Airyn, O Airyn!

[Caruthers612]

   Apart from sheer luck and being worth millions, what's Art got that I don't got--and please, Spikegirl, don't say "several inches", saw that one comin' a mile away, as it were. I mean, what's a Heeb gotta do to win a smokin' hot barely legal Asian chick with a tush you could fit in the palm of your hand?

Mordred, what lives in hope of winning the tuchus lottery like Art did

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

Move to South East Asia.  It all about playing the ratios.

[Spikegirl]

   Apart from sheer luck and being worth millions, what's Art got that I don't got--and please, Spikegirl, don't say "several inches", saw that one comin' a mile away, as it were.

I THOUGHT IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND...

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

"Ham Operators do it with Frequency."

[Spikegirl]

"Ham Operators do it with Frequency."

Lucky Frequency!

[EvB]

  I mean, what's a Heeb gotta do to win a smokin' hot barely legal Asian chick with a tush you could fit in the palm of your hand?

Mordred, what lives in hope of winning the tuchus lottery like Art did

Dunno how serious you are - but the fact is that there are any number of Asian woman who would love to marry an American - the LUCK part is finding the one - out of the many - that you can actually have a good relationship with. But, that's not impossible - even long distance - just ask MV!  (It does take some effort though - you're too smart to settle for the 'mail order bride' thing)

If you are specifically interested in someone from the Philippines, though, here is what I see as your biggest hurdle:  most of them are Roman Catholic - and quite serious about it. How do you feel about that and how would you handle it? 

OTOH - if you're just looking for some fun in an Asian package - there are plenty of "meet Asian singles on line" places to go. Why not?  It's a brave new world - people don't think of cyber match-ups as a looser option any more.  The world is much to complicated for that. Just make sure you're a Mensch and make your intentions clear. (said "Mom"  )

As for Airyn - she's much younger than Art - true- but she's quite legal, and had finished college by the time they married. (which may have been a two year set up in the Philippines - I dunno) but she was CERTAINLY 21 or more.

Now - how was that for a June Cleaver post!?  Gawd - I think my "hip" has seriously slipped.

[Pirate King Atomsk]

Art has superb taste in the fairer sex. I'm into Irish women first and foremost, but asian women are absolutely beautiful. Just make sure you pick the right ones. I hear many become rather controlling. Not trying to be ignorant or anything but...that's just what I hear. I've only dated one and she was a headcase from the start so...yeah.

[danDNA]

Irish women? red-haired? or the gypsy type with gold teeth and nicked cars we get in london?

[Spikegirl]

Irish women? red-haired? or the gypsy type with gold teeth and nicked cars we get in london?

LOL! OMG Dan! You're so bad! 

I can't stop laughing! I understand the pull of the Irish, I've dated a few off the boat Irish guys myself. That accent is yummy. (So are Brit accents, BTW).

[danDNA]

irish blokes are they like some sexual archetype for women? i swear them dodgy fuckers can go anywhere in the world and pull. do you prefer the hugh grant brits or the lock stock brits? 

[Spikegirl]

irish blokes are they like some sexual archetype for women? i swear them dodgy fuckers can go anywhere in the world and pull. do you prefer the hugh grant brits or the lock stock brits? 

I love Hugh Grant. What is a lock stock Brit? Any guy w/a British accent is hot. Even someone like Rowan Atkinson is hot because of that accent. Yeah, Irish guys are the biggest whores. And total freaks in bed. (or so I've heard  )

[danDNA]

lock, stock and two smoking barrels - the film. rowan atkinson looked so good as black adder 2 (no homo), plus he was a complete bastard which added to the overall effect. can i recommend a friend who has got it going on? check out russell porter who does something called the porter report you can google it i should think. Id do him.

[Spikegirl]

lock, stock and two smoking barrels - the film. rowan atkinson looked so good as black adder 2 (no homo), plus he was a complete bastard which added to the overall effect. can i recommend a friend who has got it going on? check out russell porter who does something called the porter report you can google it i should think. Id do him.

haha! Will check him out!

My favorite Christmas program is the Blackadder Christmas Carol w/ Robbie Coltrane as one of the ghosts!

[Frys Girl]

Rowan Atkinson is hot

$$$$ for bringing up mr.bean

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

A Pikey girl once stole my heart.......... and sold it back to me for 50 quid, a carton of Dunhill's, and some Burberry panties.

[EvB]

Burberry panties.

But Burberry ROCKS!

[Caruthers612]

      My GAWD! Once again, me seeks to be witty, pithy, sarcastic, sardonic, cellular, pastry, scrimshaw, idolatrous, mnemonic, Irvington Edwards III, and a few o' you baked potatoes forget the cheddar and broccoli. Ladies and Germs, your attention please: It were a goof. A good of the kind me loyks t'play. Yes, I'd love to crack a tiny Asian ass wide open like a walnut whose approximate size it approximates.

       Wait. Was that a redundancy or did I just say the same thing twice?

       And yes, to find such a sweet young girl with a tight ass and a heart of gold like Airyn, if you're lucky, happens to you once in a lifetime. But I've no intention of buying a girl off the mail order girl tree--unless she comes with a MBG and certain guarantees signed in blood. Hers.

       <sigh> It all used to be so simple... Remember when it was a man's world? And there were so many impoverished nations to choose from? In the words of James Woods in the movie Salvador: "Where else can you get a twelve-year-old virgin to sit on your face for seven bucks?"

Mordred, what opposes child sexual exploitation but mourns the loss of a
             world that still knew how to 'ave a few laughs

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

      My GAWD! Once again, me seeks to be witty, pithy, sarcastic, sardonic, cellular, pastry, scrimshaw, idolatrous, mnemonic, Irvington Edwards III, and a few o' you baked potatoes forget the cheddar and broccoli. Ladies and Germs, your attention please: It were a goof. A good of the kind me loyks t'play. Yes, I'd love to crack a tiny Asian ass wide open like a walnut whose approximate size it approximates.

       Wait. Was that a redundancy or did I just say the same thing twice?

       And yes, to find such a sweet young girl with a tight ass and a heart of gold like Airyn, if you're lucky, happens to you once in a lifetime. But I've no intention of buying a girl off the mail order girl tree--unless she comes with a MBG and certain guarantees signed in blood. Hers.

       <sigh> It all used to be so simple... Remember when it was a man's world? And there were so many impoverished nations to choose from? In the words of James Woods in the movie Salvador: "Where else can you get a twelve-year-old virgin to sit on your face for seven bucks?"

Mordred, what opposes child sexual exploitation but mourns the loss of a
             world that still knew how to 'ave a few laughs

You sick, twisted, demented bastard......let me get a you a beer.

[Pirate King Atomsk]

Irish women? red-haired? or the gypsy type with gold teeth and nicked cars we get in london?

Haha, well definitely not the latter. But pale redheads are certainly my cup of tea. Just..no gold teeth. 

"Where else can you get a twelve-year-old virgin to sit on your face for seven bucks?"

At first I was going to say "Harlem", but them I realized a decent crack rock goes for about ten bucks.