Art Bell

[Eddie Coyle]

    Art, you must invite Kreskin on.


    And then hang up immediately, with a "try again in 2029, you ass".

[PB the Deplorable]

... Although there are some interesting guests from the past, many have nothing new to say...

One of the problems with Richard C Hoagshit is he's always full of new horseshit.  He has to be because it's discredited almost as fast as it's spewed.

He's perfect right where he is - as Noory's 'science advisor'

[puddintame]

Well... at least there's one thing we can all agree upon ... George Noory SUCKS extra-large shitcovered donkey balls.

MV, wouldn't it be cool if this forum went national, or even multi-national?  Could we handle it with our servers, etc.?  I don't know much about that part of it.  Of course, we'd have to clean up our act somewhat.  No more--um--donkey balls, etc.  That is really just too crude, or am I the only one who thinks that?  Yup, it is totally agreed that Gnorry sucks.  He can't even pronounce "program" or, God forgive, he still says "noock-you-ler"!  Anyhow, I love ya all no matter.  Just want Art and us to be on top of the world in all respects.

[Nick el Ass]

Hey, Art. I think it would be a fresh approach to seek out a few guests who refute some of the things your most popular 1990s guests used to say.

An old guest vs. a new guest one on one inside a steel cage with no holds barred. Maybe even in the Thunderdome if Art can get Tina Turner.

[PB the Deplorable]

I don't know. I think in order to hear Art's new show I'll be purchasing one of these...

Well ok, that and a fax machine

[Eddie Coyle]

This skepticism from none other than georgegoldman from bellgab is making me rethink everything.

    It reminds me of when 5 year old Coyle found those gifts in my grandmother's attic in November, 1980 that said "From Santa". Innocence lost! I've been a downbeat prick since that happened.

[MV/Liberace!]

MV, wouldn't it be cool if this forum went national, or even multi-national?  Could we handle it with our servers, etc.?  I don't know much about that part of it.  Of course, we'd have to clean up our act somewhat.  No more--um--donkey balls, etc.  That is really just too crude, or am I the only one who thinks that?  Yup, it is totally agreed that Gnorry sucks.  He can't even pronounce "program" or, God forgive, he still says "noock-you-ler"!  Anyhow, I love ya all no matter.  Just want Art and us to be on top of the world in all respects.

BellGab's resources can be upgraded at any time to meet whatever need arises, and the additional expense can be easily covered through Adsense revenue. So no worries there.

[PB the Deplorable]

...  No more--um--donkey balls, etc.  That is really just too crude, or am I the only one who thinks that?...

Well, to be fair they are shit covered..

[MV/Liberace!]

Well ok, that and a fax machine

No mouse, though. Who needs it.

[ItsOver]

This skepticism from none other than georgegoldman from bellgab is making me rethink everything.

Looks like the PremRat operatives have started back up again.  Right on schedule.

[PB the Deplorable]

No mouse, though. Who needs it.

640k should be enough for anybody

[MV/Liberace!]

Good Night every one. Good night Art Bell and Falkie.

Btw... since you're going home, will you be flying there in your SR-71?

[MV/Liberace!]

640k should be enough for anybody

Sounds about right. To my ears, at least.

[Catsmile]

BellGab's resources can be upgraded at any time to meet whatever need arises, and the additional expense can be easily covered through Adsense revenue. So no worries there.

You always have GooTube, and membership paywalls.
Plus donkey balls, never enough donkey balls.
Pray for Goatse.   

[Catsmile]

Btw... since you're going home, will you be flying there in your SR-71?

So many sockpuppets, so little time.
(Sigh)

[MV/Liberace!]

You always have GooTube, and membership paywalls.
Plus donkey balls, never enough donkey balls.
Pray for Goatse.

I would like to own a paywall website where you literally see only a brick wall until money is handed over.

[WhiteCrow]

This skepticism from none other than georgegoldman from bellgab is making me rethink everything.

Sorry you're a day late and dollar short... You needed to buy in on the ground floor, to make a killing later on selling Dark Matter Inc. stock.

[zeebo]

Looks like the PremRat operatives have started back up again.  Right on schedule.

Let us drink their fear like a tasty milkshake.

[Catsmile]

I would like to own a paywall website where you literally see only a brick wall until money is handed over.

Well the trick is you let them in for free.
The paywall comes in when they try to leave.
Brix would be shat.

[jazmunda]

Btw... since you're going home, will you be flying there in your SR-71?

He's an accomplished C337-pilot.

[Étouffée]

BellGab's resources can be upgraded at any time to meet whatever need arises, and the additional expense can be easily covered through Adsense revenue. So no worries there.

Does going national mean we have to pot down our vicious and vaguely lovable properties?  I think that would be a mistake.


Hi Art!  Speculation is fun!

[Eddie Coyle]

    I always envisioned SR 71 as a Mohammed Atta type of flyer, though unintentionally hitting buildings.

[sydtron]

I don't know. I think in order to hear Art's new show I'll be purchasing one of these.

Goddamn!!!!!   20mhz??  Should run Portal no prob.  Compuserve???  No problem!!

[jazmunda]

I'm using a pirated version of BellGab. Most of it's in Chinese but you get the gist.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

You always have GooTube, and membership paywalls.
Plus donkey balls, never enough donkey balls.
Pray for Goatse.

Yes, all please pray for Goatse.

[ItsOver]

Let us drink their fear like a tasty milkshake.

Pass the pizza rolls.  I like mine scorching hot. 
 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Goddamn!!!!!   20mhz??  Should run Portal no prob.  Compuserve???  No problem!!

I've been saving up for that nearly 26 years.  Kids had to go hungry but it'll all be worth it when they can put computer skills on their job applications.

[WhiteCrow]

One of the problems with Richard C Hoagshit is he's always full of new horseshit.  He has to be because it's discredited almost as fast as it's spewed.

Oh contraire, that's why Richard is so fun, unlike Major Ed and his Kill Shot that is impossible to "pin down an exact date"

[Heather Wade]

He did more then "quit" on me, he quit on all of us.

Art quit, and that sucked, but I don't hold it against him, man. 

[PB the Deplorable]

Oh contraire, that's why Richard is so fun, unlike Major Ed and his Kill Shot that is impossible to "pin down an exact date"

Well enjoy enjoy.

I've heard more than enough and won't be lisening