Art Bell

[williedee]

I'm starting a breakaway forum called Bellgab 2. Who's with me?

be careful, mv will have to pull a gnoory and go after you   

[Eddie Coyle]

It worked out well for Fantastic Forum 1 and 2.

   Don't speak ill of the dead.

[Richard Groyper]

This is an obscure one, but it's probably made me laugh more than anything else from George Noory's C2C.  It's a great example of how braindead Noory is with guests and callers, not even taking a moment to question this lunatic's hilariously insane story...
http://youtu.be/IM8nCIiphC8
I actually had a friend of mine who works at PAWS, INC. show this to GARFIELD creator Jim Davis, and he got a kick out of it.

"I've got a secret"....

[MV/Liberace!]

be careful, mv will have to pull a gnoory and go after you   

That's yeeeeewwww not you.

[sydtron]

Anybody else catch that? Peter Davenport was commenting on how the MUFON website was down.
George replied " Gee, I hope we didnt CRUSH IT. We've been known to do that...."

Obviouly. A nod to the going after the pirate streams.... 

Go lick a goat!


P.s. sorry wrong thread......   my bad..

[Richard Groyper]

Anybody else catch that? Peter Davenport was commenting on how the MUFON website was down.
George replied " Gee, I hope we didnt CRUSH IT. We've been known to do that...."

Obviouly. A nod to the going after the pirate streams.... 

Go lick a goat!

George wishes his head could be crushed by Linda Multon Howe's thighs.

Oops, my bad too!

[jazmunda]

Anybody else catch that? Peter Davenport was commenting on how the MUFON website was down.
George replied " Gee, I hope we didnt CRUSH IT. We've been known to do that...."

Obviouly. A nod to the going after the pirate streams.... 

Go lick a goatse!


P.s. sorry wrong thread......   my bad..

fixed

[SnapT]

"I've got a secret"....

"In the MIDDLE OF THE ROOM is a XYLOPHONE."

[MV/Liberace!]

fixed

The difference a couple letters make...

[Heather Wade]

Anybody else catch that? Peter Davenport was commenting on how the MUFON website was down.
George replied " Gee, I hope we didnt CRUSH IT. We've been known to do that...."

Obviouly. A nod to the going after the pirate streams.... 

Go lick a goat!


P.s. sorry wrong thread......   my bad..

To soothe today's pain & loss, I'm listening to an old Art show.  Might push me over the edge if I had to hear more than a few seconds of Dave's mushmouth right now.

Great catch:  "crush it".  What a maroon. 

[jazmunda]

The difference a couple letters make...

Should we warn our new members NOT to look up the term Goatse?

[Richard Groyper]

"In the MIDDLE OF THE ROOM is a XYLOPHONE."

I would be thinking; this kid is going to murder me, then put my body in a freezer.

[popple]

I'm gonna hire you to head up my fan club, popple.



Hope you look good in booty shorts. Falkie doesn't.

I've been doing squats and lunges with a 50 pound bag of frozen pizza rolls resting on my shoulders. I'm ready

[bateman]

This is an obscure one, but it's probably made me laugh more than anything else from George Noory's C2C.  It's a great example of how braindead Noory is with guests and callers, not even taking a moment to question this lunatic's hilariously insane story...
http://youtu.be/IM8nCIiphC8
I actually had a friend of mine who works at PAWS, INC. show this to GARFIELD creator Jim Davis, and he got a kick out of it.

Hardest laugh I've had listeneeen to a Jorch show was the Shirley MacLaine "interview". If anyone has the show from 11-18-13, shoot me a PM.

[Richard Groyper]

Hardest laugh I've had listeneeen to a Jorch show was the Shirley MacLaine "interview". If anyone has the show from 11-18-13, shoot me a PM.

bateman, didn't you prank Noory?

[jazmunda]

bateman, didn't you prank Noory?

It was his Aunt. Mary-Ann.

[Richard Groyper]

It was his Aunt. Mary-Ann.

Was it successful?

[bateman]

bateman, didn't you prank Noory?

Maybe. 

This is the one that started it all:  http://www.mediafire.com/listen/hiszqf69sn622gr/bateman.mp3

[jazmunda]

File this one under poorly timed app development:



Too soon?

[karios8]

Colon-blow! lol

[fromwomewhere outthere]

Hardest laugh I've had listeneeen to a Jorch show was the Shirley MacLaine "interview". If anyone has the show from 11-18-13, shoot me a PM.

lmao,

Snorty: "So I take it you don't believe in heaven or hell".
Guest: "Well I do, I am a pastor". :

Good job Jorch.....

[bateman]

Colon-blow! lol

http://www.mediafire.com/listen/7407vpnjrfxgdsu/bateman2.mp3

[popple]

I'm starting a breakaway forum called Bellgab 2. Who's with me?

BellGabbers forming a type 2 civilization? It's more likely than you think!

[DesertFox]

What clues? I can not say a word till the date to announce. It is hard for me not to just blurt it out now because we have been told it's a go but I want to wait for the signed final deal first but boy it is exciting. I will be depending on the PROVEN ability of this murky and semi civilized group to hit Social Media with a brick for me when we are ready.

Art

Art--you da man!

[Richard Groyper]

Maybe. 

This is the one that started it all:  http://www.mediafire.com/listen/hiszqf69sn622gr/bateman.mp3

Wow, that was an uncomfortable: "NO...Absolutely not!"

[karios8]

http://www.mediafire.com/listen/7407vpnjrfxgdsu/bateman2.mp3

Jorch: Let's squeeze you in

The perfect intro for someone taking colon blow.

[Nick el Ass]

http://www.mediafire.com/listen/7407vpnjrfxgdsu/bateman2.mp3

Hilarious.

[Étouffée]

Does this mean that we have to tweet and Facebook and stuff?

Many happy returns, Art.  This is a strange but vaguely euphoric evening.

[Scully]

Narcissist Noory would not be worried at all. No doubt he's thinking that if C2C sinks he's such a "name" now, hollywood will be beating down his door to offer him a new gig.

Absolutely. 

[jazmunda]

http://www.mediafire.com/listen/7407vpnjrfxgdsu/bateman2.mp3

What happened at the end of that one? Did you start laughing?