The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[whoozit]

Why is jackstar wearing a kilt?

I don’t think it is a kilt, but I was wondering what and why too.  Plus I’m so jelly of his place.

[Corona Kitty]

He just finished fucking your whore of a mother.

Your skin hasn't lightened up yet?

[Corona Kitty]

I don’t think it is a kilt, but I was wondering what and why too.  Plus I’m so jelly of his place.

That looks like a kilt to me.... Paging jackstar.

[K_Dubb]

That looks like a kilt to me.... Paging jackstar.

It is, of course, a utilikilt.  I was surprised to learn that Jacky is the kind of man who wears a utilikilt.  I do not know if you have those men down there but we have them here.

[Corona Kitty]

It is, of course, a utilikilt.  I was surprised to learn that Jacky is the kind of man who wears a utilikilt.  I do not know if you have those men down there but we have them here.

I have never seen one before, I had no idea Jackie was such an international man.

By the way, I feel like I need to ask you this... Quite frankly I feel like I'm being trolled now. What is the lore behind this exotic body spray?

Do you find a spray to be superior to the traditional stick of deodorant?

[K_Dubb]

I have never seen one before, I had no idea Jackie was such an international man.

By the way, I feel like I need to ask you this... Quite frankly I feel like I'm being trolled now. What is the lore behind this exotic body spray?

Do you find a spray to be superior to the traditional stick of deodorant?

It smells much better!  The red one smells like pure testosterone, like your voice on the stream.

[Corona Kitty]

It smells much better!  The red one smells like pure testosterone, like your voice on the stream.

Thank you for your assessments on the various intricacies of deodorant.

[pate]

Eh, Laurel and Hardy?  Nice pants, pharmacist Laurel and farmer Hardy.

+19.5:  I will immediately go forth to EllGape and "upvote" the simulacrum of this post that surely exists therein.



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[K_Dubb]

Thank you for your assessments on the various intricacies of deodorant.

Any time, papi.

[ItsOver]

It is, of course, a utilikilt.  I was surprised to learn that Jacky is the kind of man who wears a utilikilt.  I do not know if you have those men down there but we have them here.

I can’t wait for the Jackwad incoherent rambling wall of text on the virtues of utilikilts.

[K_Dubb]

I can’t wait for the Jackwad incoherent rambling wall of text on the virtues of utilikilts.

I am only sorry the photograph does not show the hose or gaiters arrangement he is proposing with it, or his knobbly knees.

[Corona Kitty]

Any time, papi.

[DanTSX]

Why is jackstar wearing a kilt?

That’s a skirt.

[WOTR]

It is, of course, a utilikilt.  I was surprised to learn that Jacky is the kind of man who wears a utilikilt.  I do not know if you have those men down there but we have them here.

I thought it would be fun to buy one as a bit of a lark and wear it to work this winter. $330 USD for the survivalist? That moves it out of the "joke" range and into only being fit for somebody quite serious about their dresses.

Of course those are popular in your neck of the woods. But I would think that distribution is limited to the West coast.

[albrecht]

I thought it would be fun to buy one as a bit of a lark and wear it to work this winter. $330 USD for the survivalist? That moves it out of the "joke" range and into only being fit for somebody quite serious about their dresses.

Of course those are popular in your neck of the woods. But I would think that distribution is limited to the West coast.

If so desired a cheaper option is to pick up one of those 'bucket buddys' 'bucket caddy' or 'bucket master' -depending on trademark- and wear that in lieu of the expensive skirt. More pockets even. 

[WOTR]

If so desired a cheaper option is to pick up one of those 'bucket buddys' 'bucket caddy' or 'bucket master' -depending on trademark- and wear that in lieu of the expensive skirt. More pockets even. 

Now your just pulling my leg. I was even unsure about the utllikilt. But at last somebody took the time to design a webpage around the idea.

I'm afraid that people may laugh at me or think me cheap if I should adopt the bucket buddy as attire. 

[Rat Fink]

Very embarrassing co-host.  I am Rat Fink.

[Jackstar]

Oops sorry I forgot that everything on the internet is true

Jackstar is a fucking junkie :*(

Incidentally I looked into this one, it turns out... that she doesn't actually know what this word actually means. Something I did not realize about the Native American people until just recently is that... English is not their mother tongue. No. No, not really. Not at all.

By this I mean to say, if I am "a junkie," then... so is her ______; her _______; her best ______; and likely countless other people that she enjoys otherwise associating with, so honestly I feel like I'm in quite good company. ;)

Stay tuned. I don't think she's going anywhere--I still have her ________--but something's going to happen, and it's gonna be good.

P.S.: It's even actually spelled "junky." Women! I know, right? Adorable.

I reported a bunch of posts today and yesterday MV!!!

Also, she's serious by the way--she doesn't want her name plastered around here anymore. I told her to email admin@bellgab.com about it, but it's not like I want her name out here either. Have I ever used her name here? I really don't think so, and if I did, it was by accident.

I'm cool with you leaving my name up though. It's really enhancing the power of my brand. Cheers, m8

[Jackstar]

$330 USD for the survivalist?

It is worth every God-blessed penny, and frankly I think you're a bit of a fool to think otherwise. Take it from me. Would I lie to you? Come on, mang.

[Jackstar]

I can’t wait for the Jackwad incoherent rambling wall of text on the virtues of utilikilts.

This fucking guy.

[Jackstar]

I was surprised to learn that Jacky is the kind of man who wears a utilikilt.

I've been wearing one nearly every day for very nearly the last 5 years. I've got three of them. The more you know...

[K_Dubb]

It is worth every God-blessed penny, and frankly I think you're a bit of a fool to think otherwise. Take it from me. Would I lie to you? Come on, mang.

I notice you have deliberately avoided the hose-and-gaiters question, to say nothing of footwear!  Do you sport shooting hose with hobnailed boots, or perhaps those lovely little pumps tied all the way up the calf?  Can you do the highland fling?

[Jackstar]

Fallout from this event continues to be immense. [...] Classic chimpanzee with a Mack 10.

Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks for asking!! There's no skin off my nose--this is the most fun I've ever had in my entire life, and that includes the period of time when I was rolling around town with half a book of blotter--but there's going to be Hell to pay for what some people have had to go through, as a result of what some people have decided to go through.

I remain, at your service,
Signed,
The Sourceror of The Queen.

[Jackstar]

I notice you have deliberately avoided the hose-and-gaiters question, to say nothing of footwear!  Do you sport shooting hose with hobnailed boots, or perhaps those lovely little pumps tied all the way up the calf?  Can you do the highland fling?

I haven't been avoiding at all--been busy moving and moonlighting my firefighting gig. I miss you too. In response to your query, I will say that I can both dance and play the bagpipes, but not right now.

Rumors of my derangement have clearly been fueled by my choice of wardrobe, instrument, and words, and let me be the first to tell you and make it clear: I have absolutely no shame, no regret, and no remorse about any of it. I wouldn't change a God-blessed thing that got me here, and that's a fact.

And for the record, at the exact time certain people were saying that nobody was calling the GabCast--I was calling the GabCast. The phone just rang and rang, and nobody picked up.

Honestly, if I known I was going to get blanked like that, I would have just stayed outside and smoked weed with the teenagers for a lot longer than I did. One of them said he could play chess! I think I really missed out on that one... because of you.

https://youtu.be/hCkOlbL_WVs

[Jackstar]

Do you sport shooting hose with hobnailed boots, or perhaps those lovely little pumps tied all the way up the calf?

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If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: I am a fucking brilliant rockstar. Send no flowers for me, Argentina.

[K_Dubb]

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If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: I am a fucking brilliant rockstar. Send no flowers for me, Argentina.

OMG are those Fluevog Radios?  I have the same, in both black and dark red!

[Dr. MD MD]

Fucking spammer. :

[AZZERAE]

Dear Lee,

I'm all packed and ready for this stupid fucking wedding. And I'm already wishing another conversation with you were taking place instead.

I won't lie, I'll have fun. Its a beautiful venue, surrounded by mountains and quaint old-style cottages. Good people. Good friends!

I only hope you can get the Frog King or maybe even the Great Rubini to be a fill in co-host. That other guy has already sneered at the opportunity to spend a couple hours on the airwaves with you. So scratch that.

Ah, who am I kidding - the show may not even happen this weekend. Perhaps you'll utilize this downtime to look inward, to journal, to feel the grass between your toes ... to have a cup of tea and put your feet up.

I really didn't think I'd have grown so Goddamned attached to you so fast. You really are something! And I will really miss this.

Take care,

Azzerae

[DanTSX]

Dear Lee,

I'm all packed and ready for this stupid fucking wedding. And I'm already wishing another conversation with you were taking place instead.

I won't lie, I'll have fun. Its a beautiful venue, surrounded by mountains and quaint old-style cottages. Good people. Good friends!

I only hope you can get the Frog King or maybe even the Great Rubini to be a fill in co-host. That other guy has already sneered at the opportunity to spend a couple hours on the airwaves with you. So scratch that.

Ah, who am I kidding - the show may not even happen this weekend. Perhaps you'll utilize this downtime to look inward, to journal, to feel the grass between your toes ... to have a cup of tea and put your feet up.

I really didn't think I'd have grown so Goddamned attached to you so fast. You really are something! And I will really miss this.

Take care,

Azzerae

Is this love letter from Swaziland supposed to be A private message?

[Innerreach]

s this love letter from Swaziland supposed to be A private message?

Yes, private at heart. oxoxoxoxox