Art Bell

[phrodo]

Nothing rhymes with weave or toupee.

Au contraire -- Beav (short for Theodore Cleaver) rhymes with weave and touche rhymes with toupee. But nothing rhymes with orange.

[pate]

...

herd mentality ... that is ...

... until he actually did

...

BAAAAAH!

edit:  ed fur content.  Pray for Goatz

[pate]

Orange door hinge.

*mic drop

ediot: will also accept Steve & au lait.

[K_Dubb]

This poem is about noory's toupee
Which sits kind of sideways and droopay.
When dining, the weave
Got caught on his sleeve,
Flew off, and now floats in the soup.  Eh?

[bellNwhistle]

[ge30542]

This poem is about noory's toupee
Which sits kind of sideways and droopay.
When dining, the weave
Got caught on his sleeve,
Flew off, and now floats in the soup.  Eh?

There was a young woman from Dallas,
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus,
They found her vagina in North Carolina
Her asshole in Buckingham Palace!

[Yorkshire pud]

There was a young woman from Dallas,
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus,
They found her vagina in North Carolina
Her asshole in Buckingham Palace!

Completely off topic and therefore reported.. Seriously.

[K_Dubb]

There was a young woman from Dallas,
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus,
They found her vagina in North Carolina
Her asshole in Buckingham Palace!

Funny, but you need to work on your meter.  The second line simply WILL not scan.

[Gruntled]

Listening to Phil Hendries's parody of Art Bell [thanks Auslandia]
and the wife yells up "Are you happy your little friend is back?"
Troll.

[bellNwhistle]

Listening to Phil Hendries's parody of Art Bell [thanks Auslandia]
and the wife yells up "Are you happy your little friend is back?"
Troll.

LOL!

[pate]

eEMdeelite,

I'd like to see the last few pages of post moved to the "My Viagra No Wookie" sub-thread on the Technology main-thread.  Not that I like reading allthrough these drug companies riboste riposts, erm

Nagglin, Dab,, naggit!  Mmm, that won.

Um

hehhe, twinkles a bit, STOctagonIT

whear was eye?

Um, yeah.

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Art's not into this stuff, mang!

Not to derail...

[Night Train]

He is behind her 100%.
I think Art will be back and Heather will be hosting the weekends and when Art needs a day off.
hip hip hoorayyyy

Big surprise, huh?

After yet again walking out and breaking your heart, Art comes back a few days later, sweet talks you, gets you all in the mood.  You get undressed, turn off the lights, and wait for him on the bed.  Then he walks in and Plop!, another Pahrump Steamer!  And you guys are all "Thank you, sir!  May I have another?!

Plus ca change, et tu Doofi?

I know there's talk of renaming the site.  Here are some suggestions:

Bellgash.com
Bellsbitch.com
Bellhag.com
Bellfag.com
HitmewithyourbestshotArt.com
Willsomebodyuntiemeandgetmeatowel.com

[Night Train]

Choo-Choo  Loco-Motive.
And again, God Speed buddy!

Then I said, I will not make mention of him, nor speak any more in his name. But his word was in mine heart as a burning fire shut up in my bones, and I was weary with forbearing, and I could not stay. Jeremiah 20:9

There's a fire in my bones to spread the bad news about Art!

This train is bound for glory!

[Yorkshire pud]

And you guys are all "Thank you, sir!  May I have another?!

Hmmm, not everyone. And I would hazard a guess fewer than maybe a week or so ago.

[Night Train]

Well,
- Art Bell last week
- Art Bell, original story




I stopped being an Art Bell fan when he quit the Dark Matter show after 6 weeks, offering up some really flimsy excuses for someone who just loves doing radio so much.  It didn't ring true any of it was something to quit over.  That was so ridiculous after the big buildup, why subject myself to being jerked around by someone capable of that?

That worked so well for him, he went with an even more impressive story of intrigue this time. 

And PS, I was skeptical before, but based on recent (non) events, as far as I'm concerned there was no OBE in Paris, no map from 'Bugs', no 'Art's Parts, no huge UFO flying overhead in the desert, no eye-witnessing of an alien implant being operated on, and Victor was indeed Whitley - and Art knew it, even set it up.   

Yeah, with every passing day the possibility I didn't want to consider because it's so horrible -  that Art is a pathological liar, doesn't believe a word of this stuff, and thinks his fans are the biggest bunch of imbeciles who ever existed and he just loves demonstrating over and over just how stupid they are, i.e., Art's simply a sociopath, - seems more and more plausible.

[trostol]

so whats the topic of the day in here?

[Richard Groyper]

so whats the topic of the day in here?

Jake, from State Farm. And his khakis.

[bellNwhistle]

so whats the topic of the day in here?

What's the topic of the hour, is the better question.

Ask Night Train.

[trostol]

Jake, from State Farm. And his khakis.

are they loose fitting..i mean i am sure he has to sit around in them for hours at a time so he should be comfortable in them

[Autistic Star Children]

"There must be some kind of way out of here, "
Said  Art Bell to Keith,
"There's too much pressure , I can't get no relief.
And all  my fans â€" they'll drink my wine
A new lie shall give birth
None will question the party line
it wont affect my net worth."

"No reason to get excited, "
The stalker kindly spoke,
"There arent many here on bellgab
Who realize they're the joke
Relentless terrorism , been through that
Quitting is my fate
So let us start talking falsely now
The hour's getting late."

-Insert solo-

Midnight in the desert
Art bell keeps the view
pretending that a stalker came
And a terrorist too
Outside in the cold distance
Hes taking pictures now
Snow in Nevada approaching
And he not scared now, how?

I laughed. Nice work

[Autistic Star Children]

when Art comes back on the 11th, remember your forgotten nephew Crash called it first

[ponyboysunset]

when Art comes back on the 11th, remember your forgotten nephew Crash called it first

Who could forget a cat in a neck tie? :

[Richard Groyper]

are they loose fitting..i mean i am sure he has to sit around in them for hours at a time so he should be comfortable in them

At 3 in the morning he might be dressed, too formally?

[Yorkshire pud]

I give you: Victor. AKA Whitley Streiber.

https://youtu.be/EEFJ_C-wdlw

[trostol]

At 3 in the morning he might be dressed, too formally?

could be..and for all we know these could be ..phantom khakis

[Richard Groyper]

could be..and for all we know these could be ..phantom khakis

No! Noooo!

[ponyboysunset]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47cAxRX3aDg
Man what happened to their marriage that she is suspect of Jake

[trostol]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47cAxRX3aDg
Man what happened to their marriage that she is suspect of Jake

he always reminded me of the guy from how i met your mother and well..he always seemed kind of an ass lol

[Richard Groyper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47cAxRX3aDg
Man what happened to their marriage that she is suspect of Jake

He's a boss player, and woman layer...

[DesertFox]

Big surprise, huh?

After once again walking out and breaking your heart, Art comes back a few days ago, sweet talks you, gets you all in the mood.  You get undressed, turn off the lights, and wait for him on the bed.  Then he walks in and Plop!, another Pahrump Steamer!  And you guys are all "Thank you, sir!  May I have another?!

Plus ca change, et tu Doofi?

I know there's talk of renaming the site.  Here are some suggestions:

Bellgash.com
Bellsbitch.com
Bellhag.com
Bellfag.com
HitmewithyourbestshotArt.com
Willsomebodyuntiemeandgetmeatowel.com

Automatically overreacting to the negative is just as bad as doing it toward the positive.  Nothing in that message shows Art less likely to come back.  Just gives some a chance to whine without any real new news.