The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Yorkshire pud]

OK, I'll step up. But I am going to have phone sex with at least one of my co-hosts, and I want at least two callers (of either sex) to call in to say that they are touching themselves while I am on. A new one this time, not Chefist again.

It will be horrendously late, I have got a cold, so I want some show topics or I will just read out the dossier of material I have compiled about every single one of you bastards!

Clearly, you're sucking on the DWP teat to be able to be up at that time. Some of us have to work in the morning.. As for cold, are you sure it isn't man flu? That can be dangerous and easily passed on through skype.


Note to everyone: Phone sex is as far as it goes with SV these days, and it only happens if he listens in to other people's phone calls. Rumour has it he's a Sun reporter..I can't say for sure.

[cosmic hobo]

This is White Crow.

[Lilith]

I'd love to host sometime with the Chefist. But alas, tonight the harem and I are on a special mission. Road pics to follow. Watch out brotha Chefist. You may find an RV parked outside your place soon!

Road Pics??  I can't WAIT !!!!   

[Lilith]

OK, I'll step up. But I am going to have phone sex with at least one of my co-hosts, and I want at least two callers (of either sex) to call in to say that they are touching themselves while I am on. A new one this time, not Chefist again.

It will be horrendously late, I have got a cold, so I want some show topics or I will just read out the dossier of material I have compiled about every single one of you bastards!

BRAVO ol chap!  Needless to say we would be waiting an eternity for WhiteCrow to step up.

edited to add:  Please don't forget to throw in some of those marvelous fire breathing dragon moments!

[chefist]

What topics do all of you highly intelligent and interesting folks want to discuss tonight?

I will update show notes...

[MV/Liberace!]

What topics do all of you highly intelligent and interesting folks want to discuss tonight?

I will update show notes...

shoot all of tonight's hosts the notes, plz.  thanks, sugar.

[Yorkshire pud]

shoot all of tonight's hosts the notes, plz.  thanks, sugar.

Notes? Is that to imply there's some kind of organisation? Seriously?

[Lilith]

White Crow for host! Everyone can call in with their best This Is White Crow impression.

I will hope for that for next week!  WhiteCrow could just host the show all by himself, and we could all call in with our WhiteCrow Impersonations lol's !!

[SredniVashtar]

Clearly, you're sucking on the DWP teat to be able to be up at that time. Some of us have to work in the morning.. As for cold, are you sure it isn't man flu? That can be dangerous and easily passed on through skype.


Note to everyone: Phone sex is as far as it goes with SV these days, and it only happens if he listens in to other people's phone calls. Rumour has it he's a Sun reporter..I can't say for sure.

I don't know what it is. All I know is you gave it to me, and you promised me you'd got yourself checked after last time. When I feel like this I wouldn't sleep anyway, so I might as well spend the time wisely and use it to fight with a few Americans. I spent most of the day in a daze anyway so I guess I shall be all right, although if I nod off after an hour then don't be surprised.

[GravitySucks]

What topics do all of you highly intelligent and interesting folks want to discuss tonight?

I will update show notes...

I would like a discussion of the metrics concerning the revenue stream generated by the marathon session between Incorrigible Bitch and Eddie Coyle that almost caused me to blow my own brains out.

Ibby is the champion. That woman has some serious staying power.

[SredniVashtar]

Notes? Is that to imply there's some kind of organisation? Seriously?

The peanut gallery is out in force, I see. Not that they have peanuts in Yorkshire because they are worried they attract black people.

[SredniVashtar]

I would like a discussion of the metrics concerning the revenue stream generated by the marathon session between Incorrigible Bitch and Eddie Coyle that almost caused me to blow my own brains out.

Ibby is the champion. That woman has some serious staying power.

Yes, that should have been pay-per-view. I will read some of the juiciest bits out if anyone wants to hear it.

[chefist]

Notes? Is that to imply there's some kind of organisation? Seriously?

There is...do you have any show topic suggestions?

[GravitySucks]

The peanut gallery is out in force, I see. Not that they have peanuts in Yorkshire because they are worried they attract black people.

I take it Yorkshire is one of this places with Halal meat markets and restaraunts that reek of curry and body odor.

[WhiteCrow]

I'll vote to hear White Crow too. The gab cast needs new blood.

I'm old blood.. MV's brain is like a race car .. mine is like a plow horse being lead to the glue factory.
This.......is    wake -up ..... White .... Crow...   

[SredniVashtar]

I take it Yorkshire is one of this places with Halal meat markets and restaraunts that reek of curry and body odor.

You are describing the new fragrance "Yorkshire Pud - For Men", by Estee Lauder.

[GravitySucks]

I'm old blood.. MV's brain is like a race car .. mine is like a plow horse being lead to the glue factory.
This.......is    wake -up ..... White .... Crow...

Ever since MV learned that NASCAR started running on alcohol, he chose to follow their lead.

[Yorkshire pud]

I take it Yorkshire is one of this places with Halal meat markets and restaraunts that reek of curry and body odor.

Not necessarily in that order.

[WhiteCrow]

WhiteCrow, you will ALWAYS be my favorite.  I am not fickle like YOU 

Fickle me? ... There isn't a Bella-Haven Babe I don't love...  I think I've been pretty darn steady... I traveled a 1,000 miles to see you girl!
Steady.. I'm steady... Point your fickle finger at Starr .. she is the fickle one of the group.
     

[chefist]

shoot all of tonight's hosts the notes, plz.  thanks, sugar.

DONE!

[starrmtn001]

I just got a call that a family member is passing.  I may not be able to make it to the show.  I notified MV but he's offline right now.  Is there anyone who will take my place please?

Thank you.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I just got a call that a family member is passing.  I may not be able to make it to the show.  I notified MV but he's offline right now.  Is there anyone who will take my place please?

Thank you.

I'm so sorry to hear that. 

[chefist]

I just got a call that a family member is passing.  I may not be able to make it to the show.  I notified MV but he's offline right now.  Is there anyone who will take my place please?

Thank you.

I'll call in for sound check...I'm in if MV approves of sound quality

[starrmtn001]

I'll call in for sound check...I'm in if MV approves of sound quality

Thank you Chefist.

[GravitySucks]

I'll call in for sound check...

Don't forget to send you a copy of the show notes

[WhiteCrow]

Hip Hip Ol Boy. Glad to hear it. Seriously. Honest.

Get your nappy and you'll be fine. Thanks for taking one for the team.

Yeah SV... SV could just like read from his Falkie diaries ..and  the girls will schoon..  < old timey word.. means, that girls need to change their underwear. 

[chefist]

Don't forget to send you a copy of the show notes

I sent out the updated show notes

[starrmtn001]

Yeah SV... SV could just like read from his Falkie diaries ..and  the girls will schoon..  < old timey word.. means, that girls need to change their underwear.

WhiteCrow.  Will you take my place on the GabCast tonight please?  Somethings has come up.  Thank you.

[GravitySucks]

I sent out the updated show notes

Good luck y'all. Godspeed and all that.

[WhiteCrow]

White Crow for host! Everyone can call in with their best This Is White Crow impression.

Female callers ..should do that! .... brig you call in