The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Inglorious Bitch]

Ditto. 5AM on a Sunday morning my time means I forfeit one day I get to rest. I love the GabCast, but that's a bit too much of a sacrifice for me.

Are you in Merry Old England with SV and Yorkie?

[GravitySucks]

Are you in Merry Old England with SV and Yorkie?

What are you implying? LOL

[gabrielle]

Here it is. add explosive to the icing.

[GravitySucks]

Here it is. add explosive to the icing.

Wow. First no-bake cake recipe I have ever seen.

[Inglorious Bitch]

What are you implying? LOL

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Goodness. I am under the impression that saltpeter or a similar chemical is responsible for the reddish color in most cured meats.  I wonder who came up with that bright idea.

We really need a baking and cooking podcast focusing on dangerous recipes.

Probably the same mountain men that use gunpowder as a seasoning when they run out of salt.

[K_Dubb]

Here it is. add explosive to the icing.

Thanks dear, looks wonderful!  Soda, not powder, explains the buttermilk.  I assume that is all cake, and you are left to your own devices for the icing?

[Richard Groyper]

Here it is. add explosive to the icing.

Pornography of words!

[K_Dubb]

Wow. First no-bake cake recipe I have ever seen.

Hahaha 350 until toothpick is my guess.  Sift together dry ingredients.  Cream the butter & sugar, then add the rest of the wet ingredients.  Gently fold in dry.

Would be interesting to note if the eggs (or just the whites) are to be beaten first to add more of what grandma called luft.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Almost forgot - Saltpeter does act as a preservative.

[Richard Groyper]

Great! Now I have to smash my penis with a rolling pin.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Goodness. I am under the impression that saltpeter or a similar chemical is responsible for the reddish color in most cured meats.  I wonder who came up with that bright idea.

We really need a baking and cooking podcast focusing on dangerous recipes.

If you want to see dangerous recipes, get a copy of Henley's Formulas from the 1890's. I dropped a PDF copy of it in these threads somewhere. Probably quicker to just search it out onlline.

[GravitySucks]

Almost forgot - Saltpeter does act as a preservative.

Great for getting rid of tree stumps too

[albrecht]

So basically any recipe involving electric appliance, sharp utensils or fire.

Shit. We might need a Federal Department of Cooking and Baking.

Don't you worry we already have the FDA, and other agencies, on top of it and TONS of regulations and laws on the books with regard to these things, but, as any bureacrat could tell you, no reason not to make more!
https://www.federalregister.gov/articles/2001/09/07/01-22481/small-entity-compliance-guide-food-labeling-serving-sizes-reference-amount-for-baking-powder-baking
https://www.federalregister.gov/articles/2016/05/27/2016-11865/food-labeling-serving-sizes-of-foods-that-can-reasonably-be-consumed-at-one-eating-occasion
And these are only a few of the many, many and at the Federal level. States and local municipalities also have countless regulations.

[WhiteCrow]

Here it is. add explosive to the icing.

Shocked Gabrielle...

Is this a cake you and your buddy AKwilly make together?

"Dark Brown Sugar ..packed"

[AZZERAE]

Are you in Merry Old England with SV and Yorkie?

Nope but same timezone

[GravitySucks]

Don't you worry we already have the FDA, and other agencies, on top of it and TONS of regulations and laws on the books with regard to these things, but, as any bureacrat could tell you, no reason not to make more!
https://www.federalregister.gov/articles/2001/09/07/01-22481/small-entity-compliance-guide-food-labeling-serving-sizes-reference-amount-for-baking-powder-baking
https://www.federalregister.gov/articles/2016/05/27/2016-11865/food-labeling-serving-sizes-of-foods-that-can-reasonably-be-consumed-at-one-eating-occasion
And these are only a few of the many, many and at the Federal level. States and local municipalities also have countless regulations.

The 26 page Army specification for brownies always cracked me up.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=127058298

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Here it is. add explosive to the icing.

Thanks Gabby. 

[GravitySucks]

Shocked Gabrielle...

Is this a cake you and your buddy AKwilly make together?

"Dark Brown Sugar ..packed"

WhiteCrow. Your mind's in the gutter

<insert appropriate Jethro Tull link here>

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Great for getting rid of tree stumps too

Yes indeedee. Exactly right .

[Inglorious Bitch]

Shocked Gabrielle...

Is this a cake you and your buddy AKwilly make together?

"Dark Brown Sugar ..packed"

Just got my White Crow hoodie in the mail! Thank you thank you!! It's beautiful! I'll wear it to Whitecrowfest 2017.

[albrecht]

The 26 page Army specification for brownies always cracked me up.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=127058298

Haha. I haven't read the document but I'm sure like other voluminous documents there will be a reference to the 'Paperwork Reduction Act' (44 U.S.C. §§ 3501â€"3521) on one of the pages!!

[gabrielle]

I got my hoodie too. This hoodie is first class and is a piece of art work.  Thank you WC.

[WhiteCrow]

I got my hoodie too. This hoodie is first class and is a piece of art work.  Thank you WC.

Thanks Bellas..IB and Gabrielle.. glad you like them!

[Roswells, Art]

These are awesome. Especially Heather's fake Likes. I'm willing to bet Art did this rather than someone they hired.

Man, what a terrible gift. "Here, I bought you some fake friends. You looked like you could use some."

[Inglorious Bitch]

Thanks Bellas..IB and Gabrielle.. glad you like them!

[WhiteCrow]

WhiteCrow. Your mind's in the gutter

<insert appropriate Jethro Tull link here>

My mind is in the gutter?  I only report what I read.


Miss Manners Gabrielle has gone "Vaughly Lovable". .. what's next "vicious" ?

"Blend in Brown Sugar..Beat at high speed for three minutes"

[K_Dubb]

Here are links to some relevant threads if you want to review:

Bateman's test show
http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,5028.msg881824/topicseen.html#msg881824
note: user "username" is Michael from End of Days Radio

Heather's African Likes:
http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,9159.msg888295/topicseen.html#msg888295

MV's Twitter logins:  http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,10143.0.html

Also if you guys can get Jaz to say the word "assume", just kind of all natural like, I'd be much obliged.  It's for an informal survey I'm doing.

[K_Dubb]

I got my hoodie too. This hoodie is first class and is a piece of art work.  Thank you WC.

Thank you, dear!  I would have put it all in one deep springform hahaha.

[Inglorious Bitch]

9:03pm

I guess I'm in