George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[paladin1991]

Leon

Is that last nights show he is offering?  A shit sandwich?

[paladin1991]

Your butt buddy Dave will be pissed when he logs in again, and sees you called him racist... and will likely cut you off now falkie.

Might want to consider that Falkie.  Georgie won't send you the mone to buy a new pair of glasses if you piss him off.

Wait.  Are you supposed to be in this thread where all the 'growed up' ppl congregate?  Back to your thread..  Go on now.  Shoo!

[paladin1991]

I am quoting what was said here but some not from here will see it as racist or demeaning to blacks.
It was not a good thing to do in a lot of ways.
Many who heard it certainly have NEVER heard of Bellgab and some probably will be offended for many of the reasons given here.
Who knows how many may write or call the network to complain, even though it was a fake interview.

Don't back pedal now and put it on others.  I'm a big fan of 'Say what you mean and mean what you say.' 

Wait.  Are you supposed to be in this thread with the adults?  Go on, now.  Back to your thread.  *waves hand at Falkmeister*   Shoo! 

[pyewacket]

I can't believe that Dave actually outdid himself with this stunt. I didn't listen so I have to rely on the good people, here, who soldier through this dreck each night. I think this proves how irrelevant C2C really is in the media. Look at the crap storms that erupt when Imus, Rush, or any of the others say the wrong thing. I don't think there's anything Dave could say that would get him noticed by the mainstream media. It's as if the canary in the media mineshaft has long passed away followed by the listening audience.

I can't listen to Coast at all.  Too often, I found myself struggling to filter out Dave's lack of language skills, repetitive phrases, and poorly executed interviews. When Dave interrupts and derails the guest and topic, it's too jarring and frustrating.

I do shake my head in amazement that this show still limps along. Many thanks to you intrepid Bellgabber for providing these updates. 

       

[PaulAtreides]

I heard last night that the being worked at Walmart as a door greeter.  They needed to expand on that.  I understand that the being covers all three shifts.  They have leaned to sleep upright, and it cuts down on labor costs. 

Always a smiling head to greet you at that Walmart.

George never would say if it could give itself a blowjob.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It was definitely a throwback to the insensitive freak shows of the 50s, the decade George still uses as his gold standard, and the fact that it was so consistent with his regular interviews demonstrates the level of honesty you can expect from George and his guests night after night.  And sure, it doesn't seem to have been embraced by listeners:  the new favourite regular caller Anna from Alabama got in first thing and then George had to fill in several minutes of airtime waiting for more calls.  But hey, kudos to George for going that extra mile to do something different to mark the special day, and for giving ten year olds everywhere something they can really appreciate.

[Nick el Ass]

I am quoting what was said here but some not from here will see it as racist or demeaning to blacks.
It was not a good thing to do in a lot of ways.
Many who heard it certainly have NEVER heard of Bellgab and some probably will be offended for many of the reasons given here.
Who knows how many may write or call the network to complain, even though it was a fake interview.

So you were quoting something from here that was never said by anyone except for you?!? Gotcha, Falkie. I think that all the time you have spent talking with Dave has effected you much like being bitten by a walker on The Walking Dead, and this shows without a doubt that I... and many others are right in our assessment that the only thing he manages to do is make those around him much dumber. No one can defend this guy anymore because he is a talentless hack. Falkie and Dave both suck.

[pyewacket]

Here's a thought, for as much as Dave interacts with the guests or callers, why not just use a computer program to run the show?

[albrecht]

I seriously just got back from the liqure store and the clerk was listining and thought it was real interview.

Wow. I was wondering if any of the callers also thought it was real. I was thinking that they were just playing around but a few of them seemed to think it was. And, considering the normal level of education for Norry C2C callers, I think maybe some of them did.
-GNS

[Little Hater]

Here's a thought, for as much as Dave interacts with the guests or callers, why not just use a computer program to run the show?

That was the April Fool's show several years ago.

[Little Hater]

Wow. I was wondering if any of the callers also thought it was real. I was thinking that they were just playing around but a few of them seemed to think it was. And, considering the normal level of education for Norry C2C callers, I think maybe some of them did.
-GNS

My guess is that the 'callers' were themselves called by Danheiser and company and provided with their 'questions'.

How sad that Noory and his minions don't understand that the essence of an April Fool's prank is to, well, fool the listeners into believing the joke is real, impossible in this example.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Isn't the point of an April fools' joke (even a bad one) that you say "April Fools!" at the end of it, hence pointing out that the other person was duped?  They just kept right on going with the rest of the show as if the first hour was legit

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

My guess is that the 'callers' were themselves called by Danheiser and company and provided with their 'questions'.

How sad that Noory and his minions don't understand that the essence of an April Fool's prank is to, well, fool the listeners into believing the joke is real, impossible in this example.

I'm still about 50% certain that the second caller was a UFO Phil character, even though it was supposed to be a woman.  That was after one call from Anna in Alabama and several minutes of Noory filling in time with no callers.

[pyewacket]

That was the April Fool's show several years ago.

I didn't know that! Probably fell flat like this one did. I mean for real- having a computer generated "host" to read news, introduce the guest and ask questions would be better than listening to Dave. Plus, the guest could follow a format that would allow him/her to cover the material they want to present. Callers could then challenge the guest or ask for further clarification.  Not the best of all presentations, but more workable than what they have now.

[albrecht]

I didn't know that! Probably fell flat like this one did. I mean for real- having a computer generated "host" to read news, introduce the guest and ask questions would be better than listening to Dave. Plus, the guest could follow a format that would allow him/her to cover the material they want to present. Callers could then challenge the guest or ask for further clarification.  Not the best of all presentations, but more workable than what they have now.

A few weeks the dolt Norry claimed to a caller, who was confused, that he was a robot. And he went into a whole spiel about radio stations hiring robots and his staff was robots, etc.
-GNS

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

That's not a bad idea.  It would also save PremRad a lot if they didn't have to pay a host salary.  And with that, let me present the new Coast host...

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/George_Takei_Prank_Board

[nextgen.fm]

I don't know how you all can keep listening!

Every day I await Art's magnificent return!

George, bless his pizza burned heart, he just doesn't have that Mystique!

Move the show to hawaii george!!!!  Get out of LA like Art said!  Tell Premrat to shove it! WHERE IS THAT INNER NIGHTHAWK FROM SO LONG AGO?!

FLY nighthawk Fly!!!!

This is for you Goerge!  Take care!


http://youtu.be/_FqMJALd16I

[Falkie2013]

  Might want to consider that Falkie.  Georgie won't send you the mone to buy a new pair of glasses if you piss him off.

Wait.  Are you supposed to be in this thread where all the 'growed up' ppl congregate?  Back to your thread..  Go on now.  Shoo!

Noory just wrote me. The glasses will get paid for. And he says he's getting positive comments on the show & says the guy's name really is Bobo.
And I've been " grown up " before some of you were born, so enough with that bs.

[Nick el Ass]

Noory just wrote me. The glasses will get paid for. And he says he's getting positive comments on the show & says the guy's name really is Bobo.
And I've been " grown up " before some of you were born, so enough with that bs.

Would you expect someone as delusional as Dave to say anything else? You need to keep the bs in your own thread Falkie. Oh, and when I see your name it makes me think of Balki Bartokomous from the show Perfect Strangers.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory just wrote me. The glasses will get paid for...

Paulides Missing 411, episode 2:  personal pride in America.

[Jorch Einstein]

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The things that Jorch makes Ten-Ton Tommy do to keep his job! Humiliating!

[nextgen.fm]

Do you think George will play Asia for me tonight?

[NoMoreNoory]

Coming late to this. I listened to the three-headed interview on record today. There are not words. So I won't. Dropped into 'Here's what's happaneen', mildly amusing, maybe, but strung out like that? Just painful. Horrible. Shameful. There: I found a few.

Meanwhile, anyone catch his attempt at saying 'Mahabharata' when Bobo gave way to Bibi? Mushmouth turned it into 'Mahaharabrata' complete with one of his weird 'foreign' accents. It's genius, I tell you, genius.

-GNS

[nextgen.fm]

George I desperately want to listen

I don't really like overnight america that much, i WANT MORE paranormal!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Do you think George will play Asia for me tonight?

You have to get your requests in 24 hours in advance.

[nextgen.fm]

You have to get your requests in 24 hours in advance.

[Jorch Einstein]

Let Me Be There Jim Nabors




Hey Jorch! Here's a request for tonight! Whenever I hear it I think of you and Tommy and forbidden love.

[zeebo]

Just checked c2c website, to see what clashick line-up we got tonite, but looks like server's down.  Wonder if the davebots went rogue and attacked the Master Control Program.

[Nick el Ass]

Just checked c2c website, to see what clashick line-up we got tonite, but looks like server's down.  Wonder if the davebots went rogue and attacked the Master Control Program.

The usual with suck, and more suck. Tonight Dave will wow everyone with his lack of knowledge while talking about China's Wealth/Food Independence.

[goldendeal]

The usual with suck, and more suck. Tonight Dave will wow everyone with his lack of knowledge while talking about China's Wealth/Food Independence.
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well, looking at the bright side I have an excuse not to listen to this crap; as if I needed another excuse.