The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[SredniVashtar]

I like this Brit with the Paki name (Shrednie?!) aside from him sounding like he has a dildo up his ass!

IB has several spare ones she lets me borrow.

[PKaiser]

I like this Brit with the Paki name (Shrednie?!) aside from him sounding like he has a dildo up his ass!

Hahaha! ALL educated Brits sound like they have a dildo up their arse because most of them do!  The ones who don't are afraid of being left out so they mimic them.

And Sred, listen back to the gabcast, you missed an awful lot, you preening cunt!  Lol!

Chefist and I were twins separated at birth, folks, and I haven't seen him since.  Never even sends me a card on our birthday, which, of course, I never forget.

[Walks_At_Night]

I like this Brit with the Paki name (Shrednie?!) aside from him sounding like he has a dildo up his ass!

Pssst..... He's not a Pakistani, he's a weasel.   Not figuratively but literally.

[GravitySucks]

Pssst..... He's not a Pakistani, he's a weasel.   Not figuratively but literally.

Not a weasel. A polecat-ferret. Most ferrets can be house trained. Some not so much.

[ItsOver]

Pssst..... He's not a Pakistani, he's a weasel.   Not figuratively but literally.

I thought he was a mongoose, from India.

[chefist]

I thought he was a mongoose, from India.

Tricky Dicky Shreddy...

[ItsOver]

Tricky Dicky Shreddy...

Ha!  That's it! 

[pate]

You can now download tonight's episode of The Gabcast here:

thegabcast.com

Nice, AV club!

I almost forgot that I saw a yellow VW Beetle in thar':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7BegrjW9bs

Punch 'n Jahoody, twink 'wink.  Ted Nugent?

[SredniVashtar]

And Sred, listen back to the gabcast, you missed an awful lot, you preening cunt! 

No need, I haven't had much sleep for the last 36 hours, and hearing you drone on about working for Tom and Jerry (to go with the rest of your Mickey Mouse resume), or being personal belly dancer to Abbott and Costello, isn't going to help keep me awake. I should add that my laptop is wired up to my nervous system, and anything in the nature of imminent radio bollocks makes it shut down to spare my health.

[pate]

... much more frequent podcast....

.. broadcast.

Cut the man some slack.  He's just finished a month of epic Mike thyme, in the frequency mynd yew...  Eye keed!

Grate shoe, mang!

[pate]

IB has several spare ones she lets me borrowbarrow.

FIFY:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcbQ1RIStus

Keedz Arr Us, matey!

[SredniVashtar]

Not a weasel. A polecat-ferret. Most ferrets can be house trained. Some not so much.

Pssst..... He's not a Pakistani, he's a weasel.   Not figuratively but literally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvs4bOMv5Xw

[PKaiser]

No need, I haven't had much sleep for the last 36 hours, and hearing you drone on about working for Tom and Jerry (to go with the rest of your Mickey Mouse resume), or being personal belly dancer to Abbott and Costello, isn't going to help keep me awake. I should add that my laptop is wired up to my nervous system, and anything in the nature of imminent radio bollocks makes it shut down to spare my health.

Touché, you wretched nit!

[ItsOver]

MV, proclaimed "Noory has won." 

"That's thuh trooth!"



"I am thuh King of Thuh Night!"

[ItsOver]

Three hours of kick-ass entertainment with no commercials!  Thank yeeewww, MV!

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

No need, I haven't had much sleep for the last 36 hours, and hearing you drone on about working for Tom and Jerry (to go with the rest of your Mickey Mouse resume), or being personal belly dancer to Abbott and Costello, isn't going to help keep me awake. I should add that my laptop is wired up to my nervous system, and anything in the nature of imminent radio bollocks makes it shut down to spare my health.

It's actually Bob and Tom, but I wouldn't expect someone from your dreary little island to be familiar with our prominent pop culture icons, polecat. However, I do agree that an anecdote about something that happened thirty years ago tends to lose its freshness after it's been heard five or six times.

[GravitySucks]

It's actually Bob and Tom, but I wouldn't expect someone from your dreary little island to be familiar with our prominent pop culture icons, polecat. However, I do agree that an anecdote about something that happened thirty years ago tends to lose its freshness after it's been heard five or six times.

Thanks for calling in.

[PKaiser]

It's actually Bob and Tom, but I wouldn't expect someone from your dreary little island to be familiar with our prominent pop culture icons, polecat. However, I do agree that an anecdote about something that happened thirty years ago tends to lose its freshness after it's been heard five or six times.

Yawn... this coming from an Illini dolt who can't even put a coherent sentence together, right?  I mean, you really added to the show last night, didn't you?  You boring old fart....

[starrmtn001]

Yes, the previous show was so dull I didn't bother to listen.

Hi, ItsOver.

I was one of the hosts of the previous show.  Were my gams that boring?

Tell ya what, let me know what you'd like to hear and I'll incorporate it into my show notes the next time I volunteer.  Thanks, man.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Thanks for calling in.

That was fun, although I was nervous as hell at first, especially after fumbling around at the beginning because I wasn't expecting the Gabcast to be on a delay.  I was hoping you'd contribute more than you did instead of going all Romberg Rabbit. 

[SredniVashtar]

That was fun, although I was nervous as hell at first, especially after fumbling around at the beginning because I wasn't expecting the Gabcast to be on a delay.  I was hoping you'd contribute more than you did instead of going all Romberg Rabbit. 

I enjoyed your appearance, even if you failed to recant your scoundrelly description of me as a low-rent Christopher Hitchens with Tourette's. My only criticism is that you were rather light on the celebrity anecdotes, and I (and the audience) were rather hoping that you'd treat us to tales of golf with Jack Benny, or canasta with Luciille Ball. Bear it in mind for next time, it's the only way you'll learn.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Yawn... this coming from an Illini dolt who can't even put a coherent sentence together, right?  I mean, you really added to the show last night, didn't you?  You boring old fart....

We boring old farts do tend to recognize each other.  Calling me an Illini hurt a little bit, though.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I enjoyed your appearance, even if you failed to recant your scoundrelly description of me as a low-rent Christopher Hitchens with Tourette's. My only criticism is that you were rather light on the celebrity anecdotes, and I (and the audience) were rather hoping that you'd treat us to tales of golf with Jack Benny, or canasta with Luciille Ball. Bear it in mind for next time, it's the only way you'll learn.

My only celebrity anecdote is about the time I played drunken naked Twister with Bea Arthur and Betty White after I won a contest to spend a week on the set of Golden Girls, and I prefer to spare people from having to imagine the horrific sights I beheld.

[zeebo]

I thought Chefist was genuine when he went into Hulk-smash mode. ... I felt bad for about five minutes. ...

Not to speak for Chef but pretty sure he was just riffing on a certain podcast personality.  Next time though I hope he does a 'Tony Robbins' impression to compliment his inspirational show notes.   

[SredniVashtar]

My only celebrity anecdote is about the time I played drunken naked Twister with Bea Arthur and Betty White after I won a contest to spend a week on the set of Golden Girls, and I prefer to spare people from having to imagine the horrific sights I beheld.

That's pretty scary, but I did once see PKaiser in a local San Francisco performance of The Sound of Music. Gifted though he may be, Bob and Tom ought to have told him that the role of Maria von Trapp was a hell of a pill to swallow for the audience. In fact, they were offered complimentary pellets of cyanide if they felt they couldn't take any more.

[zeebo]

Three hours of kick-ass entertainment with no commercials!  Thank yeeewww, MV!

I shall add my voice to the grateful chorus.  I will also submit that SV, IB, and GS were all pretty damn good sports to dive into such a lively and unpredictable endeavor.

[whoozit]

IB has several spare ones she lets me borrow.

Testicles?

[GravitySucks]

I shall add my voice to the grateful chorus.  I will also submit that SV, IB, and GS were all pretty damn good sports to dive into such a lively and unpredictable endeavor.

[pate]

MV, proclaimed "Noory has won."

...

Insert "Huh-wot half yew wroth, of Dave" image, Ben-Hur:

{homage, canoe ?existy>?))

With that thought, Dave: bots leaf this vidya (((KAHN! dew the what I wont...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENXvZ9YRjbo

[Rix Gins]

I shall add my voice to the grateful chorus.  I will also submit that SV, IB, and GS were all pretty damn good sports to dive into such a lively and unpredictable endeavor.

Remember that commercial where the guy with indigestion says, "I can't believe I ate the whole thing.?"  Well, I can't believe I heard the whole thing.  But I'm glad I did.  It was great hearing SV's and IB's voices for the first time.  There were some classy rants by MV that were worth the price of admission alone.  Chefist was a real spark plug.  Damn good job, everybody!