George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

I'm confused. Something's wrong. Something weird is happeneen. It's Monday night/Tuesday morning. It's the first hour of C2C. There's an interesting, articulate guest on engaging in a rivetting, intelligent conversation with a host who isn't constantly interrupting with weird non-sequiturs and banal platitudes and who has a basic command of the English language. It's not right. What's goween on??
Oh, yes, I forgot. George Noory is on holiday. Explains everything......

[MV/Liberace!]

Thanks! Yeah it's been a while since I've been in here. What's funny is that I was almost compelled to do a rundown of the TENTH ANNIVERSARY SHOW.
How are you?

I'm good. Thx for asking. Hope I see you around more often.

[michio]

very strange that all the callers are Noory ass-kissers, telling him he improved the show and more junk.

I thought I heard Joshua P. Warren say Simple George was helping to transition us from a Type 0 to a Type 1 civilization. If my ears didn't fail me than J.P.W. has failed his civilization by uttering such verbal garbage. Noory is moving us into a Type -1 civilization and he's doing it in the "beat of an eye."

[MV/Liberace!]

     A brief history of the Compendium:

 

  There existed two threads.  Meegle's "Something or other mangles Meegle"

and Phantasticsanshisan's "George watch nightly,"

and they did both document the foibles of the Nooron well,

for the Nooron wqs a Mooron,

and thus the Great Moderator decided

they they shall be as one.

Enter the Compendium.

That's right, actually. Holy shit... I don't know how you are able to recall those old thread names.

Edit: I miss phan. Wish he were still around all the time as he used to be. His wit was probably largely responsible for getting this forum going.

[mombird3]

This show is toast. I hope Art Bell comes out with something new. I found the "We miss Art Bell" at facebook.com. We all miss him. But still no new news for us. I hope it is soon. We need something else on the radio. Last nights show was the same boring as ever show.


They cannot get any new guests.

[PB the Deplorable]

... They cannot get any new guests.

I think that's right.

George is so slow-witted and just plain dumb and lazy that by now he's become too frightened and unsure of himself to even engage in an actual back and forth conversation.  Not being prepared and not listening to guests and callers are self defense mechanisms.  Unless it's one of the vapid predictable regulars like the numbers lady. 

At this point I don't think he even wants new guests - when he has to have one he limits it to an hour or two, asks all the 'how are you' questions, then goes to the 'pfones'.

[Insanity]

hahahhaha holy shit. On the art stream JC just told art that Jorch stole $20 from his wallet and that jorch was evil and a tool of satan.

Mabey that guy really was getting secret messages from the voice in his head..

[popple]

I just heard that too Insanity. He tried so hard to warn us  I believe that heroic pizza roll was filled with scum from the boiling pits of sewage!!

[ItsOver]

I'd rather have JC hosting C2C than Noory.  Maybe Art would call in to the show.

[PB the Deplorable]

Where would a Snorge go for a weeks vacation?  I'm guessing he was too paranoid to say.  Too frightened and unimaginative to go anywhere new and interesting.

My guesses, in order:  Las Vegas, Nowhere, Hawaii, Detroit

[ItsOver]

Jorch is probably enjoying his Tahiti Village time share.      I could see him getting in some lounge lizard crooning there, alongside Roseanne Barr.

[Juan]

sNoory has the night off on Elvis' birthday.  There are no coincidences.  He's at Graceland.

[Morgus]

Where would a Snorge go for a weeks vacation?

Noory said on the air he only takes one week a year for vacation.
But he failed to mention on the Friday's he takes off when he is traveling to personal appearance events...

[ItsOver]

And, of course, there's all the nights he skips out early to pick-up a convenience store pre-made turkey sandwich before they run out.

[hosehead]

And, of course, there's all the nights he skips out early to pick-up a convenience store pre-made turkey sandwich before they run out.

"Lessee...  week-old gas station roast beef on Kaiser roll, heating lamp pizza roll surrounded by flies,  RC cola and a spoonful of turmeric.  Oh, and $25 regular on pump 5."

[b_dubb]

i'm guessing he's visiting family.  detroit and missouri.  i hope the guy has a good vacation. 

[somatichypermutation]

The guy would truly not take vacation the first couple years, he was afraid someone like him would come along and take his job.  Then he got lazy and started playing the Morgus crap every Friday at the end so he could start drinking early, and then he just quit slowly deteriorated to where we are today - an incredibly lazy arrogant unprepared host who is in it for his own personal gratification and chasing of skirts.

[popple]

Where would a Snorge go for a weeks vacation?  I'm guessing he was too paranoid to say.  Too frightened and unimaginative to go anywhere new and interesting.

My guesses, in order:  Las Vegas, Nowhere, Hawaii, Detroit

Where ever he goes I'm sure he'll have an exciting and remarkable story to tell us when he gets back. Maybe he'll see a UFO!

[Doomed]

Noory is spending his vacation at a Pat Boone film festival, to include a meet and greet with Pat himself, and a bus tour of the local celeb homes in Shaker Heights. Zowie!

[Falkie2013]

" And, of course, there's all the nights he skips out early to pick-up a convenience store pre-made turkey sandwich before they run out. "

How does the c-store clerk tell which one is the turkey when George walks in ?

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[PB the Deplorable]

... and chasing of skirts.

I'm guessing George chases skirts the way a greyhound chases mechanical rabbits

[NoMoreNoory]

I'm on vacation, haters!
                               Love Jorch

[Sardondi]

I'm on vacation, haters!
                               Love Jorch

Damn, so George is the guy in those incredibly bad Southern Comfort ads.

[MrHippie]

The posts on the 10 year anniversary were so funny that I downloaded the show from youtube and am enjoying it now.
The repulsive horrible Nooron and his ass kissing self loathing guests are BEYOND BELIEF

[MV/Liberace!]

The posts on the 10 year anniversary were so funny that I downloaded the show from youtube and am enjoying it now.
The repulsive horrible Nooron and his ass kissing self loathing guests are BEYOND BELIEF

i just don't have the stomach to do the same.

[ItsOver]

Damn, so George is the guy in those incredibly bad Southern Comfort ads.

He sure isn't this guy:

[ziznak]

we all know that Knapp is the most interesting man in the world... til Art comes back.... oops.

[John Smith]

The 10th anniversary show could have been fun to listen-to, instead it was just bad radio.


The thing that irritated me was that I would have liked to have heard a little bit from each of the people who help out the show together, instead we hear George run-through the behind the scenes quickly so-that he can quickly launch into the love-fest.

[Falkie2013]

Somewhere out there ...

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[Yorkshire pud]

I get masochism; I really do. I also get that some need the feeling of being able to submit and give control of themselves to someone else, done so with informed consent; I also know that immense pleasure can be experienced by all concerned...What I don't get is why anyone would listen to a radio show or watch a television programme to the end, and then spend hours and hours complaining about it. Is it rational? I'm genuinely interested. The only conclusions I can come to is the forlorn hope that (in this case) the show will miraculously get better hafway through or the host being pilloried isn't that bad after all, and he's 'in' on the negative comments. Why listen if it's that bad?