George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[pate]

I dare say* Jorch yew were trying...

edit": @say Jourch intergenuflected...

[pate]

ANS (feel like I'm on Jeapoesdy) "Stop, Look, Listen"

GNS

[pate]

Ahh,maze,und?

GnS

[21st Century Man]

I am so down

I'm feeling upside down

[pate]

Guest: Go capture one, seriously Jourchm;kay,  yew want a TeeVee shoe?

GNS

[pate]

I feel akin to Jorch;  is he falling down or upside down?

GNA

[zeebo]

...Heh, I jorsh mite need a neu brane...

I could swear this is a line from Finnegans Wake.

[Nick el Ass]

Pate has been on a two night bender, hahaha.

[pate]

Guest: " ... solid soils ... "

Maybe just I take a shot, heh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqaurfOyk9I

[pate]

Get off my lawn!

GNS

[zeebo]

Pate has been on a two night bender, hahaha.

Keep it mellow pate, we don't want you to jorch yourself up.

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UbSECloCYA

[Nick el Ass]

C2C AM needs to work on their bumper music, Elvis and squatches don't mix.

[zeebo]

What is with all the ballads tonite?  Is Noorie calling out for a she-squatch? 

[Nick el Ass]

George plugging an event: " Pick up some tickets, and come have some fffff." Is the mustachioed moron reading BellGab during commercial breaks?

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zStIm0gNnUw

Not a suggestion, George.

DNS

[pate]

Did George just ask about eating the "kill" or somesuch?

[pate]

Are the cattle remains edible?

[pate]

Bears repeating...

[Nick el Ass]

Ummm, George I have never heard of anyone being kidnapped by Sassysquatch.

[Nick el Ass]

Bears repeating...

Tommy is a real bear when he doesn't get any.

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOOHBUhVBCg

[Nick el Ass]

This show is up there with the worst of the worst. Yikes, please pull a Letterman... and retire Dave.

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-bYOf479Qw


ediot: YE=AH...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ji1-BqaLaE

GNS

[pate]

Time check, the commerce-ials wer jus ofa!

GNS

[pate]

The merkin is no Furby.  I didna win one of the fife...

GNS

[pate]

... " ... damn, whilgheist yew werefluff ..." & "... sumsquatch ..."  er tunnels?

[pate]

Dave is 'traded.  I have mixer and bourbon left...

GNS

[pate]

Dave, I hate eatun' donkey leg...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0r-XhL6mAg

[pate]

Heh, recording?