The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[AZZERAE]

That is very fashionable now.

https://youtu.be/YtC92pzp5vw

[VC]

My OP quoted just below from Azzerae's World:

As a gesture of good will, I will commit to a battle rap with you in a cooperative production that you can produce and have creative control over.

WOTR slyly lifted and shifted my idea by one-upping it for a Live GabCast tonight below: LOL

This just is not an offer that is commonly extended in my neck of the woods. I think the next gabcast should host the event. MV can be the impartial moderator.

Who cannot love K_Dubb:

I do like the sound of this.  It is the world of the effete coffee-house poetry slam, moved out to the streets.  I love to hear poetry in the mouths of the people!

I have never written one of these "raps" but perhaps I could contribute a few lines of iambic pentameter for each of the gentlemen, to sort of start things off, which they of course are free to intersperse with nonsense syllables like "yo" and "dawg" and "know 'm' sayin'" to meet the requirements of the genre.  These nonsense syllables are the easiest things to criticize but let us not forget that The Bard himself routinely submitted lines like "with a hey nonny nonny and a rum tum tum" without a blush.

Ok Wiggers! Rap is On Three Ways...

Way 1)

My OP (see above) was NOT in the GabCast Topic and was meant for AzzWigger to produce and edit Cuck Shed style/quality song(s) like Liberace! does. Two things with audio that AzzWigger is excellent at is editing and sound tracking. Azz knows full well I've always given him high marks where deserved, editing, sound mixing/tracking, Uncle "Based", though he does get lazy with the car "car sound proofing" when he is doing podcasts sometimes. That's *not* a complaint about his Rap audio though, since that's not recorded in the car.

The way this Battle Rap was conceived by me is to do this line by line, meaning Rap Battle "segment by segment", between the two of us against some shared backdrop of music that AzzWigger has for producing and editing the final cut. It was meant to be a "live simulation" by only doing the back and forth between us in his AzzStab World thread.

Way 2)

It becomes a Two Way with K_Dubb by him adding alternative lines that either of us could option to use for the final cut, and, also, do a different Rap with a K_Dubb final cut version. But K_Dubb must do the segment by segment "battle rap" too, no cheating with AzzWigger behind the scenes, so he is challenged by both AzzStab and my Rap parts too. K_Dubb must agree to be as devious as possible with both our lyrics and our BG backgrounds with no favoritism, since he is trying for the winning song all for himself and not also for his sweetie Azz too! Oh, and if Shreddie wants to chime-in with some suggestions and/or commentary, then I'm all for it too.

Agreed? Do any of you have any better ideas?

WOTR upped the game by suggesting to do this Live tonight on the GabCast. I never offered to do that in my OP quoted at top of this post. Why? Well, there are problems with doing this:

I demand quality sound. My bluetooth audio sounded like shit on the last GabCast. I'm willing for K_Dubb to write some sample Battle Rap for me to read-off tonight with me testing both an Android phone and an iPhone with different mics to do sound checks, but the Live Battle Rap would have to be for another time. We would need some sample background rap sound/beats for me to key-off of if its to be "musical" that someone would have to suggest available online, YT, download/play somewhere else, Amazon music, that's not meant to make me a Dumb Ass Rapper out of me more than it will already be. Yes. I've done ZERO rap, but I'm game motherfuckers!

Way 3)

Let's first do the Two Ways I suggested above with K_Dubb (and Shreddie?), but if we can get some decent sound Live for a Gabcast another time... Yeah, I'll Battle Rap that too. That will be The Three Way! Pussies.

Maybe Liberace! will join-in and really make it a Three Way too. 

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Azzerae, you can make it a Three Way with K_Dubb above too, but I'm out with any graphics as shown above! I'm really not gay like you!

[K_Dubb]

I think that is an excellent idea, VC, and of course I will be studiously neutral in whatever capacity you guys agree to let me serve.  But you are to consider that, without knowing what you look like, Azz is fighting with one hand tied behind his back, which is hardly gentlemanly on your part.  I understand your reluctance to post a photo but, in the absence of a reasonably candid list of your physical deformities, we will be free to invent our own, up to and including a harelip, a tiny receding chin, teeth like a manure-spreader, greasy thinning hair, crossed eyes, sunken cheeks and flapping great jowls, a small but decidedly pointy bosom, and a nose like the Holland Tunnel.

[MV/Liberace!]

I guess pate will just have to move in.

Curtis said this would be the most reasonable solution.

[MV/Liberace!]

GabCast.  Tonight.  1AM East, 10PM West.  Listen/Watch/Chat here:

https://youtu.be/jF3rlItMAU0

[SpaceMeowMaid]

I think that is an excellent idea, VC, and of course I will be studiously neutral in whatever capacity you guys agree to let me serve.  But you are to consider that, without knowing what you look like, Azz is fighting with one hand tied behind his back, which is hardly gentlemanly on your part.  I understand your reluctance to post a photo but, in the absence of a reasonably candid list of your physical deformities, we will be free to invent our own, up to and including a harelip, a tiny receding chin, teeth like a manure-spreader, greasy thinning hair, crossed eyes, sunken cheeks and flapping great jowls, a small but decidedly pointy bosom, and a nose like the Holland Tunnel.

And all this time I was imagining the bitch at the DMV with the underbite and the Mooseknuckle wedgie.

[whoozit]

GabCast.  Tonight.  1AM East, 10PM West.  Listen/Watch/Chat here:

https://youtu.be/jF3rlItMAU0

Mom says no nuggies for me if I stay up so late.

[Dr. MD MD]

So, Heather’s really going to be on the Gabcast tonight? Really?!

[Asuka Langley]

So, Heather’s really going to be on the Gabcast tonight? Really?!

NANI!?!?

[K_Dubb]

So, Heather’s really going to be on the Gabcast tonight? Really?!

Yes doc, live from the cuckshack in a dark red feather boa, matching stilettos AND NOTHING ELSE.

(oh wait it will just be me from the kitchen)

[K_Dubb]

I do think it would be great if she came back before Thanksgiving so I could ask her about the duck.  Let the record show:  I am not a hater!  I defended the duck, said it was probably a very tasty duck, sought out recipes that produced similar duck effects and deemed them desirable, and offered to cook a duck using the identical method so that its succulence could be independently verified.  Heather, please come back so I can defend your honor, in the kitchen at least.  This duck slander has gone on long enough!

[whoozit]

So, Heather’s really going to be on the Gabcast tonight? Really?!

Assuming a 3 hour GabCast Lee would have to cough up $808.20.  That’s a lot of diapers.

[Asuka Langley]

Assuming a 3 hour GabCast Lee would have to cough up $808.20.  That’s a lot of diapers.

[ItsOver]

Assuming a 3 hour GabCast Lee would have to cough up $808.20.  That’s a lot of diapers.

Plus, Lee’s a big tipper.

[Jackstar]

Let the record show:  I am not a hater!  I defended the duck, said it was probably a very tasty duck, sought out recipes that produced similar duck effects and deemed them desirable, and offered to cook a duck using the identical method so that its succulence could be independently verified.

I wish to taste these ducks. My yearning is poignant and tender, like all duckflesh ought to be.

[Jackstar]

I demand quality sound. My bluetooth audio sounded like shit on the last GabCast.

I have a spare microphone--NIB--that I can donate to your cause. Please provide your address! Package will be ticking.

[VC]

I'm willing for K_Dubb to write some sample Battle Rap for me to read-off tonight with me testing both an Android phone and an iPhone with different mics to do sound checks, but the Live Battle Rap would have to be for another time. We would need some sample background rap sound/beats for me to key-off of if its to be "musical" that someone would have to suggest available online, YT, download/play somewhere else, Amazon music, that's not meant to make me a Dumb Ass Rapper out of me more than it will already be. Yes. I've done ZERO rap, but I'm game motherfuckers!

For whatever reason(s) this did not happen by show time, so I can only call-in for just voice sound checks w/o doing a sample rap too. Not sure if MV wants the same Voice Caller LOL from the last GabCast to call again tonight too, so I'll check to see what happens...

It's 15+ minutes after show time but nothing yet...

I think I'll have to pass for now with other things to do right now...

I might check back-in if no one else calls-in tonight to maybe do sound checks...

I tried. Don't blame me!

[Jackstar]

This nigga with the masks and the owls and the bookshelves is obviously a gentleperson and a scholar. Kudos. Also: nice hat. Any problems with lice? I might know someone.

[K_Dubb]

For whatever reason(s) this did not happen by show time...

Tell me about your nose...

[Jackstar]

"How I Dealt With Masks During COVID-19: The Untold Story of Pinocchio" is going to be a great coffee table book this holiday season.

[Dr. MD MD]

ZaZa won’t be a character in our new musical but he will be referred to with a musical idee fixe. Everytime it’s played you’ll know that he’s there, lurking in the background, just like at Bellgab.

[Dr. MD MD]

Fatties!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opiMvgp5Efo

[Dr. MD MD]

Awesome rapping, Lee!

[Dr. MD MD]

Has VC ever been diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia? Legitimately asking.

[Jackstar]

Has VC ever been diagnosed

Every time VC says, "this is very stressful" I start laughing like a fuckin' hyena. Can we get this in the next DSM as a sub-version of Tourette's? I am not asking for a friend--I am asking for my legacy.

[Dr. MD MD]

Sometimes VC seems like metron to me.🤔

[Silphion]

Has VC ever been diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia? Legitimately asking.

He seems to have presented a legitimate argument for having been cyber swatted.

[Dr. MD MD]

He seems to have presented a legitimate argument for having been cyber swatted.

I know but he also seemed to be finding patterns and similarities between posters here that could just as well be random, e.g., the Jackstar/metron connection. I think he even speculated that I was metron once. Don’t get me wrong. Metron is a douchebag but I don’t think every other poster here is him or one of his sock puppets.

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YB7qyn5MVs

[Silphion]

I know but he also seemed to be finding patterns and similarities between posters here that could just as well be random, e.g., the Jackstar/metron connection. I think he even speculated that I was metron once. Don’t get me wrong. Metron is a douchebag but I don’t think every other poster here is him.

The legend and influence of Metron is so pervasive and paranoia inducing
that even I was suggested as being him, but that was by morons on EllGab.

VC has a much more genuine concern for being suspicious of everyone.