The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[ItsOver]

It is hard to say seeing only a person's face since weight distribution varies dramatically between individuals.  You could simply be chubby from all I can tell, and there is, without a doubt, a very cute boy under there who it pleases me to address with affection.  If you want to PM me a shirtless photo (I am absolutely trustworthy; just ask ZAZA) I will be happy to provide additional commentary.  I resist the idea of a scale but if you press me, seeing only your face and not the other delights of your person, I will whiff at a 5.

"Fat" is more of an up-or-down question and I am happy to say that on most days, since I am actively waging war on mine and spurring myself to action by the vicious scourge of self-loathing which you may detect in my tireless imprecations against the substance, I count myself on your side of the balance.

You can always go the BMI route.  Science, you know.   *

https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

* Subject to certain limitations, political agendas, social desires, and other such niceties.

P.S. - I’m a perfect 20 but for information only.  Lots of vocal and guitar workouts, of course.

[Ciardelo]

You can always go the BMI route.  Science, you know.   *

https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

* Subject to certain limitations, political agendas, social desires, and other such niceties.

P.S. - I’m a perfect 20 but for information only.  Lots of vocal and guitar workouts, of course.

Pfft. I'm over twice as perfect as you.  :

[K_Dubb]

P.S. - I’m a perfect 20 but for information only.  Lots of vocal and guitar workouts, of course.

Hellooooooo convertible daddy I see you over there!

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Shit I know noone asked me, but you are doing it wrong. I cannot help it but one of my many three letter conditions is not allowing me to ignore this. It's like when the towels are folded wrong, or the toilet paper is set in the opposite direction, or when someone doesn't know how to arrange the cups in the cupboards... It's 1 to 10... 10 is the hottest... So, you did it backwards. Just thank God K Dubb said 5 because it works for the scale correction anyway...
I know you didn't ask, but I think K Dubb offered you a much lower number than I see fit.

How sweathog am I, in your opinion? Rate me 1 to 10. 10 being worst, 1 being least like a sweathog.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Pfft. I'm over twice as perfect as you.  :

Pfft. I'm over twice as perfect as you.  :

Seems like there is some perversion of a Beauty contest happening in here. Even though everyone is primarily judging themselves,  I don't know whether to be happy/excited or terrified ; )

[Ciardelo]

Seems like there is some perversion of a Beauty contest happening in here. Even though everyone is primarily judging themselves,  I don't know whether to be happy/excited or terrified ; )

Perversion? On BellGab??? 

[Corona Kitty]

Seems like there is some perversion of a Beauty contest happening in here. Even though everyone is primarily judging themselves,  I don't know whether to be happy/excited or terrified ; )

Are you fat?

[ItsOver]

Hellooooooo convertible daddy I see you over there!

Heh, heh ... “honk, honk.”

[K_Dubb]

...everyone is primarily judging themselves...

I came to this conclusion a while ago, with brig if I remember right who was listening to one of Heather's long, posturing speeches.  It seems to me that, when people go off on long rants about How Things Are, they are primarily speaking to themselves and, rather than bold pronouncements, we are hearing or reading what has lately been called their "inner monologue".  I am absolutely no exception to this, as Azz astutely observed.

[ItsOver]

Seems like there is some perversion of a Beauty contest happening in here. Even though everyone is primarily judging themselves,  I don't know whether to be happy/excited or terrified ; )

You have to go to EllGab to be judged by others.

[VC]

Got any more of them spoofs? Your image game is 100.

You drew it.

How 'bout doing the 2 cartoons I already suggested too?

I already offered to battle rap you in good faith.

Soooo?

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Are you fat?

Only in certain places that make it hard for me to buy jeans and brassieres.

[Dr. MD MD]

Only in certain places that make it hard for me to buy jeans and brassieres.

[K_Dubb]

Only in certain places that make it hard for me to buy jeans and braziers.

It is very difficult to find ones that offer adequate gut protection.

[VC]

Only in certain places that make it hard for me to buy jeans and braziers.

Please present a picture from your 20's/30's, mostly clothed, of course. This is not a Paladin1991 request. 

I sincerely doubt you will, so this is in jest, of course!

[SredniVashtar]

K_Dubb's fattist rhetoric reminds me of those passionate anti-smoking fanatics who gave up nicotine and devote the rest of their lives to making smokers miserable. He's clearly a reformed fatso. I have no doubt he gorged on Norwegian bakery as a youth. He was not only fat, he was spotty too! I bet he had to wear elasticated fat pants.

[Corona Kitty]

Only in certain places that make it hard for me to buy jeans and brassieres.

So in other words you're fat?

[K_Dubb]

He was not only fat, he was spotty too! I bet he had to wear elasticated fat pants.

Absolutely, with horrible crooked yellow teeth, too, a pronounced case of splayfoot, and hair that fell out in clumps.  Not to mention painfully insecure about the meager range of my childhood doily collection which contained not a single sample of tatting.  This is all compensation, and you will suffer with me.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

So in other words you're fat?

My ass is fat! There you made me say it!

[SpaceMeowMaid]

It is very difficult to find ones that offer adequate gut protection.

LOL
Nope it's more about the fact you can see my ass from outerspace~!

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Please present a picture from your 20's/30's, mostly clothed, of course. This is not a Paladin1991 request. 

I sincerely doubt you will, so this is in jest, of course!

Jackstar says ixnay on the icturespay. I looked like Paula Abdul when I was younger.

[Jackstar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El1kgCqD7Xk

Jackstar says ixnay on the icturespay.

She is way, way hotter than that. Would I lie to you guys? C'mon, Meng.

[albrecht]

Hogs need washing too! 

They do.  Ironically hogs can't really sweat. Why they are hosed down or make wallows in mud. So the sweathog motif was invented by them who,do to their rules, likely were unfamiliar with swine but wanted to undermine us by using Hollywood and popular culture with the term "sweathog" or "sweating like a pig." Note: Mr.Kotter was even portrayed a member of a tribe.

[Dr. MD MD]

She is way, way hotter than that. Would I lie to you guys? C'mon, Meng.

[Asuka Langley]

LOL
Nope it's more about the fact you can see my ass from outerspace~!

Conquistador phenotype

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Conquistador phenotype

Nailed it! LOL

[K_Dubb]

They do.  Ironically hogs can't really sweat. Why they are hosed down or make wallows in mud. So the sweathog motif was invented by them who,do to their rules, likely were unfamiliar with swine but wanted to undermine us by using Hollywood and popular culture with the term "sweathog" or "sweating like a pig." Note: Mr.Kotter was even portrayed a member of a tribe.

Oy vey!

[Asuka Langley]

Nailed it! LOL

>dem conquistadors

¡Ay, caramba!

[albrecht]

Oy vey!

Just stirring the pot. As an aside I admire the dedication to reply with those gifs. So bizarre. But still amazed that there is a site in which someone can, apparently, get a gif of that kid for any situation! And that you can instantly access it! Do such exist for other people or just boyband types? Is it an "app"? Is he, or more importantly his agent, aware of it? Does he get residuals?

[Jackstar]

The next episode of The GabCast will be Saturday night, 1AM East, 10PM West.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHr-IiefsVM