Let It Be Known As Snoorology

[Frys Girl]

Before I found this site, I wanted to start a blog called Noorology because it sounded similar to Urology and numerology - both appropriate considering what goes on during C2C now. But I don't have the time or desire for that now that I've found this site. It's much much more fun and entertaining. Plus, you all have much greater background knowledge of the show and its topics than I do.

So basically, I created this topic to see whether we can establish Snoorology as a word that will refer to all things Snoory and how much he sucks.

I was also considering that when I call in, I'll mention it. For example, "In Snoorology, they've come across some fascinating, baffling stuff." My other inspiration for this was during the show last night, Snoron actually said that Dick Tracy Comics are proof of remote viewing. Why? Well in Snoory's words, "those watches they were talking into are basically cell phones. they had to see the future."

So with this new designation, I think we can "collect data" and other information that will help us petition the people who supervise Snoory. I understand that the ratings and rankings are good for the show, and Snoory mentions it all the time as if to say "to my ill-wishers, kiss my ass". However, ratings should not be the only drive for the show, and the current ratings don't limit the potential.... that is, the ratings could be much greater. An intelligent and thought provoking person could really improve things. I think the criticism can be helpful in this way. So let the Snoorology act as a force for change. To use the words of another, "Yes We Can." Just kidding.... but seriously, Snoorology? Whadda ya think?

[Spikegirl]

I like it. You might want to enter the definition of Snorology at Urbandictionary.com

[EvB]

I like it. You might want to enter the definition of Snorology at Urbandictionary.com

If she don't - I WILL!

[Frys Girl]

Snoorology
The study of Snoory, also known as George Noory.
Snoorology is a field that requires lots of patience and maybe even a helmet.

Please add to it as you see fit. You're the experts!

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

............ For example, "In Snoorology, they've come across some fascinating, baffling stuff." ......

Awesome. hehehe.

[hiro_protagonist]

good idea. 

as far as the shows ratings go, i think its hilarious when he goes out of his way to mention the numbers the show is pulling in.  i wonder if he realizes that ANYONE, you, me anyone on this message board could go in and probably achieve the same ratings.  anyone could fill that spot.  i just wish that the powers that be would go ahead and yank him and put someone else in as host.  just as long as it
s not streiber. 

i know that was totally off topic. just had to add my 2cents.

[Dixie Butcher]

My other inspiration for this was during the show last night, Snoron actually said that Dick Tracy Comics are proof of remote viewing. Why? Well in Snoory's words, "those watches they were talking into are basically cell phones. they had to see the future."

Jesus fucking Christ he's an idiot.  I'm surprised he doesn't cite George Jetson as being kin to Nostradomus,  then.

George Noory:   Nostra- DumbAss

[Spikegirl]

Jesus fucking Christ he's an idiot.  I'm surprised he doesn't cite George Jetson as being kin to Nostradomus,  then.

George Noory:   Nostra- DumbAss

[Pirate King Atomsk]

My other inspiration for this was during the show last night, Snoron actually said that Dick Tracy Comics are proof of remote viewing. Why? Well in Snoory's words, "those watches they were talking into are basically cell phones. they had to see the future."

Obviously! Talking to someone remotely over long distances was never even thought of before Dick Tracy! They must have taken that one right out of the future! 

[EvB]

just as long as it's not streiber. 

I just want to say that while I absolutely agree that EVEN GEORGE N. is a better broadcaster than Streiber - Streiber is still the smarter, better educated, and more articulate man.  He's just a lousy interviewer.  He actually doesn't make a bad guest if he's not doing the "they all LAUGHED AT ME!" thing.

For the love of God, Whitley - I'm am HONESTLY sorry if you had as traumatic an experience as you say.  No-one deserves that. HOWEVER - you are a professional writer - once a professional ad-man.  Did it NEVER occur to you that if a popular, if somewhat cultish, horror writer said that little grey men came form outster space and mecanically gave it to him up the ass - that people were gonna LAUGH?

It may feel icky - but you can't blame 'em.  Honest, you can't.

[MV/Liberace!]

i just can't handle people who break down if you don't react to their story in a predictable, almost formulaic fashion (sad story, you must empathize... funny story, you must gut laugh).

sometimes people are going to laugh when you don't want them to.  sorry.  personally, i always feel so warm and fuzzy when i hear the story about how larry king laughed at streiber on live tv.

[EvB]

sometimes people are going to laugh when you don't want them to.  sorry.  personally, i always feel so warm and fuzzy when i hear the story about how larry king laughed at streiber on live tv.

YEP!  And, as one of the YouTube posts here shows (it may have been from you MV) sometimes even the most professional broadcaster starts to giggle or guffaw more out of confusion or anxiety than anything else - but once they do - it's all down hill from there. 

I will confess that my "Trash Reading" during the two weeks off of i had from "serious literature" was The Greys (hey!  it was $2.99 on a mark-down table at the supermarket!) In it, WS actually makes a joke about the whole "anal probe" thing at his own expense.  The husband, who has now realized he met his wife when they were children on a spaceship - tries to explain it to her.  She she's not buying, and replies:"So were there any anal probes?  Or was it even kinkier than that?" 

Maybe he's starting to get the joke.

[MV/Liberace!]

you know something, frys girl...

assuming you created the term "snoorology," i want to congratulate you.  it appears your new word has started worming its way into the public consciousness at large.  congratulations to you!

as an example, i submit the following:
http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/1648967/775222/

read the torrent description.

cheers, frys girl.  and again, congrats, soldier.

[Frys Girl]

you know something, frys girl...

assuming you created the term "snoorology," i want to congratulate you.

I swear to you I did come up with it on my own! <puts hand on Carl Sagan dvd box set> However, if others are calling him Snoory, Snoron, it's likely they could thunk it up too I suppose. Thanks for the props and link. It's a proud day.... just public service though.

[MV/Liberace!]

However, if others are calling him Snoory, Snoron, it's likely they could thunk it up too I suppose.

forget that noise.  you are the originator.  i salute you.

[Frys Girl]

forget that noise.  you are the originator.  i salute you.

Thank you. Also, I like your new avatar. It will be perfect for a new GNS singles banner

[MV/Liberace!]

Thank you. Also, I like your new avatar. It will be perfect for a new GNS singles banner

thx.  i was making fun of my wife a couple days ago because in this picture, it looks like she has no neck and her head has been detached and glued to her chest.  haha

[EvB]

you know something, frys girl...

assuming you created the term "snoorology," i want to congratulate you.  it appears your new word has started worming its way into the public consciousness at large.  congratulations to you!

as an example, i submit the following:
http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/1648967/775222/

read the torrent description.

Most of the torrents on this site are form members only - and membership, at the moment, is by invitation only.  Would you happen to have an invite code?  I'd love to try some of this out.

TY 

[EvB]

sometimes people are going to laugh when you don't want them to.  sorry.  personally, i always feel so warm and fuzzy when i hear the story about how larry king laughed at streiber on live tv.

This is one of those stories - funny BECAUSE it is so awful!  The poor woman involved is a wreck - and suffering from major guilt.  However, it WAS an accident - and there is a [twisted] funny side.

This is for MV in particular:

A online acquaintance of mine breeds toy poodles.  She recently had a knee replacement.  She was not cleared by her surgeon, yet, to drive - but got sick and decided to take herself to the emergency room.  It turned out she had pneumonia.

So, you can imagine - post surgery, and clumsy die to that - sick - and clumsy due to that, she comes home after stopping to have her scripts filled and walks into her home to find the dogs had knocked down the baby gate they are kept behind when no one is at home. Well, they did what dogs DO!  They gathered round her yipping the K9 version of  "Mommy!  Mommy! Mommy!"  The woman tripped, and one of the poodles was under her butt.

No more poodle.

I sent her a message of condolence, and assured her that accidents happen and that beating herself up was not going to help anyone or anything.

Then, I dissolved into giggles.

I'm so sick - I may go to Hell!   

[MV/Liberace!]

haha, if it were any other breed, i'd feel bad.

your demonoid invitation info is in your PM inbox.

[Frys Girl]

thx.  i was making fun of my wife a couple days ago because in this picture, it looks like she has no neck and her head has been detached and glued to her chest.  haha

Yes. It is an awkward position. But that's ok! It's adorable.