welcome back Who! :)



ponyboysunset

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 17, 2016, 11:37:25 AM
I managed three minutes. Do I get a pwize?
This is where my $240 rent quote came from. I thought you people in Cali had expensive housing, wait nevermind...

Quote from: Meatie Pie on May 17, 2016, 11:33:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSUg4o3WSsU

I can only imagine being a customer service rep when Senda calls. "First I went to a convention in Sacramento...."

This one is worth watching to the end just for his talk about how he will handle the Coast to Coast money.
First he ponders between using it for cat food or putting it in savings. He decides it will go to his internet bill and then he can use that money to pay another bill.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on May 17, 2016, 11:51:41 AM
I can only imagine being a customer service rep when Senda calls. "First I went to a convention in Sacramento...."

This one is worth watching to the end just for his talk about how he will handle the Coast to Coast money.
First he ponders between using it for cat food or putting it in savings. He decides it will go to his internet bill and then he can use that money to pay another bill.

And oddly, the people on BG know more about his life than he does...No shit!

ponyboysunset

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 17, 2016, 11:53:16 AM
And oddly, the people on BG know more about his life than he does...No shit!
I was thinking 'how can he not know his account balance' and then I stopped and came to my senses.  ::)

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 17, 2016, 11:57:31 AM
I was thinking 'how can he not know his account balance' and then I stopped and came to my senses.  ::)

Phew, that was close.  :D

Who

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 17, 2016, 11:37:25 AM
I managed three minutes. Do I get a pwize?

It was 18 minutes of sheer insanity.  His cats prefer to eat out of a Sylvester the Cat bowl instead of a regular bowl.  Seriously, he said that.  Raccoons in the trash dumpster.  Senda is hopeless.  An idiot living in a fantasy world of his own creation.  I hope PayPal cancels his account.


ponyboysunset

Quote from: Who on May 17, 2016, 11:58:46 AM
It was 18 minutes of sheer insanity.  His cats prefer to eat out of a Sylvester the Cat bowl instead of a regular bowl.  Seriously, he said that and showed the bowl.  Raccoons in the trash dumpster.  Senda is hopeless.  An idiot living in a fantasy world of his own creation.  I hope PayPal cancels his account.


I forgot about the raccoons!!!!

Quote from: Who on May 17, 2016, 11:58:46 AM
It was 18 minutes of sheer insanity.  His cats prefer to eat out of a Sylvester the Cat bowl instead of a regular bowl.  Seriously, he said that.  Raccoons in the trash dumpster.  Senda is hopeless.  An idiot living in a fantasy world of his own creation.  I hope PayPal cancels his account.



Those raccoons were going to be in in real danger if Super-Senda did not save them.

At best PayPal will flag him for being a pain in the ass. But his PayPal account will not get over drawn like he thinks. They are just going to take the money right out of Kathy's credit card. Once George realizes this then he has that whole card to spend on eBay. Oh so many treasures.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Who on May 17, 2016, 11:58:46 AM
It was 18 minutes of sheer insanity.  His cats prefer to eat out of a Sylvester the Cat bowl instead of a regular bowl.  Seriously, he said that.  Raccoons in the trash dumpster.  Senda is hopeless.  An idiot living in a fantasy world of his own creation.  I hope PayPal cancels his account.




Yeah, but he also made a video complaining about the 'liberal' (?) wildlife supporters who have complained about domestic cats killing wild birds. According to Senda, cats kill birds because they don't like them or their singing...Let that sink in.

This self proclaimed intelligent man really thinks cats kill birds because of emotion. That they wake up in the morning or evening and decide that birds are the top of their dislike list. Can someone, please explain 'killer instinct', 'predator', 'prey' and 'opportunist' to him?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 17, 2016, 12:09:56 PM

Yeah, but he also made a video complaining about the 'liberal' (?) wildlife supporters who have complained about domestic cats killing wild birds. According to Senda, cats kill birds because they don't like them or their singing...Let that sink in.

This self proclaimed intelligent man really thinks cats kill birds because of emotion. That they wake up in the morning or evening and decide that birds are the top of their dislike list. Can someone, please explain 'killer instinct', 'predator', 'prey' and 'opportunist' to him?

Now we learn that raccoons eat cat food because they are addicted to it.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on May 17, 2016, 12:11:33 PM
Now we learn that raccoons eat cat food because they are addicted to it.


As were the aliens in District 9. There are no coincidences.

The "Noory for president" video is very odd. Ranting, non-sequitur Falkie replaced by some weird script reading pod-Falkie. Who paid for the shirt?


3OctaveFart

He is losing his mind, legitimately not among the sane.

Eighteen minutes of pure nonsense.

Falkie2013


At the 16:30 mark (can't believe I listened to some asshole yammer on about how it is Paypal's fault that he can't keep track of how much money he spends on stupid shit on EBAY, but I digress) he let's slip how much he is making from C2C for his videos.

20 bucks.


MAX

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 17, 2016, 11:58:37 AM
Phew, that was close.  :


I think his tits are now bigger than Kathys

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