The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Dr. MD MD]

It is because you are hot, well-spoken, and confident.  I will have to put cotton in my ears if you tell those stories, though, or I will get insanely jealous and ragey in the chat.

That’s just a misperception. You’re already insanely jealous and ragey in the chat. :

[Dr. MD MD]

Working as intended. Go play Gallagher videos or something.

#StreetCredDwindling

[K_Dubb]

That’s just a misperception. You’re already insanely jealous and ragey in the chat. :

LOL!  Does it show?  How embarrassing.

[Corona Kitty]

It is because you are hot, well-spoken, and confident.  I will have to put cotton in my ears if you tell those stories, though, or I will get insanely jealous and ragein the chat.

I will have to warn you ahead of time.
*Earmuffs* will be the code word.

[Dr. MD MD]

There's definitely some serious childhood trauma that happened to you. I think you hold a lot of resentment towards your parents. You should probably go find a psychiatrist.

You couldn’t psychoanalyze your way out of your bedwetting phase, myke. What makes you think you could do it to me?

[Dr. MD MD]

I will have to warn you ahead of time.
*Earmuffs* will be the code word.

This is what your Johns ask for instead of being obvious about it.

#MexicanMaleProstitute

[Corona Kitty]

You couldn’t psychoanalyze your way out of your bedwetting phase, myke. What makes you think you could do it to me?

Everything in your world revolves around pissing and shitting lol ... Jesus christ.

[K_Dubb]

I will have to warn you ahead of time.
*Earmuffs* will be the code word.

Ok papi thank you for being so kind.

[Corona Kitty]

Ok papi thank you for being so kind.

You got it sir.

[Dr. MD MD]

Everything in your world revolves around pissing and shitting lol ... Jesus christ.

Hey, I’m not the one who used to soak my sheets every night.

[Corona Kitty]

Hey, I’m not the one who used to soak my sheets every night.

That was your father not me.

[Dr. MD MD]

That was your father not me.

No, it was you. I can tell by how triggered you are over it, bedwetter. Do your Johns know about your incontinence?

[Corona Kitty]

No, it was you. I can tell by how triggered you are over it, bedwetter. Do your Johns know about your incontinence?

Am I supposed to go along and pretend that you didn't wipe your Father's ass and not change his piss stained bed sheets? You were the caretaker after all.

[Dr. MD MD]

Am I supposed to go along and pretend that you didn't wipe your Father's ass and not change his piss stained bed sheets? You were the caretaker after all.

There’s a special place in hell for people who make fun of people dying of cancer. You’re probably already there but we’re talking about your incontinence, myke. I bet some of your Johns actually pay you to pee on them though.

[Jackstar]

This episode is a little tacky.

Motion passes. Council will speak.

[K_Dubb]

I bet some of your Johns actually pay you to pee on them though.

You seem to know an awful lot about this sort of thing, doc.

[Jackstar]

You seem to know an awful lot about this sort of thing, doc.

7 years of Me, and something's going to rub off.

[Dr. MD MD]

You seem to know an awful lot about this sort of thing, doc.

You mean about myke being a male prostitute? Seems pretty obvious.

[Dr. MD MD]

7 years of Me, and something's going to rub off.

#DwindlingStreetCred

[Corona Kitty]

There’s a special place in hell for people who make fun of people dying of cancer. You’re probably already there but we’re talking about your incontinence, myke. I bet some of your Johns actually pay you to pee on them though.

Fuck your parents, they raised a dumb ignorant black man-child.

[Dr. MD MD]

Fuck your parents, they raised a dumb ignorant black man child.

No, myke I never fucked my parents like you...well, your mom and stepfather anyway because you never knew your real father.

[Corona Kitty]

No, myke I never fucked my parents like you...well, your mom and stepfather anyway because you never knew your real father.

I don't remember mentioning necrophilia, you certainly are disgusting. All the years of wiping your cancer-ridden father's ass sure did some sick things to you.

[albrecht]

Now that you mention it, I think I did something similar at the New Braunfels Applebees years ago.  I was looking for a place that had some game on the tube and it was within walking distance of where I was staying.  Nothing looked very appealing on the menu so I just got a beer and watched the game.

Ha!  Dubb would have a stroke just looking around the inside of a Pancho’s.  All the El Lardos, hoisting the little Pancho flag for more soaked in grease Sopaipillas.  Do they still have that Velveeta-like cheese sauce, as in their enchiladas?  They always tasted like cheese enchiladas you’d get in a Swanson’s frozen TV dinner. 

Like something from The Simpson’s. 

I just recall the bathroom being horrendous and that the waitress was wasting her memory skills. She could recall everyone's order, even in a large group. We used to go in HS and college back in the day when 'all-u-can-eat' had more appeal and the price-point was right.

[Walks_At_Night]

Just catching up now. SwishyPants returns from the dead!

[Dr. MD MD]

I don't remember mentioning necrophilia, you certainly are disgusting. All the years of wiping your cancer-ridden father's ass sure did some sick things to you.

It’s official. You’re the new pud.

[Corona Kitty]

It’s official. You’re the new pud.

Old black guys sure say the darnest things.

[Dr. MD MD]

Old black guys sure say the darnest things.

Snappy comeback! :

Seriously though, why are you so angry? Is it because you try your hardest but are still a no talent hack?

[Corona Kitty]

Snappy comeback! :

Seriously though, why are you so angry? Is it because you try your hardest but are still a no talent hack?

Wasn't exactly a comeback it was much more of an expression of astonishment. Black senior citizens are amusing to me.

[Dr. MD MD]

Wasn't exactly a comeback it was much more of an expression of astonishment. Black senior citizens are amusing to me.

And so the anger is just because you’re a no-talent failure then.

[Corona Kitty]

And so the anger is just because you’re a no-talent failure then.

I'm not the one attacking people's parents for years on bellgab lol. Get help.