Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

[Heather Wade]

Sarah Breastland strikes again, trying to stir up rumors.  Quoting Fort Rock as a "source".... huh?

http://www.freeartbell.com/

...and there went my cup of tea all over the desk through my nose... siriusly?  She actually quoted Fort Rock as a source?  Was it in all caps? 

I go out for a backroom deal, and come back to this madness, sheesh.  Thanks for the report... because I can't go look.  Just.  Can't.

[Ravenna]

I know right.

Using Fort Rock as a source for truth is like using a chupacabra to babysit your livestock.

Hahaha!!!  Exactly!  Don't expect to come back and find them intact.  (Chortle!).

Hey, I had a thought about this Sarah Breastland chick.  Maybe she's drumming up rumors just to keep a lot of traffic coming to her website.  Hmmmm! 

[Pinoybipedalurinal]

FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice use of CAPS DUMBASS.
Tell me this: if you were a boy who got sexually assaulted (by your reaction, I'm guessing a big maybe) would you be happy if your dad put it out on air for millions to hear? Maybe YOU would like it.

[jazmunda]

Whoever runs the site is a regular user or a banned user who follows the forum religiously. They know fort rock is a joke.

Read the post below the fort rock post for some really crazy stuff

It has finally become the parody that it deserves to be. Next.

[Ravenna]

...and there went my cup of tea all over the desk through my nose... siriusly?  She actually quoted Fort Rock as a source?  Was it in all caps? 

I go out for a backroom deal, and come back to this madness, sheesh.  Thanks for the report... because I can't go look.  Just.  Can't.

From that Freeartbell website:

"BREAKING RUMOR: Is Art Bell going to be heard on a 50,000 watt super station?


I usually only post twice a day if it is for something very important. What I present below, you will and must agree, deserves this second daily post. A product that fits in perfectly with the current state of the #FREEARTBELL campaign direction. I have obtained information from a very reliable source, one who is a very well respected member of a very well respected and truthful posting forum. (cough, cough)

IN HIS OWN WORDS
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FortRock
Re: THE RETURN OF ART BELL!
« Reply #111 on: Yesterday at 11:42:22 PM »
URGENT NOTICE FROM THE SCORPION ARMY PROPAGANDA MINISTRY:
BEGINNING WITH THE FIRST WEEK OF DECEMBER MONITOR KTNN-AM 660KHZ FROM WINDOW ROCK, ARIZONA FOR THE RETURN OF ART BELL. REMEMBER WHAT I'VE SAID ABOUT RADIO STATIONS ON NATIVE AMERICAN RESERVATIONS, THAT NON-COMPETE CLAUSES ARE NOT VALID ON RESERVATIONS!
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"

[Marc.Knight]

...and there went my cup of tea all over the desk through my nose... siriusly?  She actually quoted Fort Rock as a source?  Was it in all caps? 

I go out for a backroom deal, and come back to this madness, sheesh.  Thanks for the report... because I can't go look.  Just.  Can't.

It seems to be posted sorta tongue in colon cheek.

[Ravenna]

Can you BELIEVE "she" would use one of FortRock's crazy posts as a "source" for actually potential true information?!

[steelbot]

Why would you pick the name you chose Pinoy?  Other than to incite further trollism?

Pretty sure didn't he discuss it in his book?  and his son probably discussed it or knew he was thinking about bringing it up before hand.  But continue to stir the pot...

[IcicleTrepan]

Nice use of CAPS DUMBASS.
Tell me this: if you were a boy who got sexually assaulted (by your reaction, I'm guessing a big maybe) would you be happy if your dad put it out on air for millions to hear? Maybe YOU would like it.

He was forced to disclose this information due to the rumours that were started by Oates claiming that Art himself was a child molester.  That is why he told the story on-air - to fight against the rumours.

[Ravenna]

It seems to be posted sorta tongue in colon cheek.

I dunno.  She goes on to write:

"A SEARCH FOR VALIDATED VERIFICATION

Not wanting to share an important message such as this without a second source for verification, I turned to a very reliable source, one that is never wrong, and only produces material that is beyond doubt; the internet search engine.The following screen captures from a government backed search engine will show you that Mr. FORT ROCK's material is without error. The words KTNN and Bell are displayed on a number of the output materials obtained from this highly reliable second source. It must be true."

[jazmunda]

Can you BELIEVE "she" would use one of FortRock's crazy posts as a "source" for actually potential true information?!

I think she knows.

She's just posting now as entertainment for us.

There is nothing of substance there. The blog should just change it's name to Some Shit I Stole From BellGab.

[Marc.Knight]

I think she knows.

She's just posting now as entertainment for us.

There is nothing of substance there. The blog should just change it's name to Some Shit I Stole From BellGab.

One needs to ask why go there when the real shit is here.

[Ravenna]

I think you're right.  It is tongue in cheek, now that you point it out to me.  Funny that I took "her" seriously for a second there.  I obviously haven't had enough coffee today.

[Heather Wade]

From that Freeartbell website:

"BREAKING RUMOR: Is Art Bell going to be heard on a 50,000 watt super station?


I usually only post twice a day if it is for something very important. What I present below, you will and must agree, deserves this second daily post. A product that fits in perfectly with the current state of the #FREEARTBELL campaign direction. I have obtained information from a very reliable source, one who is a very well respected member of a very well respected and truthful posting forum. (cough, cough)

IN HIS OWN WORDS
--------
FortRock
Re: THE RETURN OF ART BELL!
« Reply #111 on: Yesterday at 11:42:22 PM »
URGENT NOTICE FROM THE SCORPION ARMY PROPAGANDA MINISTRY:
BEGINNING WITH THE FIRST WEEK OF DECEMBER MONITOR KTNN-AM 660KHZ FROM WINDOW ROCK, ARIZONA FOR THE RETURN OF ART BELL. REMEMBER WHAT I'VE SAID ABOUT RADIO STATIONS ON NATIVE AMERICAN RESERVATIONS, THAT NON-COMPETE CLAUSES ARE NOT VALID ON RESERVATIONS!
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"

Good God damn.  K.  Thought I'd seen it all.  Obviously not. 
*breakin' out the hard stuff & shaking head in disbelief*   

[jazmunda]

One needs to ask why go there when the real shit is here.

I've asked myself the same question. Car wrecks are morbidly fascinating.

[CantFindTVRemote]

Let's see... her message to us, converted to numbers, would be:

12-15-15-11 9 18-5-1-12-12-25 4-15-14 20 6-5-5-12 20-8-5 14-5-5-4 20-15 16-18-15-22-5 13-25-19-5-12-6 20-15 25-15-21 15-18 1-14-25-15-14-5 25-15-21 5-9-20-8-5-18 2-5-12-9-5-22-5 13-5 15-18 25-15-21 4-15-14 20 9 8-1-22-5 19-1-9-4 20-8-1-20 9 3-1-14 20 20-5-12-12 25-15-21 13-15-18-5 1-14-4 9 18-5-1-12-12-25 4-15 13-5-1-14 20-8-1-20 9 3-1-14 20 19-1-25 23-8-5-18-5 9-20 3-1-13-5 6-18-15-13 2-21-20 25-15-21 4 20-8-9-14-11 25-15-21 3-15-21-12-4 1-20 12-5-1-19-20 20-1-12-11 1-2-15-21-20 9-20 1 2-9-20 2-5-6-15-18-5 13-1-11-9-14-7 13-5 15-21-20 20-15 2-5 19-15-13-5 11-9-14-4 15-6 12-21-14-1-20-9-3 2-21-20 25-15-21-18 3-8-15-9-3-5 19-8-18-21-7 10-21-19-20 4-15-14 20 19-5-5 20-8-5 12-15-7-9-3 9-14 9-20 1-14-4 15-8 25-5-1-8 9-20 9-19 20-18-21-5 19-15 20-8-5-18-5

Now, we obviously see a sinister pattern here, made even plainer by converting her text to binary:

01001100 01101111 01101111 01101011 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 01001001 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01100110 01100101 01100101 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01111001 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100001 01101110 01111001 01101111 01101110 01100101 00101110 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100101 01101001 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100010 01100101 01101100 01101001 01100101 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100001 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110100 01100101 01101100 01101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 01001001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110011 01100001 01111001 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00101110 00100000 01000010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101100 01101011 00100000 01100001 01100010 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01101100 01110101 01101110 01100001 01110100 01101001 01100011 00101110 00000000 00000000 01000010 01110101 01110100 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100011 01101000 01101111 01101001 01100011 01100101 00101110 00100000 00101010 01110011 01101000 01110010 01110101 01100111 00101010 00100000 01101010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101100 01101111 01100111 01101001 01100011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110100 00101110 00000000 00000000 01000001 01101110 01100100 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 01101111 01101000 00100000 01111001 01100101 01100001 01101000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 01101001 01110100 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01110100 01110010 01110101 01100101 00101110 00000000 00000000 01010011 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00101110

Now, if we add up all the numbers we get 676155!

The binary adds up to 336588093, but if you add every number individually instead of in the groups, they come out to 1476!

Now, if we add the numbers together, we get 6+7+6+1+5+5 = 30
3+3+6+5+8+8+0+9+3 = 45
and
1+4+7+6 = 18

Now, if we add 3 and 0, we get 3, if we add 4 and 5 we get 9, and if we add 1 and 8 we get 9.

Now, we all know the significance of number 9, and it came up twice... and we ALL know you only need one white raven!

9+9+3 = 21!

Now, Nycoprep 1.077 is a ready-made, sterile and endotoxin tested solution for the purification of human mononuclear cells.

if you divide 21 by 1.077, you get... 19.5!

So, clearly this is a German plot to purify Art Bell.

Hahaha!!!! You win.

[IcicleTrepan]

I've asked myself the same question. Car wrecks are morbidly fascinating.

One time I was walking at night with a buddy of mine, and we saw EMTs loading a guy into an ambulance from a single car crash.  This older man was already there watching.  He told us he used to drive a tow truck and that once he'd seen an accident where when they tried to lift the already dead man out of his driver's seat, his arms simply came apart at the shoulders and fell off. 

[Heather Wade]

I think she knows.

She's just posting now as entertainment for us.

There is nothing of substance there. The blog should just change it's name to Some Shit I Stole From BellGab.

That's all I saw when I peeked at the page.  Quotes from BellGabbers.   :

[SaucyRossy]

...and there went my cup of tea all over the desk through my nose... siriusly?  She actually quoted Fort Rock as a source?  Was it in all caps? 

I go out for a backroom deal, and come back to this madness, sheesh.  Thanks for the report... because I can't go look.  Just.  Can't.

I want some of your back room deal action haha

[Marc.Knight]

I've asked myself the same question. Car wrecks are morbidly fascinating.

I can equate this place to the meaning behind this quote from Nietzsche:  "When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you."  Be it car wrecks or talk show wrecks, "you" who are watching the show, are also watched by the show. 

[Marc.Knight]

That's all I saw when I peeked at the page.  Quotes from BellGabbers.   :

God.  How boring.

[AppealPlay]

Checking in.  Nothing to see.  Have a good evening.

[Pinoybipedalurinal]

Why would you pick the name you chose Pinoy?  Other than to incite further trollism?

Actually, I picked Pinoy because I spent last summer traveling in the Philippines. I stayed a week in Makati where Art lived, and really liked it. It's like a giant slice of California shopping heaven. An island of beauty and prosperity in a filthy, shithole called Manila. Anyway, there are Pinoy prostitutes that troll through Makati's malls, trying to hook gullible white boyfriends. Some of them are pretty gnarly, and reminded me of receptacles for every kind of filth. Hence the name.
By the way, outside of Manila the Philippines is one of the greatest countries. Stunningly beautiful, with the nicest people I've met in the world.

[Marc.Knight]

Checking in.  Nothing to see.  Have a good evening.

Bye.

[Snowdoggie]

From that Freeartbell website:

"BREAKING RUMOR: Is Art Bell going to be heard on a 50,000 watt super station.

My connections with the CIA and the Illuminati have informed me that Art will soon be going on the air    on 100,000 watt Border Blaster Radio XERB along with da Wolfman! But you must have a special radio to listen doncha know.

Somewhere in time...

[Pinoybipedalurinal]

He was forced to disclose this information due to the rumours that were started by Oates claiming that Art himself was a child molester.  That is why he told the story on-air - to fight against the rumours.

Geeze, I dunno. Drag your kids reputation in the dirt to save your own. Seems there could've been a more tactful way to do it.

[Marc.Knight]

My connections with the CIA and the Illuminati have informed me that Art will soon be going on the air    on 100,000 watt Border Blaster Radio XERB along with da Wolfman! But you must have a special radio to listen doncha know.

Somewhere in time...

I heard from a source next to Portland that Art was planning to broadcast from Bermuda to circumvent the non-compete clause. 

[Heather Wade]

God.  How boring.

I agree with Jazzy Munda, why would someone go there... when all the good stuff is here.  But, it failed to come across correctly. 

[CantFindTVRemote]

Someone close the giant rift between us and the Ass Clown Alternate Universe.  Hurry.

[HMC]

First of all I need to know who told HMC.  That was seriously classified intel..
Second, pizza roll flavored popcorn and last,...  Coke..

Thank you for your consideration.

I remote viewed it, naturally. Those Ed Dames DVDs really work great!