George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

Hi, Hi.

Bill doesn't want to admit it, but God insists that Bill always declare his atheism.   God says to Bill "I don't want to take the blame for creating you."

Heh.  Pretty good, 136.

[136 or 142]

Heh.  Pretty good, 136.

Thanks.

[Dateline]

It is my understanding that Norry cooks the recipe "Primordial Soups" as a tease before the stuffed, with what we will never know, Thanksgiving Turkey.

Look for the canned "Primordial Soup" with a picture of Norry, the same one he uses everywhere, at a Cost Cutter near you.  It is an old family recipe.  Yeah. . .

[ItsOver]

Just a reminder for any LMH fans.  LMH is on tonight, instead of the usual last Thursday of the month.  Jorch wants to spoil T-day with the suckage of a Shecret Door show.

"Investigative reporter Linda Moulton Howe will discuss the effects of the strange pinging sound being reported in Canada; a steady increase in drought-stressed forests and ozone; and an important UFO-related story from the son of a USAF man who was working inside ET retrieval teams at alien crash sites."

[zeebo]

Thanks for the info IO, definitely tuning in for LMH tonite.

[ItsOver]

Thanks for the info IO, definitely tuning in for LMH tonite.

You're welcome, as always, Zeeb.  I've missed the last couple of Knapps so I'm thinking of getting me some LMH tonight.  I'm sure Jorch is, too.

[PaulAtreides]

You're welcome, as always, Zeeb.  I've missed the last couple of Knapps so I'm thinking of getting me some LMH tonight.  I'm sure Jorch is, too.

When Jorch is going to be face-to-face with LMH, like a high school boy on prom night, he always carries his "like that's going to happen" condom in his wallet.

[zeebo]

LOL time to cue up those sentimental ballads.   

[GravitySucks]

Noory. You are ignorant. Look at the image below and point to the part of Canada that is "almost in Siberia".

[zeebo]

Um so back in the 50's there was some kind of war between a dozen alien species, involving a series of aerial battles fought in the skies over Greenland.  LMH never disappoints.

[21st Century Man]

Um so back in the 50's there was some kind of war between a dozen alien species, involving a series of aerial battles fought in the skies over Greenland.  LMH never disappoints.

LOL.  One time last night,  LMH was sone with her segment and started talking to Jorch and he was caught napping or something. 

"Jorch, Jorch?  Are you there, Jorch?"

"I'm sorry Linda, I was just finishing jacking off. Clean-up in studio 5! Now where were we?"

[136 or 142]

LOL.  One time last night,  LMH was sone with her segment and started talking to Jorch and he was caught napping or something. 

"Jorch, Jorch?  Are you there, Jorch?"

"I'm sorry Linda, I was just finishing jacking off. Clean-up in studio 5! Now where were we?"

Noory said that the her voice dropped off due to some technical problem and he didn't hear that she had finished speaking. Given that I don't recall him ever before missing a 'cue' like that, I see no reason not to believe him.  His problem is that he starts speaking before the guest has finished making their point, not the other way around.

Of course, when a guest drops off he normally says 'are you there' or something like that, but that happens when he asks a question and doesn't receive an immediate reply, it's likely in this case that his entire system malfunctioned temporarily.

Still, Clean-up in studio 5 is clever.

[Yorkshire pud]

Um so back in the 50's there was some kind of war between a dozen alien species, involving a series of aerial battles fought in the skies over Greenland.  LMH never disappoints.

Aliens are shy, they only engage in battles between themselves on Earth, in remote areas. Seriously.

[CornyCrow]

LOL.  One time last night,  LMH was sone with her segment and started talking to Jorch and he was caught napping or something. 

"Jorch, Jorch?  Are you there, Jorch?"

"I'm sorry Linda, I was just finishing jacking off. Clean-up in studio 5! Now where were we?"

George, were you abducted?   She thought she'd have to finish the show on her own.  This is why he is so boring.  He's not even listening to his guest.  He likes Linda because she delivers long monologues, allowing him to wander off to other things. 

[zeebo]

Aliens are shy, they only engage in battles between themselves on Earth, in remote areas. Seriously.

It makes total sense.  If we were gonna host a little war on some other planet, we'd want to be discreet about it.

[CornyCrow]

It makes total sense.  If we were gonna host a little war on some other planet, we'd want to be discreet about it.

The guy on the trees dying was correct, though.  Google dying trees.  Not everyone attributes the problem to ground based ozone, though. 

New Delhi (or is it Delhi) has a worse pollution problem than do Chinese cities.   

[Juan]

Don't forget that during one of Art's retirements, I think 1999, Hily Rose revealed that Bill Clinton lost a shooting war with the space aliens and hid our last 350 UFOs at a secret base beside a lake in Canada.

[CornyCrow]

Don't forget that during one of Art's retirements, I think 1999, Hily Rose revealed that Bill Clinton lost a shooting war with the space aliens and hid our last 350 UFOs at a secret base beside a lake in Canada.

It makes the mind spin. 

[PB the Deplorable]

Thanksgiving is George's favorite holiday. 

After the big dinner he gathers the entire family around the TV for the annual viewing of Old Yellow, the heartwarming story of a boy's dog that has to be shot.

[Dateline]

I thought Old Yellow was what he affectionately called his man shorts.

[Uncle Duke]

Don't forget that during one of Art's retirements, I think 1999, Hily Rose revealed that Bill Clinton lost a shooting war with the space aliens and hid our last 350 UFOs at a secret base beside a lake in Canada.

Reminds me of the Stanton Friedman's protégé (Feschina??) who was on C2C with Stan claiming the US fought aliens along the east coast in the early 1950s.  The best part was the alien attacks on USAF bases in Florida which he claimed were covered up. 

[PaulAtreides]

I thought Old Yellow was what he affectionately called his man shorts.

No, he named the old man shorts "skid marks."

[21st Century Man]

Noory said that the her voice dropped off due to some technical problem and he didn't hear that she had finished speaking. Given that I don't recall him ever before missing a 'cue' like that, I see no reason not to believe him.  His problem is that he starts speaking before the guest has finished making their point, not the other way around.

Of course, when a guest drops off he normally says 'are you there' or something like that, but that happens when he asks a question and doesn't receive an immediate reply, it's likely in this case that his entire system malfunctioned temporarily.

Still, Clean-up in studio 5 is clever.

Thank you. 

He may have had a legitimate problem but it is fun to speculate. Sometimes I don't think he is really listening though.

[21st Century Man]

George, were you abducted?   She thought she'd have to finish the show on her own.  This is why he is so boring.  He's not even listening to his guest.  He likes Linda because she delivers long monologues, allowing him to wander off to other things.

Exactly. 

[21st Century Man]

The guy on the trees dying was correct, though.  Google dying trees.  Not everyone attributes the problem to ground based ozone, though. 

New Delhi (or is it Delhi) has a worse pollution problem than do Chinese cities.

That was a frightening story.  All my trees are doing fine though. I live in the Atlanta suburbs and while ozone is a bit of a problem,  I don't see it affecting the greenery. Let me add that our pollution is a drop in the bucket compared to the pollution problem L. A. had in the 70's.  You can't really see the pollution like you could back then but it is there nonetheless. 

I'd like to see some solid science testing this ozone theory though.  That said, pollution needs to be minimized anyway.  I don't want to breathe that stuff.  This current drought that we are experiencing is having a devastating effect on greenery though. Meteorologists are calling for rain finally next week after 3 months of dry weather.  We desperately need it to get the fires under control.  We've never really had a fire problem in GA before that I can remember but we have several fires burning acreage now.

[zeebo]

Don't be a turkey!  Holiday Secret Door show awaits!   

[JesusJuice]

I think it's Steve Quayle

[Morgus]

I think it's Steve Quayle

Ding Ding Ding! You got the first Secret Guest right! 

[Dateline]

I hear Falkie knocking on the secret door.

[JesusJuice]

Well I recognized him right away. I just couldn't get to bellgab quick enough. He's one of my favorite quests.