Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

[ThruTarmac]

That's because the subject matter is impossible to predict.

...it is...it is....a bit...

dangerous


cue maniacal laugh..

[ThruTarmac]

Its a living metophore that mirrors the disarray caused by corporate greed.

yeah, that too..

[UnscreenedCaller]

Sorry. Reading back my post it does sound a little bit rude. I should have included a or a at the end.

No apology necessary, jaz. 

[eddie dean]

SNAP!

That would be so cruel if she wasn't such a money hungry blood thirsty leach that preys on those who are left behind and vulnerable.

I hope someone scams her family out of thousands, while they are mourning her death.

I guess I don't wish this on her family, 2 wrongs dont make a right, but Karma can be a bitch.

[Jocko Johnson]

Right.  I'm gonna do the geometry.   

Once you do that you get the data...remember the torsion field geometric 19.5 then u get number nine...!

[Falkie2013]

That's cool, I have a backroom deal to attend.  For realsies.

Honestly, RoseGirl, you picked a bad day... and I'm taking it out on you!

Pittsburghdamus ( tm ) predicts that at some time between now and 2015, Art Bell will go out and stand on his porch.

[Jocko Johnson]

Turkey filled pizza rolls with Twinkie flavored butter.

Well we know they will not be handing out brains! Any vittles will be covered with
" tomb-mir-itch."

[retired41]

I hope he didn't have worker's remove it again .lol

[Heather Wade]

Pittsburghdamus ( tm ) predicts that at some time between now and 2015, Art Bell will go out and stand on his porch.

Dangit, Falkie, that's top secret stuff.   

[jazmunda]

Pittsburghdamus ( tm ) predicts that at some time between now and 2015, Art Bell will go out and stand on his porch.

He better not talk to his neighbor whilst on the porch during that time period as that is prohibited by the terms of the NC.

Thanks go to eddie dean for providing the material for that joke.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

On another note, have any Portlandians noticed fireballs in the sky? Seems there have been a few reports of this around town. I haven't seen any.

Optical illusion created by the light reflected off all the hipsters piercings.

[dortmunder]

I have it on good authority that those were missiles aimed at Art Bell's home to further prevent any chance of him returning to the air. But I can't say more than that. It's uber top-secret.  :

I knew it! Ask your uncle for more details!

[dortmunder]

Friend saw it but I missed it. Here's a link w/ photo and a video.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/comments/1r2v26/did_you_see_this_in_the_sky_this_morning_in/

Cool, thanks!

[lightningline]

Pittsburghdamus ( tm ) predicts that at some time between now and 2015, Art Bell will go out and stand on his porch.

And he will have a smoke firmly planted between his lips as he looks to the sky and wonders...............

[dortmunder]

Wow! That's pretty damn neat. Looks like an object burning up. Maybe that missile thing wasn't so far off base.

[dortmunder]

Optical illusion created by the light reflected off all the hipsters piercings.

:

[Falkie2013]

And he will have a smoke firmly planted between his lips as he looks to the sky and wonders...............

now, just how do we jam that Sirius satellite with MY antenna ?

[Falkie2013]

Wow! That's pretty damn neat. Looks like an object burning up. Maybe that missile thing wasn't so far off base.

Not missle.
Not meteor.
Not asteroid either.
Hot air discharge from $noory broadcast from Sirius satellite.

[Jocko Johnson]

Are you here to throw bones or bullshit?

I hate that reliable sources crap...oh and high level investigations!?
FBI FCC CIA ABC123?  Stop, high like the chief of the couple member Purump PD or the director of the FBI...maybe they dug up J Edgar or his ghost is looking in to the matter ?
I hate this crap speak plainly.

[maren]

I hope someone scams her family out of thousands, while they are mourning her death.

I guess I don't wish this on her family, 2 wrongs dont make a right, but Karma can be a bitch.

Her family is part of the business.  I actually had a phone reading with her in about '91.  Her sister called to get the payment, her son called when it was time for the reading. 

Even back then, I think it was like $250 for a half hour.  Maybe an hour, I don't really remember anything except:

SB:  Do you DRIVE A CAR??
ME:  Yes
SB:  Get the left front wheel checked RIGHT AWAY!  I'm getting this very strongly!!

Even though at that time I was really naive about psychics and at a vulnerable point in my life (obviously, forking out $250 for answers from The Beyond), I thought it was bullshit and the entire experience left a bad taste in my mouth.

I never checked the left front wheel and never had any problem.

So her family deserves to be fleeced, too.

[lightningline]

now, just how do we jam that Sirius satellite with MY antenna ?

And get it to land directly on Premier headquarters....hmmmmmm....maybe Noorys back yard.....yea..that sounds good. (Nodding slowly)

[Jocko Johnson]

What big breasted women were that ?

I could use some destroying just about now.

My gf is of course, blaming all of this on me.

She hates cars, Priuses and me and it's all MY fault.

I will NEVER understand the illogic of females.

This is WHY in my next life I want to be Bruce Wayne with all the gadgets, money, mansion, cave and 2 week long relationships where he dumps them and gets another one yet NOT have to be Batman.

No parents or relatives either and a faithful butler and cool car to drive to 7-11 to get pizza rolls and turkey sandwiches.

Your fault!? You have a gun to her head making her drive the car? Take the registration and the keys, then tell to get a nice comfy pair of shoes...bush is caraaazy.

[retired41]

ya I just had a visit from mrs. brown want's her family to know she hid all her cash in the back -  damn she just left me hanging lol

[Jocko Johnson]

He was told in confidence

Oh well in that case I believe it.

[Jocko Johnson]

You are full of shit

Thx Dan, exactly my sentiments .

[PathoJen]

Anything new with Art? 

[klaatu]

OT???    FWIW    Comments, from another forum under 'Howie's Birthday Bash', about Howard Stern on SXM, Opie & Anthony, etc.:


" $100M+ per annum isn't enough so Howard Stern sues SiriusXM for even more and now the "Please, sir, may I have another?" bunch on Sixth Ave. are throwing a "Birthday Bash" for him at the Hammerstein Ballroom on Jan. 31st. That means two and a half months of seeing the touched-up, face-lifted mug of this rapacious egomaniac on the home page (link below).

Meanwhile, Howie's lackeys continue to dump on talent that has never been as consistently entertaining, informative and insightful as they are today -- Opie & Anthony. They've had their valleys but they keep getting better while Stern gets lazier and ever more formulaic -- when he bothers to show up at all.
According to O&A this week, SiriusXM exec Scott Greenstein had been hounding them to have their own promotional event. So they came up with something (unspecified on the air) that as usual was fun for their fans and cost virtually nothing. O&A said Greenstein then announced that SiriusXM wanted $1M to do it, later trimmed to $350K. SiriusXM evidently expected O&A to find sponsors willing to shell out at least that much. There will be no promotion.

Needless to say, they're pissed. But they'd be happier if they could get the phones and a computer monitor fixed. It seems Mel Karmazin's ghost has yet to leave the building. "

[Falkie2013]

Your fault!? You have a gun to her head making her drive the car? Take the registration and the keys, then tell to get a nice comfy pair of shoes...bush is caraaazy.

She's a very emotional woman who wears her heart on her sleeves at times.

She was up crying most of the night last night and she'd been so happy because I had taken her to dinner for her favorite meal.

Later on she calmed down and wasn't blaming me anymore.

I'm hoping that once the cops get together with mall security they will have captured the hit and run driver's license # on their cameras. They confirmed to me that the do have cameras outside the mall as well running 24-7.

And what does Bush have to do with any of this ?

That's really crazy.

And as an aside, the new stream of the $noorenavator's show has already been taken down from that site as well.

The long arm of Premiere reaches out like the Martian hand in the tv show War of the Worlds.

Hmm, Art Bell is shown on his website in a Scooby Doo Comic.

Can we now expect Art Bell's Comics and Stories ALL in Color soon ?

Maybe the Bugsport guy could do the artwork.

Just had another thought.

Remember all those jungle movies where natives would send messages via the jungle telegraph and the Filipinos sent messages like that as well in the film Back to Bataan ?

Art could interview people on his porch and series of jungle telegraph's using dried cactii could be beaten on to spread the word across the world.

And a new updated film could be made where the forces of Art Bell, Bellgab, The Art Bell Cat Army and others ( including me ) fight their way back to Pahrump in a guerilla effort to return Art to the air in BACK TO PAHRUMP !!! .

" The thrill a minute story of a brave broadcaster, his fans and the love of a good cat ! "

" Coming soon to a videocast or podcast near you. "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUcJkisqAWI

[HorrorReporter]

Well she is using FORT ROCK as her source so it must be true.

Scraping the bottom of the barrel "Sarah". You have now become a parody site. You should "write" for the onion.

Unbelievable.

[ThruTarmac]

Anything new with Art? 

Hold on....I'll remote view him....
.....
.....
.....

Okay, he's starting to come in clear...

I got him...

he's eating dinner

I can see his plate of food

it's

it's

....

damn, the phone's ringing. i'll be right back