George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[CronkitesGhost]

lol this guy is worthy of a documentary - Stephen Quayle just brings it, shameless and glorious - so far I've heard Nazis, Antartica, men in black, 12 foot giant raping people, he's the Robin Williams of conspiracy kooks

[CronkitesGhost]

wow wow wow this is on a whole other level, George just told him to wrap it up lol

[JesusJuice]

That JC impersonation that Mr. Lobo just did was pretty good. It really makes you think.

[GravitySucks]

The Philadelphia Story is a romantic comedy. Not really a drama.

[CronkitesGhost]

Georgie had the most boring childhood

[21st Century Man]

The Philadelphia Story is a romantic comedy. Not really a drama.

Exactly.  The one thing I've learned about Coast is never rely on Jorch's movie trivia being correct.  Also the original b & w Christmas Carol was with Reginald Owen and the second film was the one with Alastair Sim.  The second is definitely the superior version.

[21st Century Man]

Well I recognized him right away. I just couldn't get to bellgab quick enough. He's one of my favorite quests.

I missed Quayle.  Shit.  He is also one of my faves.

[GravitySucks]

I missed Quayle.  Shit.  He is also one of my faves.

He can sure ramble. Dude has some serious ADHD.

[21st Century Man]

He can sure ramble. Dude has some serious ADHD.

LOL.  Screw Hoagland.  I'd like to hear Quayle do a show.  I understand he had one at one time but I never heard it.  He wouldn't even need to have guests.  Maybe a sidekick to ask him questions though.

[CronkitesGhost]

Quayle is off to Peru to investigate underground tunnels used by the giants and I think he mentioned Lucifer was somehow involved .... to which he added that Lucifer is also on the cover of Britney Spears' new album

[21st Century Man]

Quayle is off to Peru to investigate underground tunnels used by the giants and I think he mentioned Lucifer was somehow involved .... to which he added that Lucifer is also on the cover of Britney Spears' new album

I'm having a hard time finding him. :

[CronkitesGhost]

he said it not me -  he probably got his celebrities mixed up or its another of her albums or possibly it just flew out of his mouth like the rest of the inane shit without thinking.

[21st Century Man]

he said it not me -  he probably got his celebrities mixed up or its another of her albums or possibly it just flew out of his mouth like the rest of the inane shit without thinking.

LOL.  That is true.

[CronkitesGhost]

tho he did mention something about light on the album cover and that one does have bright light from behind her - how he gets Lucifer from that god knows, but in his logic anything that looks ethereal obviously is proof of angels and demons

[GravitySucks]

Hey George. The evil witch wasn't on a broom. The old lady was on a bicycle.

[CronkitesGhost]

i don't know Mr. Lobo, he's just a normal guy into movies

the other night George had a woman on who talks to the dead but only about one thing -  recipes, people come to her to contact their dead relatives because they need a recipe they've lost  - i shit you not

[GravitySucks]

LOL.  Screw Hoagland.  I'd like to hear Quayle do a show.  I understand he had one at one time but I never heard it.  He wouldn't even need to have guests.  Maybe a sidekick to ask him questions though.

SQ and Stan Deyo. Radio gold.

[21st Century Man]

i don't know Mr. Lobo, he's just a normal guy into movies

the other night George had a woman on who talks to the dead but only about one thing -  recipes, people come to her to contact their dead relatives because they need a recipe they've lost  - i shit you not

I turned it off after 5 minutes and then turned it back on when LMH came on.  I can't handle stupid stuff like that.  Besides that is a topic that only cooks will love.

[21st Century Man]

SQ and Stan Deyo. Radio gold.

There you go.  I wonder if Fred might be interested.

[CronkitesGhost]

I turned it off after 5 minutes and then turned it back on when LMH came on.  I can't handle stupid stuff like that.  Besides that is a topic that only cooks will love.

i like LMH, she's very relaxing to listen to - George is so in touch and close to his guests that last night he asked LMH if her daughter had had her baby yet, LMH replied 'She's 2 years old George' lol  He's such a mess.

[21st Century Man]

i like LMH, she's very relaxing to listen to - George is so in touch and close to his guests that last night he asked LMH if her daughter had had her baby yet, LMH replied 'She's 2 years old George' lol  He's such a mess.

Thats our Jorch.  Maybe it is a symptom of Alzheimer's.  Jorch better have that checked out.

[21st Century Man]

tho he did mention something about light on the album cover and that one does have bright light from behind her - how he gets Lucifer from that god knows, but in his logic anything that looks ethereal obviously is proof of angels and demons

That sounds like something Quayle would say.  I wonder if he did a lot of drugs in his youth.

[JesusJuice]

What the fuck is going on?

[CronkitesGhost]

oh god -  how sad - Jorch thinks he's Phil Hendrie tonight

[21st Century Man]

I don't know but I'm close to turning this off.  I really hate this Secret Door shit.

[JesusJuice]

George is still upset by "that nigger guy". lol. Also this is going on way too fucking long.

[21st Century Man]

"Are you pulling my leg?" 

Jorch, you set the rules for this stupid secret shit format.  :

[21st Century Man]

If it is Bruce Goldberg, I'm done for the night.

[CronkitesGhost]

so bad, painful, comedy should be left to professionals or funny people

[JesusJuice]

It was Ian Punnett for those of you that tuned out.