Art Bell

[ponyboysunset]

The BellGab World will not end with the bang of Art quitting but with the fart of Falkie and the suck of Noory.

So what you are saying is that it will go on indefinitely? 

[ItsOver]

then you're all dooooooooooomed.

Great.  Next, I'll find out MV is my father.

[ItsOver]

So what you are saying is that it will go on indefinitely? 

I believe Hell never quits.

[Richard Groyper]

Hi (Redacted)!
This is a copy of the email I sent to Keith.  I did post it yesterday, but it's buried under a gazillion pages and I can't find it yet.  Anyway, you have my support.

"Hi Keith.

Not only do I NOT want a refund, I want to keep my subscription going.  I think Heather stepped up and handled the show in a very professional manner, considering the situation was thrown at her at the very last minute.  This shows me that she has the great potential to make MITD and DMDR quite successful in the future.  Heather can do this.  Give her a chance.

So, I'm not going to jump ship.  I'm going to stay on board, help to shore up the old gal, and ride the high seas with the rest of you."

Thank you for your sacrifice.

[Uncle Duke]

Great.  Next, I'll find out MV is my father.

Could be worse, could be Falkie.

[BellBoy]

you are both a gentleman and a scholar.  and enjoy saint petersburg, sir.

Thank you, I hear the girls have really big boobs weather is lovely there, this time of year. 

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Yes.  We MUST keep the Falkie and GNS threads alive!  Praise MV.  He's our only hope.

Falkie wants a cut of the revenue this site generates, as high as 50%, because of the behemoth that the General Musings thread has become. Delusional as always.

[Northern Nights]

and whitelist bellgab in your adblockers, thank you very much.  money is made simply by letting the ads display.

Well I did this, might as well make that sacrifice for all the laughs this place gives me every day. Bellgab 4ever!

[ItsOver]

Could be worse, could be Falkie.

Yeah, unless Falkie is my mother and MV is my father.

[Yorkshire pud]

Well I did this, might as well make that sacrifice for all the laughs this place gives me every day. Bellgab 4ever!

Reported

[Uncle Duke]

Yeah, unless Falkie is my mother and MV is my father.

That's too weird even for me.

[ItsOver]

Falkie wants a cut of the revenue this site generates, as high as 50%, because of the behemoth that the General Musings thread has become. Delusional as always.

Oh, geez.  It's even worse than I thought.  Jorch is my father and Falkie is my mother.  Consider yourself fortunate, Art.

[starrmtn001]

and whitelist bellgab in your adblockers, thank you very much.  money is made simply by letting the ads display.

I've blocked my adblocker for BellGab MV.  Did that some time ago.  I also click on the ads, especially the ones that support our Veterans.

[Yorkshire pud]

That's too weird even for me.

Yeah but, what if.....?

[inuk2600]

I don't get it. Why doesn't he let Falkie sit down? Oh

[Uncle Duke]

Oh, geez.  It's even worse than I thought.  Jorch is my father and Falkie is my mother.  Consider yourself fortunate, Art.

In that scenario, at least your Dad has a job.

[Richard Groyper]

That's too weird even for me.

A beautiful American family.

[ItsOver]

Yeah but, what if.....?

Yeah, and I though dolphin-man love was risque.

[ponyboysunset]

Dammit I derailed this thread again. I'm reporting myself.

[BellBoy]

Falkie wants a cut of the revenue this site generates, as high as 50%, because of the behemoth that the General Musings thread has become. Delusional as always.

Mommy! Mommy! Why are those two baboons fighting?

[The King of Kings]

Hi (Redacted)!
This is a copy of the email I sent to Keith.  I did post it yesterday, but it's buried under a gazillion pages and I can't find it yet.  Anyway, you have my support.

"Hi Keith.

Not only do I NOT want a refund, I want to keep my subscription going.  I think Heather stepped up and handled the show in a very professional manner, considering the situation was thrown at her at the very last minute.  This shows me that she has the great potential to make MITD and DMDR quite successful in the future.  Heather can do this.  Give her a chance.

So, I'm not going to jump ship.  I'm going to stay on board, help to shore up the old gal, and ride the high seas with the rest of you."

Right, the high seas.  You know when I imagine myself in the olden days of the "high seas", I don't often imagine myself thinking it would be a good idea to be aboard a Galleon  if the Captain decided to not go and he promoted a dockhand to take over in his place.

"Don't worry, he good boy.  He ties and unties the rope on the pier really well, and how he carries supplies to the ship is great!"
"All aboard!"

[ItsOver]

In that scenario, at least your Dad has a job.

Yep.  And he's always there for me.  My abandonment issues are over!  Thanks, Uncle Duke.  Wait a minute...Uncle?

[nbirnes]

Toppest kek.

But seriously. IF there is wiggle room for Mr Bell to start broadcasting again, then he needs to get on the phone to the stations IN PERSON and do the leg work to keep the affiliates on board. People are skittish and an itchy trigger finger on the internet does not settle anyone's nerves regardless of what is posted or how it is phrased.

This seems like an excellent idea. If they were to hear from Art with a personal call explaining the situation, it might mend bridges.

I believe in miracles.

[ItsOver]

Dammit I derailed this thread again. I'm reporting myself.

Don't feel bad, PBS.  The Falkie thread had to pop-up somewhere.

[starrmtn001]

then you're all dooooooooooomed.

Oh HELL NO, we are not!  We got your back man.  Remember that!  Braise MV!

[Ms. C]

Hi (Redacted)!
This is a copy of the email I sent to Keith.  I did post it yesterday, but it's buried under a gazillion pages and I can't find it yet.  Anyway, you have my support.

"Hi Keith.

Not only do I NOT want a refund, I want to keep my subscription going.  I think Heather stepped up and handled the show in a very professional manner, considering the situation was thrown at her at the very last minute.  This shows me that she has the great potential to make MITD and DMDR quite successful in the future.  Heather can do this.  Give her a chance.

So, I'm not going to jump ship.  I'm going to stay on board, help to shore up the old gal, and ride the high seas with the rest of you."

These words of starrmtn expresses my sentiments ... my absolute best to you girlfriend!  We're right here with you -- may you be our new Midnight Rider   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBf48xUIBLo

[BellBoy]

Oh HELL NO, we are not!  We got your back man.  Remember that!  Braise MV!

You can have the back... I'll take one of those sweet, juicy thighs. 

[The King of Kings]

So honest question.  Will Art be on the show tonight in any form?

What's the bet line, what are the odds?

[ItsOver]

Oh HELL NO, we are not!  We got your back man.  Remember that!  Braise MV!

Yes.  Lightly braise MV, serve with new potatoes and a nice cabernet.

[lamr]

This seems like an excellent idea. If they were to hear from Art with a personal call explaining the situation, it might mend bridges.

I believe in miracles.

A little humble pie is probably easier to eat than a hot pizza roll.

(but not knowing 100% what is going on inside Mr Bell's head... whatever.)