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SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: Asuka Langley on October 07, 2020, 03:57:09 PM
>dem conquistadors

¡Ay, caramba!



Close, but I am more like a long lost Kardashian sister! LMAO

K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on October 07, 2020, 03:59:23 PM
Just stirring the pot. As an aside I admire the dedication to reply with those gifs. So bizarre. But still amazed that there is a site in which someone can, apparently, get a gif of that kid for any situation! And that you can instantly access it! Do such exist for other people or just boyband types? Is it an "app"? Is he, or more importantly his agent, aware of it? Does he get residuals?

Gif game is an intrinsic part of a yeshiva education, a preparation for the spiritual kung-fu of kabbalalalala.

Hava nagila hava nagila hava nagila something something something shalom aleichim


Jackstar

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 07, 2020, 04:19:01 PM
Gif game is an intrinsic part of a yeshiva education, a preparation for the spiritual kung-fu of kabbalalalala.

I am horrified to be unable to discern if you are joking here, or if it is even funny. Absolutely chilling.

Asuka Langley

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 07, 2020, 04:19:01 PM
Gif game is an intrinsic part of a yeshiva education, a preparation for the spiritual kung-fu of kabbalalalala.

Hava nagila hava nagila hava nagila something something something shalom aleichim





ItsOver

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on October 07, 2020, 03:36:15 PM
Jackstar says ixnay on the icturespay. I looked like Paula Abdul when I was younger.
Paula almost looks better now than when she was younger.

https://youtu.be/nu9USr6Lnfs



ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on October 07, 2020, 03:45:58 PM
They do.  Ironically hogs can't really sweat. Why they are hosed down or make wallows in mud. So the sweathog motif was invented by them who,do to their rules, likely were unfamiliar with swine but wanted to undermine us by using Hollywood and popular culture with the term "sweathog" or "sweating like a pig." Note: Mr.Kotter was even portrayed a member of a tribe.



“And that concludes this week’s Masterpiece Theater.”


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: albrecht on October 07, 2020, 03:45:58 PM
They do.  Ironically hogs can't really sweat. Why they are hosed down or make wallows in mud. So the sweathog motif was invented by them who,do to their rules, likely were unfamiliar with swine but wanted to undermine us by using Hollywood and popular culture with the term "sweathog" or "sweating like a pig." Note: Mr.Kotter was even portrayed a member of a tribe.

He was a member of two tribes. He was a Jew (with the requisite uncle stories) and a Sweathog.


Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 07, 2020, 05:05:19 PM
He was a member of two tribes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXWVpcypf0w


When you hear the air attack warning, you and your family must take cover.

When two tribes go to war
A point is all that you can score
(Score them all, score them all)
When two tribes go to war
A point is all that you can score
(Working for the black gas)
Cowboy number one
A born-again poor man's son
(Poor man's son)
On the air America
I modeled shirts by Van Heusen
(Working for the black gas)
Yeah
You know
When two tribes go to war
A point is all you can score
(Storm them all, storm them all)
When two tribes go to war
A point is all you can score
Working for the black gas
Switch off your shield
Switch off and feel
I'm working on loving, yeah
Giving you back the good times
Ship it out, out
Working for the black gas
A point is all you can score
When two tribes go to war
When two tribes go to war
A point is all you can score
We got two tribes
We got the bomb
We got the bomb, yeah
Yeah
Sock it to me biscuits, now
Are we living in a land
Where sex and horror are the new Gods?
Yeah
When two tribes go to war
A point is all you can score


SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: ItsOver on October 07, 2020, 04:56:24 PM
Paula almost looks better now than when she was younger.

https://youtu.be/nu9USr6Lnfs



Time travelers get to age backwards, sideways and upsidedown.


Asuka Langley

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 07, 2020, 04:36:47 PM
I am coming for your foreskin my little sheffeleh



NEIN! Beins is fine! I dont want it looking like Ed Dames


albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on October 07, 2020, 04:56:24 PM
Paula almost looks better now than when she was younger.


Procedures, surgeries, injections, transfusion, cleaner living, and better airbrushing and video manipulation technologies.

More importantly, what about Paul&Ella? We need an update there!

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on October 07, 2020, 05:18:19 PM
 

Procedures, surgeries, injections, transfusion, cleaner living, and better airbrushing and video manipulation technologies.

More importantly, what about Paul&Ella? We need an update there!
Paul and Ella... probably busy carving vampire pumpkins with dog pee powered cutting jets and boxing up rocks for overnight delivery to Pahrump.  Paul’s biggest challenge is sneaking in a love note with special personal pics for Heater.

Tootsie



ItsOver

Quote from: Tootsie on October 07, 2020, 05:26:30 PM
That is very fashionable now. :)

“Your response, Mr. Dubb?”

Tootsie

Fat men are sexy..Tony Soprano and Ralph Kramden.. just to name 2  :)






SpaceMeowMaid

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AZZERAE

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 07, 2020, 02:36:02 PM
K_Dubb's fattist rhetoric reminds me of those passionate anti-smoking fanatics who gave up nicotine and devote the rest of their lives to making smokers miserable. He's clearly a reformed fatso. I have no doubt he gorged on Norwegian bakery as a youth. He was not only fat, he was spotty too! I bet he had to wear elasticated fat pants.

A fat guy in a bakery ... its like a bad joke.

WOTR

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 06, 2020, 09:29:25 AM
It did not escape my notice that you skipped over line after line of perfectly executed trochees (the product of several minutes' sustained concentration) with nary a whisper of approbation and instead lavished your praise upon albrect's snide, and wholly inaccurate, remark which traffics in low stereotypes about the kind of old-lady decor favored by the swish.  And this from the only other person on this entire forum who knows what an antimacassar is!  There is a distinct whiff of lavender about that old boy.

Oh, don't get so butthurt. The doily remark actually made me laugh for personal reasons- not just because I was convinced that it was the perfect place for you to stash your smelling salts and contraceptives.

I know that I had already mentioned that I worked operating equipment in a mine when I was younger. Camp is a little boring. I would read, and play games. But I am also an insomniac... So I crocheted a doilies and some blankets. Yes... In the mine by day (or night, depending on the shift) and then crocheting at "home" after work.

Somehow, I doubt that was the chosen pass time of most of my coworkers...

WOTR

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on October 07, 2020, 10:47:06 PM
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SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: WOTR on October 08, 2020, 01:28:22 AM
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Jackstar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I76gyHkrrOM

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on October 08, 2020, 02:52:43 AM
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The thought has occurred--someone here at some point, perhaps while leaning up against an enchanted banana stand or some such empowered fetish object, ordered a crazy cat lady, right? You all talk about them so often. Well, I am keeping this one under glass. Seems like a rare specimen to me, and you know me--I have been around.

ItsOver

Quote from: WOTR on October 08, 2020, 01:24:04 AM
...So I crocheted a doilies and some blankets. Yes... In the mine by day (or night, depending on the shift) and then crocheting at "home" after work.

Somehow, I doubt that was the chosen pass time of most of my coworkers...


“Go on.”

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