Art Bell

[PaulAtreides]

I've trained my body to fake an orgasm.

That's good as it is unlikely you would have one in the usual way.

[ItsOver]

Speaking of Studio, WOW, Keith and me just got done with a big test after we got the talk back working as it should, Keith put a message on Twitter and we took calls from all over and I must tell you it is awesome! The sound you all will get is going to put anything I have ever worked with to shame.

The Telos gear is simply amazing!

Art

It's always great hearing from Pahrump Control.

http://youtu.be/hRFoeAgkZSg

[ItsOver]

This is Top Secret, but when the Samoan Studio is complete, there will be a special "on the lawn" screening of that 1972 gem, The Brady Bunch episode :  Hawaii Bound.

Surviving cast members will attend the ribbon cutting ceremony.

Ha! followed by "Gidget Goes Hawaiian."



The Numbers Lady will be doing readings on the beach.

[ItsOver]

Yes, but there's no retirement plan and a lot more sexual harassment.

"We like to call it "The Dave Plan.""

[Northern Nights]

oh sure.  first, i met plenty of interesting people along the way.

Great story MV, an enjoyable read.  I worked as an IT guy at a trucking company during almost the exact time frame you mentioned earlier.  They were short of drivers and kept jokingly trying to recruit me as one, I considered it too and kind of regret not going for it just to experience it.  The customs paperwork and regulations became complicated post 9/11 both for us in the office and the drivers who talked about what a hassle it became crossing the border.  The U.S. government doesn't realize how much day to day human aggravation they caused with their Homeland Security nonsense.

[Northern Nights]

You skip bell gab for a few days and there are fifty pages to comb through and you miss a few fights. Is it July yet?

How dare you?

Reported.

[ItsOver]

I wonder how often art shakes his head and says "get a life" when he reads our comments

At least it's not "Get uh life, haterz."

[chefist]

"We like to call it "The Dave Plan.""

Paranormal Dating...Dave's new venture, Afterlife Insurance...

[UnscreenedCaller]

At least it's not "Get uh life, haterz."

Looking at that photo, he'd better not shake his head too hard or the dead critter on top might fly off.

[aldousburbank]

When Art did his news/commentary brief at the beginning of his shows it was so well delivered that you couldn't tell he was reading. When Dave does his, it's hard to tell what he's reading.

[ItsOver]

Paranormal Dating...Dave's new venture, Afterlife Insurance...

Hehehe...good one.  It's really comforting to know Dave is looking out for so many, sacrificing so much, just to make a buck.

[chefist]

Hehehe...good one.  It's really comforting to know Dave is looking out for so many, sacrificing so much, just to make a buck.

Just imagine his pitch:

1. Direct path to the Light and the Gates of Heaven (entry not covered)!
2. Eliminate the risk of becoming a Shadow Person!
3. Choose your own Heaven! 50 templates to choose from!
4. And so on....

[ItsOver]

Just imagine his pitch:

1. Direct path to the Light and the Gates of Heaven (entry not covered)!
2. Eliminate the risk of becoming a Shadow Person!
3. Choose your own Heaven! 50 templates to choose from!
4. And so on....

A Coast Insider FOREVER. 

[chefist]

A Coast Insider FOREVER. 

hehe...yup! but that qualifies as hell for most...I guess you can choose going up or down with Dave's new Afterlife Insurance!

[PathoJen]

Keith just tested live Art's new 7second delay feature.
Keith told about the new website he has almost finished that will replace the current Dark Matter Radio webpage but will add subscription capabilities.

Looks like a picked the wrong time to sign off last night.

[SredniVashtar]

When Art did his news/commentary brief at the beginning of his shows it was so well delivered that you couldn't tell he was reading. When Dave does his, it's hard to tell what he's reading.

That always used to drive me mad too and was one of the first inklings I had that this guy was a total write-off. The first time I heard Coast was post-Art, when Dave was in charge, and I stuck with it for a while because there wasn't anywhere else doing that type of show, but then I realised that a man who was too damn lazy to even check through his copy before reading it out on air, in case there were any awkward words for example, probably wasn't exactly the most professional broadcaster you are likely to hear and not perhaps the ideal host for that show. As Art said in a post once about Dave, he works very hard at not working.

[PathoJen]

Well well well, look who made the upper right corner. 
Me.

[paladin1991]

Keith just tested live Art's new 7second delay feature.
Keith told about the new website he has almost finished that will replace the current Dark Matter Radio webpage but will add subscription capabilities.

7 second delay!  How the hell am I gonna get a "Hi Dave!  You suck!" in when there is a 7 second delay?   

[paladin1991]

Well well well, look who made the upper right corner. 
Me.

Looking good.  Your avatar, too.

[MV/Liberace!]

The customs paperwork and regulations became complicated post 9/11 both for us in the office and the drivers who talked about what a hassle it became crossing the border.  The U.S. government doesn't realize how much day to day human aggravation they caused with their Homeland Security nonsense.

And I don't think any of it contributed one bit to our safety.

[paladin1991]

And I don't think any of it contributed one bit to our safety.

Especially if we keep marrrying them.   

You're on the list buddy!

[MV/Liberace!]

Especially if we keep marrrying them.   

That didn't help, you're correct.

[paladin1991]

That didn't help, you're correct.

Women.  Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. 

*blink*

What did you think I meant?

[Yorkshire pud]

That didn't help, you're correct.

I guess you were reported when you married an alien? Damn.

[ItsOver]

Well well well, look who made the upper right corner. 
Me.

Congrats, PJ.  I like lonevoice's acknowledgement when she was recently honored. 

"Thank you, mystery top right cornering person."

Just the right amount of bowing and scraping, without taking up too much time on the Academy Awards stage at the microphone. 

[ItsOver]

I guess you were reported when you married an alien? Damn.

Only to Dave's Paranormal and Alien Tracking and Credit Rating Service.

[Autistic Star Children]

Women.  Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. 

*blink*

What did you think I meant?

The Great Al Bundy once said: "Women. You can't live with them, the end."

[Yorkshire pud]

Congrats, PJ.  I like lonevoice's acknowledgement when she was recently honored. 

"Thank you, mystery top right cornering person."

Just the right amount of bowing and scraping, without taking up too much time on the Academy Awards stage at the microphone.

Of course, (I've been there twice I think) it isn't for just us; we'd like to thank our hairdressers, our PA's, our dieticians, our therapists, our psychiatrists, our tailors/dressmakers, our milliners and shoemakers, our pimps, our adoring fans and families.

Thank you all.

[Yorkshire pud]

The Great Al Bundy once said: "Women. You can't live with them, the end."

Or; you can't live with them, you can't shoot them.

[Autistic Star Children]

Or; you can't live with them, you can't shoot them.

That's what I remember him saying too, however when I went over to youtube to find his exact wording, there wasn't a clip of that. I figured I remembered it wrong.

But yes, this is the better quote, lol