Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

[Marc.Knight]

At first I thought your avatar said "Well 'shaved' women rarely make history."

[HMC]

Yeah, seltzer water, which is what I drink in place of soda. I love it! Safeway has some flavored seltzer water which is literally water, carbonation, and natural flavoring.... which could be anything, but at least it keeps me from gaining weight.

I love flavored water. It totally got me off soda. My family set up a big carbon dioxide tank and we make our own carbonated water and flavor it. Think a Soda Stream on steroids. It's awesome. 

[jazmunda]

Someone close the giant rift between us and the Ass Clown Alternate Universe.  Hurry.

Possibly the best post of the day.

[Snowdoggie]

I heard from a source next to Portland that Art was planning to broadcast from Bermuda to circumvent the non-compete clause.

This is Art Bell we are talking about. I'm sure Sirius/XM's legal team included the standard clause on broadcasting from other dimensions.

[dortmunder]

Oh man, we really need some news. This place is coming apart at the seams.

[CantFindTVRemote]

At first I thought your avatar said "Well 'shaved' women rarely make history."

Hahaha! Ew

[IcicleTrepan]

Geeze, I dunno. Drag your kids reputation in the dirt to save your own. Seems there could've been a more tactful way to do it.

How is it a kid's reputation on the line for being sexually abused by a teacher?  Are we blaming the victim?

[Pinoybipedalurinal]

Possibly the best post of the day.

Huhuhuhuh! Good one Jizz. Being a passive aggressive little bitch will take you far.

[Marc.Knight]

This is Art Bell we are talking about. I'm sure Sirius/XM's legal team included the standard clause on broadcasting from other dimensions.

You're correct.  I checked the original contract and there is one "out"  for Art in the non-compete clause.  Subsection 1b, Table 23, line 11 clearly states that in the event that the Ass Clown Alternate Universe takes over the Earth said clause is null and void. 

[SaucyRossy]

This is Art Bell we are talking about. I'm sure Sirius/XM's legal team included the standard clause on broadcasting from other dimensions.

I doubt that.

You gave me a thought.

It's time for Richard C. Hoagland to complete his life's work and step the fuck up to the plate and activate some hyper dimensional shit with his wrist watch that allows art to broadcast from an alternate reality.

BOOM problem solved.

[Ravenna]

My connections with the CIA and the Illuminati have informed me that Art will soon be going on the air    on 100,000 watt Border Blaster Radio XERB along with da Wolfman! But you must have a special radio to listen doncha know.

Somewhere in time...

It would be kind of fun to start some Wild Rumors as to when Art is going to come back again, how soon and in what form, and see how fast and far they spread on Zee Internet.  But then, since that would be irresponsible behavior, I can't quite bring myself to do it.  For that, we have people like Sarah Breastland. 

[maren]

Hey you guys, check out this AWESOME Alien Abduction Lamp. Who wants to buy it for me?

http://abductionlamp.com/order

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Sorry for the random interruption. Carry on.

I want one, too! 

[Marc.Knight]

Oh man, we really need some news. This place is coming apart at the seams.

More like coming apart at the streams.

[SaucyRossy]

I can imagine the webcam pics now of Art in the alternate reality interviewing JFK from the white pyramid in DC.

[jazmunda]

Huhuhuhuh! Good one Jizz. Being a passive aggressive little bitch will take you far.

Are you still here?

[Marc.Knight]

I can imagine the webcam pics now of Art in the alternate reality interviewing JFK from the white pyramid in DC.

And with JC giving his inauguration speech on CNN.

[Ravenna]

I love flavored water. It totally got me off soda. My family set up a big carbon dioxide tank and we make our own carbonated water and flavor it. Think a Soda Stream on steroids. It's awesome.

My goodness.  We ARE bored, aren't we?

Should I trot out my theory as to why Sarah Brestlin picked that particular last name for herself?

[Snowdoggie]

You're correct.  I checked the original contract and there is one "out"  for Art in the non-compete clause.  Subsection 1b, Table 23, line 11 clearly states that in the event that the Ass Clown Alternate Universe takes over the Earth said clause is null and void.

So if Pinoytripedaltoiletseat becomes President then Art can buy a station from Lord John Wharfin and broadcast Dark Matter from Planet 10. Gotcha.

[sherry440]

I'm pretty sure the lights all the Portlandians are seeing are either 1) ISON comet (tomorrow 5am) or 2) reflected light off the ginormous puddles everywhere which are now about to freeze Brrrrr!

BTW.....Very cool Abductor Lamp! Does Pottery Barn carry them?

And, no...we are not coming apart at the seams. Your BS Troll radar is working just fine, and this thread is just getting warmed up!

[Heather Wade]

I doubt that.

You gave me a thought.

It's time for Richard C. Hoagland to complete his life's work and step the fuck up to the plate and activate some hyper dimensional shit with his wrist watch that allows art to broadcast from an alternate reality.

BOOM problem solved.

The solution... so obvious what with all the 19.5 talk lately.  Get him to the backroom at once!  We have a deal to make.  Muhaa haa ha haaaaaaa   

[Marc.Knight]

Are you still here?

The rift is wider than ever.  Now the Ass Clowns are coming through two at a time.

[steelbot]

Actually, I picked Pinoy because I spent last summer traveling in the Philippines. I stayed a week in Makati where Art lived, and really liked it. It's like a giant slice of California shopping heaven. An island of beauty and prosperity in a filthy, shithole called Manila. Anyway, there are Pinoy prostitutes that troll through Makati's malls, trying to hook gullible white boyfriends. Some of them are pretty gnarly, and reminded me of receptacles for every kind of filth. Hence the name.
By the way, outside of Manila the Philippines is one of the greatest countries. Stunningly beautiful, with the nicest people I've met in the world.

Me too, and I've lived in Japan as well, I just wonder why you would still use a name to incite a slur toward a group of people you found to be great but now also find their faults and being rude to them.  That's like if you are from california and someone saying how much they love the US, except their time in California or the Bay area was filled with some gutter filth that tainted your view on Californians!

[sherry440]

PS guess you noticed Sylvia the psychic died. Always loved her dark smokey (smoker's) voice!

[SaucyRossy]

The solution... so obvious what with all the 19.5 talk lately.  Get him to the backroom at once!  We have a deal to make.  Muhaa haa ha haaaaaaa   

I will deliver RCH wrapped in a bow if I get the back room deal.

[Marc.Knight]

Me too, and I've lived in Japan as well, I just wonder why you would still use a name to incite a slur toward a group of people you found to be great but now also find their faults and being rude to them.  That's like if you are from california and someone saying how much they love the US, except their time in California or the Bay area was filled with some gutter filth that tainted your view on Californians!

Logic will get you nowhere.

[jazmunda]

My goodness.  We ARE bored, aren't we?

Should I trot out my theory as to why Sarah Brestlin picked that particular last name for herself?

Please do but I think HMC found her out already:

GoDaddy.com Internet Only Superbowl Commercial 2009 - Baseball, Danica Patrick

[CantFindTVRemote]

Okay, I'm new, and do not want to stir up old, dead issues, but is there one person with many aliases who comes here just to cause trouble? The language seems to be the same, the rage/mental instability, neediness, escalation of anger etc. In the last few days, I've seen at least four different users with what seems like the same personality. And please, if this post is going to stir up some unnecessary drama, just don't answer me. I don't want to add to the F'ery around here.

[Marc.Knight]

PS guess you noticed Sylvia the psychic died. Always loved her dark smokey (smoker's) voice!

So did the Grim Reaper.

[SaucyRossy]

Please do but I think HMC found her out already:

GoDaddy.com Internet Only Superbowl Commercial 2009 - Baseball, Danica Patrick

Yeah HMC pwned Sarah Brestlin.

Also, that go daddy video is one of the most trite pieces of marketing ever. Just awful. Horribly made.

[Marc.Knight]

Okay, I'm new, and do not want to stir up old, dead issues, but is there one person with many aliases who comes here just to cause trouble? The language seems to be the same, the rage/mental instability, neediness, escalation of anger etc. In the last few days, I've seen at least four different users with what seems like the same personality. And please, if this post is going to stir up some unnecessary drama, just don't answer me. I don't want to add to the F'ery around here.

It's the Ass Clown invasion.  Haven't you seen the news?