George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Northern Nights]

George sounded almost hopeful asking "can the internet go down?"   Art's new internet show is coming dontcha know.

[Nick el Ass]

That might be a problem.  Art is expecting to take over the smartphone streaming market by storm, but that means his audience will be using them to call him.

That was the first thing that popped in my head when he said the show was going to happen, hehe. I will be interested to see how things go when even granny has a cellphone now... I still use a trusty home phone myself.

[Nick el Ass]

George sounded almost hopeful asking "can the internet go down?"   Art's new internet show is coming dontcha know.

Now he will be praying for the end of the world instead of hocking supplies to get people ready for something catastrophic to happen.

[UFQuack]

"coming up...let's take a walk on the paranormal."

lol

Technoorlogy

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George is getting a might bit cranky.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

That might be a problem.  Art is expecting to take over the smartphone streaming market by storm, but that means his audience will be using them to call him.

Shhh don't discourage him.

[21st Century Man]

Shhh don't discourage him.

So this guests writes children's books about paranormal topics.  Right at George's level.  For me, it was painful.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Dave would rather us be chiselling messages on stone tablets though.

Chiseling is a lot of hard work.  George prefers Sand Scripts

[Bad Grandma]

"spell it like it is"

-Dave, the Malapropism Master of Ceremonies

[expat]

Damned if that liar Hoagland didn't say yet again that he wrote this great new book about Pluto.

HE DIDN'T FUCKING WRITE IT. HE WAS ONE OF 31 AUTHORS.

[Jorch Einstein]

Chiseling is a lot of hard work.  George prefers Sand Scripts

That's one of Jorch's klashik questions. "Is it called Sanskrit because it's written in sand?"-Jorch Noory

[Nick el Ass]

Damned if that liar Hoagland didn't say yet again that he wrote this great new book about Pluto.

HE DIDN'T FUCKING WRITE IT. HE WAS ONE OF 31 AUTHORS.

Taking credit for others hard work is something Hoaxland has been doing his whole career.

[Jorch Einstein]

After filling out his E-Harmony app, Jorch was pleasantly surprised when he was matched with Annie from Alabama.

[Jorch Einstein]

Tom Danheiser shows off his man-boobs.

[goldendeal]

How many are planning on bidding for the " Dinner with George Noory at Morton's Steakhouse"?  Seems a little steep with bidding starting at 1000,  however, it's going to a good cause, 25% to the American Red Cross and  75% to Joch's  dry cleaning bill for his wig.

[aldousburbank]

How many are planning on bidding for the " Dinner with George Noory at Morton's Steakhouse"?  Seems a little steep with bidding starting at 1000,  however, it's going to a good cause, 25% to the American Red Cross and  75% for Joch's  dry cleaning bill for his wig.

Bidding is $1,000 for an hour dinner with George, $2,000 for a half hour. 

[goldendeal]

Bidding is $1,000 for an hour dinner with George, $2,000 for a half hour.

Bonus points for sticking Jorch with the tip.

[Juan Cena]

Meanwhile, we're "entertained" with someone pimping the Fairy Tale Tax, a idea so bad even Forbes magazine slammed it.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2012/08/22/why-the-fair-tax-will-fail/

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Meanwhile, we're "entertained" with someone pimping the Fairy Tale Tax, a idea so bad even Forbes magazine slammed it.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2012/08/22/why-the-fair-tax-will-fail/

Yeah it seems to have a lot of foreseeable consequences this guy can't see.

[goldendeal]

And I thought the  Junior" Gotti shows were awful...tonight's  another all time low for Jorch.

[Dateline]

Here's my opening bid for Norry to pay me to have dinner with him.  Bidding starts at $2,750.00.  $10.00 to be contributed for TUMS and Rolaids. 

[Juan Cena]

How many are planning on bidding for the " Dinner with George Noory at Morton's Steakhouse"?  Seems a little steep with bidding starting at 1000,  however, it's going to a good cause, 25% to the American Red Cross and  75% to Joch's  dry cleaning bill for his wig.

I'll wait for a chance to bid on a weekend in Las Vegas hosted by George Knapp. That one could go into the five-or-six figures very quickly, though.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Ugh ultra boring tax interview on C2C, as if filling out my return wasn't boring enough.  It's almost as if they are intentionally sucking all the fun and intrigue out of the program one interview at a time.

[zeebo]

Yeah it seems to have a lot of foreseeable consequences this guy can't see.

I dunno the answer, but there's gotta be a way you can honestly pay up without spending ten hours doing your taxes - and that's with help either from software or an accountant and you're still not sure if you even did it right.  My taxes are pretty simple but usually I can't even understand them even after they're already filled out.   

[nextgen.fm]

I dunno the answer, but there's gotta be a way you can honestly pay up without spending ten hours doing your taxes - and that's with help either from software or an accountant and you're still not sure if you even did it right.  My taxes are pretty simple but usually I can't even understand them even after they're already filled out.   

[Juan Cena]

Ugh ultra boring tax interview on C2C, as if filling out my return wasn't boring enough.

We had to deal with Neal Boortz pimping the "Fair Tax" to death on his radio show down here in The ATL for years.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George suddenly decided it's cool to call his little video act a 'streaming TV show' instead of just a 'TV show' like he has always said up until now.

'Everyone's getting into [streaming], even HBO'

What could have possibly influenced George's decision on that one? <see Art Bell thread>

[goldendeal]

I'll wait for a chance to bid on a weekend in Las Vegas hosted by George Knapp. That one could go into the five-or-six figures very quickly, though.

I will wait  for the bidding to start on the vegan dinner at the hippy commune with Connie Willis...

[zeebo]

I will wait  for the bidding to start on the vegan dinner at the hippy commune with Connie Willis...

Watch out, her vegan dinner is actually just Nachos & Twinkies.  (edit:  the nachos are cheese-less of course.)

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

The best current Coast host, after Knapp, is BY FAR, Lisa Garr. 

Yeah I said it.