The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[LucaParcelli]

Congrats, MV.  You've joined an elite club.

So, as a new user who is trying to delve into the history of the forum, can someone in three sentences explain the significance of Falkie?

[Inglorious Bitch]

So, as a new user who is trying to delve into the history of the forum, can someone in three sentences explain the significance of Falkie?

A forum member who had it all but then lost it all due to his arrogance.

[Richard Groyper]

So, as a new user who is trying to delve into the history of the forum, can someone in three sentences explain the significance of Falkie?

He is our Lord and savior. The End.

[LucaParcelli]

A forum member who had it all but then lost it all due to his arrogance.

Did he JUST fall from grace in the eyes of Our Lord (MV)? He hosted two completely inexplicable podcasts recently on the GabCast that I caught up on. My partner walked in on me listening to an hour of Falkie talking like a baby...

She asked what I was doing. I told her about the forum and its relationship to Art Bell.

Her response was, "So GabCast is to Art Bell as Gilmore Guys is to Gilmore Girls, except not as good?"

I didn't know whether to break up or marry her.

[Catsmile]

So, as a new user who is trying to delve into the history of the forum, can someone in three sentences explain the significance of Falkie?

He is everything your mother raised you not to be, all rolled into one large package.
In the encyclopedia you will find his picture under The Seven Deadly Sins.
Pride, Envy, Wrath, Gluttony, Lust, Sloth, and Greed; the end.

[LucaParcelli]

He is everything your mother raised you not to be, all rolled into one large package.
In the encyclopedia you will find his picture under the 7 deadly sins.
Pride, Envy, Wrath, Gluttony, Lust, Sloth, and Greed; the end.

Thanks CatSmile! I heard you on my podcasting journey. A brush with a celebrity!

I feel odd listening to all the old shows that I can't articulate to the non-initiated, non-BellGab users, and also the fact that I can't stop...

[akwilly]

So, as a new user who is trying to delve into the history of the forum, can someone in three sentences explain the significance of Falkie?

a hard working man that devotes himself to saving cats

[WildCard]

Did he JUST fall from grace in the eyes of Our Lord (MV)? He hosted two completely inexplicable podcasts recently on the GabCast that I caught up on. My partner walked in on me listening to an hour of Falkie talking like a baby...

She asked what I was doing. I told her about the forum and its relationship to Art Bell.

Her response was, "So GabCast is to Art Bell as Gilmore Guys is to Gilmore Girls, except not as good?"

I didn't know whether to break up or marry her.

Marry her! She gets it.

[LucaParcelli]

Marry her! She gets it.

Jim Ignatowski! I love Christopher Lloyd. His facial expression is basically what I've felt with a healthy dose of Falkie recently.

[LucaParcelli]

a hard working man that devotes himself to saving cats

I kinda expected a third Falkie podcast in the trilogy... We've stopped at 2...

I guess this isn't Star Wars Episode 3... More like Half Life Episode 3...

Team Fortress 2... Dota 2... Portal 2... Left 4 Dead 2... Half Life 2...

Falkie... Freeman... Area 51 Drone... Black Mesa... G-Man... Chefist... Drones...

#HL3Confirmed...

[Imconfused]

Thanks CatSmile! I heard you on my podcasting journey. A brush with a celebrity!

I feel odd listening to all the old shows that I can't articulate to the non-initiated, non-BellGab users, and also the fact that I can't stop...

Don't try to explain it to them.  We all tried.  It doesn't work.

[MV/Liberace!]

My partner walked in on me listening to an hour of Falkie talking like a baby...

he only did it for like 15 or 20 minutes, heh heh.   :

[akwilly]

I kinda expected a third Falkie podcast in the trilogy... We've stopped at 2...

I guess this isn't Star Wars Episode 3... More like Half Life Episode 3...

Team Fortress 2... Dota 2... Portal 2... Left 4 Dead 2... Half Life 2...

Falkie... Freeman... Area 51 Drone... Black Mesa... G-Man... Chefist... Drones...

#HL3Confirmed...

I have no idea what you are saying but if you have a vagina I agree with you

[Hollow Man]

So, as a new user who is trying to delve into the history of the forum, can someone in three sentences explain the significance of Falkie?

Three sentences? Very well:

1. Falkie is a YouTube personality billed as "The Guy From Pittsburgh", a fat, gelatinous pig who makes videos about his personal life and the alternative/paranormal field.
2. He's a beggar, a con-artist, a domestic abuser, a pathological liar, and a conservative welfare cheat who stole his dead mothers SS Card and hawked Art Bell merchandise like it was his own, with Art getting nothing.
3. He used to hate George Noory [just like most other people here], but recently became a fanatical lover of the guy who denies EVER hating on him and even thinks he should become President; he even owns a shirt to that effect.

I hope this synopsis has been helpful to you. I believe that I've hit some pretty key points about Falkie, although there is much more that can be said of this creature. If you have any further questions, I'm sure I, as well as others, can assist you.   

[Zenman]

He hosted two completely inexplicable podcasts ..

Lol, well described.

[Hollow Man]

Lol, well described.

Yes. One of the more interesting moments was when Kathy called in. He shut her down quick. What a loving man, LOL...

[Corona Kitty]

I'm ready to dance.

[Hollow Man]

I'm ready to dance.

Hey, you guys try to get Falkie to call in and give us all an update. I'm sure it'd make for a nice fucking trainwreck, HAHA! 

[ItsOver]

He is our Lord and savior. The End.

"Our Falkie, who farts in a pigsty..."

[starrmtn001]

Three sentences? Very well:

1. Falkie is a YouTube personality billed as "The Guy From Pittsburgh", a fat, gelatinous pig who makes videos about his personal life and the alternative/paranormal field.
2. He's a beggar, a con-artist, a domestic abuser, a pathological liar, and a conservative welfare cheat who stole his dead mothers SS Card and hawked Art Bell merchandise like it was his own, with Art getting nothing.
3. He used to hate George Noory [just like most other people here], but recently became a fanatical lover of the guy who denies EVER hating on him and even thinks he should become President; he even owns a shirt to that effect.

I hope this synopsis has been helpful to you. I believe that I've hit some pretty key points about Falkie, although there is much more that can be said of this creature. If you have any further questions, I'm sure I, as well as others, can assist you.   

Noory just kicked Falkie to the curb, so . . .

[LucaParcelli]

Three sentences? Very well:

1. Falkie is a YouTube personality billed as "The Guy From Pittsburgh", a fat, gelatinous pig who makes videos about his personal life and the alternative/paranormal field.
2. He's a beggar, a con-artist, a domestic abuser, a pathological liar, and a conservative welfare cheat who stole his dead mothers SS Card and hawked Art Bell merchandise like it was his own, with Art getting nothing.
3. He used to hate George Noory [just like most other people here], but recently became a fanatical lover of the guy who denies EVER hating on him and even thinks he should become President; he even owns a shirt to that effect.

I hope this synopsis has been helpful to you. I believe that I've hit some pretty key points about Falkie, although there is much more that can be said of this creature. If you have any further questions, I'm sure I, as well as others, can assist you.   

I appreciate everyone here for their well thought out description of Herr Falkie. However, I think this one is the most complete...

I feel throughly caught up!

Thanks so much HollowMan!

You win at life!

[LucaParcelli]

I have no idea what you are saying but if you have a vagina I agree with you

*muah

[TigerLily]

I heard an ugly rumour there was a new Gabcast  being scheduled. Or am I hallucinating? Again

[starrmtn001]

A forum member who had it all but then lost it all due to his arrogance.

Maybe he's a savant!   Hey, weirder stuff has happened here.

[starrmtn001]

I heard an ugly rumour there was a new Gabcast  being scheduled. Or am I hallucinating? Again

No, you're good.  Nothing out of the ordinary goin' on. :

[starrmtn001]

I'm ready to dance.

Cool!  Then let's get this party started!

[LucaParcelli]

I heard an ugly rumour there was a new Gabcast  being scheduled. Or am I hallucinating? Again

It will "break the internet" to use a term I absolutely despise...

[starrmtn001]

Tha Next Episode will be this Sunday at 7PM EST.

Chefist is going to join in the second hour to give us a proper BellGab rundown since the last show.  He will also take your unscreened live calls. Help me convince him he needs his own live show.

I would also like one of the many UK BG'ers to call in and explain BREXIT and where it stands as of the show.

Another topic, I want to start my very own 'Blitz'.  It's time Jazmunda and I co-host an episode of Coast to Coast AM.  Will you help us make it happen?  Don't make me create a Kickstarter campaign!!  I think we need to find the most ridiculous paranormal speaker we can and spend several hours saying 'yesh', 'wow', and 'do you really think so?'.

2 hours and counting.

[Corona Kitty]

2 hours and counting.

I thought it was game time 2 pm pst, I shall rest some more before kick off.

[wr250]

Tha Next Episode will be this Sunday at 7PM EST.

Chefist is going to join in the second hour to give us a proper BellGab rundown since the last show.  He will also take your unscreened live calls. Help me convince him he needs his own live show.

I would also like one of the many UK BG'ers to call in and explain BREXIT and where it stands as of the show.

Another topic, I want to start my very own 'Blitz'.  It's time Jazmunda and I co-host an episode of Coast to Coast AM.  Will you help us make it happen?  Don't make me create a Kickstarter campaign!!  I think we need to find the most ridiculous paranormal speaker we can and spend several hours saying 'yesh', 'wow', and 'do you really think so?'.

should we start a petition?
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/